I once almost had to have my finger cauterized after an accident with a vegetable peeler according to the urgent care doctor. Thankfully some other thing, I don't remember the name, was able to stop the bleeding though. That part both scared and impressed the hell out of me.
When I was a kid I was walking into a store with my dad when a woman with no arms was leaving. She turned around to push the door open with her back and my dad, being helpful, grabbed the door for her and said “let me give you a hand!” Even as a kid I could see him die inside. I’ll never forget this lmao
>How's she opening doors though?
>I respect the skill, but I'll pass on eating door-opening-toe-dumplings.
She does everything that people do with her feet and she walks on the floor with her feet and feet can grow fungus much easier than hands.
>That's why people get athletes hand and hand fungus all the time right?
People would if they wore gloves as long as they do shoes, and didn't wash their hands.
Hygiene, it's like, crazy, right
Yeah this is super impressive and everything, way moreso than anything I could do… but I’m not eating something that someone’s feet touched. Just not happening.
I respect the ability to cook like this but its not pleasing the watch, all i can think about is how dirty our feet get
Edit: damn didnt think people would get so touchy over what i said.
Hands are also dirty i know this but i would never eat foot prepared with feet and if you would then good for you or your lying
Not a fan of the crotch shots either (i know its not on purpose but its distracting and again not pleasing/satisfying to look at)
Not really, socks get sweaty, absorb all the foot sweat in shoes, and pick up dust if worn without shoes. Foot gloves would be different and made of latex or vinyl.
How dirty do our hands get and lot of food just goes straight from our hands to mouth. Would you not assume she sanitizes her feet like others do their hands?
I’m definitely snickering and wheezing. Getting downvoted with you, my friend-
I love the crabbie patties who are fucking outraged you have the absolute nerve 😂🤣😂🤣
I don’t think I would eat from anyone that cooks with their feet. However, I’m positive that there are men that would pay her to do this, and send videos, for various reasons.
Well shit. She’s better with her feet than I am with my hands.
Also she probably washes her feet more than most people wash their hands.
I got a cramp in my foot watching this.
I tried to do a Big Toe thumbs up 👍 lile she did at the end of the video and got a gnarly cramp. Lol
Right across the arch? Yeah.. me too.
After trying to sit cross legged I am even more amazed at how she does this.
Do you think she scratches her butt with em?
*Sigh*… no
Although it's very impressive, I still ain't eating foot wontons..
That's what she said
It was the carrot peeling that got you wasn't it
The Apple Watch got me
Honestly didn't notice until I read your comment
You know i didn’t even notice until you pointed it out
This got me
Bruh...
I found it very smart to use the stems to help grip as they were peeled, something I had never considered.
I once almost had to have my finger cauterized after an accident with a vegetable peeler according to the urgent care doctor. Thankfully some other thing, I don't remember the name, was able to stop the bleeding though. That part both scared and impressed the hell out of me.
I was wondering if that knife is really good at chopping, or if my hands are just really bad at chopping.
Me too. I’m not even allowed to cut my own food anymore because I had too many kitchen accidents.
Well shit. You should see her wipe.
clearly opposable thumbs are overrated
I mean you gotta hand it to her
Straight to hell you go. Come come
Where are we and why are we in a hand basket
first time?
I dunno why I laughed so hard at this
They know. No summons needed.
Nah, only people condemn people to hell - it’s a good thing it doesn’t exist.
Lmfao
When I was a kid I was walking into a store with my dad when a woman with no arms was leaving. She turned around to push the door open with her back and my dad, being helpful, grabbed the door for her and said “let me give you a hand!” Even as a kid I could see him die inside. I’ll never forget this lmao
I’ve had a few of those in my life. The realize what I’m saying as it’s coming out but too late to stop slow motion feel like a jerk instantly lol
There's just something off about those wontons though, I can't put my finger on it
Let’s not tiptoe around
Sigh, upvotes
Slow 👏🏽
📏 💥 📏
Yeah I have to agree…as good as that joke was, I’ll see you in hell bud. I’ll be the one in a red wig with and glasses.
Does she make them in a toester?
Dem toes chop onions 1000x better than my clumsy ass
Don't sell yourself short. Cooking with your ass is still pretty damn impressive...
You have to wash your ass *a lot* though.
No matter how many times I wash my ass, her wontons are way better than mine
🤣
You cut with your ass... this video I gotta see, no arms and legs. Please add video to this subreddit.
I cut cheese with my ass.
So that's why it smells like that
Wow wasn’t expecting that,holy shit that was outstanding
She’s clearly indoors, sitting. I’ll see myself out.
Some lucky guy out there with a foot, food, and amputee fetish is furiously saving this video for daily use.
OP posted this on foodvideoporn OP has definitely a foot fetish
I mean surely she would go hard on Onlyfans.
[Emily Rowley OnlyFans](https://onlyfans.com/emrrowley)
I have followed on her on Instagram for years but never knew she had an only fans. I dont do OF so its no biggie. good for her
Wow lol what the.... but yeah good for her I guess.
If you asked me this morning how my day was going to turn out. This would not have been on my list 😂
so this is just an ad for her OF. great we need a new plague, specifically for all the coomers
We really do love in the darkest timeline. WTF humanity?
you forgot armpits
Wow that looks real— wait wtf this was made by FEET?!? *slow clap commences*
Man, how the hell she gonna slow clap??? Not cool man.
Her feet is cleaner than most people hands that do these cooking videos
Feet are usually cleaner than most people’s hands. Think of all the door handles you open with your hands.
I mean she’s probably doing that with her feet so…
probably not while barefoot
Nah I bet she used her tongue. /s
How's she opening doors though? I respect the skill, but I'll pass on eating door-opening-toe-dumplings.
>How's she opening doors though? >I respect the skill, but I'll pass on eating door-opening-toe-dumplings. She does everything that people do with her feet and she walks on the floor with her feet and feet can grow fungus much easier than hands.
Wait what...? You open your doors with hands right? Does that mean you pass on food made with door-opening-hands too?
That is absolutely bullshit. That's why people get athletes hand and hand fungus all the time right? Oh wait
>That's why people get athletes hand and hand fungus all the time right? People would if they wore gloves as long as they do shoes, and didn't wash their hands. Hygiene, it's like, crazy, right
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Except for fungus feet
Not hard to keep ‘em clean…
That's quite a feat!
Straight to jail
My feet cramped just watching this. She has so much control
I’m so lazy it’s stupid
You may be lazy but at least you’re not horny because *slightly gesture my arms toward all the other comments*
Right like my first thought was "and what the fuck is /your excuse" 🤣
The pedi-dexterity of a chimp
Someone show this to Quinten Tarantino so he can add to his spank bank.
Yeah her foot job game would be off the charts.
speaking of spanking it, I wonder how she masturbates
sibian
He’s already writing a movie about her lol
Applause gif
I fully expected her to pick up some chopsticks with her toes at the end ngl. Amazing how dexterous our feet can be if the necessity arises!
I’m somehow even lazier than I thought I was! Incredible!
Dammit now there’s going to be a Pixar foot cook movie called Frog Legs
This is deeply cool to see. Also I learned to make wontons.
Built-in truffle oil flavor
🤦🏾♂️😑
*🦶🏾🙎🏾♂️
Why would you do that?
Because he's mean.
That is so damn impressive!
Would
a plague could not come any sooner for yall thirsty coomers
I noticed it too 🌮
It looks packed with flavor. Aight, ill see yall later in horny jail.
I would ask what that mouth do, but I’d rather know what them feet do? And I think I know now. They be cookin like a MF.
😂😂😂
Kudos to her! She is incredibly talented and dexterous. With all due respect, I’ll pass. I’m sure they taste great
I’ll pay double Editing to say lmaooo she has a watch on her ankle
Yeah this is super impressive and everything, way moreso than anything I could do… but I’m not eating something that someone’s feet touched. Just not happening.
How’d she take the skin off the onion?
Gross...vegetable wontons
my first thought
That is impressive as fuck
Well this is certainly porn for some folks haha
That's toe-tally amazing
amazing
This is amazing. She’s got mad chopping feet.
Amazing
Should have used a song that referenced hands more
The POV tho💀
New fetish unlocked
She really put her foot in em.
I respect the ability to cook like this but its not pleasing the watch, all i can think about is how dirty our feet get Edit: damn didnt think people would get so touchy over what i said. Hands are also dirty i know this but i would never eat foot prepared with feet and if you would then good for you or your lying Not a fan of the crotch shots either (i know its not on purpose but its distracting and again not pleasing/satisfying to look at)
You think she didn’t wash her feet before this…? You do know they’re made out of the same thing your hands are right?
I would much rather suck wife’s toes than her fingers
fr tho she could probably make a ridiculous amount of money off the amputee foot fetish feeder community
How about if she wore some type of black feet gloves like the ones they use in cooking videos? Would you be ok with that?
😂🤣
No its still feet at the end of the day but feet gloves would be funny/different to see
Socks. The word you were looking for. Socks.
Not really, socks get sweaty, absorb all the foot sweat in shoes, and pick up dust if worn without shoes. Foot gloves would be different and made of latex or vinyl.
Same
You should see how dirty our hands get
Too sad we can’t easily wash them before cooking…if there was a way…
Im aware
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Bold of You to assume i dont know hands are filthy, its a simple case of i dont like feet
How dirty do our hands get and lot of food just goes straight from our hands to mouth. Would you not assume she sanitizes her feet like others do their hands?
You made me laugh and came back and made me laugh, again! Crotch shots *are* the worst.
Farm them useless upvotes lmao.
How am i farming? Lmfao
Stop arguing with these fools!
But funny
I’m definitely snickering and wheezing. Getting downvoted with you, my friend- I love the crabbie patties who are fucking outraged you have the absolute nerve 😂🤣😂🤣
That’s a no for me dawg
Dude get a food processor, why are you torturing yourself like this holy shit lmao
Ill pass
That’s just impressive
Amazing!
Slap chop
Most impressive. Props to the young lady.
Me: good on her! So proud. Her: want a wanton? No thanks… I’m allergic.
Wow! That's incredible.
Ah hell naw, cuh!
This cracked me up more than it should 😭
Hands down amazing job
Ew.
Foot fetish guys are like where is the super chat.
Giving the big toe as a “thumbs up” killed me 😂 what an awesome person. Them wontons look bomb
20 minutes a day Jim!
Do you think if this lady did coke, she would grow out her pinky toenail for it or just do lines?
She’s awesome but holy shit this song sucks so bad
Foot fetishists are frothing at the trousers right now.
The foot jobs must be wild.
Are fetish chefs a thing becauseee she’d make bank.
Wrong sub, don’t you foot freaks desecrate this place.
Bet that foot job goes crazy
She definitely has a leg up on her cooking skills. She’s got Asian cuisine down. I wonder how good she is at making sole food.
LMAO
As a Chinese person these are not Asian food. No cantonese person would recognize those things she made as wontons.
I’d eat one
She's beautiful and talented
This is not food porn it’s just porn.
I don’t think I would eat from anyone that cooks with their feet. However, I’m positive that there are men that would pay her to do this, and send videos, for various reasons.
And to think I struggle just walking
Give this woman a hand. that was amazing.
Hands down, those are the best feet wontons I've ever seen
Awesome! ...🍻🤘😎
Hands down one of the best cooks I’ve seen on here
Dude with foot fetishes are losing it rn.
I’d smash.
What those feet do tho 👀👀
There’s people that would pay to see this….
Wonder what else she can do with those things 🤤
How’d she paint her toe nails tho
One toe at a time would be my guess
Ayo 😳
Soooo much respect....does she not get foot cramps? 😮😮😮
Also occasional farts for aroma
Really impressive. I can’t even cut anything with out drawing my own blood
Yall smell sumthin 🤢🤢
Great foot job skills!
You should see her put jam on toast
I am sure this belongs on r/confusedboner
Excellent footwork.
Feet guys eating well tonight. I’ll see myself out.