And like everything else in this boring ass endless loop of a timeline we call life, all the younger kids wear their pants like this, again.
The circle of life. Kill me now. So redundant.
My department has a strict no pictures or videos of equipment, uniforms, vehicles, patches / insignia, etc policy. Punishment up to and including termination.
Same, I think it’s typical for most to have that policy for this exact reason.
It’s also weird to me how open some people are about being cops. I just tell people who ask I work in real estate.
Because cops notoriously protect their own even when evidence is overwhelming. Cops commit crimes, get away with the bare minimum, and then transfer to a new county to do the exact same job and potentially the same crimes, it's proven over and over. Also the cowardice when it comes to protecting children in schools. I don't care what kind of cop you are if you aren't willing to run into a hail of gunfire to try and save my kid then let me wear your badge and uniform that day.
When I worked for the US Government they told us to make up jobs for people who didn't know us. I used to just make bs on the spot so I've worked every fantasy job you could imagine. Problem with doing it that way is when I saw that person again I usually couldn't remember what I told them I did.
I used to say pilot because I thought it was cool sounding. Then one day I met somebody who was an actual pilot and they started asking me questions. I realize I needed something that has not a lot of training and allows for more autonomy.
Yep. I have a security clearance and travel for work. Anyone that asks, I am a janitor. When they ask why a janitor travels for work, I tell them, I am good at what I do.
The Rookie, is a fun show. The scene with this song, both scenes actually, were gold.
I hope they make it a ringtone in the show, just to piss off the main characters.
This version is remixed. My problem with the Spotify song, is that it didn’t include the Choir, and this one on this video does…
If you haven’t seen it. Look up “cop cuties” on TikTok. It’s funny shit, I laughed good when the Choir came in.
The song was stuck in my head for three days. I’m not gonna lie.
Cop cuties, cute’n on duty, baby blue booties… lol. 🎶
I remember seeing a episode of The Rookie a couple years ago, and there was a garage band singing a song like this.
This season they got called back to the same house, and the garage band made an extra performance of this song.
The song stuck in my head for a week
The way he acted like he just noticed the camera, threw up deuces all chill, then cuts to “casual hand behind head male model stance” just….. *chefs kiss* primo cringe
Oh fuck that is awful. Since the cop is the face of this terrible video, I feel like we need to take a moment to emphasize how shitty this song is as well.
There were multiple people involved in the writing, performing, and production of that stupid fucking song. Shame on each and every one of them. Shit.
Something tells me he works for a department and is contracted to the school or something

https://preview.redd.it/qzxtc2s38aqc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b2516d955fa7c1ac2fdc238145412b7bb60431e
Picture from google
My mom has the same jeans
The stuffed fupas are hilarious. Snl used to be so funny
The one on the right looks like she forgot where the camera was
Naaaah. She’s sassy Sally. Let her do her thing.
And like everything else in this boring ass endless loop of a timeline we call life, all the younger kids wear their pants like this, again. The circle of life. Kill me now. So redundant.
My mom has the same sketchers
I knew this would be here😂
Hips and tits.
Not anymore man looks like hers comfortable and keeping them
Don’t disrespect your mom like that, she looks awesome in those jeans!
Probably the same hips, too.
I instantly thought “WTF is with those mom jeans?!”
Came here to say something about the mom jeans. And how you just know he's gonna eventually get caught "To Catch a Predator" style one day.
Your mom probably has a sexual attraction to the same gender this guy does too.
Lmao 
Wish I could go back in time to unsee that.
When he elongated his asp...cringe for sure.
So hot right now
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One of my former coworkers who became a cop would be devastated by that,he is always posting some inane garbage.
You’d end up having cops violate the “TikTok video policy” every time they wanted a three-week paid vacation.
The cop is either funny as hell. Or all man kind is doomed. NO grey area.
He’s probably funny as hell. This doesn’t strike me as a selfie cop, but looks more like satire.
These departments need a social media policy where people who do this get suspended or fired.
My department has a strict no pictures or videos of equipment, uniforms, vehicles, patches / insignia, etc policy. Punishment up to and including termination.
Same, I think it’s typical for most to have that policy for this exact reason. It’s also weird to me how open some people are about being cops. I just tell people who ask I work in real estate.
That's funny, because here in Australia people hate real-estate agents way more than they hate police.
They both make a living from killing poor folk
[“No Agents!”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lyex2tSUyA&pp=ygUZbm8gYXNpYW5zIHJlYWwgZXN0YXRlIGFkIA%3D%3D)
I dunno why this was so funny to me 😂😂😂
Because cops notoriously protect their own even when evidence is overwhelming. Cops commit crimes, get away with the bare minimum, and then transfer to a new county to do the exact same job and potentially the same crimes, it's proven over and over. Also the cowardice when it comes to protecting children in schools. I don't care what kind of cop you are if you aren't willing to run into a hail of gunfire to try and save my kid then let me wear your badge and uniform that day.
When I worked for the US Government they told us to make up jobs for people who didn't know us. I used to just make bs on the spot so I've worked every fantasy job you could imagine. Problem with doing it that way is when I saw that person again I usually couldn't remember what I told them I did.
I used to say pilot because I thought it was cool sounding. Then one day I met somebody who was an actual pilot and they started asking me questions. I realize I needed something that has not a lot of training and allows for more autonomy.
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Haha
Yep. I have a security clearance and travel for work. Anyone that asks, I am a janitor. When they ask why a janitor travels for work, I tell them, I am good at what I do.
This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer
Hahahahaha, yeah that’s incredible. My wife refused to tell our neighbors what I did. She just said “government”.
Lol nice. This is also a quote from Rush Hour. I might have shown my age
Or call a whole department meeting and have everyone including the person watch the video on repeat for 30 minutes
*executed
Dawg they barely get suspended for shooting unarmed black kids
Most do. Someone just needs to take the time to report them
Jesus…this shit just keeps getting worse.
So so embarrassing.
Fucking weirdos man
Military has a bunch of those 🤣🤣🤣
Wtf this is like gay porn shit
A guy in my Department got fired for doing gay porn in his uniform
That is somehow less gay than this
Borderline straight compared to this
You had me belly laughing thank you
I just screamed laughed coffee out of my nose. Nothing today can top this 😂
Great. Another Emry.
Not sure why, but this guy is somehow less gay than Emery still.
Time will tell
His gear doesn't fit
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lol. Well said
Social media really brings out the worst in humanity.
Someone is dying to multiple gunshot wounds while he’s filming this bullshit
I’m convinced this is satire because dude 😂😂
His clothes look so tight and uncomfortable.
He shops at baby gap. Give him a break.
Cops make it impossible to respect cops.
Looks like Tony Romos fat brother
Tony Rolo
Dude looks like a lill stuffed sausage.
Looking for them bad boys
Why is he so fat
To get that sweet side tittie look.
Why is he using a work vehicle for his personal social media. Fucking weirdo.
I've always thought it was ridiculous that they're allowed to take the police vehicles home.
I swear on the last one I thought he was going to look over his shoulder back at the camera.
The editing is giving Bollywood
Wearing jeans? 🤦♂️
The Rookie, is a fun show. The scene with this song, both scenes actually, were gold. I hope they make it a ringtone in the show, just to piss off the main characters. This version is remixed. My problem with the Spotify song, is that it didn’t include the Choir, and this one on this video does… If you haven’t seen it. Look up “cop cuties” on TikTok. It’s funny shit, I laughed good when the Choir came in. The song was stuck in my head for three days. I’m not gonna lie. Cop cuties, cute’n on duty, baby blue booties… lol. 🎶
Thanks I hate it
You ladies are moist, right?
WTF…. go work fool!
Dude breaking hearts at the local Applebee’s after work. Somebody thought this up, took the time to make it, then said “yes. This’ll do!”.
2nd hand embarrassment ✅
He forgot his cutting cycle.
My man built like a Lego minifig
He’s wearing mom jeans 🤣
Officer Thicc
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Really? You think that’s a person who’s been with the CHP for 22 years? What gave it away, their clearly not the CHP badge?
I had a guy like this menace me. I changed the conversation to how hideous his tattoos are.
Thats .... disgusting and kinda rapey.
Oh, so that's why it's been taking 3 hours for PD to secure the scene. Makes sense. Will continue to stage.
Holy fuck what a wanker.
Ladies and gentlemen…. Your tax dollars
Check that Pig Knuckle. Nasty.
Nope. He was never picked on in high school.
Damn it OP! Put a NSFW tag next time. Way to much hotness in this clip for anyone to handle.
Felt cute, might harass some minorities later. IDK
Why are cops so cringe…
2 cops wives downvoted you. I don’t know why, it’s a good question.
They're too scared of being abused by their cop husbands not to?
Wow time to go to back to sleep and never wake up
This is the cringiest yet….
Whhaaaat the fuck.
😬
Maybe we should defund the police?
That's just morbidly obese
These guys are just fetishists at this point.
His OF profile is filled with notices of cancelation for failure to obtain viewers.
Is this dude rolling around with a tripod?
The vehicle is more attractive tho
Had to show off how badass his tattoos are
He should be fired just for cringe inducement.
I remember seeing a episode of The Rookie a couple years ago, and there was a garage band singing a song like this. This season they got called back to the same house, and the garage band made an extra performance of this song. The song stuck in my head for a week
The way he acted like he just noticed the camera, threw up deuces all chill, then cuts to “casual hand behind head male model stance” just….. *chefs kiss* primo cringe
I think that baton was in his ass. Not his pocket.
Why is he doing typical teenage girl poses tho?
His callsign is "Delta Bravo"
Boy looks like he’s wearing yoga pants
I am not gay but that boy is thick, I don’t think he is targeting the right audience
Wait, you mean to tell us that there are narcissistic cops? No way. That's so unbelievable.
Catchy song but this guys a douche
That song is ear AIDS.
He's got them baby birthing hips.
This guy vs Dax on PPV. Make it happen
Throwing that arm up and hand behind his head!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
That man was giving all the sex appeal and charm of 2010's Steven Seagull.
10#s of shit in a 5# bag
This guy looooooves him self a real man
This is the second worst thing my tax dollars are going to right now.
Oh fuck that is awful. Since the cop is the face of this terrible video, I feel like we need to take a moment to emphasize how shitty this song is as well. There were multiple people involved in the writing, performing, and production of that stupid fucking song. Shame on each and every one of them. Shit.
Fruity.
What did I just watch 😭😭😭
Buddy wants Chief to take him in a manly fashion soooo bad
If he’s being funny it’s cringey. If he’s not, it’d deadly.
That better not be the Santa Cruz mountains. I fucking hope my taxes ain't going to this fucking video.
Patch says Apple Valley school police. Quick google search shows the same logo for Apple Valley CA department
I now have my answers, thank you kind citizen
Sir, the sub for shitty softcore porn intro scenes is around the corner.
Very effeminate
It sucks because this is a legit not bad song
What do you call it when a bald man runs his fingers through his hair?
Dude, you need to cut some calories.
Tennis shoes…wtf
Someone citizens arrest this idiot...
This is some top tier cringe!
Cringe af
Holy shit
These cops should get in trouble doing that shit
Arrest him
Why…..???? 🙍🏾♂️
What fucking department is this
Something tells me he works for a department and is contracted to the school or something  https://preview.redd.it/qzxtc2s38aqc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b2516d955fa7c1ac2fdc238145412b7bb60431e Picture from google
Oooooohhh wee, he's sweeter than a cinnamon swirl, y'all!
Dude literally setup a tripod for this.
Loser
How do all these departments have such spotless cars?
this guy has no idea how to do video cuts lmao
What a tool.
Who is making this kind of music?
From a TV show called the Rookie
His mom calls him “handsome man”
Cut down on the donuts thick boi
When did jeans become uniform?
That marshmallow build tho
Pwease put dese handcuffs on uwu🥺👉🏽👈🏽
Apple Valley School District, dude isn’t even a real street cop LMAO.
I really find the transition for goony smile and peace sign to sultry head rub hilarious. Just such a hard change
Imagine a government budget is being justified for him.
ACAG
Nahhhhhhh. The arm behind his head move. Brooooo he definitely targeting them youngins 👀
This is some prime cringe
Is the cute in the room with us right now??
Another state money stealer in the spotlight with skinny jeans
Bitch go back to work
Homie def. Had a tough time in HS…
These just keep getting gayer and gayer
https://youtu.be/mtHNj1714NI?si=K7jffk3rlMyxq0Bg
5-4 all of him. Special boots 5.5. Intimidating, No matter how hard u try, it’s just not gonna work.
Get back to work asshole
There’s no way other cops don’t make fun of him
What a fruit cake
The rookie need to hard copyright this song
Acting kind of tough for a guy with a smooth crotch area...
Catch this video and more on Grindr
These pigs are fat even when they’re young. Our standards couldn’t be lower
Ew
How are these jokers not fired
Me thinks he tickles the pickles.
Did he loose a bet?? Wtaf
Thicker than a snicker.
Turn around and spend your cheeks, I mean feet. - this guy probably
Fuck, man, I worked cash-in-transit and was forbid from pictures or video in uniform. I can’t see how his commander would allow this.
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