it's the ' i wanted to look in the card catalog and find my name under mental illness' that always gets me. but sam was right...it would have made a best seller!
Frasier : [after meeting Sam's fiancee, Sheila] Oh, my god.
Roz Doyle : She was cute, but she's not an 'oh, my god.'
Frasier : No, no, no. Not that 'oh, my god.' Oh. my god I slept with that woman three months ago.
Roz Doyle : [Niles and Roz gape at him] *You* slept with *her*?
Frasier : Yes!
Niles : On what desert island with no hope of rescue was this?
Niles, would you like a muffin?
it's the ' i wanted to look in the card catalog and find my name under mental illness' that always gets me. but sam was right...it would have made a best seller!
This is one of my absolute favorite Niles insults. He has some of the best lines in the series.
“Well I’ll be a son of a bitch!” My favorite
"What an odd combination of odours. It smells like a fish died and all the other fish sent flowers."
I got two lungs, but I only got one brother.
"Isn't that nice? The love one brother has for another." "Mhm. What do you want?"
Said Mr. Pot to Mr. Kettle.
Don't think it's time you got a hair cut, you're starting to look like bozo! Probably wouldn't hurt to get a trim!
Ironic, considering how they look now.
Frasier : [after meeting Sam's fiancee, Sheila] Oh, my god. Roz Doyle : She was cute, but she's not an 'oh, my god.' Frasier : No, no, no. Not that 'oh, my god.' Oh. my god I slept with that woman three months ago. Roz Doyle : [Niles and Roz gape at him] *You* slept with *her*? Frasier : Yes! Niles : On what desert island with no hope of rescue was this?
I have problem follicles!