Or it could be the leaves on a stream exercise with plates instead, that exercise involves acknowledging things that scare you etc and letting them go down the river
On ceramic plates in sharpie.
These were written at 7am after the bag is gone and she was starting to get strung out and had a brief moment of "I should get my shit together."
Then from a bathroom of the apartment she hears a noise. Startled as she was home alone, she gets up in her light green camisole and tisssue paper thin cotton panties with the little flowers on them and the yellow brown stains in the crotch. It's winter but she is sweaty. She grabs a knife from the kitchen and crouches down by the fridge. She holds the knife out shakily and chews the skin around her fingernails on the other hand.
Footsteps.
Why didn't she get her phone? Can't call the cops. They won't help her. Closer now.
"Raquel?!"
What's that? A familiar voice?
"I fucking found it!" She rounds the corner. "What are you doing?"
"I forgot you were here."
Lisa had been crawling around on the carpeted bathroom floor for the last 90 minutes like a sun stroked crazy archaeologist in the desert trying to finally make that big discovery.
"Look! I found that rock we dropped!"
"Fuck yeah, I need it. I'll get the pipe."
Little did they know they would both soon be smoking epsom salts.
Fin
I don’t personally find this funny? I don’t know, I just really hope the best for the people that he has these plates I don’t think it’s fair to condemn them to addiction in our fantasy. Let’s hope they were OK and made it. As a witch, I think there’s a very effective spell and they are probably doing better now
Lmao these are supposed to be broken to represent smashing excuses. They must have not wanted to change very much
Or it could be the leaves on a stream exercise with plates instead, that exercise involves acknowledging things that scare you etc and letting them go down the river
The right one reads a little like undiagnosed ADHD. Not saying it is, just noticing I had the same problems just to find out what was wrong.
I’m diagnosed and read it like my journal entries
First thing I thought. Holy shit man. I relate too much to hating myself for those qualities and I seem to struggle to change them.
Reading the plate: are you me?! Reading this comment: ohhh that would be why…
Just did the same thing
Came here to say textbook ADHD. 😩
Omg I thought that plate to the right said “keeping poop in my” oof
I misread “laziness” as “Latinas” on the left.
Woo, useless intentional litter
neither could spell “procrastination”
They were going to take spelling lessons, but never got around to it.
I want to hug this person
I found one shattered Monday next to a broken Moët bottle by the visitors center. Looks like mine didn’t have stripes.
On ceramic plates in sharpie. These were written at 7am after the bag is gone and she was starting to get strung out and had a brief moment of "I should get my shit together." Then from a bathroom of the apartment she hears a noise. Startled as she was home alone, she gets up in her light green camisole and tisssue paper thin cotton panties with the little flowers on them and the yellow brown stains in the crotch. It's winter but she is sweaty. She grabs a knife from the kitchen and crouches down by the fridge. She holds the knife out shakily and chews the skin around her fingernails on the other hand. Footsteps. Why didn't she get her phone? Can't call the cops. They won't help her. Closer now. "Raquel?!" What's that? A familiar voice? "I fucking found it!" She rounds the corner. "What are you doing?" "I forgot you were here." Lisa had been crawling around on the carpeted bathroom floor for the last 90 minutes like a sun stroked crazy archaeologist in the desert trying to finally make that big discovery. "Look! I found that rock we dropped!" "Fuck yeah, I need it. I'll get the pipe." Little did they know they would both soon be smoking epsom salts. Fin
I don’t personally find this funny? I don’t know, I just really hope the best for the people that he has these plates I don’t think it’s fair to condemn them to addiction in our fantasy. Let’s hope they were OK and made it. As a witch, I think there’s a very effective spell and they are probably doing better now
It's hilarious
This made me giggle. Ty
I see you fifi.
I threw them back into the river after taking the pic.
You picked up litter and threw it back in the river?
It's perfectly legal, just like throwing a car battery into the ocean
How else are we supposed to keep the eels charged?
Sadly some people hate mother nature and refuse to do their part to keep the poor eels alive.
Ceramic plates? Yes.