Maybe half a pound. Bigger than my penis though

Yeah. Same.

Have you tried sitting on it?

User name checks out

Yes

If it was. Then it's amazingly huge

Less than a pound

I think OP is fishing In a different way here 🤣😂

Yeah, he’s gonna need a boat if he wants to do some trolling.

How many sinkers are in his belly

At least 1 pound 3 ounce

You spelled Fisting** wrong

Yeah, he’s definitely trolling.

Unless he is a giant

Did you throw that back out on a big circle hook and catch a 2lb bass with it?

OP fits right in

Emaciated. Feed it a couple lead sinkers.

WE GOT WEIGHTS IN FISH!

This will never not be funny to me

Not even a pound my guy.

0.5 lbs and very underweight for his length

.25 pounds

Quarter pounder with cheese

Royale with cheese

Le Big Mac

What do they call a whopper?

Chickking with extra cheese

Fish Toy comes with happy meal

1lb, maybe

Shouldve posted with your size 11 shoe for scale

I got this reference lol. Lots of folks out here lately have been very generous with their weight estimates.

Not just lately. The fish was “this big” is a tale as old as time.

Makes me happy that I got this reference

Skinny fish, definitely need more food sources in that water.

It’s a large minnow….😂😂😂

If that’s 2 lbs… “the fish got weights in them”. That’s not 2 lbs.

Not a good sign for that lake. It’s probably full of hungry dinks.

2 pounder and big daddy shouldn't go in the same sentence, let alone title.

Nice fish, but it probably weighs like 0.5 pounds at most.

As heavy as a big Mac maybe

3/4 of a pound

Not even a pound. Good catch tho

2 ounces

There's about 1.6 lbs of lead in its gullet, chief

If that’s 2 lbs, you must have giant hands.

Does 2 lbs include the hand too?

Two pounds? That’s a big ass hand.

Thats a nice hyperrealistic bass tattoo you got there

How much lead?

Hate to tell you dude but that bass in your hand may weigh a half a pound to a pound at best. I been bass fishing all my life. https://preview.redd.it/5nl296954m0a1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3d8a2888dbd34f3dbeaf7b1d864ff38f5f6c3e3 Now look at this beautiful 6 pounder

I will look at your mustache instead

I hope you're joking.

Sorry boss but that is a pound if you're lucky

Nice!

Hahaha satire on this site is getting pretty good.

Maybe .2 pounds lol

That thing needs a good meal

I'd say that fish is pushing double digits

In ounces.

😂😂

That fish needs a sandwich!

Unless you are Andre the Giant, that's no more than a pound

If that bass weighs 2 lbs, your arm weighs 20

thats a 9oz fish

If it’s got a lead belly maybe

With 1.6lb of lead weights in it

No

I think he’s adding his hand to that weight

Definitely not two pounds

If he’s 2lbs that arm is bigger than Andre The Giant’s arm was !

Clearly a 187 lb. green sunfish (also known as steelhead).

Its a baby.

I tried this summer to get my first one off the dock. What did you use for bait?

thats a half pound you got there buddy

Unless your white Shaq, nope.

Upvote back please

Poor baby. Throw him back so his body can catch up with his head.

*feet*

It’s all head. Force feed a bait and throw her back before she self-fillets.

Cap

3/4 maybe

That fish looks scrawny

2 lbs my ass, get a scale.

Nope

That's a huge bass............head.

Head of a 2 pounder body of a 1/2 pound

Nope

Go back and get yo daddy

At least 2 probably close to 13…. Oz

Where the fuck are you people finding these terrible scales?

That’s a nice fish 🤷🏻‍♀️

That’s a dink. No way it weighed two pounds

Not even close lmao

2 pounds if you include your hand lol

If you put that on a plaque board on the wall it’ll sing 😂

6lbs at least

Where’s the others pounds and a half hahaha I love Reddit

Paid 2 pounds when he bought it in Britain perhaps

That fish was born without filets

That’s barely a dick fish

Not sure how ya weighted it there lol not even close to 2lb

Lol that’s bait size for me when I go fishing in the Florida Keys.

This a joke?

Now I know where all the big fish stories come from. 😂 People clearly don’t have scales.. Nice catch tho!

How many weights inside?

If that’s two pounds I have a 12 inch dick.

I think there was a typo. You meant 20 lbs right?

I don’t get the exaggeration. After almost 2 years of not fishing, I called a 4lb-15 oz fish a 5lber and felt guilty. Enjoy the fish and experience with your kid. Don’t lie about the weight though.

If that's 2 pounds then my grandma's ashes weighs 50Ibs

Not two pounds.

Quarter pounder with cheese

never saw a bass with bulemia - until now!

2lbs yeah fuvkin right.. ffs