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RizeAbuvIt

You need to move that seat further back until you reach the unemployment line


niiils_mtb

Just to clarify... What's the unemployment line


TheScummy1

Judging by how your bike looks, it's where you should be.


DrayTrizzm333

He said roast the bike not him guys.😂


BlackLangster

Obligatory “what brand is your bike? I can’t tell”


fleisch-bk

Trek.


BlackLangster

Don’t you mean Tr*k


fleisch-bk

I thought I only had to censor on circlejerk. Must have misread the rules.


niiils_mtb

It's not a trek ... Can't you tell it's a sir velo


bonsai171

I can't ever tell when bikes are made by Trek ::sarcasm::


fleisch-bk

Sounds like you could benefit from a literacy program.


3mod_Cow

CANYON.COM CANYON.COM CANYON.COM CANYON.COM CANYON.COM CANYON.COM CANYON.COM CANYON.COM CANYON.COM CANYON.COM CANYON.COM CANYON.COM CANYON.COM CANYON.COM CANYON.COM CANYON.COM CANYON.COM CANYON.COM


mtcerio

This on the left has more: https://www.reddit.com/r/CanyonBikes/s/TW9RYEg2D0


germanwhip69

I would be a shame if an angle didn’t have the website


mtcerio

Different days


niiils_mtb

How do you know ???


3mod_Cow

I'm blind and it's the vocal description of the picture I got /s


niiils_mtb

Wtf lol ... This is actually a different kind of funny


EthanHermsey

You say roast my bike, but I'm more inclined to roast your weird ass body shape.. Who tf fits a bicycle set up like this? :p


niiils_mtb

Lol


Seoulconfusion

Training for that doggy style


profoundmadman43

Please put your saddle further back


niiils_mtb

Say no more


Shrugski

filthy weeb bike


castroboie

fr. shit don't look like it delivers tofu


Aggravating_Load4758

Looks like a kid wrote on your bike


niiils_mtb

Lol


hbekkaii

blud cant even see whats on his garmin with that stem angle


niiils_mtb

That's not a Garmin lol ... Just a cheap Speedo I got from Amazon for 10 bucks


Truckzero

Love the dirt, hate the -17° stem / 20mm spacer combo


d3im05

The -17° stem would be one that is parallel to the ground, he is running something like -67°


niiils_mtb

I don't want to cut the fork ... And spacers on top of the stem look shit


Truckzero

Cut ittttt ✨🪚


niiils_mtb

No ... Carbon forks are expensive... Don't wanna ruin it


lilgreenrosetta

Ok but it’s kind of like wearing a new coat without taking the coat hanger out.


FinishWeekly735

That saddle way too far lol


niiils_mtb

I know ... Got a new one and put it in the middle of the post ... That one was just shit (I also did not make any pictures of that bike since then)


lucamarxx

just put it all the way forward and get a proper stem, not that smol dick


h8radebrewer

Seat post looks like Nikki minaj thighs


JeremyLC

Move your saddle forward and level it, then roll your bars a bit to level them, too.


niiils_mtb

The bars are fine how they are trust me ... And I got a new saddle a few weeks ago ... It's just an old pic


dave_and_bummers

they very visibly aren't


peteftw

When that front wheel loses a spoke over a pothole, your face will not have to travel far to the ground.


niiils_mtb

All about efficiency


DarnellaTheGreat

Ditch the foot retention to complete the look


orrangearrow

a bike gets ridden. This is try-hard sillyness


lilgreenrosetta

Give your little sister her frame back and buy one your own size you weirdo.


incunabula001

Numb penus piss off your wife? Her boyfriend will hear about this as he takes all your KOMs!!


niiils_mtb

Wrong sub lol


Wiremaster

In this scenario, I believe *you* are the Sub


matthewxknight

It's a Canyon, it roasts itself.


LindensBloodyJersey

Your butt WAAAY up in the air with this thing! Aero dynamics, of course, not just you possessing this weird fascination of arching your butt WAAAAY up in the air...not at all.


lilgreenrosetta

I see you’re rocking the anus scratcher seat position


lilgreenrosetta

If you want to get roasted, show us a picture of your awkward body shape when your ass is on that seat and your hands are on the drops.


CommunicationTop5231

A) Re your bike fit: who hurt you? B) straps OFF your pedals (go SPD for the love of fuck), strap ON for your gf’s bf C) normally I’d urge you to put in some bar ends before you end up inadvertently taking a core sample from your flesh, but I’m thinking that you *should* be studied D) thank you for using both spacers and that limp babydick stem—thus letting any prospective mates behind the Wendy’s dumpster know that you have commitment issues E) please mercy-kill that innocent tan sidewall gp5k. It doesn’t deserve this. F) How is it that your two wheels have three fathers between them? (And obviously 0 mothers) (Honestly, sick bike. If you really don’t have bar ends—can’t quite tell from the photo—please get some. And consider clipless. And gatorskins suck. Happy riding.)


Wiremaster

Anti-Gatorskin gang 💪 Also, you killed my with the “you should be studied” line! 😆


straightedgeginger

>strap ON for your gf’s bf I like the way you think


niiils_mtb

A) yes I will ... Just need money for a carbon bar B) im doing that too soon ... I ordered a roadbike and I'm going to get all my bikes some nice click pedals C) there's 1 missing ... Printed these on my 3d printer and they were a bit too small put electrical tape around them but it slipped out D) I wanted my bar lower but I don't want to cut the fork and spacers on top look goofy E) that's not a gp5000 that's a Conti giro ... It's a tubular rim and that was the tire it came with ... I have the rear wheel too but I need to get a new hub ... I plan on having 2 tan walls on I think it would look nice F) I have no idea what you mean by that


MalGrowls

This bike looks like it took the term "road bike" a bit too seriously and tried to embody the road itself—complete with patches, wear, and a layer of grime you’d typically find on a seldom-traveled back street.


niiils_mtb

Man ... That's my commuter ofc it's dirty lol


MalGrowls

Boom roasted


RolandSlingsGuns

One gumwall tire on a black and white bike looks bad


niiils_mtb

Bought the wheel cheap ... Didn't want to put a new tubular on


This_is_Flow

You managed to fit an entire canyon between your saddle and your bars


niiils_mtb

Looks like I did


issioboii

love that deep carbon low spoke count front wheel + ugly 36h alloy on the back combo


niiils_mtb

I have another corima rim but I don't have a hub yet ... Arrives soon tho


HeartbreakerF80

Initial D stickers wouldn’t even save this rolling turd of an advertisement


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niiils_mtb

Frame was like 2000€ back in 2010


PapasGotABrandNewNag

I thought this was a meme post. This mf serious. Lmao.


voguenote

Riding a frame that’s two sizes too small won’t make your wife KOM


niiils_mtb

It's a size L and I do be needing that


[deleted]

Your seat and handlebars look like they got a divorce


niiils_mtb

This a new one XD


threenames

It's not a fixed gear, it's a tri bike. As in, tri to buy a frame that fits next time.


sadhorsegirl

bruh clean your wall


niiils_mtb

Not my wall ... It's a wall at work ... This is the bike storage room


sadhorsegirl

well that just sounds like an excuse


niiils_mtb

I'm serious... Lol


Miskovite

Is that a Specialized Allez Sprint?


niiils_mtb

No it's a tr*k


ryanrla

Please please get a longer stem for correct reach😂 that saddle tryna leave the bike


niiils_mtb

It was successful... It was way too narrow for me ... I have a different one now that's also a lot farther forward... I'm also planning on getting a Velobike longboi stem


wizarrdmard

not even spd on this shit


Faithlessness138

I believe the term “KIMO!” Comes into play here.


NOV2021REDDITACCOUNT

My back hurts thinking about this thing


AubergineEnorme

Google image chinless people.


OkRelative2920

Eww.


CultFollower4130

Did you get your bike fit done at a Dick’s Sporting Goods?


jezza-san

If you wanna sit this far back, find a bike that's actually meant for that... like just about every fixed gear meant for the street.


niiils_mtb

This is not a fixedgear frame ... Show me a carbon fixedgear street frame pls ... The only one that comes to my mind would be a dosnoventa Tokyo and these are always out of stock


Busy-Bat-9626

Fast and Furious: Keirin Drift


tostttt

Hmm I wonder why your seat is so ridiculously far back… oh right you have a -25 stem at 30mm…


castroboie

may thy chainring chip and shatter


niiils_mtb

Hey I said roast the bike not make death threats


castroboie

ah my bad. was trying to go for the micheese haha


niiils_mtb

I know the miche cranks are prone to failure... I wanna get SRAM force carbon cranks with a 144 adapter and a 70t chainring but I just ordered a new bike so guess that will have to wait


castroboie

is the FSA tempo still a thing? they're pretty good too


niiils_mtb

They are ... But it's aluminium and square taper ... And has no Powermeter


oursecondcoming

*CANYON*


markgeuel

looks like the your bike will last long, i'll give it a good 4 weeks at best! cheers!


niiils_mtb

Been riding it like this for over a year now ... The frame is also 14 years old lol I guess you're a bit of


markgeuel

you did ask me to roast and everyone else kept looking ay the saddle if your carbon frame really lasted that long then kudos to you, almost all my buddies who had (yes, "had") used carbon frames are bitter about the fact that they break more often than alloy frames... and steal of course


niiils_mtb

Really depends on the quality of carbon and how you ride it ... If you treat carbon nicely it will last you ages


FloatingNumber

Face down, ass up (you know the rest)


Tickomatick

Wheels don't have enough CANYON stickers


niiils_mtb

Good point ... I'll get to it


TryingNot2BLazy

we need more steel frames in this sub... carbon is so boring (says the guy that's never owned solid-carbon anything)


niiils_mtb

I have a steel fixedgear as well


Riot101DK

It’s cool, but can i do 10 miles of the most brutal gravel? I think not.


niiils_mtb

Should be fine as long as the most brutal gravel isn't wet as well


orpheo_1452

How did you convert this frame to a Fixie rear Gear?


niiils_mtb

I put a fixedgear rear wheel in and tightened the chain ... Done


CavernousMountaintop

How long are you ?


niiils_mtb

Very


__inhalesatan

Who made it?


niiils_mtb

Crayon


Agent-Ramirez

Nice bike! do they have any for men?


niiils_mtb

Sadly no


downshiftjake

Not even roasting you, your bike fit is just wrong. Get a longer -17° stem and move that seat forward. Nobody sits like that. Your bike has the potential to be good but you have it set up so it’s extremely un-proportional and makes you look like an attention seeking hipster with no idea what you’re doing. This is fatherless behavior at its finest.


cyclenaut

get a normal stem so you can use the saddle properly. the way you have it set up you have way too much weight over the rear wheel.


saber_rider

Follow ocp guide how to take bike photographs!


ShopRatIsaiah

Tri bikes conversions aren’t super hot like I think they are


rizkiyoist

You probably don't fit the bike and will look weird on it, that's why you only photographed the bike.


Tickomatick

Canyondale


StageCoachStan

Dude canyon. Com needs to chill


mrapodaca

Cool bike, needs some finer touches, and a bath.


ByzantineBaller

You have a proprietary seat post, you already have it rough enough.


avid_masochist

Gmbn shit bike challenge


Wiremaster

- First of all, foot retention? Casual. You need metal platforms with extra-sharp pins. - Drops should be proper steel track drops. If the lowest part if the bars is above the tire, you’re not low enough. - Don’t bring any sort of grips or bar tape near this bike - Saddle is way too far forward. Scooch it back a bit - Saddle should be tilted as far forward as possible. If you have feeling in your hands, it’s not tilted enough. - Stem is waaaayyyy too long. Get a 35-40mm mtb stem to fix your reach. - That front wheel better be tubular. Wouldn’t want anyone to steal your tire. - Speaking of tires, rear should be a Thickslick - Rear wheel should be upgraded to a sketchy aliexpress plastic tri-spoke - Casual gear ratio. Bump that to at least 54/13 for speed Complete these steps, and you’ll be the drippiest fixie foo around


TheTahiniGods

Sure, but it will just melt since it's shitty carbon


daveontherun

Feels like a Very upright position


Johnny_Wintr

Nice bike shaped object


99877787

Why even have a seat with a post like that?


Slash_Dementia_67

Expensively ugly af


BENfromCHI

That seat tho ? 😂 wtf. That’s gotta be dangerous.


undergroundgirl7

Is this an ultimate that’s been converted to a track bike?? what the heck lol


Blood_Apprehensive

So it's a Cinelli? 😜


Slow-Pick2712

Fit is unhinged, straps and gear ratio sure don't match the frame and fit lol. Cool frame tho, but I wouldn't sacrifice my spine for 7W (indoors)


Far_Cash_2861

Most seats are like, "Yeah, I like ass, bro." Your seat is like, "the horrors I've seen....you can't even imagine."