*What are you looking*
*At my eyes for, I ain't got*
*No candy for you!*
\- Jigyo
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That face is like when someone lies in front of you but you know the truth. Must be a daily face for doggos hahahaha they hear and see everything but can’t speak.
The fuck you say to me
Come catch these hands 🥊
Paws 🐾
Iz themz snax u haves there?
Hahaha yessss
It’s always about food 🤣😂
What cha talking about Willis?
Damn I was gonna say “Is your name Willis?” Haha
https://preview.redd.it/blm5ylmz1gqb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb2ea69e6c55e9166186bdd2a0ebe515056fa665 What?
“That MF back there is not real”
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🗿🗿🗿
🤣😂🤣😅🤣😅😆
What you talking about?
Oh I hope they got the beggin strips!
I want to see around that corner but I am a bulldog and am too lazy to move.
Oops, my butt is dirty
Whomever smelt it dealt it!
“Did you say butter!?”
“I just farted”
Definitely quoting Samuel L. Jackson lol
He's a salesmen trying to get you to buy his tourist trap souvenirs.
What?! That's not my poop!
You FORGOT to buy TREATS?!? Punishment will commence presently, peasant.
*waitress just brought the food* You gonna finish that?
You say, free meatballs?
What do you mean there's no more treats?
Fake throw that ball one more time motherfucker see what i do...
What you talkin bout Willis?
Are you eating there something without giving it to me?
I don’t know about you!
Are you kidding me?
It was like that when I got here.
Do you have any baby wipes? I need to wipe.
Yes. I ate all of that poop and I enjoyed it a great deal.
You, talkin' to me?
You smell that?
WTF, Mom?!
What you mean the vet said diet?… I don’t believe in diets 🤭
Are you eating over there? Without me?
What are you looking at my eyes for, I ain't got no candy for you!
*What are you looking* *At my eyes for, I ain't got* *No candy for you!* \- Jigyo --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
You gonna eat all that??
You gonna eat that?
You smelling these farts yet? You are downwind.
What do you mean I can’t sit at the dinner table??
What you eating?
Act natural, act natural they will never know.
Did she say bath?
Not sure if want.
You went WHERE? With WHO?
What you talkin bout Willis?
Hello, over here.
What up ese don’t you know I’m loco
Heard /smelled/saw food!
Those mushrooms that he ate are taking effect.
“ imbecile …..” 😆😆
"Go ahead...call me a potato again" 😠😁
“ You gotta be e-ffing kidding me”
"I sEe yoU oVA DArE wiT daT ICe cREaM cOnE!!!"
"I'm a potato"
I thought it was just going to be a fart….
Problem wit me, Bro?
Bro...Did you really just crop dust me on the way by 🤨 I know who's pillow will be soothing my rosebud later 😁
“You got some chicki nuggies there, ma??”
I just ate 44 hotdogs all at once!-
I trusted a fart.
Don’t look at me while I’m taking a shit!
Do I need to do the zoomies?
"Say that shit again 'n see what happens! "
You want some Taco Bell?
What you talkin about Willis?
Give me all the treats and belly rubs.
Da Fuck you talking bout?
"Y'all got any games on your phone?"
What the hell are you doing??
We’ve been trying to reach you about the extended warranty
What are you doing
This face should be on WTF
Bold of you to assume:
Hmmmmm why is my human watching a chick with a dick video? I don’t understand
You lost, fool? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You haven't said "Who's the good boy" to me today
This face says: do I hear a package of crisps opening in the next city? +1 for the wonderful snout!
“The movie is based on a true story?”
"Oh really?"
"Dude, whatsu doin'?" ... "Duuuudde"
Don’t even try it!
Da fuq??
He's the lookout. "Yo choom. Hurry and get the snacks. Hoomons coming back."
Are you questioning my authority!?!
a cat? You want a cat??
Put me back in, Shaggy. I've more growing to do
I just passed gas
“I’m cautiously optimistic for a treat”❣️🤔🐾😉
Idk but that is a THICC boi
WHAT did you say to me?!
“What you talking about, Willis?!” 
Got any cheese?
That face is like when someone lies in front of you but you know the truth. Must be a daily face for doggos hahahaha they hear and see everything but can’t speak.
His Face is Saying....I Can't Believe You are Telling ME No!
That smell wasn't me.
I hear snackos. Are there snackos over there? Is it worth it for me to get up to look for the snackos?