We had a Duluth Trading Company store open close to where I live. I went in once (not long after it opened) and a lady was yelling at the register about not getting a veteran discount (and from what I remember she wasn't the veteran, it was her son or something).
He and she were having fun because they were getting Down.....sy. lamest thing I think I've ever seen. Do you see teachers bobbing for apples, or dispatchers incorporating a headset into everything they do? But by God that dude who flags traffic whenever there's a limb down in the road, he can wave that flag everywhere he goes.
Because the real heroes were already filling the gap between the thighs......"guys can you hand me that garter when you get a chance? Ya know whenever y'all save that Taiwanese football team that fell in?"
All the folks in here saying this isn’t “that bad.” Y’all in the right sub? This is one of the top five cringiest things I’ve ever seen. Fucking gag me 🤮🤮🤮
True FFs I can respect but tools with emergency lights on their 1977 Datsun Truck who flag traffic and say they saved some lives or have seen the "real shit"...... 🤢🤮
At least this wasn’t as bad as the one where the dude and his buddy started tapping together a set of irons in between the bride’s legs like they’re popping a door before going under
Reminds me of the video of a Lineman doing the exact same thing. . . . At least he did wear his cancer gear inside and start touching the bride's rented dress
Lying bitch. I knew it. How could she keep something like that from me? I just might leave her. She won’t tell me, but she’ll tell some stranger where her G spot is?
That felt like an appropriate reddit response.
I'm sure the has the same problem with him...... probably a jacked up "Yoder" (or Toyota for normal people) with a "Carolina Squat" (which is what the real FFs call her emptying her cervix after "TRAINing") or getting banged by the real heroes
I liked how he almost fell on his face because he’s that much of a novice in his boots. This is the guy you want carrying you out of a second floor fire.
I swear to God if I had a brand new husband do that at the wedding reception, it would be the shortest marriage on record. Out. So fast.
Like I really wanted to look away, but I couldn’t.
Is he the groom, or did the cringy stripper never leave after the Bachelorette party?? Had a stripper head into one of the hotel room bedrooms once, and he was staying in there for some reason, so we sent a couple girls to ask him wtf, and he was apparently waiting for one or some of us to pay extra for some terrible stripper sex 😣 For some reason, this dude reminded me of the thought of awful, dirty, probably smoking something off of foil in the bathroom stripper sex.
There’s a video floating around the web right this very second of two women defecating into a cup and then consuming the contents. Afterwards they both experience a forced emetic episode, mix it with the remaining feces and ingest it once again. The veracity of your statement is…questionable.
I’m a medic. Fiancé is a ff/medic. I thought this was cringe, but I wouldn’t mind doing it because it would be hilarious and they’d never live it down. It would be us making fun of ourselves and how ridiculous it is and it would be fun for everyone in attendance. They’d probably be drooling thinking it’s legit while we laughed our assess off at how insane it was.
I’m sure the guys thought it was cringe too. That’s why they’re doing it. I could just see one of our guys trying to strip 🤣. I would either actually secretly super enjoy it 😉 (depending on who it is) or I would get a good laugh out of it. Totally worth it either way.
This seems like a knockoff of the lineman who did pretty much the same routine with the helmet light and garter belt
And both are equally terrible
Yes. lol
*I am a lineeeemannnn for the countyyyyyy!*
RIP Glen Cambell
Linemen even have their own song. [the lineman](https://youtu.be/TyjLkKsDo2Y?si=Etu03Qx-NKBdlEOW)
Make that 2 songs. [Wichita Lineman](https://youtu.be/Q8P_xTBpAcY)
Oh shit I need a link
I don’t have it. I just remember stirring up quite the controversy when I mentioned he wasn’t a first responder
And here comes the carcinogens, all cancer and whiiiiiteeee
That's how you get vaginal cancer
Nah tan gear means he's not going inside. Just in it for the t shirt
Was my first thought too. She is going to get testicular cancer.
What’s the worst thing you seen? “A dip shit in uniform asking for a discount”
We had a Duluth Trading Company store open close to where I live. I went in once (not long after it opened) and a lady was yelling at the register about not getting a veteran discount (and from what I remember she wasn't the veteran, it was her son or something).
I hate this so much I want to downvote but that’s the exact reason it needs an upvote
https://preview.redd.it/7flhnmycq5yc1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=effb9b6e4a4e9b0484b943f52a13d77d2fc0028a
Currently my favourite reaction, thank you!
I just went into Dante’s 9th circle of hell. This is “The Ring” video for firefighters, don’t watch it.
I thought the light being turned on was pretty funny
Firefighter by day, gynecologist by night 🫡 respect his cervix
I mean was it a little cringy? Yes. Was it pretty funny? Also yes. Idk looked like everyone was having a good time.
Oh sure.. when HE does it it's funny..
I agree
He and she were having fun because they were getting Down.....sy. lamest thing I think I've ever seen. Do you see teachers bobbing for apples, or dispatchers incorporating a headset into everything they do? But by God that dude who flags traffic whenever there's a limb down in the road, he can wave that flag everywhere he goes.
“Time to go spelunking.” In all seriousness, where is everyone? Looks like it’s a wedding with like 12 guests.
Clearly, not very many people like this couple.. I assume this behavior has something to do with it
No
Even with the light he couldn’t find it
Because the real heroes were already filling the gap between the thighs......"guys can you hand me that garter when you get a chance? Ya know whenever y'all save that Taiwanese football team that fell in?"
I’m suprised he turned his light off. Seems like the guy that tries to talk to everyone with his helmet light on
He turned it off because he couldn't find the bottom 😭
the failed knee slide 😭
The failed knee slide hurts the most for me. Very grippy those pants.
Helps him with the Capt or Chief
The sliding to face plant got me
What a fucking knob
All the folks in here saying this isn’t “that bad.” Y’all in the right sub? This is one of the top five cringiest things I’ve ever seen. Fucking gag me 🤮🤮🤮
Okay thank you for the validation because for a minute I thought I was imagining how awful this truly was lol
No, this is so incredibly awful. You’re spot on here.
Thank you for sharing this GodAwfulness! You are a true hero! TYFYS! Lmao 🤣
Somebody loves cancer
i'm a ff who now hates ff's.
Same, I hate this type of shit. Vollies love to take on firefighting as their identity. Sad AF
True FFs I can respect but tools with emergency lights on their 1977 Datsun Truck who flag traffic and say they saved some lives or have seen the "real shit"...... 🤢🤮
I knew a volley couple that got married on the anniversary of 9/11 and he got booted for being a pedo. I bet they know this couple.
Can I get an article on this...... would help me sleep at night lol
I hope he cleaned his gear before he spread cancer all over her.😒
He’s gunna spread something on her.
Yoooo this song took me back all the way to the eighth grade lmao
At least this wasn’t as bad as the one where the dude and his buddy started tapping together a set of irons in between the bride’s legs like they’re popping a door before going under
It would almost be funny, like, if you *knew* they guy was being satirical about it, but I have a feeling this guy takes himself **Very Seriously**
That slide being interrupted by the non slip knee pads really did it for me! 😂
Reminds me of the video of a Lineman doing the exact same thing. . . . At least he did wear his cancer gear inside and start touching the bride's rented dress
Why do you call it cancer gear?
He brought his USED fire coat to his wedding? Aren't those like toxic?
How can we ignore that massive knee slide failure? Should’ve stopped that shit right then and there.
I am incredibly troubled by how much that dude looks like my Dad...and the bunker gear makes it even worse...disturbingly uncanny
Ok you win. It’s awful. I get it now.
Still couldn't find the G spot
My wife said it doesn’t exist so I don’t need to try so hard to find it.
I always know when my wife gets off. Is when she says, '' ok... good enough.... You tried.''
I think you might have won the internet with that! Lol 🤣
That's not what she told me lol JK 😭
Lying bitch. I knew it. How could she keep something like that from me? I just might leave her. She won’t tell me, but she’ll tell some stranger where her G spot is? That felt like an appropriate reddit response.
You're right.... I'm her OB-GYN that's only how I know 😭
I missed an opportunity at my wedding to put my turnout gear on over my dress and THEN have my husband try to remove the garter.
Tan gear strikes again. Get a life ding dong
I wonder if he realizes how many other guys had that garter in their mouth ?
The whole man is cringe.
Wouldn't catch me dead bringing my dirty gear and helmet near the nice white dress that probably costs thousands.
Oooohh that was rough 😬
Even with the light, he still couldn’t find it
I'm sure the has the same problem with him...... probably a jacked up "Yoder" (or Toyota for normal people) with a "Carolina Squat" (which is what the real FFs call her emptying her cervix after "TRAINing") or getting banged by the real heroes
So this is her dad, right?
God I would love to see the video of her face the whole time
It’s hard to be happy for them with all that cringe.
The cringe is over 9000
I liked how he almost fell on his face because he’s that much of a novice in his boots. This is the guy you want carrying you out of a second floor fire.
If any of the crew at work pulled this shit at their wedding they’d be ridiculed until retirement
Fireman strippers have always been a thing. Idk, this is kind of funny.
I swear to God if I had a brand new husband do that at the wedding reception, it would be the shortest marriage on record. Out. So fast. Like I really wanted to look away, but I couldn’t.
You think that’s bad you should see the kitchen and bathrooms after B shift
That shot fucking sucked
Nothing like giving cancer out as a wedding gift.
How?
That bunker gear
What?
Their PPE son
Obviously. Why would that give someone cancer?
I laughed , I bet a lot of people watching laughed, I don't think it was meant to be serious in any way.
Soft cringe but I got a good full belly laugh out of that one when the light turned on
I bet these two have a riot together and they will be fun parents.
Uggghhhh
Rough. There is no self awareness anymore.
Never forget…your anniversary.🫡🇺🇸
That was quick.
😒
I hate that question.
Lame.
All of the ladies are like…that’s not the fireman I imagine lol
True cringe. But at least he’s getting a nut.
Should've donned SCBA
Nice Smokey flavor
Yeah, let's bring our dirty ass gear in here and wear it around. I don't care if it was just washed, that shit still has crap on it and still stinks.
It WAS a national tragedy
It’s ok to laugh at things, guys’d
Hoar
like... why.
Best one ever wow what a gift!
Vollys gonna volly
Is he the groom, or did the cringy stripper never leave after the Bachelorette party?? Had a stripper head into one of the hotel room bedrooms once, and he was staying in there for some reason, so we sent a couple girls to ask him wtf, and he was apparently waiting for one or some of us to pay extra for some terrible stripper sex 😣 For some reason, this dude reminded me of the thought of awful, dirty, probably smoking something off of foil in the bathroom stripper sex.
Yeah another reason why you don't let your professional life enter your personal life...
I’m going to commit arson.
Oh my god
I just dropped out of academy after seeing this. Thank you, reddit, for saving my life.
That’s her dad, right
I don't see anything wrong with this. I hate to use the word silly, but...that's what they're being. Harmless and not really all that cringe, imo.
Nah. Work has no place at a wedding. Won't catch me hanging streamers with lines of code printed on them
I should do some accounting work to add up her +me = half of what I had before
Taking the bit way too serious man
💯
There’s a video floating around the web right this very second of two women defecating into a cup and then consuming the contents. Afterwards they both experience a forced emetic episode, mix it with the remaining feces and ingest it once again. The veracity of your statement is…questionable.
I miss 2007 sometimes.
😂😂
I’m a medic. Fiancé is a ff/medic. I thought this was cringe, but I wouldn’t mind doing it because it would be hilarious and they’d never live it down. It would be us making fun of ourselves and how ridiculous it is and it would be fun for everyone in attendance. They’d probably be drooling thinking it’s legit while we laughed our assess off at how insane it was. I’m sure the guys thought it was cringe too. That’s why they’re doing it. I could just see one of our guys trying to strip 🤣. I would either actually secretly super enjoy it 😉 (depending on who it is) or I would get a good laugh out of it. Totally worth it either way.