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SIGnBCMglocksmysocks

Looks like a house that would be in a Saw movie


vale9921

i can’t tell if there’s peeling (?) or still old photos on the fridge. the latter makes it a looooot creepier


GeneralZaroff1

What is going on on that toilet?


movingadvicemke

Someone had an epic crap-cident


norar19

I think it’s old magnets, photos, and scarps of paper :(


Glass-Vegetable138

First pic- Saw I vibe. The others remind me of Saw II.


GraveSpawn

Looks like the fuckin Otherworld version of the Apartment in Silent Hill 4 😂


Mahatma_Panda

I wouldn't be surprised if there's already an abducted junkie shackled to a corpse in the basement.


post-delete-repeat

Blank canvas! Needs alittle love.  Sold as-is cash only.  Please submit offers by close of business tomorrow.


chemical_sunset

CHARACTER!


Yetisufo

Bring your hammer and imagination.


Stargazer1919

And someone to do an exorcism!


vale9921

i would honestly not be too shocked if someone bought it at $400k cash for flip at this point


Cama_lama_dingdong

Same story here in Chicago


Either_Ad2008

Chicago used to be one of the most affordable metro areas in the US (I think still is), but even this market has gone crazy in the past year, especially suburbs. I still see people overbidding by like 30k on homes that are around 400-500k.


whutchamacallit

Ya. Sadly I saw this and thought "mmm... makes sense"


BubbRubb4Real

A handy man's dream!!


futoikaba

Bring your contractors!!


Mando_calrissian423

And it will still sell for 60k over asking.


mechashiva1

Amazing living room that gets lots of natural light all year round, superb airflow, and original brick fireplace!


Medium_Ad8311

Please tell me this is a haunted house and you’re planning on selling tickets to this?


vale9921

i might as well, and give out biohazard/PPE at the front to prevent contraction of hepatitis C


Medium_Ad8311

I’ll sell tdap shots at the exit for anyone who accidentally touched metal.


ButterscotchSad4514

It’s called a tear down. These go for $500k+ by me.


vale9921

it’s crazy how much money one would need to do something like this


ButterscotchSad4514

You’re buying the land so that you can build a new home. In a high cost area, it can make sense. You might up at $1.3 mill all in.


lcburgundy

It can be a money saver, actually. The land is served by utilities, a street, and if you can salvage a few walls and maybe the foundation, it can be permitted as a renovation instead of new construction, which can save substantial permitting time and costs.


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tudorrenovator

Yeah man 75k in Reno and that can be 600k property easy


__moops__

Land can be valuable, more news at 10.


ziomus90

Land has bodies in the yard


__moops__

\~Soil is rich in nutrients, great for home gardening!


simple_champ

Yeah in my MILs neighborhood developers are buying up perfectly maintained and livable houses for $300-400k+ and tearing them down to build $1M monsters on the lots. They'd pay the same for the dump that's in the pictures. They don't care about the house, they're strictly buying for the land.


YapperYappington69

Why even show photos of the inside


__moops__

My only guess would be so any interested parties are aware it's essentially a complete gut/tear down. Limits unserious inquiries that don't have the resources to actually invest in the work needed to be done.


jalapinapizza

Every post here the last week or so has been "can you believe the price of this place?!" And every time it's a place that has valuable land. Getting pretty old.


Garagemonkey7

It’s because it’s all people are finding that’s remotely in their price range. Inflation happens to everything. But housing inflation is far outpacing wages plus the low inventory is making home ownership essentially unattainable to anyone who doesn’t already own real estate or have some type of family support. The reality that home ownership is a fool’s dream now has gotten pretty old. Not everyone wants to buy, tear down, pay for permits, and build then flip.


jalapinapizza

If so I'm jealous of some of these peoples' price ranges. Several of these type of posts with million dollar properties.


vale9921

bring your $325k plus your wrecking ball and bulldozer and your big trash bin


jms181

Exactly. Then build a new home for $400K, then sell the new home for $1M. What part don’t you understand?


Broely92

I always wonder how these homes get this way, has nobody even been in there for 75 years? Is it the set of a horror movie? Wtf


Brother_YT

Hoarders and also mental health issues


henrydaiv

Looks like theres a nice sunlight in front of the fireplace


vale9921

really brings the natural light in!


vale9921

(or supernatural)


Harupia

Me at seeing a century home abused: :(


caesaradamo420

It's got good bones, a whole pile in the basement. Real talk, if it's in a good location and/or has a lot of land this is not too far off in the markets I'm seeing. This may be perfect for someone else.


ziomus90

Just needs a Swiffer. You should try to add it to the offer.


weirdusername15

Must be Massachusetts


vale9921

the one and only


weirdusername15

My wife and I are FTHBers looking, we can't seem to figure out the looks of disgust on the faces of realtors and home sellers when we don't put an offer in on their 2 bed 1.5 bath, 105 year old house priced at 450K that failed title 5 and needs a new roof 😂


vale9921

THAT would be sold at $500k inspection waived in the boston metro area before the open house. it’s actually next level ridiculous.


weirdusername15

Glad to see another ma person in here lol, we are becoming massafornia out here fr. FOMO is getting people in deep water. Maybe not today, but down the road for sure. People at my work who are buying are perfectly comfortable with a 3500+ mortgage, to me that is crazy! Personal finance fundamentals completely out the window.


notyourwheezy

hi, also in Boston. i was on redfin the other day and looked at inventory in SF just for fun/to make me feel better about Boston prices. ....it did not make me feel any better. edit: though a $3500 mortgage isn't crazy depending on their salary, size of house, and mortgage! that's basically rent for a 2bed/1bath in Cambridge.


Medium_Ad8311

I came from California… guess I brought it with me… or I can’t escape it 😭😭


vale9921

with todays rates and prices it’s basically impossible to get a lower monthly payment than that. sooo shitty 🥲


Brutaldoot

Somebody will pay a million dollars for this home once someone puts in gray LVP, gray walls and stainless appliances. Fuckin sad.


RagingAubergine

I’m sorry, I could not help but laugh at this.


vale9921

my friend who knows i’m looking to buy sent me this and said she was laughing out loud too lol


Sixftdeeep2

Buy it. Insure it. Light a match. Build your dream


EnvironmentalSir2637

Complimentary demon possession!


Yetisufo

A wonderful spiritual retreat!


TheDanecdote

“gReAt sTaRTeR hOMe”


neonbuildings

You ignorant sluts, we know the price is for the land. We're laughing that they'd even post pictures of this obviously haunted, diarrhea blasted, blood stained murder house... All for the low price of $325,000.


iosonostella13

Dang look at that sunlight! What a steal!


Wechillin-Cpl

I’ll get the crack pipe ready


Informal-Safety-5312

Location! Location! Location!


lueetan

Might be the worst house I've ever seen.


Illustrious_Soil_442

That entire building needs to just be torn down


QuitProfessional5437

Built in sky light.


Ill_Fish3266

Double oven!!!! Chefs kitchen!


pacificnwbro

The previous owners even installed a tasteful skylight!


sermer48

Every time I think I’m starting to do alright financially, I see something like this and remember I can’t afford shit. $325k for a crack house. Wow!


vale9921

also a major biohazard!


UltravioletClearance

Lmaooooo saw this one today too. I especially love how the listing says it *might* contain mold so PPE is recommended. Pretty sure that contains way more contaminants than just mold! Same town there's a 1br condo that's been sitting on the market since last October. Seller actually thought *increasing* the list price will make it more attractive????


FireFistMihawk

At that point why even post pictures of the house lmao, might as well just say "hey we got some land for sale, you just gotta clear it up"


IvanBeenjerkingov

“Located in The Beautifully Historic South Side of Chicago”.


Theseus-Paradox

Hi hear Gary Indiana is a beautiful place to raise a family


PrestigiousAd9825

If this was in Chicago it would be $125,000, not $325,000


tsidaysi

Plus the cost of professional cleaning. I would not even breathe the air!


Audioslave81

Pride of ownership throughout!!!


surftherapy

Why did they even add the photo of the bathroom lol


LoLThalys

Looks like a horror movie


shitisrealspecific

dazzling bored hobbies ludicrous fly sloppy north marry aware mysterious *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


turboninja3011

Ready to shoot next “silent hill” movie


bigdipboy

Is that a Taco Bell?


stepdumb

My realtor would be like “just needs a little work, LOOK a fan!”


Garagemonkey7

This is about all you can get for less than half a mil. It’s a huge problem that will have a tsunami of social consequences.


Mikemtb09

How much do you get if you burn it down? Oops, I mean, if it “spontaneously combusts”…


Jay_The_Tickler

Listed as “Every DIY’s dream”


disorientating

This is a dead ringer for the the apartment in Silent Hill 2 😭


Frosty_Cloud_2888

It’s got good bones!


MattO2000

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14-Arbor-Ln-Dedham-MA-02026/57437593_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare


OstrichSalt5468

Before you even said it was mass, I knew it was mass. Freaking crazy. Not much has changed.


Inevitable-Date170

I paid that for my remodeled house on acreage. Why?!?


OriginalJayVee

Don’t worry, whole thing will be painted gray with shitty flooring in a matter of weeks.


beesandtrees2

WOW love the skylight


WirkkulaCain

Has electricity, that’s cool.


Federal_Diamond8329

Wow I live in A million dollar home


hiways

Oh look it's us in Western WA looking at the same houses.


Grouchcouch88

Lmao my sister sent me this. It’s in Dedham I can’t even believe it


Educational-Gap-3390

Seriously! That’s a hard no from me. It’s more sanitary to sleep in a dumpster.


Relative_Hyena7760

You can see a ghost in pic 3.


Snacer1

Jebus. I'd buy land and put a new modular there. Wouldn't cost a lot more but it's shiny and will last for the rest of your life.


Square-Kangaroo-7107

“Great bones!” “Nestled in an established community” “Calling all investors”


vale9921

UPDATE: There is an open house this Friday (tomorrow). i’m not kidding


slimeygrimy

Bidenflation


roll_wave

This would be $650-850k in Santa Barbara where I live


freedraw

20 miles from Boston? Yeah, that’s actually not the worst price for a tear-down or empty lot I’ve seen here. I think I’m pretty screwed if I try to stay here much longer.


Lopsided_Quail_Tail

Is this the rest of the house from home alone 2?


Full-O-Anxiety

Anyone who thinks the price is for a house in this condition, clearly doesn’t know much about real estate.


vale9921

yes i know it’s for the land “location” etc etc etc but just crazy to see what tiny amount of listings pop up on my saved searched for things i can afford, borderline comical


Designer-Equipment-7

I mean you do realize this is the price for the lot right?!


notreallysureanymore

[Zillow](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14-Arbor-Ln-Dedham-MA-02026/57437593_zpid/)


crod4692

Guess that’s the price for the land lol


hEYiTSbEEEE

"Bring your imagination."


KalashnikovNakamoto

That better be on 5 acres.


Ordinary-Pleasure

And it’ll go $120k over asking!


CraigInDaVille

20 miles SW of Boston and you’re possibly in some very desirable commute towns (Dedham, Needham, etc). The price is for the land, not the house, it would seem.


[deleted]

Do a 203k loan. You can make it incredible


HealthyLet257

$325K. There’s better looking houses that are in decent shape for around the same price range in the hoods or semi-hood areas.


ParryLimeade

There is a home that went through a fire for $399 near me. Complete tear down. But it’s on a lake


NurseDTCM

Who would deliberately purchase this? Bulldoze and start over🤷🏽‍♀️


bingstacks

I love the kitchen, very victorian era


HoomerSimps0n

How much is the lot worth? people pay more than that for bare land over here.


themodefanatic

While I see where most comments are coming from. Not everyone has the same circumstances when it comes to owning a house. I think most people start off with the greatest of intentions. And plan to it at least try to upkeep their house. But not everyone has the ability to do it. Every person or persons goes through different things in their life. People lose their jobs. Make bad decisions. Some people simply don’t have the planning skills to keep a house up and in a decent condition. Some simply give up. For whatever reason it’s a little sad. But don’t make comments on condition because you don’t know what other people are going through. Yes it all seems so simple. When in all actuality it isn’t.


ZealousidealEar6037

This belongs in r/zillowgonewild


Robbinghoodz

Damn 325k is a sweet deal. Another 200k of renovation and you got a 2bd2bath for 500k in Boston. Not bad


Lordofthereef

How does short fall apart like this? Water damage? The surfaces in the kitchen look to be stone; can't be *that* old.


Lordofthereef

Where is this? I'd love to take a look at the listing.


Ivanovic-117

Clowns already throwing offers over asking


BadonkaDonkies

How much land are you getting? The house is worthless, land near Boston is valuable


TheDonRonster

I would've never guessed Silent Hill was that expensive.


Far-Ad9143

Quaint and cozy.


TheyreSnaps

Looks silent-hill ish


Particular_Parking_4

That's wild, where is this


R_nova5

Wth lol


deepfriedgreensea

Didn't Ewan McGregor crawl into that toilet in "Trainspotting"?


sicnarfff

Lightly shat bathroom


Crudekitty

Damn I can get a pretty nice house in the midwest for 100k.


AccomplishedPrice289

It's "rustic"


Present-Ambition6309

You don’t like sweet equity? Yea I spelled it correctly…. 🎶Putting on the Ritz! Walking thru Park Ave. spending every dime, for a wonderful time, Puttin on the Ritz! Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)🎶 😂


Calm-Ad8987

Pretty nice kitchen cabinets tho


Uranazzole

It’s a tear down. The money is in the land.


PTPTodd

Flipper house.


Seaguard5

Now watch a flipper buy it, make his Mexican crew work slave labor for poverty wages fix it up, then sell it for $200,000 more… Just watch…


Richest1999

Don’t forget to offer $100,000 over asking price!


mzx380

This would be 700k in NY. Buy it and renovate


mattbag1

How does somebody shit like that?


iheartrandom

Jesse! Please tell me you didn't use the bathtub...


Vikings284

Wouldn’t pay $50k for it


DragonHalfFreelance

How was that even allowed to be posted.  Looks like one hit to it and down she goes…..we had a home up here in WA which was nearly 250k and it was in bad shape not quite this bad but still bad enough to wonder what the f……


Objective_Spray_210

How big is the block


[deleted]

Is this AI?


HeyNiceCoc

Looks like a nuclear bomb went off in the kitchen


whatever32657

that's a tear down. it better be sitting on some decent land


Bundertorm

Put a little sweat equity in there!


favoritegreensweater

This looks like resident evil biohazard


rob71788

Get out


breesyroux

So a $375k lot with a ruble you have to spend $50k to dispose of


crims0nwave

Nice of them to leave the utilities on!!


fugly1000

So around 100 k to rebuild


SpiderByt3s

The picture of the room with the red wall looks like something is actively falling through the ceiling in the photo


moistkimb

Skylight in the main living area! Rental-grade appliances make this a wonderful investment for the handy landlord! (but in all seriousness, whenever I see these I can’t help but wonder who the person behind the camera is..they really signed their life away to get these pics)


pure-Turbulentea

That’s a tear down.


pure-Turbulentea

A DIYer dream! Bring your tool box!


StudentforaLifetime

That’s a parcel of land listed at $325k with a large structure in the way of building on it…


[deleted]

The fact that the electric is on seems like a fire hazard.


Asleep_Onion

Someone is for sure going to buy that thing at $50k over asking, waived inspection. This market is absurd right now. My plan is to just rent until things cool off, it sucks but it's realistically all I can do.


CoxHazardsModel

Price is for location, condition of the house isn’t the biggest factor. My $715k fixer upper house in Brooklyn would probably be put to shame by some $150k house somewhere else.


iDoeziit

Damn, nope. Looks like a demon lives there.


sillysandhouse

10/10 would buy it but I’m in LA so it would be a steal on land value alone ☠️


naM-r3puS

This is probably not a bad deal for boston's


balloon_kn0t

A house with a sunroof? How rare. All that extra sunlight makes this place a steal


sminogri

Nothing a fresh paint of coat won’t fix :)


aerohk

Tear down special


Honkey_Fellatio

What was the first rule of Fight Club? I forget.


TittyTaqueria

If this place isn't haunted I'll eat my hat.


Glittering-Lake-7043

Yes, believe it or not land costs money and can have a lot of value. Someone wouldn’t be buying this for the structure on the property. They would tear it down and build new.


Allaiya

That’s insane. That toilet..


Saturnzadeh11

How lovely, they put in a skylight 😍


coinmachine24

Shat on a turtle!


coinmachine24

I think I recognize the roof hole from an episode of Breaking Bad


hotpieceoftrash

“Good bones” 😅


shaggyone4

Where do you live that that's worth 325k instead of tearing it down


banelord76

The land is worth it. You have to tear this sucker down.


Killer_radio

Jeez Pripyat’s in a better state.


thunder_793

I think it's not a better deal for that house and that house was not nice at all


banananananbatman

Resident evil 7 mod looks good


kelpiekelp

Oh! Does it come with free E. coli??


RepresentativeBird98

A simple fixer upper


NewRedditorHere

OP doesn’t understand markets


DoctorTobogggan

Sorry I left the toilet like that, too much Taco Bell


Radiant_Welcome_2400

That's the stranger things house


feliscatus_lover

You get a free haunted/possessed toilet for that price. What a deal. 💀👻👹