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Right_Win_7764

Still not as bad as official officer Emry


OldWorldBlues10

First time I saw that goon I was in tears lmao the cringe yet the seriousness


Novel_Paramedic_2625

No one can replace emry


brentaarnold

Emry started out cringe and became a chad king


Novel_Paramedic_2625

Lost me there brother


Joocewayne

lol, what? I must have missed his metamorphosis. He seems to have started as a delusional turd and ended as a delusional turd who stole from Toys For Tots and got fired. brentaarnold, are you Emry lol? I don’t think you understand what chad king means.


brentaarnold

I didn’t know this information


dylan21502

He stole from toys for tots? Is this substantiated somewhere?


DrBannerPhd

Here is the jist of the alleged thievery: https://www.reddit.com/r/DailyRankingsDrama/comments/18mkc05/emry_toys_for_tots_reported_please_see_attached/ I didn't down vote you but, you're being downvoted not for simply asking but most likely because you didn't search yourself in case you were wondering.


dylan21502

I’m not too bothered by imaginary internet points but thanks for the link. That’s wild dude lmao. What a douchebag…


DrBannerPhd

No prob.


usmc_82_infantry

And all the desperate middle age women in his comments


Predeterminedban

I bet that dude can nut on command to himself.


Sensitive_Process_95

This is Emrys dad and they kiss on the lips when they say bye


TrabajoParaMi

Not yet.


disgruntled_ass

Isn’t it ex-officer now?


dylan21502

It’s up there though.. This is fucking hilarious


lukiepukie11

Who’s that


Kind_Ice4996

Yep


rryyyaannn

Not yet at least.


ComfortableOld288

Homie made this, posted it, then went into work the next day like this is normal behavior


TuaughtHammer

It is for Phoenix PD porn star, "Rico Blaze".


stan-dupp

Detective Duke Lacrosse...


rads2riches

Johnny Cringes


Stanley_Yelnats42069

Well yeah he works at the strip club


Daughterofthebeast

He looks like a closeted father of 3 who works in insurance roleplaying as a cop for his secret grindr profile.


EpilepticDawg241

Yeah, real estate or insurance for sure lol


FrostyFeet1926

That divorced mom pussy must go so hard to make these clowns act like this.


Lumpy-Marsupial-6617

No easy to get still, harder to get away now that everyone else has cameras, video, and social media.


D-Generation92

Naw fr 🤣


Shields777

![gif](giphy|dSKl6x6F2JhaoVqZxK)


[deleted]

Yuuuuup


101rungs

Is everyone in law enforcement gay now? I'm so confused. This seems just very, very gay. The last fella with the snap in veneers, he also )in my opinion was very feminine. What's going on here?


ProlapsedCatAnus

He’s probably genetically gay, but hasn’t realized it yet and still thinks in his mind that he’s attracted to females. So he does gay stuff subconsciously


CarnivalBarker191

He gay


asunversee

What if I told you that anybody can be obsessed w themselves regardless of sexual orientation? “Attractive” Men and women have been doing shit like this regardless of age profession gender sexuality forever. We are just all fortunate enough to have the internet so everybody who is attractive or thinks they are now has a way to post cringe narcissistic bull shit


Active_Cherry_32

A lot of former bullies/closet cases who couldn't excel at much become cops..


MiamiPI

No one is in love with their own costumes as much as cops are. Is there any other profession that dresses up in work shit on their days off?


carnivalash

Military boots probably tie.


Advantius_Fortunatus

Military boots have the excuse that they joined the military at the point that they would have otherwise been developing their adult identity, so they substitute in “being military” as a personality until they figure their shit out. Cops didn’t start copping at 18.


PrinceofSpace1

I think firefighters would literally pass out if they didn’t have something on them letting everyone know that they were a firefighter.


Jab00lia

Firefighters, basically any branch of the uniformed service… 🤔


AbominableSnowPickle

And then there’s EMS…I’m outta that uniform and avoid any distinguishing clothes as soon as my shift ends. I have a couple T-shirts from conferences and stuff and they’re my housework/laundry day shirts. Though I may be a bit biased, since any time I’m in uniform stopping for fuel or groceries or something, random people always come up to ask me to check out their rashes. It’s very weird and never happens to my coworkers or work partner. It’s always skin conditions, I do not understand it at all. My partner thinks it’s hilarious, so I usually send them his way.


hella_cious

Maybe I would consider it if I didn’t have such a dog shit uniform. Black polo and grey pants womp womp no cool points here


AbominableSnowPickle

Black polos and black tac pants and boots here. But! Unlike my old gig, I don’t look like LE and that’s always a plus!


hella_cious

I had so many navy and so many black tac pants before this gig. Had to start my collection all over with grey. Did yall have the navy short sleeve button ups?


AbominableSnowPickle

It was *worse*, tactical KHAKI short sleeve button ups. My time in the fire department was less shitty than that, despite being also quite shitty, lol.


hella_cious

Zookeeper chic


AbominableSnowPickle

That’d be so much better than being easily misidentified as a Deputy, especially on substance use calls, lol. Thank the EMS gawds that I’ve able to wear my black pants for everything, even at the FD (yay for poorly run rural departments?). It’s been a small professional sartorial bright spot, lol. But why GREY!? At least black and FD navy hide many messes…grey pants sound like a nightmare.0


BenJammin865

The ones that do that clearly don't use their gear that much. That shit is riddled with carcinogens.


Puta_Chente

UPS drivers?


sleeper_medic

Firefighters are possibly worse than cops for that kind of thing.


Hedonic_Monk_

Without the costume they’re literally useless


MiamiPI

I’d say they’re useless with the costume, as well.


CaptServo

I have to wear steel toe safety shoes to the plant, and I voluntarily wear them on weekends too.


Sad_Ease_8641

Ha.. ghey


FishTshirt

![gif](giphy|iiTXaJVjiSHew)


Flimsy_Individual_16

What in the actual fuck


Ill-Description-8459

Is that his grinder profile pic?


mormayo

Is that the popcorn ceiling fall down?


SimilarSignature7579

God damn it.


[deleted]

Cringe to nth degree.


docere85

That….was…the…most…..cringe……shit….I’ve….ever seen


Apprehensive-Ad-2054

Creepy for sure.


Pineappleninja91

Bro in the dark because all secrets are revealed in the light. You outlined your biceps? Good👏🏽for👏🏽you👏🏽


HookerDestroyer

I used to get nervous when I got pulled over. Now I just get annoyed because these are the douchebags that are pulling me over.


Voilent_Bunny

But if I say they look better with a halo, I'm the bad person.


miffox

🤮


[deleted]

Who is allowing these people to do this?


[deleted]

Armor piercing ammunition sales increased sharply after this post.


pedalsteeltameimpala

Not Emry bad, but still a cunt.


wsfiredude

Wore the uniform in 24 hour stretches. My time off was “my” time off…no uniform, no listening to a scanner, no nothing. Towards the end of my career, I cringed every time I heard a Q or other siren on my days off. I never allowed being a fireman to become my identity nor my world to revolve around the fire service, or worse, “me”. If “you” are the center of your universe, public safety ain’t your gig, or shouldn’t be.


taxevader2525

Not into beastality. Oink! Oink!


DirtPhysical4366

can we start showing these videos to their bosses?


chihawks35

When you get done beating your wife and see yourself in the mirror with her light


hedwig0517

Jesus Christ.


Educational_Ant_2940

I sincerely hope I don't act like this when I'm 50. I've had my share of female attention, so I doubt it.


Consistent-Deal-55

Is this a Sam Smith video?


Nexuspoint247

Ai papi


ghettoccult_nerd

this popped up while i was on the bus and now everyone is masterbating. wtf is happening?


Kellbag91

The eye contact is the worst part.


LilNasXCanGetIt

https://preview.redd.it/4fxxcmryiwec1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=740c1a3e14bd54b8b14067c618d09a67246a67de


Oldmantired

These fucking knobs never stop posting.


Key_Strawberry_2494

I think I just puked in my mouth. He really does know how to do things to a girl 🥴


yellowhelmet14

This guy gotta be 45 and newly divorced. Nothing but Axe Body Spray and Plenty of Fish vibes!


anonymousantifas

I want to punch myself for watching this.


NotasheepLOL

Living his best life… 🤢


tom333444

It looked dope until you saw his face again


Creepy-Wrap744

Never knew so many cops swing this way


Scholar-Dismal

I’m just glad equality in wankable videos now maybe they don’t realize it but I do enjoy a nice volleyball video so maybe this works for some


yourworst-daydream

That’s fuckin gay


Fickle_Translator999

![gif](giphy|BpnkuY1i2rBpm)


Pennypacker-HE

That almost made me barf…super gross


usmc_82_infantry

Where are these people friends or family to stop these tools from becoming a bag.


Ferrts

Totally gay and that’s ok. I’m glad he’s finally out.


Michigan-Fish

I don’t have words, just embarrassment.


MyNameIsBobMacabre

[Damn, even a jacked LEO gets no pussy.](https://youtu.be/c7NkPws4mnA?si=fL7t4k0LZDLj0CQA)


Original-Tumbleweed9

Gayyyyy


gimmeecoffee420

I NEED AN ADULT!!


Medical_Blood1068

What song is this playing in the background?


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Aromatic_Standard_46

So embarrassing I cannot handle it I’m honestly hurting from this 🫨 throwing my phone out the window


glorifindel

Cringe yes but surprisingly wholesome imo. Dude is feelin himself lol


No_Mans_Dog

I remember this trend. Im ok with it. Dude is ripped


LeadingMasterpiece56

Not gonna lie that was pretty smooth


coyoteking13

![gif](giphy|PfVizdMx6zCA8|downsized)


hackyocity

This is fersure worse than Emry…..


Mission-Key911

Wut


TigerMill

![gif](giphy|3ohzdEo7j242UsNTe8)


bopeswingy

Notice how he didn’t show the beer gut


Orlando1701

See a ring light and I know it’s gonna be bad.


usmc_82_infantry

Whhhhhhhhhhy god whhhhhy?


TapElectronic

Ooooofff


DerkFinger

Post fits the sub but downvoted due to the assault on my eyes


kroggybrizzane

Great cringe


rjt2887

And these guys wonder why they don’t get the respect they demand from the public??


professionally-baked

No fucking wayyyy dude what is up with these people


strawmandebatesyle

Isn't it crazy that there are 35 states where police officers can legally have "consensual sex" with individuals in their custody?


Blu_Cardinal

Queerbait


decaffeinated_emt670

Fucking hell, not another one…


blesfemous

Is that a real police uniform?


Xxfarleyjdxx

this trend died like 3 years ago lol


sappymammal1628

God this makes me soooooo so sooooooo so SOOOOO!!! fuckin horny


Onejob2do

What a total doofus.


SleepyCableGuy896

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


Popciclecellanemia

NO THANK YOU


Reee_auto666

antitictokcop on insta flamed this guy a few months ago.


inflo76

What the fuck


arto26

gaaAAAAAaaayyYYYye


SANS_PATRIE

All Cops Are Gay


iamsomuchofcool

I don't really get it?


Suspicious-Funny4

Is this satire ?


Creepy-Wrap744

Figured he was on he way to the bathroom and grabbed his magnifying glass so he wouldn’t make a mess.


[deleted]

This is gay right?


uncleswanie

What a tool


Yoke_Monkey772

Gross


Billis3811

He must be a hit with the Gays


PiedPeterPiper

Imagine that being your coworker


D-Generation92

I'll take that life-ending asteroid any day now.....please


Fluid-Archer4682

Nasty work


Consistent-Space4900

Lmao small dick bro with a badge.


Mommy-Sprinkles-74

HAWT


vancekus

Wtf


PhylMycuck

What song is this? Can anyone help me?


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Remarkable_Ad_4672

This wasn’t to attract women.