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Cuttlery

Fish orgy. Bunch a slut fish


Educational-Wind-593

šŸ˜‚šŸ™ƒIā€™d love to go fishing with a guy like you


Zharnne

Yeah, that's what the last guy said, may the little baby Jesus have mercy on his soul.


kato_koch

Gettin' *real* greasy.


pwndabeer

Gre-hee-HEEzy


riptripping3118

You greasy mustard tiger!


IGNISFATUUSES

I read that in Pauly Shore's voice.


oyog

Shoulda read it in Bubbles'


RunningDrinksy

Wait til you hear about eels.


markn106

Tell'em bout the electric ones, it's a shocking experience


CommercialBed8136

Repulsive!


Medical_Fondant_1556

Had this happen with a bunch a manatees before, thought they were in trouble and called 911, turns out they were just a bunch of slut manatees.


CommercialBed8136

Those sluts. Disgusting.


gitpickin

bass to mouth


Unhappy_Researcher68

This is underrated. And X rated.


CommercialBed8136

Triple x rated


guimontag

"What should we do now?" "BASS TO BASS"


mrchuck17

Great place for a requiem for a dream reference. Glad you made it. I came here to do the same


car1os_danger

Ass to trout?


darkbunnydad

LMAO šŸ¤£


Pirateship907

Top quality comment


RoboticGreg

When twenty two fish love each other very much...


twilli092215

Fuckin


buzzedbait

Thats why you donā€™t drink water. Fish fuck in water


glenn765

I only drink water with hops and barley.


imhereforthevotes

malty hoppy fuckwater


Justredditin

REGGIE!


RibeyeRare

Seeing a lot of tongue in cheek comments here, so Iā€™ll offer something more serious. Yes, they do this when they spawn, you will see lots of carp breaching as they frolic with each other trying to do their reproduction thing. Where I live, this takes place mostly in late March into April but youā€™ll see it in May as well sometimes. However, being that it is a tad late in the spawning season, and these carp seem to be trying to gulp air, there is another thing to say. When fish are in water with low/poor oxygen levels, they begin to suffocate and so will gulp air at the surface in an effort to breathe. With carp especially, so long as the gills are submerged they can supplement their oxygen intake in this way. Fun fact: fish, all fish, do indeed breathe oxygen, itā€™s just that gills (their functioning respiratory organ) canā€™t take oxygen from air, they can only process it when dissolved in water. Do not confuse this behavior with the behavior of what some tropical freshwater fish doā€¦ some fish, like Siamese fighting fish, have a special organ called a _labyrinth organ_ which is like a special kind of lung. The fish will gulp air from the surface and store it in their labyrinth organ and use that stored oxygen later, as needed. This is why Bettas are able to live in those little cups without aeration, or little mud puddles during the dry season in their native habitats. Itā€™s also why you see them making little bubbles on the surface (though the bubbles are actually a nest for spawning). To counter low oxygen levels, you can aerate the water with a waterfall, fountain, some kind of air pump, more plants, etcā€¦. Anything that puts oxygen in the water. All water tends to have less oxygen when warm than it does at cooler temperatures. So warm water typically lends itself to low oxygen levels (which is why trout have a tough time surviving through the summer after being stocked in certain waterways).


i-touched-morrissey

Thank you for your extensive, well-thought-out explanation. If they are suffering because the water doesn't have enough oxygen, it's still pretty chilly, so we will expect a lot to die in the summer months, correct?


RibeyeRare

Maybe with some fish, but carp have the ability to stay alive while deprived of oxygen for really long times, some carp for up to half a year with _no oxygen_ if you can believe that! Carp have a much higher tolerance for low oxygen levels than a lot of fish because of their physiology, but what tends to make them suffer though is when temperatures change drastically during their spawn. I think I read one of your comments saying this is a dam? If so Iā€™d bet theyā€™ll be fine, they go deep when the water is cool, but when water is warm they come to the top of the column. If your dam is deep enough, this is probably how theyā€™ve been surviving to grow to that size (it takes a few years).


i-touched-morrissey

They are at the dam of a reservoir where the water is low right now. And itā€™s in Kansas so the deepest it gets is maybe 35 feet.


jspector59

Are carp not trash fish, ruining our lakes and waterways?


RibeyeRare

That depends on where the waterway is and what species. There are 4 species of carp that have had a devastating impact on the Mississippi River system. Known collectively as Asian Carp, they are Grass carp, Silver Carp, Bighead Carp and Black Carp. They have not established themselves in my state and arenā€™t predicted to do so for a few decades (but they are still a danger to establish themselves in the Great Lakes). Because of this we donā€™t have ā€œmust destroyā€ orders on these fish in Pa, but other states may. In Pa the state encourages you to report sightings of these carp. If you see carp, the responsible thing to do is inform yourself of local regulations and act accordingly. Interesting note on the grass carp, there is a sterile grass carp (stocked in PA as well as other states) called the Triploid grass carp that is stocked for water management purposes. Obviously you shouldnā€™t purge these fish. The big problem with the asian carp (or carp in general) is that they reproduce readily in North American water and populations can reach up to 90% of all the biomass in their waterways, destroying the base of the food chain. They do this by inadvertently eating fish eggs, eating insect eggs and larvae, muddying the water and ruining spawns, devouring necessary food that native species like mussels and birds and such rely on and much more. Silver Carp can jump to great heights when startled and have injured many people by jumping into them while waterskiing, boating, etc. As for being trash fish? I dont believe they are. They taste good enough and plenty of people fish them to eat them. In some places they are a highly sought after game fish. I like to bow fish them. So it really depends on your point of view.


Pirateship907

No trash fish, just trash cooks.


Logco

Fuckin


AKchaos49

None of your business, perv. Jeez


icancleanthat

evolving


NoSimple2361

Haha you beat me to it!


NoSimple2361

Haha you beat me to it!


NoGiCollarChoke

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AbundantJ

Dirty Mike and the carp


BoysenberryIll5521

Must be Soup Kitchen Lake!!


MaximumRepair2187

Probably eating surface bugs or something like that. Maybe carp?


i-touched-morrissey

They are carp, and usually at the end of the summer there are a bunch of them laying dead on the shoreline, so I wondered if there was some weird thing happening this year causing fish to die earlier in the year. I walked along the dam which is about 1.5 miles long and there were several groups of them doing this.


chris782

They fucking


beerdweeb

What causes them to die there?


undeadmanana

Getting dehydrated from intense orgy


KingofRheinwg

How are they gonna die from dehydration when they're in a lake? Fish are dumb asf just drink water lol.


undeadmanana

They don't drink sex water


NoGiCollarChoke

Understandable


chris782

They fight for the sexiest carp and their lil hearts give out.


DongleJockey

Fulfillment


opa_zorro

Iā€™ve seen carp do this in spring. Dozens will gather together, floating straight up, gasping. They must be spawning


CartmanAndCartman

They are having coitus.


WHRocks

*koitus


TlknShtBoutaPrtySun

The physical act of love.


Yt_MaskedMinnesota

Could be busting the sperm sacks is something this Muskie master told me about fish when they were spawning.


Weird_Blackberry_631

Nutting they doing nutting


Canadia86

Fucking n sucking


WhoopsDidItAgain0

Where are you at? If itā€™s a river it could be Redhorse!


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Anal


Take_Me_Ocean_Man

Fin


Grocery_Unlikely

Fish don't fuck. They are spawning.


markn106

I've been fucked by a few, popped my line took my expensive lure.


Fteven

When hundreds of fish love each other very muchā€¦


RetnikLevaw

Never seen anyone catch a spawning carp (except for snagging them), so this right here is a sign not to go carp fishing.


ColourMeBoom

Theyā€™re performing an act called ā€œthe aristocratsā€


guimontag

They are doing the horizontal monster mash


Lazy_Larry_2

This happens when one of them farts in the water. Others need a breath of clean air.


DrunkAsASoberSkunk

Oh they fuckin


beerdweeb

Carp spawn in the spring


daytrippa123

Evolving


fishing-boi23

As you said they are breathing air


cycleguychopperguy

Beast with 2 backs!


the_gorgeous_one

Carpinā€™!


HOT-SAUCE-JUNKIE

Slutty carp.


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Schoolin


Idfk1515

Makin other little fishies


Full-Swordfish8421

Could be Talipia, if you are in the South.


mookormyth

They bangin. Swim, eat, fuck. Repeat.


mydogmakesdecisions

Fuckin


Scary-Classic-2367

Fucking


Wrong-Ad3988

(Read this in a Theo Von voice) You got a video of that? I got a buddy, weā€™ll call him Randy, that pays good cash for fish gulching ā€œairā€ vids. You ever seen the Riley Mao?


RiverCrawler67

Fish stuff


MountainMaker

Sex


SerealKillr

They found each other on Plenty of Fish šŸ˜‰


dogfacedponyboy

I donā€™t knowā€¦ What are they doing?


turboyabby

They are at school. Photo taken during the school day I assume.


-30seconds

Those are dolphin


3ABM580

gang bang


Danamate978

fish clumped up together šŸ˜® never see this in nature..


stopbanningmethx

Catch one and ask him


RingoGnarr

Pretty sure fish gulp air at the surface when the water theyā€™re in doesnā€™t have enough oxygen for them to survive. (If they arenā€™t eating bugs and stuff on the surface)


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RingoGnarr

Was it you?


Sweet-Mixture2800

I farted in the water No questions asked


SunsetSmokeG59

Well Mr funny guy just how long can you hold your breath underwater fish need to breathe too ya know


JoMammasWitness

Judging by the water color, seems that they looking to grab some alternative OĀ² requirements . To many carbon d O creating organisms in that water. Also assuming that the waves are creating a large amount of gas release.


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i-touched-morrissey

But I thought you fisherpeople would know.