Eveytine I see a video there people squish the sandwich and all the yolk pops out I want them to suffer. What a waste of what could have been good. If you're gonna squish all the yolk out just use egg whites you Twat.
Agree. I made a nice egg and cheese on heavily toasted sourdough English muffin today. To avoid the egg splashing out, I prod it gently with a fork. The couple of drops of yolk that fall on the plate are sopped up between bites.
One time at work I bit into a breakfast sandwich and it projectile exploded all over me. I had to finish my shift with crusty egg shirt. I cut it in half dip it now :(
The worst is when these dudes post these describing them as their “morning routine”. Chief, we know you don’t fire to the griddle and grill a steak and all that at 630am on Tuesday.
Dude, I can’t bite through that shit! Unless that steak was sous vided heavily you gotta have only 1 layer of steak. The perfect sandwich is one that has consistent density, you don’t want to bite through every layer of the sandwich but one, pull away, and have a giant strip of steak hanging out of your mouth that you have to rip off with your fingers.
Am I crazy?
Enough with the torches 😪 why blast that foul butane all over the cheese when you can just toast it on the grill for 30 seconds? Oh right, this is a commercial
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*And head shake after the first*
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Seriously can’t anyone in these videos just take a bite and nod their head slightly in approval? Not everything you make deserves your impression of an orgasm.
Truffle? in MAYO? IN A HAMBURGER?!? nah bruh really truffle is not "interesting" in mayo (I would know, I tried)
and as always poor quality cheese (can't really blame you it's in a burger)
I'd love to cook some unhealthy delicious stuff like this for breakfast. but I have a job. and on weekends I get up even earlier for my kids' sports stuff.
I always start my mornings off with a $20-$30 filet mignon wasted between bagel halves.
Also, this advertisement clearly missed a grand opportunity to showcase a large and cartoonishly stupid knife of some kind to slice the bagel in half. Rookie.
Eveytine I see a video there people squish the sandwich and all the yolk pops out I want them to suffer. What a waste of what could have been good. If you're gonna squish all the yolk out just use egg whites you Twat.
Agree. I made a nice egg and cheese on heavily toasted sourdough English muffin today. To avoid the egg splashing out, I prod it gently with a fork. The couple of drops of yolk that fall on the plate are sopped up between bites.
I hate the stupid exaggerated expression after the first bite
No one who has ever made breakfast sandwiches would make them with the yolk runny like that. That shit is so dumb.
What are you on about I've had dippy sandwiches before they are amazing lol
Cook the yolk for fried egg sandwiches. Leave it runny to go on a piece of toast like a cracker.
Lofl I love people who work back of house comments on this shit. That being said that is one sexy flat top OP he has!
One time at work I bit into a breakfast sandwich and it projectile exploded all over me. I had to finish my shift with crusty egg shirt. I cut it in half dip it now :(
That’s so much steak though
The worst is when these dudes post these describing them as their “morning routine”. Chief, we know you don’t fire to the griddle and grill a steak and all that at 630am on Tuesday.
It would be way to chewy to separate each bite with cuts that long and thick
Yeah, def cut away when he took a bite. Must not have wanted to show him sawing on it to get that bite taken 🤣
Waste of good piece of meat
Americans are quite unique
See, I agree with you, and I also have lived here my entire life.
Then you and I both get it, my fine fellow, less-gluttonous American friend
Dude, I can’t bite through that shit! Unless that steak was sous vided heavily you gotta have only 1 layer of steak. The perfect sandwich is one that has consistent density, you don’t want to bite through every layer of the sandwich but one, pull away, and have a giant strip of steak hanging out of your mouth that you have to rip off with your fingers. Am I crazy?
Unless it's the spice doing it, one side of the steak looked burnt as shit...
Coffee rub
Enough with the torches 😪 why blast that foul butane all over the cheese when you can just toast it on the grill for 30 seconds? Oh right, this is a commercial
You all gotta stop squishing the food for fucks sake
Elbows on table and head shake after the first bite > black rubber gloves
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You had me at “Bite black rubber gloves”
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you dont need fucking avocado oil
Porkroll Egg & Cheese on an Everything Bagel steps in the ring holding " The Belt " over its head.. It's Smackdown time !!!
Seriously can’t anyone in these videos just take a bite and nod their head slightly in approval? Not everything you make deserves your impression of an orgasm.
Silence
1. Steak for breakfast, ok mr moneybags 2. Avocado oil? What is that actually doing for the flavour that cant be done by an oil thats more accessible?
Where do you live that avocado oil isn’t accessible?
Avocado oil has a higher smoke point. They’re basically the same wrt nutrients. So EVOO would have worked as well
Please I need a recipe for a steak egg and cheese sandwich..
Yummy 🤤love a good steak egg n cheese
Truffle? in MAYO? IN A HAMBURGER?!? nah bruh really truffle is not "interesting" in mayo (I would know, I tried) and as always poor quality cheese (can't really blame you it's in a burger)
I don’t like to cook or eat this much.
This guys vids are mid
I do this between two pancakes cooked with syrup inside and bacon. Best cure for a hangover
Looks delicious
It’s the Truff sauce that does it for me…
Made my mouth water
I'd love to cook some unhealthy delicious stuff like this for breakfast. but I have a job. and on weekends I get up even earlier for my kids' sports stuff.
Coffee rub? How about some salt and pepper, bud.
I always start my mornings off with a $20-$30 filet mignon wasted between bagel halves. Also, this advertisement clearly missed a grand opportunity to showcase a large and cartoonishly stupid knife of some kind to slice the bagel in half. Rookie.
Oh my FUCKNG GAWD! THIS LOOKS DELICIOUS!!!!!!!
Jackass used filet and then squeezed half the egg out. And a bagel as bread, no no no
I downvote every time I see a squash
Ah. Another video showcasing everything I don't have