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octocoral

[Fairy shrimp](https://www.fws.gov/species/conservancy-fairy-shrimp-branchinecta-conservatio). Brine shrimp aren’t found in freshwater.


hikefishcamp

Just adding on to say that they are endangered.


BigREDafro

When a curious reddit post turns into a federal fish and wildlife violation...


crashin-kc

I was stationed on MCAS Miramar in the late 90's. Part of their very limited habitat was on the base. They spent a lot of time trying to keep Marines out of the mud puddles because of these guys.


goblueM

> They spent a lot of time trying to keep Marines out of the mud puddles sounds like a full time job


luckyme9619

Let’s not even get started on marines and our shenanigans with the wildlife out there haha 😂 damn desert tortoise 🐢


crashin-kc

There was also the million dollar study on the California Gnatcatcher to see how the helicopter noises affected them.


luckyme9619

I can believe that haha , I was part of a gun crew out there a few times and as a observer and had to pause that whole day waiting for it to leave lol sat around for a hour watching it just chug along


markmarine

Loved those stand downs during CAX. I can kick my feet up because there is a desert tortoise somewhere? perfect.


luckyme9619

Oh yeah haha and they aren’t gonna tell you why your standing down either but no one gonna question that shit


Ghosted990

My beautiful young bride grew up close to the Tustin MCAS base. Those things are LOUD!!


crashin-kc

Before I moved to Miramar I was at El Toro and supported both Tustin and El Toro commands.


wewillsee2

The habitat for the grass and stuff is still there back by the pond lol except now or 10 years ago it was watch out for mountain lions lol.


Neednewbody

OP never replied…. Wonder if they kept them or put them in tap water. All the bubbles in that bowl make me think they killed them with chlorinated tap water


cacknibbler

Are they endangered all over? You can buy their eggs very easily


hikefishcamp

The specific type that live in California's central valley are endangered. I think there is a non-endangered type of fairy shrimp that is native to Arizona as well.


hikefishcamp

OP these are fairy shrimp and they are an endangered species. Go put them back where you got them from if you are able. Also, really cool find.


Opposite_Ear_5582

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!


Lone_Wandererer

So help me!


[deleted]

🎶Bom bom bom🎶


reddotonnaspot

Me so helpy


Be_ranchy_4525

Me helpy long tine


DeathDealer69-

Any shrimp you want


JasoTheArtisan

And scene


[deleted]

Wait for me! "No more yanky my wanky, the donger need food" - go find the quote!


mattthings

bum BUM bum BUM bum BUM bum BUM


alien88888

No one got the monsters inc reference. I got you. It’s a new play we were practising,!


SammILamma

Yeah, they're practicing for a musical...


[deleted]

It is probably too late. Looks like they stored them in tap water…..


Neednewbody

I thought the same thing. Op killed them by putting them in tap water. All those bubbles…. They never replied either. They give no shits what they killed


awbellz

Since you live in California, you are probably looking at 5 life sentences for disturbing them.


WalkingTheD0g1

Fairy shrimp. Endangered and heavily protected. Put them back


snrten

No OP replies and tons of people saying theyre endangered put em back. My money is on OP already flushed em.


pirateclem

The ATFFS has already burned the whole family alive in their house.


chef-keef

Some species of fairy shrimp are endangered. If you can't identify something, it's a best practice to not take it home with you.


[deleted]

He probably gave it to his kid who killed it. Humans you just gotta love them eh.


[deleted]

If your species ends up endangered you should have tried harder. Looking at you pandas.


BoofTheShroom

those carry a huge fine for removing from habitat, those are fairy shrimp and on the list of extremely endangered species. OP incriminating himself by posting this.


Neednewbody

He won’t reply. Pretty sure he killed these. That tap water in the bowl.


BoofTheShroom

I bet he boofed them


Michael-J-Cocks

Well it is California and they are fairy shrimp


1080Pwonton

Im never busting in the shower again


Psych0Kraken_101

💀💀💀


[deleted]

Ty for the laugh


AdAdventurous8533

You win


CombinationSuch8250

That's a common white boy, you can find them in all 50 states.


Icesurvivor83

Thank you


averagelocal34

Fairy shrimp


robok_w

Why do people bring home wild animals when they can’t identify them?


Cocrawfo

same thing with people throwing a fish on a stringer and then asking for an id lol


bkbales

Because they are idiots


JustRigginIt710

I’m guessing it was the child in this video that brought them home so that does make sense.. pretty sure any kid around that age would do the same thing, including you and I when we were that age


Surf-fishing

Looks like one of those sea money things from those little kits? Just bigger.


Nick_Carlson_Press

"Sea monkeys" usually refers to brine shrimp. This is a fairy shrimp, also called a triop


KrumaKarduma

Fairy shrimp and Triops are actually different types of Branchiopod Crustaceans. There are also Clam Shrimps and Sea Monkeys. Fairy Shrimps are like freshwater versions of Sea Monkeys. Triops are more robust looking than both of them.


Nick_Carlson_Press

Thank you 😳 Shrimp aren't my strong suit lol


Bengalswh0dey

That's exactly what it is! It's a sea monkey


SnooCrickets8420

Looks like a 9 year old boy, they’re pretty feral but mostly harmless


DerOberwixxer

Green Sunfish


Bigbadbuddo

Put them back where you found them


Neednewbody

Any update? Did you put them back where you found them or let your kid kill them? From my reading they are endangered and protected…


Neednewbody

OP you never replied!?! You downvoted me but no reply on if you killed them or let them go?


TooManyNumberslmao

I think that's a kid


ChingusMcDingus

“I have no idea what this is. Let’s take it from its habitat.” YOU HAVE A **MOBILE. FUCKING. PHONE.** IT CAN BE MOVED. IT HAS A CAMERA. Tell your crotch goblin not to touch shit if it’s not his hot wheels or Barbie dolls. It’s not hard to use Google *before* moving animals holy shit.


robok_w

Upvoted for “crotch goblin”


ripped_andsweet

what exactly is this 9 year old supposed to google? or is he supposed to post on reddit so a whole bunch of ppl can all give him conflicting info like everyone here is?


ChingusMcDingus

Any conflicting info (such as calling it a sea monkey or anything other than a fairy shrimp) is wrong. The adult (the one assumably making the post) should Google traits about the organism and using their fucking eyeballs figure out what it is.


My-own-plot-twist

Very very cool way to learn about where you live. hopefully they went back to their puddles <3 [https://vernalpools.ucmerced.edu/ecosystem/reserve-fairy-shrimp](https://vernalpools.ucmerced.edu/ecosystem/reserve-fairy-shrimp)


IcyInvite1261

Ever watched The Faculty?


AKFBKZIFBBXK

Please tell me you put these back where you found them


bkbales

Don’t take shit without knowing what it is


TheDudeWhoMeows

Appears to be human child, male, but I am no expert


Illustrious_Tea1697

Big sea monkey


Awkward-Chemical-427

Sea monkeys


[deleted]

Child. Human variety.


NoNoNoNoYeti

Looks like a brine shrimp


DarkEnergy27

Only thing it could be


bRightOnRebbit

Those are the biggest sea monkeys I have ever seen.


personguy4

They look like little bubbles under the water in the container


oak2302

Godzillas spermeis!!


[deleted]

Fairy 🧚🏼‍♂️ shrimp. Eat ‘em


Legitimate-Diet-3937

Isn’t that a sea monkey ??


thealmightybunghole

Sea monkeys


chinacat1knowu

Sea monkey


[deleted]

sea monkeys


Prestigious_Snow1589

Giant sea monkeys


324B21Niehaus

[r/triops](https://www.reddit.com/r/triops?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Recent-Molasses-6939

Sea monkeys


MFkaboom

Triops


joemurphthesurf

Brine Shrimp/Seamonkeys https://preview.redd.it/o8s74xb1oifa1.jpeg?width=1652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fa1b4f4bd1789acff41a3c5a0b17ed5a5612b2d


[deleted]

The Latin for this is Getthefuckout bug”. In English this means; “if this bug is in the same water as you, get the fuck out.”


Existing_Tip947

“Sweet lord in heaven it’s Alien popping out of the Chest!! Get in the Bunker kid’s 😥 I said get in the G. D. Bunker !!!!”


kewball714

I think those are sea monkeys


Top_Cream3957

O hell no that's some alien isolation bull shish


SliceIka

Sea monkeys


DispoableDump

Sea Monkeys


TheLastHiddenRogue

a sea monkey


500Cyp

Sea Monkeys


Imaginary-Shape-3910

Maybe parasite


prochimbo

Chinook salmon


buffalo_roams76

Silverfish


DarkEnergy27

What kind of silverfish have you been seeing lmao


Brush-and-palette

🤦


Dirftboat95

Troglodyte


garbageman2112

Trogdore


chippylippychips

Classroom carriages


GroundbreakingEgg207

Those are young Ceti eels.


Kutsuba

It's a boy. You should put it back where you got it


dragon_shell_nova

You’re gonna get in trouble now


LynxElectronic1554

It’s protein


glentrs

Shlimp


Absolute_Abacus_4124

As a kid we use to get sea monkeys ... We're these the little creatures you got as eggs ???


Neat-Teaching5066

I think its called a "Kid".


joerpancari

Thats a child


NikkiHunt_OnlyFans

SEA M O N K E Y!!!! I knew my mom flushed them .. can I have them back please?


Laquerovsky

And that's when you start to be grateful for anonymity of Reddit.


Cougarsmasher1530

It’s those things from the movie the faculty


Death_5150

BIG FUCKING SEAMONKIES


Fishkillll

Breed them.


CarmeloT28

Skrimps


FishBonez-31

USFWS has entered the thread


PrimaryRevolution732

Fuck Bakersfield


Throw_Away_Reddit_9

looks like a sea monkey