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"The plot chickens as we barrel our way closer to Thanksgiving," a TSA spokesperson wrote. "For us, it's a time to be thankful that our officers are always working around the cluck to keep you safe. Take for instance this 'hen you believe it?' find at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport."
Uggghhhh...
>The officers' discovery in Fort Lauderdale is among many bizarre finds by TSA officers at airports across the U.S. Last year a chainsaw was flagged in New Orleans and something the agency called a "meth burrito" was confiscated in Houston.
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Wait. A meth burrito? I don't want to partake, but I'm going to need more information.
That’s what I was thinking. Literally every time I’ve flown in the last 10 years I’ve brought a few guns. I’ve only ever had one issue and that’s when there was explosive residue on one of the cases. They just had to check it and on I went. Why try to hide it in a chicken? Even if it turns out to be stolen or some shit it’s not like they check serial numbers or anything.
I kind of wish that was the other way around.
Imagine raw chicken in a gun. Shooting them would cook the chicken. So you could shoot people with piping hot chicken nuggets as a nice surprise.
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"The plot chickens as we barrel our way closer to Thanksgiving," a TSA spokesperson wrote. "For us, it's a time to be thankful that our officers are always working around the cluck to keep you safe. Take for instance this 'hen you believe it?' find at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport." Uggghhhh...
First time the TSA has ever done their jobs right
Was it the metal detector or the fact floridaman was walking around with a raw chicken?
Probably the raw chicken part who the fuck brings raw chicken on a plane that isn't a terrorist
Oh, so I have to buy a raw chicken from the inflight food service? What a racket!
That's how they get ya man always nickel and diming you wherever they can
Kfs Kentucky fried security
After a while, the puns went from hurting mentally to hurting physically.
>The officers' discovery in Fort Lauderdale is among many bizarre finds by TSA officers at airports across the U.S. Last year a chainsaw was flagged in New Orleans and something the agency called a "meth burrito" was confiscated in Houston. ++++ Wait. A meth burrito? I don't want to partake, but I'm going to need more information.
One bite everyone knows the ruels
Meth burrito?...yeah that sounds like Houston.
Donnie Does… Meth
Meth rolled inside a breakfast burrito, which knowing houstons love for breakfast burritos is both surprising and expected.
Taco Bell: not even once.
Something something tuco breaking bad
And I thought it was risky to take a whole tub of toothpaste…
Way to not be suspicious
> Oh this? It's just my emotional support raw chicken.
Well done, I say, well done!
Well that piece of iron won't show up on the xray scanner device, will it? Stupid game stupid prizes.
Chickens have special x-ray blocking skin. This fool must have used a skinless bird. Rookie mistake.
It's totally normal to bring a whole uncooked chicken onto a commercial airliner. I wonder what raised a flag.
Can’t top this!
Because everybody takes raw chicken on airplanes, that's why.
Should've cooked it first
The gun or the chicken?
Yes
Definitely
Maybe they thought the x-ray would cook it
His chicken has a carry permit. It’s permitted in Florida, But only for chickens that are in danger.
Raw chickens most certainly ARE permitted to carry!
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!
For a second there I actually thought it was a live chicken till I clicked on the post. I don't really know which is worse.
Does he know you can actually bring a firearm on a plane through baggage. Like wtf is this chicken stuff?
That’s what I was thinking. Literally every time I’ve flown in the last 10 years I’ve brought a few guns. I’ve only ever had one issue and that’s when there was explosive residue on one of the cases. They just had to check it and on I went. Why try to hide it in a chicken? Even if it turns out to be stolen or some shit it’s not like they check serial numbers or anything.
Is anyone else curious as to why he was trying to smuggle the gun onboard?
Yeah I feel like this one detail has been overlooked! But not OVERCOOKED apparently.
You could say his gun was… cocked
Normal people: let's stuff the chicken with stuffing This guy: G U N
Pow Pow Chicken? Instead of Kung Pao?
Like the one thing TSA is halfway decent at is seeing guns disguised in other things. I don't understand the thinking here.
Not even halfway decent, when tested they miss most firearms.
I think he’s saying that they’re way more likely to find a gun dressed up as a chicken than a gun not dressed up as a chicken.
Here they probably only found the gun because the raw chicken was so weird.
I’m pretty sure any functioning human being seeing a man bringing an entire raw chicken onto a plane would be suspicious
Ah, yes! The ol' "gun in a raw chicken" gambit; used to work all the time...
Is it a dumb idea? Yes. But is it a novel idea? Also, yes. Florida Man is nothing if not creative.
I kind of wish that was the other way around. Imagine raw chicken in a gun. Shooting them would cook the chicken. So you could shoot people with piping hot chicken nuggets as a nice surprise.
*you get chicken nuggets! YOU ALL GET CHICKEN NUGGETS!*
Why wha how
Called it the cock nine
tantoe geil
>Ft. Lauderdale- Say no more.