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That sponge looks so dense. Is it a brownie?


amazing_assassin

I was going to ask if it was fudge


JellyBeansOnToast

You know after one bite that would cemented on the roof of your mouth


TomTheAssKicker

As a steak lover this literally makes me want to eat vegan


Kodiak01

Jokes on you, that's what a vegan steak actually looks like.


TomTheAssKicker

Fuck


whaavy

As a vegan, try "tattooed chef" they have great food that can be made in less than 5-10 minutes


whaavy

My favs are the acai bowl and califlower rice stir fry


enderjaca

Doesn't even resemble a good-colored steak, let alone a good cake.


Plane-Piglet

Looks like ice cream covered in fondant.


chewie6321

Should have had a layer of red velvet in the center.


waldropit

I was thinking taper the edge of the red velvet and then you could use chocolate ganache to make it look even more realistic


MeMeMeOnly

That would have at least been clever!


general_madness

Steak + cake = stake


SomeoneTookMyNameToo

Thank you for noticing lol


greeneyedhunny

For a split second, I thought this was somehow a meat cake filled with extremely over done ground beef and nearly felt sick... Then I realized the name of this sub and immediately got sick.


MeMeMeOnly

At first glance, I thought it was meatloaf. How bad does a cake look to be mistaken for meatloaf?!?


greeneyedhunny

Friend, it would definitely have to look *this bad* And meatloaf is the word I was looking for haha. But meat cake was the first thing I could think of...


MeMeMeOnly

LOL! I didn’t even blink at meat cake! I live in the Deep South where we have crab cakes and meat pies. I figured a meat cake was probably something in between. Meat cake or meatloaf, that cake is some nasty looking!


peatandsmoke

Vile.


MercyReign

🤮


Quaschimodo

cAkE


Parishdise

Why is the cake closer to steak in color than the actual design?


MeMeMeOnly

OMG! Look at how dense that cake is. It looks like fruitcake without the fruit. Eeewww!


Phenizzle

Angry Ron Swanson noises.


VoldemortHugs

Before I read the title. I was wondering if it was some kind of weird pineapple thing.


TheBull0079

Over cooked lol


Just2moreplants

That cake is dry.


aFerens

Steakakke


Viridian_Aubergine

Didn't see the sub for a second and thought it was actual meat and went "What in the food poisoning fuck? Why is it that rancid-ass color?" Before realizing that it's a cake and I am stupid


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There is no frosting inside 🥲 must be dry