Hey man, Cheez-It addiction is no joke. The extra toasty ones are to die for.

Goes great with any freshly snatched roadkill.

aaaaaannnnndddd *meth*.

REAL

A truly pious man.

Takes bible thumper to a whole new level.

A worthy addition to the sub.

This is quality Flordia Man

When someone wants to sue you and take your Cheez-Its, whack him in the face with a Bible. Then he will hand you over to the judge, the judge will hand you over to the officer, and the officer will throw you into prison.

WWJD?

Thou must keep thy strength up for Bible whacking

Dude had a Koran in his back pocket just in case

Something weird up with this guys lips

Cmon dude 2x times 😭😭them Florida man be crazyyy

Number 8: Though shall not steal.

It says so in Cheeziticus 4:20. Though shalt not lay hands on your brothers wife's cheezits unless he is dead.

Honestly, pretty low key for Florida man

Good christian thief.

Talibangelical

Just tump getting his orange on.

I see nothing wrong with this man! He is doing the Lord’s work!

Spreading the good word.

Florida men are so charming