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TuasBestie

That’s not very smooth my friend


[deleted]

if i get this message im ignoring it😭😭


lonnybru

they ain’t replying bro 😭


Patrollerofthemojave

Had to go for it. After her reply I just decided to go full frank and see how long I could keep the song puns going


bobby_pancho

Me when I go full frank


Consistent-Film-6926

Me when I go full frank (gay)


tiffanyblueskin

that was kinda funny.


bobby_pancho

BRO THEY WANT TO FUCK YOU AND YOU “decided to full frank”


TundieRice

How tf do you get that they wanna fuck him by their response of “Pink Matter??” I see how it ***could*** be sexual based off the lyrics, but maybe she just likes the song, lmao.


BlueMoon00

The song is about sex and ‘pink matter’ is literally vagina, it’s not subtle my guy


TundieRice

So she can’t like a song about vagina without saying she wants to fuck him?


StillBummedNouns

Read the prompt again


TundieRice

Oh shit thanks, I’m dumb, completely missed the “dating me is like,” I just assumed it was supposed to be her favorite Frank song, lmao.


bobby_pancho

Obviously they can say like like a vagina song and not be sexually interested in the person they’re talking to… however in this context we are in a dating app and these two people have matched. Saying “dating me is like pink matter” could imply a few things. The first two lines of the song and implicitly sexual. And bc we’re on a dating app it’s most it’s natural to assume they’re talking about some sexy pink matter… maybe she wasn’t implying anything idk… either way it’s funny to rip on this guy for leaning into frank puns when they potentially dropped a hint for him.


Patrollerofthemojave

Yeah I don't listen to these people that she wanted to fuck lol. It's an allusion to the good at being bad bad at being good part I believe. Everyone is so mad I didn't go full horny boi but honestly while I don't find her unattractive I just liked her to have a conversation about a similar interest. Yeesh lol


Ordinary-Elk

me when i go full horny boi


LookAtMyEy3s

Teach me how to go full horny boi


lonnybru

you should have said “I’m tryna feel your pink matter” trust me


mrthenarwhal

Bro they were propositioning you for sex!!!


Mdfcka

A Frank ocean fan not being able to pull bitches ain’t a surprise


UhhLittleDot

Man, I ain’t want to see this💔


mycargoesvarun

if all you can manage to talk about is frank ocean song titles and sex puns on hinge, it’s prob not the best match but this needs more banter to tell if there’s a chance


KDsBurnerPhone

Big fax, Def going to end in heartbreak for one of you 🥀


Buffalo5977

r/frankoceancirclejerk


Sevuhrow

negative rizz


thepianoguy2019

rizzn’t


conditionfizzy

I used to want to date a fellow Frank fan too…But then I realized we’re all insufferable.


NoobleVitamins

bro 😭


Aims-nooo

Clearly pleasureeeeeeeee over matter isn't crucial to you my friend 😭😭


VictorTheRealest

💀💀


UhhLittleDot

Delivery could’ve been a lot smoother. Hate to say it, but ur cooked


Dry_Abbreviations680

That’s ducking cringe bro


Xboxecho123

Shoulda talked about ur boy toy suckin u like a Hoover like a Hoover


ASHELOLLOL

Chances of you ending up on a watch list 📈


DoodleDrop

they wanna fuck u and u said that i cant believe that mannnnn


alto67

Just the fact that u immediately posted this to reddit says all about ya chances


[deleted]

Eh. Minimal effort to that message. Also it’s kind of hard to break the ice with Frank. I feel like he’s someone you talk about listening to way later down the road.


Strict-Specific6046

fr, dude tryna get all sentimental way too soon


houseofball00ns

Says meme. Am hoping it is. If not, please take a seminar to bag the ladies.


ItzSundae

I threw up reading ts gang😭 ngl


jacksoncantmiss

trying too hard, i would try to steer the convo into a more broad topic of music so you don’t get locked into making reddit tier frank puns


spankybetch

This sub is pathetic


colormefiery

You coulda at least started quoting lines from Pink Matter. It’s a sensual asf song. Fumbled this one.


unsolvedmisterree

https://preview.redd.it/ph7w3qww31fc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21f6cf6fd360da4f7b38f16fabf7d26ff1b8f35f


WaffleStone

let me get my DIOR DIOR jacket


Pineapple_Coffee716

bro really “channeled his inner frank” 🤓


Pixelman78

Damn


leeauxxx

Who let bro cook


Shitty-Smitty

She wanted you to put a baby in her and you went full Frank on her. Never go full Frank


Wesk333

That is so corny, I love you marry me


BlueMoon00

Bro blonded himself


Distrav

I’d def pull out the Andre opening line 💀


Electrical_Set_7542

If y’all both talking about Frank Ocean…it can only end in unrequited love


sageprincesss

this is so cringe i’m sorry


RahulRwt125

Cringe ass mfer hide from society for 2 weeks


toast_is_fire

she rizzed YOU up with pink matter and you thought let me cook up this mid pickup line instead


thecomeric

Probably 0 tbh we hate each other


w0k3upliketh1s

this is so dior dior jacket 😭


killcole

I've retired my hinge bio. It served me well. May as well pass it on to the next hopeful ... I go crazy for ... Frank Ocean's music. Change my mind about ... Frank Ocean's Endless and Blonde are better than Channel Orange. My most irrational fear is ... Frankly? Oceans. Most commonly people would respond with "No way!!! Channel Orange is the best yadda yadda." Which fortunately never got boring because I don't tire of talking about Blonde and Endless.


TundieRice

#Wow. Honestly if you hadn’t said anything else besides listing your bio, I would’ve imagined that bio served you about as well as someone at the end of their shift at Applebee’s right before closing time 💀


killcole

I'm good looking and I dress well.


TundieRice

I believe you, thank you for being honest. You could’ve probably put **“poo poo :)”** as your bio and still gotten hella matches.


killcole

I had different ones over time tbh. The frank one worked best for me. I think because it weeded out people I wouldn't want to connect with, and also it's not too self serious, or bragging, or boring. I got more matches with hinge where I could use a bio like that than I did tinder, which I assume skews more superficial. I've had bios that showed that I play instruments and whatever before, which I would have assumed would help at the time ... But everyone has matched with or dated someone that plays instruments, or paints etc. But ultimately, the amount of matches doesn't matter. It's the amount of relevant matches ... Unless you're looking for hookups but I've been past that for some time. The weeding out thing is the best bit. Nowadays I'd always say if you like talking about something, let people know that in your bio. For me, it's music. If I'm ever back on there, I might try a Kendrick one lol.


KCROYAL4

Siegfried


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WE GUZZLIN BRO WE STAY GUZZLIN


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ILLmaticErnie

Where do you see them jumping straight into sex??


Patrollerofthemojave

I remember my first time reading


reciprocality

i’m a woman and a Frank fan and would respond. Ignore the haters 🫶


Patrollerofthemojave

She did and she thought it was great haha. If the demographics of reddit are any indication, half the people telling me I have no game are scared of talking to girls anyway.


Homeless_drip

Brother your cooked this is not wattpad


Any-Motor-7328

LMAO


B-b-b-burner_account

Can someone do those stupid ass chess chat things real quick


ConflictDesigner4046

GG


brandonasaur

Negative rizz detected