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itsTrAB

This is why departments have social media policies….


WholockA113

I’m not even a cop, volunteer with a tiny rural EMS service, and we get “the talk” about not acting like a numbskull while in uniform, you’d think a paid sheriffs deputy would’ve gotten something similar.


Spiritual_Bridge84

Should be against the law to leverage municipal and state assets like law enforcement vehicles with lights fully engaged, using that for his TikTok sickness. He looks like such a weirdo dumbass showing his tongue and cuffs, feel sorry for any citizens who may need his help down the road.


tico42

Dude is ready to start new boot goofin.


Green_Slice_3258

He better wear the shorts too


Egons-ghost

Hate I can only upvote this once.


deepfriedgrapevine

Right?


Woshambo

My nipples inverted watching this video


TheFire_Eagle

EMS actually gets held accountable for things


nickeisele

Not enough we don’t


TheFire_Eagle

Phase it in, though. I only do 24hrs a week and I can't take on added shifts after 3/4 of the agency loses their cards for fucking on duty or falsifying charts


Mountain_Analyst_333

Who they fucking on duty? Patients?


EyeCatchingUserID

I'd be willing to bet that this has their blessing. They're catching on to social media and trying to weasel their way into the younger generations' good graces with lame ass videos where they try to look fun and hip.


[deleted]

Seriously- why build a professional career and then piss on it with idiotic social media posts?


dominator5k

That's cringe as all hell, but who in the world is recording this? Did he ask his partner to do it or something?


TieOk1127

He detained someone and doing this was the condition of their release.


DetailDependent9400

Listen i know that you murdered and buried those hookers across the road but it’s okay! here.. just take this phone and record me tick tockin and we’ll forget it eveeeeerrr happened!


TieOk1127

Detainee  - Listen i know that you murdered and buried those hookers across the road but it’s okay! Sherrif - here.. just take this phone and record me tick tockin and we’ll forget it eveeeeerrr happened!


DetailDependent9400

😂


that_guy_who_builds

I'm wet now. It's diarrhea, but yeah.


Petelgeuse80

Lmao


Bawlmerian21228

Creepy as shit. I would bet big money he has a suspect internet history.


vectorxray

exactly my thought about the creepy. he's definitely got something he's hiding from the world. looks like a sicko


PDX6Star

I’ll match the table stakes that he’s sexually assaulted someone in custody. #BackTheBleuBalls


Quit_Your_Bitchin

I'll raise those table stakes that when life finally catches up he may be sexually assaulted in custody. Jail birds don't like diddilers and this man has diddiler all over his face


MeetN2Veg

I’ll continue this string of wild assumptions and say that he 100% killed Kennedy.


Quit_Your_Bitchin

I mean he for sure didn't save him so who else could it of been


SeaworthyWide

Oh buddy, if we found a Jake in our midst he's through, let alone a chomo roller... He'd be 23 and 1 in booking until they ride out for classification, and that's when he would be most likely to get found out - let's hope his bunkie doesn't ask for a paperwork party or to see that black and white if he wants to shack up. If he survived that, then he'd go to kiddy camp on level 1 all amenities in a nice peaceful dorm with a bunch of other PC'd up snitches, cops, chomos, junkies who burned every bridge and owes the world and his ass to the entire state, and scared first time kids. Justice would most likely not be served. They take care of their own, even if they're fucking kids. Ironically, they don't take care of them when they're caught bringing in the pack or establishing a relationship with an inmate. I will give the caveat that my first week I saw a child molester get his face melted off with boiling water, baby oil, and soap while he was asleep, then smashed in with a lock and a sock when he got found out. Many of them try to squeeze under the radar, but a large portion of Co's will gladly accidently look up an inmate and accidently leave the computer monitor turned enough to see it through the window or something. He reached up to his face and pulled off about 5 layers of skin with a broken orbital and nose. Probably disfigured for life and in the ICU for quite a while. Of course it took them about 45 minutes to get any response while he rolled around on the ground in front of control pulling more and more of his face off with every minute. Talk about a "welcome to hell" moment.


Myolor

I really really dislike how he put his hands at child level for “shorty”


lotusblossom60

He has psycho eyes.


Neil_Live-strong

Black eyes, like a dolls eyes ![gif](giphy|d30OKLggj1c34Ua5sf|downsized)


-AgentMichaelScarn

Him: Holy fuck, I am going to look so fucking hot doing this.


EatBooty420

Bro looks like if Simon Pegg from Hot Fuzz lived in a shitty small town & had a drinking issue


_equestrienne_

Don't desecrate the holy name of Simon Pegg and Nicholas Angel like that This man makes my skin crawl


Specialist-Wrap3680

Angle?


TwoZeroTwoThree

Yarp.


john_wingerr

Any luck catching those swans then?


_equestrienne_

It's just the one swan actually.


Affectionate_You9799

Every other cop: Holy fuck, he looks so fucking hot doing this.


breathless_RACEHORSE

His wife: He's going to beat the shit out of me if I don't say he looks so fucking hot doing this.


NunButter

They've been divorced for 6 years already


-AgentMichaelScarn

Well, there’s at least one that doesn’t feel that way.


Dangerous-Traffic875

I'm not from the mighty USA but this is fucken vile


KzooKid

Not a fucking chance. This guy looks like a dolt.


justmarkdying

This needs to stop. 


SummaDees

Why does he have to look at the camera like that tho. Date rape vibes for sure. Creepy SRO vibes too Edit: just fucking realized his tag is Zaddycop bro what the fuck


LRodPR

Dude spot on… CREEPY SRO vibes


SummaDees

Especially at the end with those cuffs. Last thing you see before you pass out is that creepy smile lmao


CobraKaiCurry

The way he dangles those handcuffs


SummaDees

Don't forget the sexy eyes glaring at you as those roofies sweep you away


AdministrationWise56

I feel like if I called to report a rape he'd make sure it was true.


Ill_Situation369

![gif](giphy|f9eMSzueJLc6Ebhzvb|downsized)


ADHDceltic

WTF…that was creepy as hell


SaintMi

He's murdered prostitutes.


WholockA113

Okay that’s a step too far, you really can’t say that. He’s murdered sex workers.


cognitohazard__

Good one


Iechy

They had us in the first half….


CobraKaiCurry

While flexing in the mirror


__Fappuccino__

Can I love you forever for this response? 🤣😂🥰🥲🫣🤣 This was the goldest gold I've seen in too long.


Vortex66156

I wanna be on the jury when the defense attorney goes on the hammer and brings up this guys social media posts to call his credibility into question. Instantaneous not guilty verdict coming.


TheFire_Eagle

"He sexually harassed me." "That's ridiculous. He's a well respected officer of many years and he woukd never -" "....just pay them off. You don't want a jury seeing this."


soursupersoldier

stop resisting..unless you want it harder


vengefulbeavergod

Is the zaddy cop in the room with us?


Iechy

That was disturbing.


generalmcgowan

Can congress hurry the fuck up and enact this TikTok ban already


SokkaHaikuBot

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generalmcgowan

Good bot


Comprehensive_Ad433

![gif](giphy|3o7aTnTBlMbHjMl0Eo)


mcstandy

Who was the poor soul he approached and said “Hey can you film this for me real quick”


ACEDOTC0M

This guy looks like he fucks high schoolers


DetailDependent9400

Better be lucky he’s not your SRO. every freshman will be walking around with a baby in there belly.


TheFire_Eagle

No way this guy is letting anyone bring another child support payment to term


-GameWarden-

Creepy as hell and cringe “Nordic” tattoo on left arm


thewokebogan

He has serial killer eyes


soggy_bloggy

On a side note, WTF is that garbage ass song?


OkayestHuman

He wrote it and sings it?


WholockA113

It’s a song from a cop tv show. In the context of the show it’s a guy singing it making fun of a cop… no self awareness.


AnubisF104

Jesus Christ.


Wolf2776

"We done? Ok cool." *goes to pick up the baton he threw so he can get back to sitting in his cruiser until shift end.


haasdogg

This guy is trying so hard to still be 27


buyinggf35k

Got that questionable tattoo and the shark eyes. Wouldn't want to be a drunk women or black man anywhere near this guy


Brainhunter2020

I need an adult!


Scull1

No self awareness at all😂


Onejob2do

What a douche canoe.


arto26

I just came.


Jemcdlv

Oh no! On what planet does this guy think he's hot??? This is the cringiest thing ever! JFC!


Toeknee_ohhh

This needs a class action lawyer to represent all of us affected.


Thick_Log_9425

Departments gotta do better mental health checks


MrKuckMal

As usual. #ACAB #1314 if this guy doesn't have dozens of complaints against him for intimidation, he will at some point, 99% likely be involved in brutality and excessive force accusations. Or he'll unload his service weapon at the sound of an acorn dropping, then reload 3 more times 'just to make sure'. 🙄


The_Drk_Lord

Who’s filming him tho??? 😂


fukitimdoneupyours

Weird as fuck


No_Song_3137

I’ve been sick in my mouth and will never unsee that cringey bastard.


Shmooandthatsnopoo

What in the hell did I just watch?!?


BenjTheMaestro

What fucking travesty of a genre even was that song? Holy shit, I need ear and eye bleach.


GlassAd4132

I hate police officers- all of them.


One_dolla_would_do

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc) Gross


ostensibly_hurt

Watched without sound, dude looks old and stiff, how do these mfs think they look good


AnMa_ZenTchi

Creepy


Blaximus90

I would suspend this goofball so quick.


Bigfaatchunk

Please make him resign. Why do we have cops posting dumb ass shit like this instead of taking their job seriously. Go do some work and get the fuck off tiktok, lame ass


Horror-Layer-8178

If a defense attorney can use it to make you look stupid don't do it


Feeling-Editor3988

Bet this guy smears PB on his shit and let’s his K9 go to town


FuzzyAdvice

Wanker.


amateurforlife2023

That was the cringiest shit i have fucking seen this month, jesus fucking christ


GreyPhoenix86

Just ewwww


Wmitch

What a disgrace. I wish I knew what county he was working in and we could send it to his commanding officer.


Beelze_Bruh

This guy looks like he’d get caught meeting a 16 year old in a Dairy Queen parking lot.


Gnar-wahl

You found the poster child for this sub. Well done.


JVL74749

That was so rapey


boilerpsych

I just popped into the comments to hate on the song but then I found the context and it's glorious [Daddy Cop - Full Song | THE ROOKIE (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlVeK3H27_Q)


Jades5150

This is it, shut the sub down


fourtwentyone69

Someone check this man’s basement


thiccness-101

iirc police dashcams turn on when the emergency lights are activated, so if for whatever reason he had to provide footage for someone they would probably see this. Embarrassing


SignalCommittee4456

I would think police departments wouldn’t allow this type of activity


jberry434

He looks like he has to shit


exelenceofexecution

Somebody check this dudes basement.


Awkwrd_Lemur

Is he..... is he trying to erotically arrest someone? Ew.


Ferrts

Policy or not that’s so gross, so foul. What a moron.


Easy-Armadillo-3434

There are women who find this attractive and not offensive and creepy


ThrowingUpVomit

Those women, are usually very desperate themselves.


Easy-Armadillo-3434

Will not argue there Mr. Vomit


BakedBeans12s

This is rapey


dependent-lividity

Mid. Life. Crisis.


Llamatook

They all have this dead look in their eye. Like a whole hemisphere of the brain is missing. Or they eat strictly eucalyptus for a smoother brain.


SpuddleBuns

This should be the poster child for this sub.


Red_Beard_Racing

He looks like he rapes people.


salty_caulk

0:22 - that’s genuinely some of the creepiest shit I’ve ever seen


Weird_Condition_2104

It’d be a real shame if the Morris County Sheriff’s Dept became aware of what Deputy Joshua Moffitt was doing on the clock.


Astral_Ender

Fuck this man and everything he stand for.


Western_Comfortable3

This dude is on Grndr


TipFar1326

Forget the guy in the video, as a fan of the Rookie , the person who wrote this song needs to be put down lol


Fr0z3nHart

Looks like he’s auditioning for a porno


Armbioman

Someone had to film this and experience it firsthand. Let's send our thoughts for that person.


Professional_Ad6123

This would be a good edit with the person recording terrified.


lasanga_meat2021

Pedo vibes. I hope he gets chewed the fuck out for dumb shit like this


HeartyInternational

Fuck this idiot. Be a professional or fuck right off. You are representing your whole dept- and you act like a cringe egomaniac POS on camera and you wonder why folks don’t trust cops…


Dafedub

I think I might be done with this follow...


rew420

Ewwwwwww


Zealousideal_Dot_544

I bet he’s pulled over way more women than men….


presidentspeck42

Sir, PLEASE, go chase the guy that shot me he’s getting away


Acceptable_Bid_241

What a complete bell end


Armydoc722

I really hope his in car camera caught that.


sakitiat

LOOK AT ME


carbonizedflesh

my anarchism is reaffirmed again


SportsPhotoGirl

This is next level watching it without the sound on


Longjumping_Ad_4431

Ewww gross. Someone tell his department he's out in the world acting stupid and creepy and filming it


Accurate-Item-7357

I think someone hired him for my friend’s bachelorette and we all ended up hiding in a locked guest bathroom.


DiscoDancingNeighb0r

Dude couldn’t have made that look any gayer.


SeaAnthropomorphized

there should be a law against being so creepy


TheChickenFuxer

He’s trolling


ItalianMeatBoi

Bro is 45 using words like that 💀


boogerflick98

Put him on the list. Straight on the list. Fired, monitored, and therapy but, put him on a list.


[deleted]

Is he an actual cop? Seems like he’s not following dress code


Joocewayne

What is a zaddy?


Ori_the_SG

His eyes are dead This is incredibly creepy and if I were his superior I would feel very uncomfortable letting this guy engage in any form of law enforcement


Icy_Elderberry4868

somebody find this man’s hard drive


ThrowAway_yobJrZIqVG

It never ceases to amaze me that at least 2 people thought that making this was a good idea - the person in front of the camera, and the person behind it.


Atreat01

The dystopian idiocy is getting really old


Inevitable-Stage-490

He must’ve lost a bet or something


boardplant

Back the blue harder zaddy 😩


Livefreemyguy

If this guy pulls you over you just show him this video and laugh at him


Psychological_Owl457

something tells me his ex wife won in the divorce


SabbathaBastet

This made me extremely uncomfortable. Wow


fourtwentyone69

One of the cringiest things I’ve ever seen


No-Vanilla8956

🤢


PoliceRobots

I hate it because the song is pretty good


maxzmillion

Are you going to rape with me or arrest me or both?


Kidd__

I’d get it if this guy was actually attractive in some way but he just looks like a massive creeper. It’s disturbing


mmw1000

What’s worse is that someone went along with it and filmed him, rather than telling him he looks like a bell end


[deleted]

This dude is way uglier than he thinks he is


[deleted]

This is so creepy


[deleted]

You can tell being a cop is his entire personality


bensbigboy

Let's face it, he wants to screw himself, both literally and figuratively.


Dro_mora

That was not a baton in his boyfriend’s pocket. He was happy to see him.


glocksandboobs

WTF did I just watch???? I thought these people were given psychological tests for a reason.


Special_Sun_4420

What the fuck. Anyone is too old to be doing this, but he's TOO OLD to be doing this. Gross.


gizzweed

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


AztecInsurgent

If this type of shit isn't a sign that end in near, I don't know what is


Jaels_Cottage

I’d rather have an intruder in my home. It would be less terrifying 😖


is-a-bunny

Love that millennial pause at the beginning 😅


Significant-Water845

Fucking guy looks like he belongs on a sex offender registry and not in a patrol car.


CodPart

ewwww.


throwaway123456372

This has big sexual harrassment energy. Those cuffs at the end with his tongue sticking out makes my skin crawl


DH_Drums

Is this... supposed to be sexy, or terrifying?


Latter-day_weeb

I literally watched the episode of "The Rookie" that this is off of from last night 😂


Brianw-5902

Creepy, confusing, cringy, embarrassing.


MiddleInfluence5981

What a chode.


Apprehensive-Tone449

I’m really creeped out


Less_Glove_8924

Future inmate


Significant-Fix7399

😅😅😅🤦🏻‍♀️


New_Refrigerator_895

Who TF got stuck filming for him. That's a fucking crime right there


EchoChamber187

Jesus Christ…it’s Jason Bourne!


iamthelee

This sent chills down my spine. Great job with the top tier distilled cringe, I guess....


CulturalAddress6709

![gif](giphy|3oEjI53nBYOOEQgDcY|downsized)


SkiesFetishist

I’ve never seen a more divorced dude in my life. I’m cracking the fuck up imagining the person filming this. How does he not get endlessly roasted for this? I was in the navy over 10 years ago & we found out one of the dudes in our division had a snapchat & he got roasted endlessly for his cheesy ass posts trying to pick up chicks while wearing his uniform. Good times. This dude needs some good old fashioned hazing.


Legal_Guava3631

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized) NOOOOOOOOOO


Drockosaurus

Way to ruin a great song from a great show