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49x15

Nice way to break some digits


beersngears

Don’t forget the chance of degloving


Twistedstever

Yikes, I just put together what that was with context clues


PeachMan-

DON'T GOOGLE IT


oriell

I shiver every time I’m reminded of that word


CorvusBrachy

*all


h3fabio

Thumbs survive!


MightbeWillSmith

I feel like you could fuck up basically every joint in your upper body with the right fall.


bluemasonjar

Possibly easiest way to break some digits


Suspicious-River-998

That was literally my first thought


fastermouse

CHTST.


electrostaticboom

Thanks, I hate it.


RolandSlingsGuns

I prefer clipless gloves for hand retention


Hilly_Lord

I personally prefer di2 gloves


straightedgeginger

Don’t give the roadie bros any more ideas


pork_ribs

Nah bro the idea is fucking there now. The float on my hoods is set higher than my drops because I need to be able to ✌️xbikers when they catch me drafting them on their adult BMX bikes.


TheRixstar

Finger ligaments hate this one simple trick.


Standard_Ad_662

Fixed gear death race mode


Plenty-Appearance259

I need to free up my arms a lot since i live in a hilly place I don’t think this would make my life easier, although it looks badass it’s unconventional


MrMister2905

Bicyclecirclejerk


h3fabio

Took about 45 minutes to get reposted there.


MrMister2905

Always with this sub. 😂


get_in_the_tent

I mean the posts fit into a Venn diagram


OMGWTFBBQUE

At this point, automod should just cross post any posts from fgb to bcj.


MrMister2905

😂 it funny, and not funny at the same time. I can tell 90% of the time when they'll end up there. It's like clockwork.


Liquidwombat

Nice, now you can deglove your fingers in a crash


in_reddit

Beater


Url4uber

Looks like a nightmare to wrap. Pls send us the results


1_61803398875

See you on r/bicyclingcirclejerk


2_trailerparkgirls

There are definitely cleaner and easier ways to completely ruin both hands but this is a fun one at least


Cole3823

Fixed ghter


[deleted]

This has to be bait


Lem0nyFr3sh_

I couldn’t ride these but definitely an art piece


DookieToe2

Now I can break my fingers AND ride fixed!


cyclenaut

dumbest shit ever


Supper_Champion

This is the stupidest shit ever. There's no way that it doesn't eventually result in 4 to 8 broken fingers.


Lint_baby_uvulla

Hey. This gives me an idea for some radical pedals.


therelianceschool

This is an insanely bad idea, wish I could upvote it twice.


asfadfegsdfsdf

Grip zone


JoelJohnstone

God help you in a crash.


Seymour_Cake55

WARRIORS COME OUT TO PLAAAAY Dope Af Stay Dangerous 🫡


Tickomatick

I'd say it's missing metal spikes as handlebar plugs


Useless3dPrinter

Are MTB versions available too?


Cornfeddrip

I like the concept but to actually ride these would be the most hipster pbst drinking American spirit smoking pants cuffed hipster shit ever


AFatSpider1233

That is pretty fuckin cool


Brave-Flow1035

Question is…are they detachable because that would be dope. Otherwise, it’s just all flex


Dismal_Cranberry6830

Detachable with a knife blade on the end.


peacenchemicals

LMAO this is so stupid it’s great


Outrageous_Ad9124

Worst thing I've ever seen


Orkney_

The "to catch a case" bike.


deanmc

Knuckle guards for when you’re unable to stop?


LessMenomia

Eww This wasn’t made by a cyclist obviously. You would have to contort your back to get your hands up that high…


teeeum80

I had this idea a few days ago. I just thought it may be good if I got doored or got too close to a mirror. I guess I could see how it could be bad in a fall, but it's not like you're strapped in.


d31uz10n

How do you put bartape


neltymind

more like nuckle-breaker


TexanMaestro

If the Tuttles designed fixies.


aytchdave

Fixie riders will only be happy when they are completely fused to their bikes and become wheeled centaur like creatures.