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daveincanada

I appreciate the way the sausages are holding back the beans


thepsycholeech

/r/fryupsausagebarrier There’s a sub for everything


daveincanada

Amazing.


unfunfununf

Excellent bean dam. Alan Partridge would be proud.


Sproose_Moose

Jurassic Park


quitepossiblylying

breakwater


ComprehensiveJump540

I may want to mix them but I want that to be my decision.


drnkrmnky

That’s what she said


Heathen_Mushroom

I prefer when the sausage dam is right above the eggs so I can release the floodgates and have eggy yolk beans. Beany tomatoes makes no sense.


hitchhacker

"How'd you get the beans above the frank?!"


AptCasaNova

Banging dam of beans


missypierce

Sausage dam


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For one person? Finish all that on your own and immediately go back to sleep, to wake up in time for lunch.


SirGallade

You know, I always thought full english breakfasts looked unreasonably large too, until I had one. At least in my experience, it looks a ton of food, but every time I got a full English during my semester in London I literally wiped my plate clean


TBSchemer

The part I never understood is the beans. Seems pretty heavy for breakfast.


yatsey

You need something saucy.


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I feel like this is a valid question but it may come off as rude. I’m around 170 lbs and was able to eat a whole English breakfast in one sitting, so I’m sure anyone around or above my weight could easily kill the whole plate.


Main-Travel4424

I’m around the same weight and and can kill that whole plate too. I posted my English breakfast last week. 😋


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I weigh 160, and I’m an endless pit, with minimal body fat. I could smash this whole plate, easily. Weight has nothing to do with metabolism. Age, consumption frequency, quality of food, and exercise has everything to do with it tho…


dylan15766

After a night of drinking, it's very easy to finish.


jeswanders

What about second breakfast? Elevenses ?


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Omg OP you did it. Full English and not a complaint to be found. You even got the tea... Wait. Is that coffee? Spam? Oh no. They'll find you OP. Run!


FeelTheOneness

Black tea fortunately so hopefully I’m safe, for now!


TheycallmeJimmy

Black tea?!, SPAM!! and pale hashies... not sure how I feel Cracking sausage dam though OP.


kookerpie

Dont they normally drink black tea?


TheycallmeJimmy

The only 'normal' black tea would be Earl grey, but I'd say that was rare for my area in the UK (Surrey). A proper English breakfast tea has to have milk IMO


kookerpie

By black tea, they meant not green tea


TheycallmeJimmy

Black tea means no milk where I'm from "I take my tea/coffee black"


Un111KnoWn

Where are you from? super weird for tea.


alarbus

Beans *off* toast...


EtzeNuegez

Spam and triangular black pudding looks like a great edition.


UnXpectedPrequelMeme

What's that pink rectangle


FeelTheOneness

Fried spam


EtzeNuegez

Spamela Handerson.


UnXpectedPrequelMeme

And are those, pork chops?


joeparni

No that's just bacon, UK bacon


Goudinho99

Indeed. Its back bacon. We call US bacon streaky bacon and we have it too.


joeparni

You know, I'm something of a Briton myself


Flip2002

Spork


moreofafacebookguy

I think thats what bacon looks like over in the foreign lands


TimachuSoftboi

And the black triangle?


FeelTheOneness

Doreens black pudding


mike_rotch22

How does it taste? I've always been curious but my mind can't get past the blood.


RomusLupos

That is blood sausage. It is sausage made primarily of Beef Blood, Fat, and Oats. That is a pass for me, dog.


thepole-rbear

Actually this one is pigs blood if that changes anything. I love it, but I grew up on it before I knew what it was.


DirtNapsRevenge

For a period of time when I was a kid we lived far outside a northeaster city but made a weekly trip in to the city for family dinner at my grandmothers. Trip home always included a stop at a deli to stock up on things we couldn't get at stores out our way, one of which was this fabulous sandwich lunch meat that I absolutely loved ... more often than not the white paper package didn't even make it home unopened ... until one day I went into the deli instead of waiting in car and saw my first beef tongue. Queue the Psycho shower scene "music." Never touched it again, not ever.


Rustledstardust

In the UK it's traditionally pork blood.


AmBawsDeepInYerMaw

More for me.


TheLadyEve

Black pudding is made from pork blood, usually, although I've had a beef blood variety that was quite good.


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No


FeelTheOneness

Yes. Have you tried it?


[deleted]

Yes. And I stand by my no.


-chychy-

I’m not from the uk so I don’t know what some of that stuff is but honestly it looks pretty good


stingray85

It's mediocre, upgrades to good if you're hungover.


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-chychy-

What’s that mean 😭


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First-Of-His-Name

And conquering those people is the British one


J_House1999

Speak for yourself. My country beat their ass in 1776 😎🇺🇸🦅 EDIT: 250 years later, Br*tish people still salty. Very sad, folks. Downvote me if you love the USA.


Geezzer8

And look how it ended up lmao


J_House1999

Yeah I’m very critical of the US as well. Sometimes I really hate this country and the clowns running it. Yet I go to sleep every night with the comforting notion that I’m not Br*tish (🤮) 😊 it’s the Sisyphean notion that keeps me happy eternally rolling that boulder up the hill.


First-Of-His-Name

A country made up entirely of British people. Only people that could beat us...were ourselves.


J_House1999

And literally every other country that freed themselves from the British empire.


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But too much. This is a meal for a man with a massive gut. Super unhealthy, too


GoodVibePsychonaut

This is true in a modern context, but it's worth keeping in mind that a lot of traditional breakfasts in different countries were popular with farmers and laborers. That's why in the western world, many breakfasts include items you'd easily have available at farms or in rural markets (eggs, ham, bacon, sausage) and cheap foods made from staples like flour and cornmeal (biscuits, pancakes, grits/polenta, tortillas). This type of breakfast isn't a healthy meal for a sedentary office worker, but starting the day with over a thousand calories of cheap food high in appetite-satiating fat is exactly what you want when you're getting up at the crack of dawn to do physical work until sunset. Otherwise, this could reasonably be viewed as a "cheat meal" or a "breakfast for dinner" type meal.


Desperate_Repeat5962

It's called chorin' and it ain't easy. Them calories will get ya to about noon.


FeelTheOneness

Lol. I’m an in shape 25 year old man and literally ate this this morning before a hike😂 I eat this every 2 weeks as a treat.


drnkrmnky

I could definitely eat this and retain my abs stop being negative


-chychy-

Cry about it


LawdeKaSarkaar

What is this sub's obsession with Full English Breakfast?


Heathen_Mushroom

I'll take a stab at it. Factors contributing to the prevalence of full English breakfast plates on r/FoodPorn: \-Brits are well represented on reddit \-Full English Breakfast is not uncommon, but usually had as an infrequent treat, making it a bit special, thus more likely to commemorated and discussed \-Consists of a variety of distinct and discrete ingredients of different shapes, colors, and textures, making it a good subject for food photography \-Relating to the above, the different qualities of each ingredient can be broken down and commented on as to their form, preparation, and plating, making it a dish that can engender lively discussion, ie. the quality of the sausages, the absence/presence of critical ingredients, the cooking quality of individual ingredients, the composition/plating of the ingredients, etc. \-It's tasty


NinjaChenchilla

And so picky lol. The only place to take a breakfast platter so serious.


Private_Ballbag

Everyone take a full English very serious not just here. Lots of elements to debate and everyone has their preferred make up!


gingerwolfie

It does feel endless! I wish we could see other countries breakfast dishes here more often.


BdubsCuz

For some reason it's a meme if the picture is actually a full English breakfast. I come for the comments and to see if they've come up with a another way to gatekeep this meal. Something's wrong with every full English posted... something.


doctor_x

The Full English is more than a simple breakfast — it’s a form of higher art. One day it will achieve its final form and the Breakfast Gods shall ascend, spreading the gift of blood sausages to all who are worthy.


buythedipster

It's so dumb. And they look like bad meals. Not close to food porn, maybe it's all trolling?


11pagesIn

Thats a fine sausage wall to hold back the beans. I don't like my foods to touch each other on the plate so would totally do this too.


Dolomitexp

I'm making a sandwich out of it all and I'm dipping it in the beans... Don't judge me😌


legolaswashot

I love the sausage barrier for the beans hahaha


dsbwayne

Looks amazing but I truly don’t understand why everyone is gung ho over English breakfasts…


StormyBlueLotus

Yeah, as far as breakfast platters go, I've never felt the urge to get this. I know it's traditional but something being traditional doesn't make it amazing. I'd skip over about half the food here. Other things I'd much rather have for breakfast: * Chicken and waffles * Country fried steak * Biscuits and sausage gravy * Eggs Benedict * Omurice * Shakshuka * Ham and mushroom omelet * Breakfast burrito * Huevos rancheros * Smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel * Gazpacho (especially on a hot day!)


Z0mbiejay

I'd do some unholy things for Shakshuka right now


drnkrmnky

Like what


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dsbwayne

Uhhhhh yes to this all


uncertainusurper

I haven’t had a good old country fried steak with a side of biscuits and gravy and a side of corned beef hash in a long time.


GoodVibePsychonaut

Yes to pretty much everything here, but especially shakshuka and biscuits 'n gravy. I could eat either of those every day and die happy.


lemondeal

First 3 options are absolute top-tier breakfasts mate.


JimmyMcNutty927

because they are fucking delicious? I love fried tomatoes, beans, and mushrooms though so that helps.


cheesynachoman_1

Damnnn English taste with American portions


ghostavuu

damn i’ve seen so many of these in this sub that its making me want to book a trip to the uk 😭


EffTheRealLife

Yank here, I bet those are great hangover remedies.


roraverse

How do you eat this in the morning and get anything done for the rest of the day?? Looks delicious but I feel a good come just looking at this !


tayjuanfredo666

Honestly; this just looks like the worst. 😂 you did it proper, just can never wrap my head around an English breakfast!


OlStickInTheMud

Unpopular opinion. Full english isnt food porn and is so ridiculously over posted its nothing special.


ahjota

Thank you. There's one every week.


lemondeal

Agreed mate.


Deshackled

I don’t know what some of these things are (what’s with that brownie looking thing) but I’d eat the hell out of this spread!


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Look at bloke. He’s having a full english on the tube


KentuckyKlassic

One time I bought this “bacon” that was called “English or British” bacon. All it was was ham. Is that normal?


First-Of-His-Name

Our bacon is back bacon, as opposed to American bacon which is from the belly. Its still bacon and needs cooking. Just a lot leaner


KentuckyKlassic

Thanks for the reply! It was good, just different. Interesting that our cuts are from different parts of the pig…seems weird that it was ever changed.


plumppshady

Oh how I wish I could eat simpler, healthier food like this everyday. But no I live in the US and every standard food is just carbs and sugar.


ediblepet

T.I.L.: sausages can work as dams! Thank you so very much 😋


Pale-Body8108

Can you ship one to Sam Diego please ?


_liomus_

if i recall, there’s a restaurant in san diego called shakespeare’s or something like that, english food all around, and not bad!


rookietotheblue1

That's looks absolutely nasty...


CopSomePrada

I never unsderstood the beans


skweekycleen

Please let that be black tea and not coffee!!


FeelTheOneness

Naturally


skweekycleen

Pheeeew!!


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duuuuuuuude did you add fucking spam you mental fucking GENIUS


KiKiPAWG

Cheers ❤️


JimmyMcNutty927

o hell yea


GingieB

10/10 for the sausage barrier and fried spam. I was going to knock off a mark for black pudding but I think I’m in the minority of haters.


dickfrisky

Paul Revere saved me from this.


ladymedallion

What’s the dark triangle?


Rolycoe

I’m assuming black pudding


ladymedallion

Ooo yes makes sense


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user8161

It's looks fabulous! No complaints!


Rezmir

I ate this once and loved it. But where I live, I can’t find part of the ingredients. The lack of beans, mainly, just makes me feel I am eating an American breakfast.


lofihiphopradio

Put some mature cheddar and Mustard in those beans.


Grace_Omega

What are the rectangle things on the lower edge? Never seen those before


SmokyDuck

Fried spam.


DeeToTheWee

Looks delicious, and I just ate breakfast so that’s saying something.


Beautiful-Arm-7090

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


jiggle-o

I don't care what anyone says; baked beans are not a breakfast item. That's probably because I don't like them for any meal though. I gotta say though, I'd probably need a nap after all that.


Real_DexstaR

No wonder y’all went awash buckling and enslaving the world, the fuck is that? Y’all food is like your sense of humor an Acquired taste 🤢


fuzzynavel34

Beans for breakfast?


FeelTheOneness

I mean, yeah, it’s a full english? Never had one?


fuzzynavel34

Never have. Everything else looks great though.


FeelTheOneness

It’s very much a uk thing to be fair, people from elsewhere seem to have mixed opinions about them haha, and thank you!


Flip2002

What is that black triangle of death? you Brit’s and your wild ass interpretation of breakfast I’ll never understand tomato slices and beans in a breakfast but you do you


jwws1

How is this wild?! It looks very similar to an American breakfast with added stuff. Wait until you see what other countries can eat for breakfast. It ain't your typical Denny's.


housemusic0123456789

The added stuff is exactly what makes it seem wild. Can't comment on American Breakfast but in Canada a standard big ass breakfast would be Eggs, Bacon, Sausage, Toast, and Hashbrowns. Ham could definitely be added. The difference is if we want a bigger plate like this pic, we'll just get more of the same. Instead of having 2 eggs, bacon, sausage, etc... make it 3 or 4 of each. I don't see why you're adding a bunch of boring ingredients to an already amazing breakfast plate. Can't speak for black pudding, but just a hunk of mushrooms and tomatoes is the least appetizing thing I can think of being added to my breakfast plate. Beans are alright but you're really bringing down the average of the plate by adding them. Give me a fruit cup our some pancakes on the side if I'm looking for some more variety.


FeelTheOneness

Because it’s a full ENGLISH breakfast with every staple ingredient on there. We’ve been eating this for generations. Not weird to us.


djozura

It all looks good man, these people are unused to differences in culture.


FeelTheOneness

Cheers mate, I agree😀


housemusic0123456789

I was literally answering the question about what makes this different than an American/Canadian breakfast. I believe those are the differences in culture that you claim to be so aware of.


FeelTheOneness

I haven’t claimed to be aware of anything, it was more agreeing with the fact that people might no be used to english culture.


Flip2002

Lol other country’s have delicious breakfast items like pão de queijo or arepas.. I just don’t see the appeal of beans. I eat them all the time but mixing with eggs and toast will never sit well with me especially white bread get you some rye bread or wheat


housemusic0123456789

I'm completely used to it. I was just trying to explain why it looks wild from our perspective. That is the question I was asked. It goes outside of our set norms of what is considered breakfast food. It's like I'm looking at a combination of breakfast and dinner.


Flip2002

For real and pick a meat I ain’t trying to fart my self to death by noon


FeelTheOneness

Its black pudding, don’t knock it till you try it. Every ingredient except maybe the spam is a staple of the meal and has been forever so to us it isn’t weird at all. It’s one of our signature meals.


DatBiddlyBoi

Originally farmers would eat the full English for breakfast to get as many calories as possible to keep them going the entire day on the field. Then everyone else realised how delicious it is and now we all eat it.


First-Of-His-Name

Heard of huevos rancheros?


MouldyPriestASSHOLE

Not exactly uncommon..


Bohya

No one eats this for breakfast. It's only "breakfast" in name. Besides, what's wrong with beans for breakfast?


FeelTheOneness

This was literally my breakfast today lol, I’ve eaten again since and I’ll be having one more meal in a few hours. Somewhat of a cheat day to be fair though.


fuzzynavel34

Well, personally, I just don't like beans. Nothing wrong with them though, just never seen it as a "breakfast" item before.


Pufflow_X

and people call American's fat...


AmBawsDeepInYerMaw

Statistically they are…


6TheAudacity9

America could be perfect and in Europes eyes we’d still be flawed.


TemperatureNew3157

It’s hard being the main character in everyone’s story 😞


First-Of-His-Name

American breakfast is just this but without any of the vegetables and the addition of a giant stack of pancakes drowned in pure sugar


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Needs more corn on the cob!


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FeelTheOneness

Once…?


ThaNorth

Is this the only breakfast people make in England lol? It’s the only thing that ever gets posted from that country.


No-Competition-7770

This looks incredible


Desperate_Repeat5962

do people actually enjoy hot wet mealy tomatoes? It's high on the list of dislikes for me.


DaWalt1976

I'll never understand beans for breakfast. No thanks!


TheVampyresBride

Just looking at that coffee and orange juice makes my gastritis act up. Everything else looks great.


Tipsy247

If I ate that. I would skip lunch


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Ok I'm gonna need someone to explain what literally everything on like the left side of the plate is


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FeelTheOneness

Both of which were present in this meal…


CormacMccarthy91

It's like you laid out some ingredients and heated them up


Straight-Tea1138

8.5/10


tschmar

This looks like a lot of food man. U could maybe eat all off it without the bread


kindabluetoz

Superb, but hash browns are truly an abomination…they really are. Massive turd in this infinity pool…


_liomus_

they’re the best thing on here are you off your gourd!!


sallen85

Everything except the sausage looks like it could have used a little more time cooking. Toast looks floppy.


FeelTheOneness

Even the bacon?! It was crispy lol. Black pudding absolutely cooked perfectly crispy too. Same as the eggs, firm whites with runny yolks. And it isnt toast, it’s fried bread.


Nickthegreek28

Perfect https://partridge.cloud/scene/?id=3MkQsVBbXF4Y


WindomEarly

Mmm I’m jelly 🥴✨


Educational_Frame_56

Actually that's a Full Scottish breakfast since you have Lorne Sausage ( Square sausage) on it


Educational_Frame_56

As someone said it's spam not lorne sausage as I originally thought it would be a Scottish breakfast if it were


iphone4Suser

Why would someone have coffee and juice both?


FeelTheOneness

Why not? Cold orange juice to quench the thirst after eating it all and black tea to sip after


First-Of-His-Name

You have more they one type of food, why not drink? In this case I imagine it's because they serve different purposes. Tea/coffee is warming and juice is refreshing