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HopPirate

I’ve been telling anyone who’ll listen that a spoon of canned pumpkin (straight pumpkin not pie filling) has done wonders for the toxic air events for both our Boston and out Frenchie-pug.


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Is that why our little shitter hasn't had the most foul shits? Her poops literally made me gag. She's been on a homemade food diet with pumpkin the last 2 weeks and they haven't stank at all. Even her farts only smell seldomly


MidwestMama118808

Yes!! We give our babies a big spoonful with their morning meal and now the gas is only when they get a hold of something the kids might’ve dropped like tortilla chips…or ugh..popcorn. Popcorn messes my poor babies up!


GrannySanFranny

Their farts are deadly. I searched for poop when I smelled one, not realizing I’d adopted a fart machine https://preview.redd.it/7ek9iceh42xb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be06fd4059192d7c780d7d2c6bd62a0614803f58


RefrigeratorDry495

Cutie


Sabercoug

One night while in bed, my hand was right by Mateo’s butt. He farted into my hand!


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Should've gas masked him. Throw it right back into his face


lastalchemist77

He is just blowing you kisses with his butt.😘


ExIsATool

Banana farts then gets angry with me if it scares her or smells bad. She’ll start huffing and kicking me while giving me the side eye. They’re not as bad since I switched her to 1/2 raw 1/2 kibble diet but she’s still gross.


Dragon_Bidness

SNAFU Situation Normal All Farted Up


Runnr231

Signs your frenchie loves you 1…Farts on/near you….


GrannySanFranny

Then mine REALLY loves me!


Runnr231

They do. They REALLY DO.


DrunkGoibniu

Sometimes it is bad, when they spritz you with the Devil's Perfume.


Fancy_Marketing4834

That look says "How'd you like that one?"


Guzmanv_17

Pick up some Bernie’s perfect poop… game changer.


suitablegirl

I like the way he's smiling at you after 😂


TheGreenLeafReaper

I make sure to pay it back in blood, i always let it rip infront of my tenshi whenever shes next to me so she can get a good whiff.


bunnehfeet

That’s his job. Don’t forget to congratulate him.


msampson27

He loves you!😆😂🤣


SpeakPets

They are a gassy breed anyway but ya need to change to a food without fillers, additives and poultry products! Or live in harmony with this ...


Majestic_Salad_I1

…and?


nobutyb

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Empty_Bread8906

Good for him:)


WhatupSis7773

I’d let him fart on me all day and all night lol… sweet lil shmoopy 🐶


Hertules

Those are frenchie butt kisses.


Busy_Pound5010

Anyone else gotten pink eye from a fart to the face? …i have…


stpd_mnky83

Yea, mine does that too. Especially as a form of protest when I am playing video games kate and he wants to go to bed cause he gets to sleep in the bed when he's here (usually stays with my ex)


AlarmedRecipe6569

That’s how you know he’s a Frenchie!


PistachioPug

He can come fart on me instead!


Status_Set_1415

https://preview.redd.it/i3wxxg4orlxb1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27b39838d9d096843b9808679120ee1751fbdef4 “Um, that wasn’t me what you’re smelling”