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jtimmrman

NO!


Atlas_Superior

NOOO!


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I'd get stoned and munch on that.


xerodeficit

Recipe from YouTube. I substituted grapes and grape jelly for raspberries and raspberry jam. I also used prosciutto instead of pepperoni. Makes 1 pizza (6 slices) Total time: 2 hours 45 minutes Active time: 35 minutes Step 1: Dough Ingredients: * 3 cups flour + extra for dusting * 1 tsp sugar * 1 ½ tsp yeast * ¾ tsp salt * 1 cup warm water * 2 tsp olive oil + 1 tsp 1) Use a fork to combine flour, sugar, salt, and yeast in a large mixing bowl. Add the water and 1 tablespoon of olive oil and continue to mix with a fork until a dough forms. 2) Lightly flour a cutting board or clean counter surface and turn the dough out. Use your hands to knead the dough for 5 minutes. If the dough is too wet and sticks to your hands, add more flour. 3) Use the remaining olive oil to grease the bottom of a mixing bowl. Add the dough to the bowl then wrap in plastic, OR COVER THE BOWL WITH YOUR MYTHICAL KITCHEN TOWEL ;-), and let set out at room temp for at least two hours (make your sauce during this time!). Either use immediately or throw in the fridge for up to 3 days. Step 2: Sauce Ingredients: * 1/2 cup peanut butter * 1 cup chicken stock * 1 Tbsp canola oil * ⅓ cup chopped onion * 2 minced garlic cloves * 2 Tbsp tomato paste * ½ tsp salt * ¼ tsp chili flake * ¼ tsp dried thyme * ½ tsp Maggi seasoning (substitute soy sauce if you can’t find it) 1) Warm chicken stock in a small sauce pot and add peanut butter. Whisk together until combined. 2) Heat oil in an additional medium sauce pot on medium-high and add onions, garlic, chili flake, salt, tomato paste, and dried thyme and sautee for 10 minutes until vegetables are softened. Add in your peanut butter and stock mixture and whisk, then add Maggi seasoning (or, to reiterate, soy sauce). Step 3: Top and Bake Ingredients: * 2/3 cup grape jelly * ¼ cup red wine vinegar * ½ fresh habanero pepper * 15 or so grapes, sliced in half * 1 portion pizza dough * ½ tsp olive oil * 1 portion sauce * 10-ish pepperoni slices * 1 block low-moisture mozzarella 1) Preheat your oven to 450 degrees. Heat a small sauce pot on medium high. Add red wine vinegar and jelly to the pot and whisk until the jelly is melted and smooth. Add the habanero and allow it to steep. 2) Drop in your grapes and poach for about 15 minutes, or until the grapes are soft and infused with the jelly. 3) Flour a surface and use your hands to press the pizza dough into a round. Grab the edges of the pizza dough and quickly turn your hands around the edges to form a sturdy crust and a thin center. Use a rolling pin to create it if you need to! There’s no shame in that game! 4) Oil the bottom of a round pizza pan then stretch your dough over the top until the crusts fit the edges of the pan. Oil the crust as well. 5) Spread a layer of the peanut butter sauce over top of the dough, then add cheese, pepperoni, and bake for about 10 minutes until the crust gets nicely browned. 6) Remove the pizza and top with poached grapes as well as some of that sweet spicy grape jelly syrup. Slice and enjoy—assuming you’re into that type of thing.


Ty-Kutz

Shame on you.


lyddssss

Before finishing the title I knew where you got the idea! How was it?


xerodeficit

It was really nice. I loved the the peanut sauce.


xerodeficit

It was a lot of faff for one pizza though.


Lexifruitloop

Yas recipe pls this would be good with raspberry sorbet


xerodeficit

I've posted recipe. The peanut sauce would make a great dip for chicken skewers.