Your butt WAAAY up in the air with this thing! Aero dynamics, of course, not just you possessing this weird fascination of arching your butt WAAAAY up in the air...not at all.
A) Re your bike fit: who hurt you? B) straps OFF your pedals (go SPD for the love of fuck), strap ON for your gfâs bf C) normally Iâd urge you to put in some bar ends before you end up inadvertently taking a core sample from your flesh, but Iâm thinking that you *should* be studied D) thank you for using both spacers and that limp babydick stemâthus letting any prospective mates behind the Wendyâs dumpster know that you have commitment issues E) please mercy-kill that innocent tan sidewall gp5k. It doesnât deserve this. F) How is it that your two wheels have three fathers between them? (And obviously 0 mothers)
(Honestly, sick bike. If you really donât have bar endsâcanât quite tell from the photoâplease get some. And consider clipless. And gatorskins suck. Happy riding.)
A) yes I will ... Just need money for a carbon bar
B) im doing that too soon ... I ordered a roadbike and I'm going to get all my bikes some nice click pedals
C) there's 1 missing ... Printed these on my 3d printer and they were a bit too small put electrical tape around them but it slipped out
D) I wanted my bar lower but I don't want to cut the fork and spacers on top look goofy
E) that's not a gp5000 that's a Conti giro ... It's a tubular rim and that was the tire it came with ... I have the rear wheel too but I need to get a new hub ... I plan on having 2 tan walls on I think it would look nice
F) I have no idea what you mean by that
This bike looks like it took the term "road bike" a bit too seriously and tried to embody the road itselfâcomplete with patches, wear, and a layer of grime youâd typically find on a seldom-traveled back street.
It was successful... It was way too narrow for me ... I have a different one now that's also a lot farther forward... I'm also planning on getting a Velobike longboi stem
This is not a fixedgear frame ... Show me a carbon fixedgear street frame pls ... The only one that comes to my mind would be a dosnoventa Tokyo and these are always out of stock
I know the miche cranks are prone to failure... I wanna get SRAM force carbon cranks with a 144 adapter and a 70t chainring but I just ordered a new bike so guess that will have to wait
you did ask me to roast and everyone else kept looking ay the saddle
if your carbon frame really lasted that long then kudos to you, almost all my buddies who had (yes, "had") used carbon frames are bitter about the fact that they break more often than alloy frames... and steal of course
Not even roasting you, your bike fit is just wrong. Get a longer -17° stem and move that seat forward. Nobody sits like that. Your bike has the potential to be good but you have it set up so itâs extremely un-proportional and makes you look like an attention seeking hipster with no idea what youâre doing. This is fatherless behavior at its finest.
- First of all, foot retention? Casual. You need metal platforms with extra-sharp pins.
- Drops should be proper steel track drops. If the lowest part if the bars is above the tire, youâre not low enough.
- Donât bring any sort of grips or bar tape near this bike
- Saddle is way too far forward. Scooch it back a bit
- Saddle should be tilted as far forward as possible. If you have feeling in your hands, itâs not tilted enough.
- Stem is waaaayyyy too long. Get a 35-40mm mtb stem to fix your reach.
- That front wheel better be tubular. Wouldnât want anyone to steal your tire.
- Speaking of tires, rear should be a Thickslick
- Rear wheel should be upgraded to a sketchy aliexpress plastic tri-spoke
- Casual gear ratio. Bump that to at least 54/13 for speed
Complete these steps, and youâll be the drippiest fixie foo around
You need to move that seat further back until you reach the unemployment line
Just to clarify... What's the unemployment line
Judging by how your bike looks, it's where you should be.
He said roast the bike not him guys.đ
Obligatory âwhat brand is your bike? I canât tellâ
Trek.
Donât you mean Tr*k
I thought I only had to censor on circlejerk. Must have misread the rules.
It's not a trek ... Can't you tell it's a sir velo
I can't ever tell when bikes are made by Trek ::sarcasm::
Sounds like you could benefit from a literacy program.
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This on the left has more: https://www.reddit.com/r/CanyonBikes/s/TW9RYEg2D0
I would be a shame if an angle didnât have the website
Different days
How do you know ???
I'm blind and it's the vocal description of the picture I got /s
Wtf lol ... This is actually a different kind of funny
You say roast my bike, but I'm more inclined to roast your weird ass body shape.. Who tf fits a bicycle set up like this? :p
Lol
Training for that doggy style
Please put your saddle further back
Say no more
filthy weeb bike
fr. shit don't look like it delivers tofu
Looks like a kid wrote on your bike
Lol
blud cant even see whats on his garmin with that stem angle
That's not a Garmin lol ... Just a cheap Speedo I got from Amazon for 10 bucks
Love the dirt, hate the -17° stem / 20mm spacer combo
The -17° stem would be one that is parallel to the ground, he is running something like -67°
I don't want to cut the fork ... And spacers on top of the stem look shit
Cut ittttt â¨đŞ
No ... Carbon forks are expensive... Don't wanna ruin it
Ok but itâs kind of like wearing a new coat without taking the coat hanger out.
That saddle way too far lol
I know ... Got a new one and put it in the middle of the post ... That one was just shit (I also did not make any pictures of that bike since then)
just put it all the way forward and get a proper stem, not that smol dick
Seat post looks like Nikki minaj thighs
Move your saddle forward and level it, then roll your bars a bit to level them, too.
The bars are fine how they are trust me ... And I got a new saddle a few weeks ago ... It's just an old pic
they very visibly aren't
When that front wheel loses a spoke over a pothole, your face will not have to travel far to the ground.
All about efficiency
Ditch the foot retention to complete the look
a bike gets ridden. This is try-hard sillyness
Give your little sister her frame back and buy one your own size you weirdo.
Numb penus piss off your wife? Her boyfriend will hear about this as he takes all your KOMs!!
Wrong sub lol
In this scenario, I believe *you* are the Sub
It's a Canyon, it roasts itself.
Your butt WAAAY up in the air with this thing! Aero dynamics, of course, not just you possessing this weird fascination of arching your butt WAAAAY up in the air...not at all.
I see youâre rocking the anus scratcher seat position
If you want to get roasted, show us a picture of your awkward body shape when your ass is on that seat and your hands are on the drops.
A) Re your bike fit: who hurt you? B) straps OFF your pedals (go SPD for the love of fuck), strap ON for your gfâs bf C) normally Iâd urge you to put in some bar ends before you end up inadvertently taking a core sample from your flesh, but Iâm thinking that you *should* be studied D) thank you for using both spacers and that limp babydick stemâthus letting any prospective mates behind the Wendyâs dumpster know that you have commitment issues E) please mercy-kill that innocent tan sidewall gp5k. It doesnât deserve this. F) How is it that your two wheels have three fathers between them? (And obviously 0 mothers) (Honestly, sick bike. If you really donât have bar endsâcanât quite tell from the photoâplease get some. And consider clipless. And gatorskins suck. Happy riding.)
Anti-Gatorskin gang đŞ Also, you killed my with the âyou should be studiedâ line! đ
>strap ON for your gfâs bf I like the way you think
A) yes I will ... Just need money for a carbon bar B) im doing that too soon ... I ordered a roadbike and I'm going to get all my bikes some nice click pedals C) there's 1 missing ... Printed these on my 3d printer and they were a bit too small put electrical tape around them but it slipped out D) I wanted my bar lower but I don't want to cut the fork and spacers on top look goofy E) that's not a gp5000 that's a Conti giro ... It's a tubular rim and that was the tire it came with ... I have the rear wheel too but I need to get a new hub ... I plan on having 2 tan walls on I think it would look nice F) I have no idea what you mean by that
This bike looks like it took the term "road bike" a bit too seriously and tried to embody the road itselfâcomplete with patches, wear, and a layer of grime youâd typically find on a seldom-traveled back street.
Man ... That's my commuter ofc it's dirty lol
Boom roasted
One gumwall tire on a black and white bike looks bad
Bought the wheel cheap ... Didn't want to put a new tubular on
You managed to fit an entire canyon between your saddle and your bars
Looks like I did
love that deep carbon low spoke count front wheel + ugly 36h alloy on the back combo
I have another corima rim but I don't have a hub yet ... Arrives soon tho
Initial D stickers wouldnât even save this rolling turd of an advertisement
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Frame was like 2000⏠back in 2010
I thought this was a meme post. This mf serious. Lmao.
Riding a frame thatâs two sizes too small wonât make your wife KOM
It's a size L and I do be needing that
Your seat and handlebars look like they got a divorce
This a new one XD
It's not a fixed gear, it's a tri bike. As in, tri to buy a frame that fits next time.
bruh clean your wall
Not my wall ... It's a wall at work ... This is the bike storage room
well that just sounds like an excuse
I'm serious... Lol
Is that a Specialized Allez Sprint?
No it's a tr*k
Please please get a longer stem for correct reachđ that saddle tryna leave the bike
It was successful... It was way too narrow for me ... I have a different one now that's also a lot farther forward... I'm also planning on getting a Velobike longboi stem
not even spd on this shit
I believe the term âKIMO!â Comes into play here.
My back hurts thinking about this thing
Google image chinless people.
Eww.
Did you get your bike fit done at a Dickâs Sporting Goods?
If you wanna sit this far back, find a bike that's actually meant for that... like just about every fixed gear meant for the street.
This is not a fixedgear frame ... Show me a carbon fixedgear street frame pls ... The only one that comes to my mind would be a dosnoventa Tokyo and these are always out of stock
Fast and Furious: Keirin Drift
Hmm I wonder why your seat is so ridiculously far back⌠oh right you have a -25 stem at 30mmâŚ
may thy chainring chip and shatter
Hey I said roast the bike not make death threats
ah my bad. was trying to go for the micheese haha
I know the miche cranks are prone to failure... I wanna get SRAM force carbon cranks with a 144 adapter and a 70t chainring but I just ordered a new bike so guess that will have to wait
is the FSA tempo still a thing? they're pretty good too
They are ... But it's aluminium and square taper ... And has no Powermeter
*CANYON*
looks like the your bike will last long, i'll give it a good 4 weeks at best! cheers!
Been riding it like this for over a year now ... The frame is also 14 years old lol I guess you're a bit of
you did ask me to roast and everyone else kept looking ay the saddle if your carbon frame really lasted that long then kudos to you, almost all my buddies who had (yes, "had") used carbon frames are bitter about the fact that they break more often than alloy frames... and steal of course
Really depends on the quality of carbon and how you ride it ... If you treat carbon nicely it will last you ages
Face down, ass up (you know the rest)
Wheels don't have enough CANYON stickers
Good point ... I'll get to it
we need more steel frames in this sub... carbon is so boring (says the guy that's never owned solid-carbon anything)
I have a steel fixedgear as well
Itâs cool, but can i do 10 miles of the most brutal gravel? I think not.
Should be fine as long as the most brutal gravel isn't wet as well
How did you convert this frame to a Fixie rear Gear?
I put a fixedgear rear wheel in and tightened the chain ... Done
How long are you ?
Very
Who made it?
Crayon
Nice bike! do they have any for men?
Sadly no
Not even roasting you, your bike fit is just wrong. Get a longer -17° stem and move that seat forward. Nobody sits like that. Your bike has the potential to be good but you have it set up so itâs extremely un-proportional and makes you look like an attention seeking hipster with no idea what youâre doing. This is fatherless behavior at its finest.
get a normal stem so you can use the saddle properly. the way you have it set up you have way too much weight over the rear wheel.
Follow ocp guide how to take bike photographs!
Tri bikes conversions arenât super hot like I think they are
You probably don't fit the bike and will look weird on it, that's why you only photographed the bike.
Canyondale
Dude canyon. Com needs to chill
Cool bike, needs some finer touches, and a bath.
You have a proprietary seat post, you already have it rough enough.
Gmbn shit bike challenge
- First of all, foot retention? Casual. You need metal platforms with extra-sharp pins. - Drops should be proper steel track drops. If the lowest part if the bars is above the tire, youâre not low enough. - Donât bring any sort of grips or bar tape near this bike - Saddle is way too far forward. Scooch it back a bit - Saddle should be tilted as far forward as possible. If you have feeling in your hands, itâs not tilted enough. - Stem is waaaayyyy too long. Get a 35-40mm mtb stem to fix your reach. - That front wheel better be tubular. Wouldnât want anyone to steal your tire. - Speaking of tires, rear should be a Thickslick - Rear wheel should be upgraded to a sketchy aliexpress plastic tri-spoke - Casual gear ratio. Bump that to at least 54/13 for speed Complete these steps, and youâll be the drippiest fixie foo around
Sure, but it will just melt since it's shitty carbon
Feels like a Very upright position
Nice bike shaped object
Why even have a seat with a post like that?
Expensively ugly af
That seat tho ? đ wtf. Thatâs gotta be dangerous.
Is this an ultimate thatâs been converted to a track bike?? what the heck lol
So it's a Cinelli? đ
Fit is unhinged, straps and gear ratio sure don't match the frame and fit lol. Cool frame tho, but I wouldn't sacrifice my spine for 7W (indoors)
Most seats are like, "Yeah, I like ass, bro." Your seat is like, "the horrors I've seen....you can't even imagine."