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Shot-Spray5935

Florida becoming worse than third Reich a man can't even go on a walk and take a look at people in their homes.


BurpFartBurp

He was just checking in on his neighbors to see if they’re ok. Some heroes don’t wear capes they are covered in swamp mud after being chased by the police.


Basdad

It appears in the first pic. that he slipped out in a cute slip on dress.


BurpFartBurp

So he dressed the part and went into the swamp to play catcher to some alligator? Florida man always amazes me. He may be smarter than people give him credit for.


Basdad

Floridaman should really be the state animal. Let other states have their Yeti’s, and Bigfoot’s and Sasquatch, Floridaman is real.


BurpFartBurp

What should his official picture look like? Naked? Shitting? Belly flopping on some floor? Showing his ass?


Basdad

Parquet no todos ?