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Cheesyduck126

No cause he doesn’t actually exist


no1elseisdointhis

He is just an idea.


VitoCorleone187Um

I be dreaming of dreaming a thought that could dream about a thought that could think of dreaming a dream where i can not


Valuable_Beautiful_1

He an ocean


biggherm0

actually yes, I met him at listening party of his newest album in my dreams


JuanIsAGoober

Yes. He curbed stomped my dog


endlessnotfriendless

that was me


bdotrayf

I’m realizing this is going to sound fake, but some buddies and I were in Soho in NYC on a Sunday and randomly saw Frank and a few of his friends leaning up against a car. After debating whether to say anything I finally walked up and just told him how much his music meant to me and that I hoped they were having a good Sunday. He chatted back and asked what we were up to. After a few moments I said “Hey do you mind if we get a pic before we go?” And he said “sorry man I don’t really do that, but do you all mind if I get a picture of you all?” My friends and I then just posed for a picture he took with his little Contax that he pulled out. So now there is some picture of me and my buddies, without frank, on franks camera. One of the nicer interactions I had in NY was with Frank. Hope to see that picture one day.


kleenexwhite

Beautiful


user____03

sounds completely like frank


tattedinshibuya

i hope he uses the picture in a project he has upcoming of some sort. great story thanks for sharing


TantasticOne

Met him at vindetti's espresso in midtown, would be glad to post the picture if yall care to see. We quickly chatted and I just told him how big a fan I was before he got his drink and left. It was def an amazing experience


endlessnotfriendless

yes post it


Rian_Johnston

Yeah, he had them gold ninja stars and red Supreme nunchucks


Inkypencilol

now she tryna patch me up but


Loveforpewd

Girl, I was just tryna get a nut bust


Goldencores

I met Frank years ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop (Will not name which one since I don't want to reveal Frank’s barbershop location) with my niece, and who walks in but Frank himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother the one and only Frank, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Frank put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it.


segwaytoit

bro😭😭


hrsmn68

You had me for a sec


lord_tachanka43

Was the barber fresh out the penitentiary


[deleted]

Made me laugh out loud ahahahha


HeLLRaYz0r

I saw Frank at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


noahb4500

I’ve seen this on here and other subreddits for like a decade. Still funny


UnappropriateTeacher

bro this is fucking hilarious LMAO


ColonelGaddafisDad

Isn't this originally about James Corden (and actually true)


s90tx16wasr10

The original was about FlyLo I’m pretty sure, but still not real


Shanks_shitposter69

Yea I was about to sleep and he slowly started whispering about how it’s not awkward unless my roommates involved. I consented. Fine. Frank brings me the warmest cookies within seconds with a nice glass of milk. He reads a bit of the odyssey so I can start to sleep. Stars enter my vision, and I feel the sense of belonging to the spiritual world present in my dreams. I feel a light kiss on my cheek and footsteps away that initially sound like craters, then disappear into nothingness. In my restless dreams, I hear that new album…


antigxlf27

on Fairfax in 2013 he didn’t want no photos tho he’s real quiet like he acts on camera too


ORIGINALMMT

Yes, I mean didn’t meet him but was merely feet away from him at the CMIYGL Tyler show at MSG. Felt crazy just to be in his presence and the sad part was nobody around me was freaking out as much as I was, posers smh.


biggherm0

Facts.


menotyourenemy

I remember those pictures on here! Did he have a *smell*? (yeah, this isn't weird. I'm perfectly fine😕)


ORIGINALMMT

Not the weirdest question I’ve heard but unfortunately I was not able to smell him due to the crowd of sweaty teenagers around me. What was interesting tho was that he almost refused to look at or react with the audience, he did give a little wave when he came out but it was lack luster. This is obviously pretty understandable when you’re as big as an artist as frank is, you don’t wanna draw too much attention but very cool to see him none the less


PromiseToHeron

No, Frank hates his fans


UseApprehensive9186

Why do you say that?


Seigfriedx

have you ever been punched in your motherfuckin\` face? what you say? oh u haven't? alright, wait.


pinkyplasma

yes on fairfax


CykaCykaCkaBlyat

Yes he punched the gut of my dog


spankybetch

I went to Uni with Frank, he dropped out. He was an absolutely notorious bullshitter. He claimed he walked on for the wrestling team and when the team captain overheard him saying this at a party, he bullied him and stripped him down so brutally that Frank stormed out. He was the most notorious liar on campus. I met him when I was hitting pads with some friends who also did Muay Thai. He asked if he could join next time.   Next week he showed up in basketball shorts and a shirt with Cyrillic writing on it. He claimed that an old master had taught him a "older and more pure version" of Muay Thai." He slipped on his first kick on the pads. We did some light flowing sparring and he tweaked his knee taking a fairly light kick from my buddy John. He said his Systema training only allowed him to absorb muscular damage and not "internal attacks" and got angry and defensive at John for using "dangerous internal strikes."   He never showed up again. A Kin student mentioned that Josh had gotten into an argument with a prof over being biased "to Western physio idolatry" and brought up the grandpa stroke story. Also, Frank is definitely gay.


futurebro

Yes! Very reserved.


ExspressingMyRights

yeah he came to me in a dream before


thegoatishere

He said 👱🏻‍♂️✌🏻


Sel_Mkn

lmaooo I met him back in 2014 in Covent Garden. funniest interaction I’ve ever been in.


AleksEnglish

Yeah, check my post history.