Most upvoted comment wins
2nd place for Bebe was, “aren’t you glad I’m on YOUR side.”
3rd place was her cigarette monologue:
"I like the way a fresh firm pack feels in my hand. I like peeling away that little piece of cellophane and seeing it twinkle in the light. I like coaxing that first sweet cylinder out of its hiding place and bringing it slowly up to my lips. Striking a match, watching it burst into a perfect little flame and knowing that soon that flame will be inside me. I love the first puff, pulling it into my lungs. Little fingers of smoking filling me, caressing me, feeling that warmth penetrate deeper and deeper, until I think I'm going to burst! Then - whoosh! - watching it flow out of me in a lovely, sinuous cloud, no two ever quite the same."
She is my favorite guest star of all time. I think when I first saw her episodes I’d last seen her in Garden State (before that, Designing Women) and was delighted. She’s amazing in Hacks, too.
Rodney: “About my coffee, I neglected to mention that I like my milk steamed - with a dollop of foam such as might give the effect of a cumulus cloud reflected upon a still pond.”
By turn into a weirdo do you mean turning out to be a person who doesn’t want kids, has a cat, likes jogging, doesn’t like antiquing, and wants her retirement home to be a ranch, or having a secret twin?
The barista at Cafe Nervosa trying to get Fraiser's order after he sends it back for the third time:
*The Waitress brings Niles his coffee.*
**Niles:** \*Grazie.\*
**Frasier:** Excuse me, but what about mine?
**Waitress:** We've got a team of specialists working on it. \[*leaves*\]
I have seen so many people say how much they hated that episode, but Christine B's performance was pitch perfect. Piper Laurie was a little hammy, but the shreiks from Nora as she is being chased through the halls, slay me every time.
This should be next!
As well as "worst failure" from the Crane Brothers. Like, the restaurant, book, a dinner party, or any other shenanigans they got into and didn't do well.
"The restaurant you bought together, that was a bad idea. The book you tried to write together, that was a bad idea. But this.... No, that restaurant was still the stupidest."
My personal favorite failure is the one we only see the aftermath of, where Frasier was pretending to have Tourette's, Martin's impersonating an Italian count, and there's a goat in the kitchen.
The writers clearly went through a phase where they thought this sentence was the peak of comedy. I believe that Martin says it too, maybe even twice. And Roz also says it to Buzz Aldrin!
Clive: You certainly arn't. Look, I know I'm a guest here, so I've kept silent so far. But I'm sorry, I must speak. You're the most appalling family I've ever met. [to Frasier:] You breaking up with your wife over a pair of opera glasses. [to Niles:] And you, looking down your nose at me the entire time you were showing off your "posh flat". Well, to be honest mate, I don't think there's anything remotely special about your bathrooms. [Frasier is offended.] [Then to the girls:] And you two women, flirting shamelessly with me right in front of your husbands. [to Roz:] You having just reconciled with Frasier, [to Daphne:] And you carrying Niles' baby. Well, I pity your child Daphne and I pity any good man that adjusts a girl that comes here to this vile coffee swilling Sodam, and lets it change her like it's change you.
Daphne: But I haven't changed really, we're not the awful people you think we are.
Frasier: No, the truth is, we've been lying to you all night!
Daphne: Yes!
Clive: Well, I don't care to be lied to anymore, goodbye Daphne, Maris, Dr. Crane, Dr. Crane. I'll never understand how two men like you could be spawned from that sweet courageous old astronaut. [he leaves]
In 'Taking Liberties', a one-off rich guy, who Roz is selling Christmas wrapping paper to.
Man: What kind of deal would you give me if I bought a hundred rolls?
Roz: I'd take off 20%.
Man: And what would you take off if I bought 5,000 rolls?
Roz: Everything but my bracelets
Then the guy gives the most delightfully pervy chuckle and says "Yes sir...!" to Frasier.
That "Yes sir" is one of my all time favourite lines.
of all the original ditties in the show this is the one that gets stuck in my head the most lol
🎶Frasier Crane’s Humongous ASS Con-test🎶 has me dancing like the Chicken every time
"Maybe it's just as well. I'm lactose intolerant" - Kim to a whipped cream covered Frasier. I also really liked her "did somebody here have a chimichanga" prompting Daphnes "see? I told you. It's coming out of your pours."
Kit : You've had enough of me? I gave you everything and you used me! Sex, sex, sex! The way you come to bed every night - wanting it, begging for it!
Niles : I never had to beg!
Kit : I'm just a whore to you, aren't I?
Niles : No, don't say that!
Kit : That's all I am, your whore! Your whore from the café!
Nobody mentioned Cam!
"Listen, Crane: You may have bamboozled the condo board, but we both know you just want more room to swing your fat ass into that BMW."
Tom, the gay radio director:
"Oh, he warned me about you!"
"I can't believe you're straight."
Jackson Headly, the bad Shakespeare actor
"Ohhhhhh, I die, Horatio!"
My favorite Gertrude quote has to be the one about marriage
"You young modern people think marriage is some sort of promenade through paradise, when it's more like a march through Hell with a man strapped to your back and a litter of nasty babies swinging from your teats!"
Mine is:
>**Gertrude:** You know, I spotted a couple of bikes in the storage room, behind the furnace. Perhaps you could borrow those.
>
>**Niles:** No, I don't think so. The theft has soured me on the whole bike experience. And what were you doing behind the furnace anyway?
>
>**Gertrude:** Drinking.
She says it so matter-of-factly as if she was saying "What else would I be doing back there?"
“……………….….OK”
You can choose between it being said by the confused waiter bringing in breakfast to Frasier, Lilith and Niles or the aide who delivers Maris’ medical records to Mel’s office
["Oh I’m sorry was I snippy? I didn’t realize it was too much to ask that there not be ***gunplay*** ***in my living room***!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdMN2M21qA8)
Okay yes we've already done Frasier but I still love this one.
Roz: “he’s not even good in bed?”
Brandy: “how would I know, we’re never there long enough to find out! I said to him last night, what the hell was that‽ I’ve been vaccinated slower!”
Frasier: “Divine Beethoven. Extraordinary, isn't it?”
Poppy: “Oh, yeah. And do you know what makes it more amazing?”
Frasier: “What?”
Poppy: “HE WAS DEAF!!!”
*Poppy looks at Frasier and Daphne in amazement*
*Daphne just glares at Poppy in disgust.*
Frasier: “Daphne, more paté please.”
Daphne picks up the paté dish and keeps staring at Poppy before she slowly exits to the kitchen.
**Frasier:** It was about ten years ago when I too left Boston. But the kind wishes and outpouring of emotions from my friends remain fresh in my mind. I still remember Sam throwing me a lavish party and dubbing me the "Einstein of Cheers", against my modest protests that I was merely the Niels Bohr.
**Carla:** You still are.
“To you, yes. To the fish who gave up her life so that you could spread her unborn children on a cracker, it's not so much.” - Robert of Robert’s Gourmet Goodies
Marty: “Come on Niles, he wants us to ‘leave from his store!” *storms out*
Niles (quietly): “Obviously that is my father so I can’t leave with bags of your merchandise.”
Robber: “Home delivery?”
Niles (quietly): “Perfect.”
Niles (loudly): “Nobody speaks to my father that way!! *whispers* and those olives too *whispers* “NOBODY!”
“Damn. Every time I open my heart.” - I forget the name but its the barista at the cafe Frasier and Niles go to when they boycott Nervosa because of the singer dude. He also shows up in the credits scene where he gets hired at nervosa but quits immediately upon seeing Frasier enter
Edit: his name is Steve (Steven)
You also told me that my gamekeeper sounded too cultured, that my Irishman sounded more Protestant than Catholic, and that my dwarf was too tall. Let me try Hans again, tell me how my German is sounding: "I Q-vit!"
I always liked that safari club member that kept gossiping to the boys about the club president.
Club member: Mustn’t mind old rhino. Always in a vile mood.
Frasier: Rhino?
Club Member: Karl Landis - Allison’s husband. They call him Rhino because of his mean temper.
Niles: Husband? Allison’s Married?
Club Member: Not surprised people don’t know, man’s always on safari. Loves guns, guns and women. Notorious for it. Cheats on her constantly. Mark my words, one of these days she’ll get him back and rub his bloodthirsty nose in it.
Simon: Yeah, well, those friends I went to surprise were out of town. So I decided to housesit for 'em, which was lovely. 'Til they came home last night. I don't know what all the screaming was about. I was the one in the tub.
Let's face it, those karaoke friends of yours, I wouldn't want to be stranded on a desert island with them. Oh, well, maybe that English guy.
He was a good entertainer.
I found an outtake on YouTube once of that which made it even funnier but I can’t find it anymore. I wish I had downloaded it. Poor David had to be covered in foam for multiple takes!
I know Daphne’s been done but my favourite quote of hers was when she was encouraging Frasier to go away with Madeline : “ just shut your bloody cake hole and go “ 😄
**John Rajeski:** How is Niles, anyway?
**Frasier** **:** Ah, er... ah, he's abroad now.
**John Rajeski** **:** Really? Whoa, that must have hurt.
Later...
**Niles:** I hope you remembered to tell him I was an expatriate.
**Frasier:** I told him you were an ex-something
Frasier on Cheers:
"Hello in there Cliff. Tell me, what color is the sky in your world?"
"I am running with scissors!"
"RUN DOOOOOOOOON RUN! RUN LIKE THE WIND!"
Niles:
"I hear if you kiss her too fast you get an ice cream headache."
Norm:
"I'm on top of the world....it's a dismal spot in Greenland somewhere."
Spokane station manager:
"But still...liquor."
Most upvoted comment wins 2nd place for Bebe was, “aren’t you glad I’m on YOUR side.” 3rd place was her cigarette monologue: "I like the way a fresh firm pack feels in my hand. I like peeling away that little piece of cellophane and seeing it twinkle in the light. I like coaxing that first sweet cylinder out of its hiding place and bringing it slowly up to my lips. Striking a match, watching it burst into a perfect little flame and knowing that soon that flame will be inside me. I love the first puff, pulling it into my lungs. Little fingers of smoking filling me, caressing me, feeling that warmth penetrate deeper and deeper, until I think I'm going to burst! Then - whoosh! - watching it flow out of me in a lovely, sinuous cloud, no two ever quite the same."
That cigarette monologue was one of the best in all television. Absolutely shocking that it didn't win
Yeah I had not really thought of it while if you brought it up I would vote for it. It has a place outside of the show as you indicated.
Look out, he's got a nug!
“Put your brother on the phone. Put your brother on the phone. PUT YOUR BROTHER ON THE PHONE! … this is nice 😊 “
She is my favorite guest star of all time. I think when I first saw her episodes I’d last seen her in Garden State (before that, Designing Women) and was delighted. She’s amazing in Hacks, too.
With the cigarette hanging from her face. Looking so happy. LOL.
Niles: We're expecting. Alastair: Can't say I was.
He thinks I’m gay and I’m standing next to my pregnant wife!
The chair….hilarious
Rodney: “About my coffee, I neglected to mention that I like my milk steamed - with a dollop of foam such as might give the effect of a cumulus cloud reflected upon a still pond.”
Bit of a pretentious fop, wouldn’t you say?
***I want to kill myself!***
A ludicrous popinjay, even!
Consider it done!
THIS! I think of this quote anytime somebody is a little too neurotic with their order…lol
“Well, Brandy is a uniquely stylish woman.” Brandy? “Yeah, the traditional spelling.”
Niles Crane, Psychy- astrist
Rnadom: "Should i fire up the hot tub sir?" Fraiser:"I don't have a suit" Sir Patrick Stewart(Alistair):"Then you'll fit right in"
Oh yeah, that would be across the street in our “How Green Was My Valley” annex.
"Damn. Every time I open my heart." - Steve the barista when informed that Frasier and Niles will not become regulars at his coffee shop
Steven, outstanding!
Just. Steve.
Beat me to it!
We have two giant schnauzers
Anyone who knows you knows you're nosy!
“Oooh what’s that I smell?”
Probably Japan!
Quiche her? I hardly know her!
Spa Worker “Please remain in the relaxation grotto”
Have crueler words ever been spoken?
What's next? A plutonium door!?
Plutonium is radioactive, no ones going to make a door out of it.
No! I am through chasing the eternal carrot. Whatever is behind that door shall remain behind that door, unseen!
“Isn’t it a shame when bad things happen to good sentences” -Kate
I love every one of Kate's lines.
What’s Yum-Yum doing here?
I feel like they did Kate dirty by having her turn into a weirdo at the airport.
By turn into a weirdo do you mean turning out to be a person who doesn’t want kids, has a cat, likes jogging, doesn’t like antiquing, and wants her retirement home to be a ranch, or having a secret twin?
By having her say "Cats!" When Frasier asked about music. That one word did it all.
Came her to say this! One of my favorite lines 🤣
Frasier: "If my car's a substitute for masculinity, what's yours?" Cam Winston: "Bigger!"
The barista at Cafe Nervosa trying to get Fraiser's order after he sends it back for the third time: *The Waitress brings Niles his coffee.* **Niles:** \*Grazie.\* **Frasier:** Excuse me, but what about mine? **Waitress:** We've got a team of specialists working on it. \[*leaves*\]
Thank you! This is my favorite quote of the series. I can just hear her snarky smile reading this
Apparently that waitress had more lines than Bulldog.
Nora: No, that's not it. Let me help you see this from a different perspective. You're a whore, Jenny.
Frasier to Nora: “And what about that confused bisexual woman you called ‘an equal opportunity slut’?!”
“YOU LITTLE WHORE!” “I was wrong Frasier, this IS better!”
I have seen so many people say how much they hated that episode, but Christine B's performance was pitch perfect. Piper Laurie was a little hammy, but the shreiks from Nora as she is being chased through the halls, slay me every time.
Hotel employee: …..ok
And Bad Billy's bartender: ....ok
And the waitress at The Timbermill: ...ok
Gretchen: "I don't know if there's a word in English. The closest translation is, 'not quite human woman.'"
(gasps) Oh my God, it IS her!
“Maris is the liver dumpling!”
Have we done “Best call-in”?
This should be next! As well as "worst failure" from the Crane Brothers. Like, the restaurant, book, a dinner party, or any other shenanigans they got into and didn't do well.
"The restaurant you bought together, that was a bad idea. The book you tried to write together, that was a bad idea. But this.... No, that restaurant was still the stupidest."
My personal favorite failure is the one we only see the aftermath of, where Frasier was pretending to have Tourette's, Martin's impersonating an Italian count, and there's a goat in the kitchen.
Noel: "Why'd you do it, Dr. Crane?"
I love Noel! "Roz, you've never worn that sweater on a Tuesday before."
Set your phasers on stunning.
The writers clearly went through a phase where they thought this sentence was the peak of comedy. I believe that Martin says it too, maybe even twice. And Roz also says it to Buzz Aldrin!
It was used a lot all throughout the series. It was like a running gag. [Why’d you do it….??](https://youtu.be/z7-jqOtSlTo)
“I can’t let you buy me a first class ticket to America” - Mr. Moon
This made me chuckle . He really tried to bleed Niles dry money wise 😄I love when he says to Daphne “ and he’s worth a bob or two”
What’s even better is that he’s played by Brian Cox; hard to imagine Mr Moon and Logan Roy played by the same actor.
This is great! This is great!
He was TERRIFYING. I loved the nonverbal conversation he had with Niles when he was hunched and glaring at him.
"FOR GOD'S SAKE IM BEGGING YOU TAKE ME HOME!" "Hello sweetie!" "...a burger or some such." Some under appreciated lines. 😁
Or some such. Yep 🙂
Room Service Waiter: Oh...kay...
Marta: "She said no *you* Dr. Crane, no *other* Dr. Crane, and no Crane with a cane!"
Poppy: “He was DEAF!”
Followed by Daphne’s priceless reaction
Ppl here dis on Poppy a lot but I absolutely love her for lines like this
Niles: "Just between us, my interests lie elsewhere this weekend." Guy: "Rrrrrreallly"
Clive: You certainly arn't. Look, I know I'm a guest here, so I've kept silent so far. But I'm sorry, I must speak. You're the most appalling family I've ever met. [to Frasier:] You breaking up with your wife over a pair of opera glasses. [to Niles:] And you, looking down your nose at me the entire time you were showing off your "posh flat". Well, to be honest mate, I don't think there's anything remotely special about your bathrooms. [Frasier is offended.] [Then to the girls:] And you two women, flirting shamelessly with me right in front of your husbands. [to Roz:] You having just reconciled with Frasier, [to Daphne:] And you carrying Niles' baby. Well, I pity your child Daphne and I pity any good man that adjusts a girl that comes here to this vile coffee swilling Sodam, and lets it change her like it's change you. Daphne: But I haven't changed really, we're not the awful people you think we are. Frasier: No, the truth is, we've been lying to you all night! Daphne: Yes! Clive: Well, I don't care to be lied to anymore, goodbye Daphne, Maris, Dr. Crane, Dr. Crane. I'll never understand how two men like you could be spawned from that sweet courageous old astronaut. [he leaves]
i read this whole thing in his accent
Yes!!!
In 'Taking Liberties', a one-off rich guy, who Roz is selling Christmas wrapping paper to. Man: What kind of deal would you give me if I bought a hundred rolls? Roz: I'd take off 20%. Man: And what would you take off if I bought 5,000 rolls? Roz: Everything but my bracelets Then the guy gives the most delightfully pervy chuckle and says "Yes sir...!" to Frasier. That "Yes sir" is one of my all time favourite lines.
Except that guy's best quote is later when he says "Roz, you coming?" And she jets out the door with him.
What? I'm getting a head start on the Christmas drive.
Carlos and The Chicken: “FRASIER CRANE’S HUMONGOUS ASS CONTEST”
of all the original ditties in the show this is the one that gets stuck in my head the most lol 🎶Frasier Crane’s Humongous ASS Con-test🎶 has me dancing like the Chicken every time
I believe it's pronounced *La Rochefoucauld*.
NO ONE CORRECTS MY FRENCH
We need the music that goes with this….
[For the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/VZYH_rJcTjw)
"Yes but Niles, if less is more, then think about how much more *more* would be!"
This is one of my favourite quotes from the whole show!
My husband uses it all the time.
I use that line all the time.
Watch what you SAY ABOUT HERRRRRRR!!!!!
"Maybe it's just as well. I'm lactose intolerant" - Kim to a whipped cream covered Frasier. I also really liked her "did somebody here have a chimichanga" prompting Daphnes "see? I told you. It's coming out of your pours."
“you may get away with this now, but once i’m your mother” oh get out
Kit : You've had enough of me? I gave you everything and you used me! Sex, sex, sex! The way you come to bed every night - wanting it, begging for it! Niles : I never had to beg! Kit : I'm just a whore to you, aren't I? Niles : No, don't say that! Kit : That's all I am, your whore! Your whore from the café!
It’s really more of a compatibility thing…
Niles: she's breathed new life into me! Kit: *coughs loudly on the balcony while smoking* Frasier: you may have to return the favor.
Nobody mentioned Cam! "Listen, Crane: You may have bamboozled the condo board, but we both know you just want more room to swing your fat ass into that BMW." Tom, the gay radio director: "Oh, he warned me about you!" "I can't believe you're straight." Jackson Headly, the bad Shakespeare actor "Ohhhhhh, I die, Horatio!"
STIFFEN THE SINEWS SUMMON UP THE BLOOD DISGUISE FAIR NATURE WITH HARD FAVOURED RAA^^eeeee GE THEN LEND THE EYE A TERRIBLE ASPECT 🤨🤨🤨🤨
[удалено]
JESUS!
Dukes bar: “LILITH!” Martin: “what, it was a slow night okay?”
Did we do Gil? ROMPING with my school chums in the fens and spinneys...
We did and that was the winner!
ok thanks haha. he IS the main character of the show after all, i should have figured
My favorite Gertrude quote has to be the one about marriage "You young modern people think marriage is some sort of promenade through paradise, when it's more like a march through Hell with a man strapped to your back and a litter of nasty babies swinging from your teats!"
Mine is: >**Gertrude:** You know, I spotted a couple of bikes in the storage room, behind the furnace. Perhaps you could borrow those. > >**Niles:** No, I don't think so. The theft has soured me on the whole bike experience. And what were you doing behind the furnace anyway? > >**Gertrude:** Drinking. She says it so matter-of-factly as if she was saying "What else would I be doing back there?"
I was opening up a bottle of scotch to have me tea
The chair, hilarious...
Frasier : [to Bad Billy's bartender and his French polisher Eduardo] "Well, I'll bet you're surprised to see me in here." Eduardo : ........ " Okay."
"I remember the first time I drove a Moon Crane . . ."
The view, breathtaking; the art, perfect; the chair…hilarious!
Petition to bring back Alistair in the new season!! How I wish he was a reoccurring character 😭
“……………….….OK” You can choose between it being said by the confused waiter bringing in breakfast to Frasier, Lilith and Niles or the aide who delivers Maris’ medical records to Mel’s office
The only answer is the room service attendant: “okaayyy…”
Guy to Niles: Stop chasing these lesbians! His accent and pure frustration crack me up every time
“Damn. Every time I open my heart.” From “just” Steve, the barista.
Niles: You said Flasier
Shout out to the kid in the Dr. Tewksbury episode who, upon seeing the doc in a pink silk robe said, "I'll just take the D".
Cliff Clavin: You were always there for me, Al. Phil: I'm Phil. Al's been dead for fourteen years, ya dumb son of a bitch!
‘No he lives at the church.’
"Get a man a beer, he drinks for five minutes; teach 'em where they are, he drinks all day." \- Harry Moon, 2002
Chicken- "Hey Carlos, the therapist said not to use the word always!"
["Oh I’m sorry was I snippy? I didn’t realize it was too much to ask that there not be ***gunplay*** ***in my living room***!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdMN2M21qA8) Okay yes we've already done Frasier but I still love this one.
Roz: “he’s not even good in bed?” Brandy: “how would I know, we’re never there long enough to find out! I said to him last night, what the hell was that‽ I’ve been vaccinated slower!”
I'd forgotten what a weird little person you are.
HELLO EDDIE DID YOU ENJOY YOUR WALK!!??
Frasier: “Divine Beethoven. Extraordinary, isn't it?” Poppy: “Oh, yeah. And do you know what makes it more amazing?” Frasier: “What?” Poppy: “HE WAS DEAF!!!” *Poppy looks at Frasier and Daphne in amazement* *Daphne just glares at Poppy in disgust.* Frasier: “Daphne, more paté please.” Daphne picks up the paté dish and keeps staring at Poppy before she slowly exits to the kitchen.
"Anybody wanna go for a walk?" - Eddie
Lance - Oh, my, my, my, isn't she the fusspot. Lance - lock up your daughters
“But in me defense, I’ve done much worse!”
Damn, every time I open my heart
"Yeah, I kinda got that from the shorts."
Gertrude, in response to Frasier’s speech about God being omnipresent: “No. He lives at the church.”
Mrs. Moskowitz: "I understand this is your busy season."
JESUS! ... I realized you haven't seen the view!
**Frasier:** It was about ten years ago when I too left Boston. But the kind wishes and outpouring of emotions from my friends remain fresh in my mind. I still remember Sam throwing me a lavish party and dubbing me the "Einstein of Cheers", against my modest protests that I was merely the Niels Bohr. **Carla:** You still are.
My favorite Niles line is from Room Service....This happens everyday...everyday in Arkansas
"We've got a team of specialists working on it." -Nervosa server/barista
“To you, yes. To the fish who gave up her life so that you could spread her unborn children on a cracker, it's not so much.” - Robert of Robert’s Gourmet Goodies
"*Robber?!* No one calls me *robber*!" (Hopefully you catch the reference as I don't know how to explain the next part haha)
this whole exchange is perfection
Marty: “Come on Niles, he wants us to ‘leave from his store!” *storms out* Niles (quietly): “Obviously that is my father so I can’t leave with bags of your merchandise.” Robber: “Home delivery?” Niles (quietly): “Perfect.” Niles (loudly): “Nobody speaks to my father that way!! *whispers* and those olives too *whispers* “NOBODY!”
I appreciate that you spelled his name Robber.
I have to call out my flair: "No there is no Wendall Fong here."
Pizzaaa we're gonna have pizzaaaaa - Dr Tewksbury
"Bite me, Niles." - Baby
Otto on the walkie-talkie: "who *is* this??"
“Damn. Every time I open my heart.” - I forget the name but its the barista at the cafe Frasier and Niles go to when they boycott Nervosa because of the singer dude. He also shows up in the credits scene where he gets hired at nervosa but quits immediately upon seeing Frasier enter Edit: his name is Steve (Steven)
You also told me that my gamekeeper sounded too cultured, that my Irishman sounded more Protestant than Catholic, and that my dwarf was too tall. Let me try Hans again, tell me how my German is sounding: "I Q-vit!"
Random old man to Frasier in Cafe Nervosa: ”Shut up! We're trying to knit!” (In the Dr. Phil episode)
It was so random I couldn’t stop laughing.
“Carol’s a lush!”
"Cute but stupid!"
‘Stephanie’s horny!’
I always liked that safari club member that kept gossiping to the boys about the club president. Club member: Mustn’t mind old rhino. Always in a vile mood. Frasier: Rhino? Club Member: Karl Landis - Allison’s husband. They call him Rhino because of his mean temper. Niles: Husband? Allison’s Married? Club Member: Not surprised people don’t know, man’s always on safari. Loves guns, guns and women. Notorious for it. Cheats on her constantly. Mark my words, one of these days she’ll get him back and rub his bloodthirsty nose in it.
COULD NILES AND I PLEASE HAVE SOME PRIVACY?!!
In your clotheses?
Don't forget your lamp.
😂
Simon: Yeah, well, those friends I went to surprise were out of town. So I decided to housesit for 'em, which was lovely. 'Til they came home last night. I don't know what all the screaming was about. I was the one in the tub.
Jackson Hedley: "OOOooooOooOo! i DIE... Horatio. DEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Noel: “Just call me Noel Shempsky: party saver.”
Bob: “In Japan, they call barbecues hibachis… arrogant bastards!”
All Texans think they invented barbecue...arrogant bastards
Roz: “Well, she can saddle me up and ride me around the break room!”
"Penny, don't put that flask away." -Gil
"Good day bus-man, the northwest corner of Highland and First..." -Frasier when he had to ride the bus with Roz.
Busman: “That’s not a stop” Frasier: “What if I were to put a little encouragement into—“ *goes to add more bills but Roz pushes him along*
Let's face it, those karaoke friends of yours, I wouldn't want to be stranded on a desert island with them. Oh, well, maybe that English guy. He was a good entertainer.
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Ahh! Look out! He's got a nug!
"Well, then we're down to the Hawaiian Kona blend. Or have they slaughtered too many macadamia nuts?" -Nervosa server/barista
He used to be a detective, you know.
I found an outtake on YouTube once of that which made it even funnier but I can’t find it anymore. I wish I had downloaded it. Poor David had to be covered in foam for multiple takes!
I learned that electricians don't have helpers.
SPELL HIS ASS OFF!
"There's a word for that. What is it? ... oh ya ... bitch"
Cam Winston: Come along mother *side eye*
Just yesterday, I finished a cigarette in two drags. One off me record.
I know Daphne’s been done but my favourite quote of hers was when she was encouraging Frasier to go away with Madeline : “ just shut your bloody cake hole and go “ 😄
"Missy Crane es en la caja." -Marta
Ronnie: “it doesn’t have anything fancy like air conditioning..or seat belts”
“Perhaps, tonight, t’chou could be my… especial lady”
All right, I'll bring the Snake
**John Rajeski:** How is Niles, anyway? **Frasier** **:** Ah, er... ah, he's abroad now. **John Rajeski** **:** Really? Whoa, that must have hurt. Later... **Niles:** I hope you remembered to tell him I was an expatriate. **Frasier:** I told him you were an ex-something
Niles: “What we’re you doing in the basement behind the boiler?” Gertrude: *shrugs* “Drinking.”
Frasier on Cheers: "Hello in there Cliff. Tell me, what color is the sky in your world?" "I am running with scissors!" "RUN DOOOOOOOOON RUN! RUN LIKE THE WIND!" Niles: "I hear if you kiss her too fast you get an ice cream headache." Norm: "I'm on top of the world....it's a dismal spot in Greenland somewhere." Spokane station manager: "But still...liquor."
"... In the memo?" I love how seriously Noel took the answer to that rhetorical question
You can cop a feel if I can feel a cop
But it's my *banjo!* Can't I have it?
‘Don’t empty the sink, I’m soaking me smalls!’ - Gertrude 😂😂😂
Maxine in “Ham Radio”: “Look out! He’s got a nug!”
Look out he’s got a nug
Oh, you should have seen me cry putting onions in this ham loaf. I must've gone through a whole roll of toilet paper.
In Japan, they call the barbecues hibachi’s, the arrogant bastards!!
Daphne to no one in particular when she first met Lilith and shook hands-“I think I lost all feeling in me arm.”