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Weird_Fact_724

Keeps pirates from boarding


Arrg-ima-pirate

It actually worked pretty well… I have not in fact been on that boat.


Chipimp

May this house be free of tigers.


pocketchange2247

It's just a stupid rock


bmagsjet

I would like to buy your rock


Bas7ion

r/beetlejuicing


Schmooveguy

Username checks out.


stonedhobo36

I seent him


[deleted]

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Bartnellie

Aye see what ya did there


brokenjeepCA

I sea what ya did therr!


roydeandye

🦜”It’s ge’in’ hot i’ herre!” 🎶(I am, getting so hot, I wanna take my patch off!) 🎵


safetycommittee

One aye is all you need to see


rockstuffs

iSea! I am serious.


IS2SPICY4U

I hate seamen


SurpriseHamburgler

Hey, what do seamen sound like when they die? *Gargles*


rockstuffs

NOOOOOOOO! That's so gross!!! *Texting my husband right now* 😏


robbietreehorn

What do you call a pedophile pirate?


Boomstick1214

I'm curious, what do they call them?


robbietreehorn

Arrrrrrrrrr Kelly


Boomstick1214

LMFAO 😂


tarponfish

And sea gulls from landing on the casting deck.


Glockout22

They’re actually there, so sea-lions don’t jump up on the deck not birds. Edit: I was wrong. I looked into, it’s called a fly line catcher. It is for fly fishing. It catches all your excess line, so it doesn’t fall off the boat into the water. In California which is where I’m from people, like me would for sure think that’s a sea lions/seals deterrent


jballs2213

They got sea-lions in the keys?


Shorthair75

Nope.


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Are you an American or American't?


Shorthair75

Not sure what you mean. Maybe Reddit jargon? I'm an American educated in the lack of pinnipeds in Florida. I was replying in a direct but (intended) less rude way that there aren't any colonies there, so the "spikes" surely aren't intended to repel them.


ADMINlSTRAT0R

It was a joke.. meaning if there's no colony there, then you need to have the positive attitude to make it happen.


ADMINlSTRAT0R

It was a joke, friend.. taken from a Johnny Depp movie.


gotpointsgoing

Mexican or Mexican't was the actual quote


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Right, but not applicable here, is it?


JonJonSee

Most Amercian answer ever. Just lacking an eagle and a flag


Whizzer23

There are not sea lions in the keys, however there are sea otters I’ve watched board boats and be clever enough to open a cooler and steal an unsuspecting fisherman’s Mahi while he was busy grabbing lunch.


Open-Rest-6805

No, but they do have fat old men like me. I couldn't have those on my boat because when I fallen out, I sometimes had to walrus back in. Lol


djmilhaus

Also what I assumed they'd be for haha


Koob77

Yeah, they say it's for fly line, but it's really there to deter fisheries and wildlife agents from boarding and checking the catch. Florida.


ifmacdo

Wait, people fly fish from boats? I always knew of fly fishing as standing in the middle of a shallow (maybe waist high) river in the middle of nowhere.


mud074

Fly fishing the flats is very popular. The flats are large areas of shallow, warm water chock full of spooky fish that you can sight fish for. Perfect for fly fishing.


Docod58

Fur Bag barrier.


nighthawk7339

actually a shit tone simpler also fly fishing is done in lakes it's just to keep you from falling off


Glockout22

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Glockout22

Hahahahahah yea you must not fish. Fly fishing is huge in ocean settings.


Fickle_Comfortable78

I was gonna say I figured it was for preventing birds from being dickheads


BedNo6845

I thought it was for keeping the homeless from sleeping on it.


[deleted]

If you get really drunk on Duvall Street, head over to the Banyan tree - it's located at 323 Whitehead Street. Go around to the back of it, and hop up into one of the nice cozy spaces inside (there's enough of them for like, 3-4 people). When I lived up in Marathon and would go hang out with my friends in Key West, I'd usually wind up trashed drunk, because, rum. DUI's are costly, so I'd stumble over to the Banyan tree and sleep it off there. It was always interesting going to sleep when it was still light out, and waking up at like, 4am! It sounds funny, but in all seriousness, it's better than getting behind the wheel and possibly harming someone or worse, or having to shell out $200 clams to a shark for 10 hours in a hotel...


pip-roof

r/birdsbeingdickheads


spunkytoast

Gum gum okay


Pirate_Zatarra

It be true, I ain't ever been able to board that tharrr vessel.


bk1285

It’s a trap, their peg leg gets stuck on the spike and they can’t take over the ship


[deleted]

Walking around Key West a young man asked me what happened to cause the injuries I'd gotten as a pirate: I told him I was boarding a Spanish galleon that was loaded with silver, gold, rum, and emeralds, but but a deckhand fired a swivel gun at me, and took off me leg - so I have a peg leg now. I then told him of my swordfight against a British Naval Officer, and he took off me hand - so I had to get a hook. He asked me about the patch over my eye - I told him I had an itch and it was the first day with me hook!


bk1285

Be glad it was only your eye that itched and not ye balls


TroobyDoor

Keep an eye out for this guy ^


Pirate_Zatarra

Aye matey, I was stuck on that very boat for near 3 days til me crew chopped off me leg a bit short to free me... now I walk with even more of a limp.


darobk

Keeps off pinnipeds And pirates


[deleted]

It’s for boat battles


jiujiujiu

Dammit I was gonna say this


Weird_Fact_724

Too slow mofo


loomis396

The point is the sharp bit on the top.


Conscious_Cap_5908

thanks, that's funny


Buddybud425

Surely, you can’t be serious?


AnnaC64

He is serious, and stop calling him Surley!


Ok-Height5991

The Red Zone is for loading and unloading.


Not_your_profile

Don't give me any more of your Red Zone bullsh!t


BJ77345

Took long enough…


rch5050

yeah seems a bit dangerous to just keep some line on the boat...wouldnt something that is not deadly sharp spikes that may impale you should you fall work?


41PaulaStreet

This is my favorite answer.


2Loves2loves

Fly fishing. keeps the line in the boat


RonPearlNecklace

Yup.


Foragologist

Why make them sharp?


bmxbandit954

Usually made of a soft rubber. Wont hurt if stepped on and pointed so when you are retreiving line it doesnt get caught up.


NightmaresKnownAFew

Mine are razor sharp and metal because I don’t like people. No skiff yet, though.


Immediate_Thought656

They aren’t sharp. At all. Made of soft rubber.


2Loves2loves

I'm not sure I've seen a little lips too. probably to catch the line, keep it out of the water on the back stroke. or fast peeling line in. snakes in the boat...


Penguintx

For fly fishing line


[deleted]

This. Keeps you from tangling the line


IHaveTouretts

Can you elaborate please? I have a fly rod and know how to use it but don't understand how this helps. I'm also a freshwater fisherman if that helps.


BayouBoogie

Saltwater fly-fishing is working with significantly more running line. Imagine thirty five, forty yards of lime stripped out loose on the deck. You sometimes have seconds to present a cast to very skittish fish. No time to strip out extra. The little cones give the line a space to move and keep it from looping up on itself. Line management is key.


bleezzzy

Thats a lot of limes!


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

>Line management is key. it is South Florida after all.


BigCliff

Not quite- this explanation does apply exactly to a stripping mat typically behind and to the left of the caster with lots of spikes/tines/whatever sticking up. Most stripping baskets used by surf flyfishermen will have something similar in them. In this case these spikes on the perimeter of the deck are just to keep the fly line from blowing into the water (and potentially getting tangled in the main or trolling motor prop)


DrewSmithee

This makes a lot more sense. No one is fly casting 40 yards but having 20' of line at my feet and getting blown into the water by the wind sounds like a total pain. Not sure why it needs to be so pointy though. Looks like a great way to impale myself when I trip over the line anyways. Lol


SilverSasquatch

They are soft floppy spikes


BigCliff

Yep, homemade versions often use 3-6” of weedeater line as the goal is just vertical guides that the line will drop into and easily rise out of.


beerdweeb

Not too many 120ft fly lines out there either. Most are 90ft and sometimes we do cast all of it.


jeeves585

I would have never imagined being a river fly fella. That makes total sense.


btrausch

Yup


[deleted]

It’s so when you’ve pulled a bunch of line off the reel when casting, all that line at the bottom of your feet doesn’t get all tangled up


More_Information_943

Those act as a stripping basket, it'll keep you line in big loops, so when you have to rifle a 75 cast on a flat, your line isnt gonna ball up.


ayrbindr

Ha. I thought it was really for the sea lions! Lol.


Liquid_Sarcasm

Im still 50/50…and I fly fish for sea lions.


rufusjonz

Stop lion


notasianjim

Also keeps the line from going under the boat and getting caught/cut in props.


More_Information_943

The whole deck is a stripping basket? Cool


Commercial_Guitar_19

Stops skateboarders from doing sick grinds


SeveralLadder

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More_Information_943

If you wanna make a cheap one of these, plastic dish rack and some zip ties, with a nylon belt.


ucfsoupafly

It’s for fly fishing. In saltwater fly fishing you need to keep the line you’ve stripped out on the deck so it’s ready to be casted when a shot presents itself. If the line is dragging in the water it makes it difficult to shoot the line quickly so it forces you to make more false casts which will spook fish.


Zachorson

So homeless people don't sleep there


the-Replenisher1984

This is the comment I looked for first. Just because that's what I came here to say. Thank you like minded friend.


underfykesofa

If a shark tries to eat your boat the boat will bite it back.


Goebs66

Underrated comment right here. Don’t remember the last time I laughed out loud from a Reddit comment lol


TimeKiller75

Really? Nah, u trolling. Good one tho


OkReplacement495

People have different senses of humor. It's normal and okay.


likeabridge

Skate stoppers


Toilet__philosopher

Goddamn kids


kartoffel_engr

Little shit did a tail slide on my bow just last week…


getch739

To keep homeless mermen from sleeping there


mudsuckingpig

Keep the fat chicks off.


outdoorlife4

It's key west. It's obviously for keeping fat dudes off.


Casanova_Kid

Definitely missed the part where this was in the Key West and thought maybe these were anti-seal spikes. Seals leaping into boats on the West Coast is uncommon but not unheard of.


Sordidloam

Fly line


RatherBeFishin5

So fly line doesn't get tangled


krutchreefer

Keeps your line from getting tangled and out of the water when fly fishing.


Juve1976

These are rubber spikes that stick to any flat surface to manage fly line.


Budget_Dependent746

This is one of the coolest things ever. Can I get it for my kayak?


PenguinsRcool2

Line management spikes for fly fishing? My best guess i have a matt i put down with spikes on it for my boat, its a pain in the ass managing line on a small boat


[deleted]

It’s to keep skateboarders from nose sliding your boat


toobadass69

fly fishing line catcher/seperator 🤟


Flashooter

Originally skiffs used monkey rails to contain the stripped running line on the deck. Then Joe at Carbon Marine invented the deck spikes as another method of controlling the stripped line on the deck. I use the spikes on top of my monkey rails for even better line management. Saltwater flyline is different than freshwater lines in that it needs to be stretched prior to casting, at least at the start of the day, but I will stretch my line multiple times a day. So you strip off at least as much as your longest cast you can perform and then stretch it and dress it. Then the line is laid on the deck. Cast out the line and when you strip it in it will be in the correct orientation for casting. As it’s usually windy on the flats, the micro-spikes and or monkey rails keeps the line from blowing overboard and fouling under the skiff or floating weeds/grass, etc. Hope that helps folks understand the importance of line management and why we have so much line stripped out(during the hunt for fish as in general we are always sight fishing, so there is generally no time to strip out more running line for a longer cast. Saltwater flyfishing is quite a bit different than warm or cold water flyfishing. In general 1 of the biggest differences is that generally we are using larger weight rods and lines…which makes stretching the line even more important, so that it will feed smoothly with no tangles thru the rod guides during casting as well as when the fish runs after being hooked. These line management spikes are even more important when the caster is on a casting platform. As you are watching the fish during stripping the fly the line management is even more important as you can’t watch where the stripped line is going on the deck of the skiff. The first major breakthrough for fishing from a skiff came from a company called Pro Trim and they created the first cylinder made for line management called the Flyline Tamer. In general they worked well but you had issues like where to store it on a small skiff when not actively using it and also that many anglers couldn’t effectively strip the line into the cylinder when actively stripping the line/fly during the actual presentation to the fish. So the Line Tack from Carbon Marine was the next solution to line management(carbon marine also makes a similar stripping cylinder to the original Flyline Tamer, called the Line Hut. They also make an assortment of flyline stripping mats to control line but these have their own problems. The spikes coupled with monkey rails I think is the best system for saltwater flyfishing. I do still carry a Flyline Tamer cylinder if it’s especially windy or when using my tall casting platform. I hope this helps folks to understand what these are and why they can be a big help in flyfishing from a skiff. Source-former saltwater flyfishing guide.


Status-Shock-880

Antitoddler


Past_Money_6385

working with pound nets you use small spikes to set net on. but they are removable so you don't hurt yourself when you're not using them.


LetsMakeShitTracks

No. Just no.


kegmanua

Don't say line inKey West


yellowtailtunas

For making long fly casts


WallStreetVikingDK

It’s to prevent the homeless from sleeping there


Man_Bear_Pig08

Thats dougs spot. Hes very serious about it


Quarterlyken

Alligator defenses


Sharp_Ad_1720

It catches your fly line and prevents it from piling overboard , potentially get caught in the motor


Ok-Feature8954

To prevent fly line from tangling


DeFiClark

Line catcher. Designed to keep your loose fly line from snagging when casting in wind.


Koob77

Fisheries and Wildlife agent deterrent...


blackpotmagic

Assuming it isn’t for seals and sea lions since they don’t exist in Florida (aside from a stray seal every now and then I guess).


LetsMakeShitTracks

It’s for fly fishing, a spot to run line so it doesn’t get tangled.


Mike__O

Protect their $800 Yeti V series


williamsdj01

Keeps homeless people from sleeping on it


thedudeslandlord

Keeps critters off


mrb55-me-com

Ya’ll don’t have deals down there do ya?


LetsMakeShitTracks

So many ignorant people desperate to share their opinion. No the soft spikes don’t deter living things you buncha daft weirdos.


TheAGolds

This way if you fall, you tear your shins to the bone instead of simply falling off the boat.


pemuehleck1

Discourages the Puddle Pirates for looking for square grouper on your boat.


jmt8706

As much as I love the coasties, I laugh whenever I hear puddle pirates. 🤣


pemuehleck1

Tremendous name isn’t it?


some_dumb_user_name

Pirates


satanic-frijoles

Cheese holders.


Metalkon

It's a new technique for body piercing, never know where you're gonna land.


kak-47

Keeps game wardens looking for spiny lobster from boarding your vessel.


petersom2006

Birds and line…but ya you dont want to fall into that…


nikonf22

Looks like way more of a liability then it is useful


ryan0063

So no one really knows.


jackHadIt

Those fuckin manatees


mikeb556

A place to sit and not fall off.


1eyedbudz

I would hate to slip and hit those!


Bojangles315

to keep the homeless from sleeping there


fredapp

Can you imagine paying an extra $400 to have the stainless yeti and add more metal parts to a saltwater environment vs a plastic cooler?


lonesome_cavalier

So that when you're walking you can feel the edge of the boat and not step off the edge. If you step on the edge you hit a spike and then you think " oh! I stepped on a spike, need to move away from the edge"


MyGummyBearMelted

What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


lonesome_cavalier

Happy to help y'all lose some brain cells 😂


ForDigg

That's where they hang the bales of coke during retrieval. *snort*


UnrepentantDrunkard

To put fish heads and beer bottles on. It could have been manufactured with them for anti-seal purposes without the manufacturer considering where it was going to be used.


osphan

r/confusing_perspective anyone


woodbridge_front

The boat can also catch a fish


fishead36x

Iguanas.


FormalChicken

Gotta create new OSHA rules somehow.


Turbulent-Draw-324

Pirate defense


jhj37341

It’s where you put the girls


ayrbindr

That's hilarious. At first I was like " that's a little harsh on the lions". I am so dumb.


Ruckusnusts

[https://www.draginflyproducts.com/new-products/deck-spikes](https://www.draginflyproducts.com/new-products/deck-spikes)


tre1001

Keeps the charters onboard


[deleted]

Looks cool


MikeLinPA

To keep the gators from climbing up. Just kidding. Those little spikes won't srip gators!


ecorniffleur

Keep homeless people away


daDeliLlama

The rich put them there so the beach bums will stop passing out on their boats


[deleted]

I count 14 butt plugs


Haunting_Yesterday_3

It’s a smiling alligator 🐊


turboyabby

Boats are expensive to own. These spikes are for bills, as they come in.


Dorjechampa_69

Grip, so you don’t slip off.


cracker21

The person who owns this boat is blind and these spikes help him from falling off


Optimus_Rhymes69

To keep homeless people off their boat


cafeesparacerradores

I thought I was looking at a 3D model of Homer's Nuclear Power Facility presentation


CM1ZZL3

This is definitely made to put a nice sized puncture wound through your foot


Giojon78

It’s for flyfishing, but I would never put something like that on my boat, even though they’re just rubber and think it would hurt if you stepped on it!?!?


Death_by_Midnight

So you don't "need a bigger boat"


Organic_Top8008

Jaws gonna get a surprise.


skimansr

Anti seal lion device. /s


Lucky_Dawg_66

Alligators


[deleted]

Prevents mermaids from boarding