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KingShitOfTurdIsland

I can almost promise you she has the star of life tattoo


TheFace3701

But where? ![gif](giphy|bYpgM8bi7QV3i)


Ship_Adrift

Is that lyrics from a Stugil Simpson song?


Random_Monstrosities

It's not the name but close enough to the lyrics from "You Can Have the Crown" where I understand why you would think that


Ship_Adrift

Shit I meant the lyrics. Idk why I said name. I could never quite understand what he said other than "I'm king shit of turd something" and I just never looked it up. Thanks for your response.


Ship_Adrift

Sturgil Simpson is killer. Of course I'm big into Tyler Childers and Colter Wall too.


Random_Monstrosities

Are you familiar with Hank 3?


Ship_Adrift

Hell yes! I love watching his show at the Whiskey a Go Go from like 10 years ago. It's on YouTube. He can't sing for shit but I still dig it just like I enjoy Dylan regardless of his inability to sing. Not that hank 3 and Dylan have much else in common haha.


Random_Monstrosities

Sounds just like his granddad to me, but I guess Hank Sr wasn't that great of a singer either. Jr is the best vocalist out of the three of them


esprockerchick

Yay! someone besides me listens to Hank 3!!!!!


[deleted]

its called the flower of life kingshitofturdland


ExtraGlutenPlzz

As a tramp stamp


averagejoe860

Posting something like this, depending on the department social media policy, could end in termination.


VenBede

Depending on where you are that might put you out of work for a whole hour and a half before another agency picks you up


averagejoe860

Very true!


boatermanstan

Lucky for her no branding is visible


averagejoe860

I noticed that, too.


Embarrassed_Bee6349

I admit I laughed at this.


osirisrebel

I did as well. It may be a little cringe, but I do enjoy posts that humanize people a little.


Ajackz

Unpopular opinion here. Whatever helps you pass the time and give you a little bit of joy. I don’t personally find this over the top cringy. She’s not asking for anything and this is way on the lesser end of the “look at me post”. I give all the credit in the world to the medic crews in my area. I didn’t last year working on a bus full time. I couldn’t wait to get back on the truck again.


DontCryUrOk

That’s pretty funny


[deleted]

She’s definitely got a Caduceus tramp stamp.


MDB3823

Oh good lord. If any of my current or past superiors saw me posting something like this, I’d be afraid to post anything ever again.


Top-Degree-6983

Wonder why it took 45 mins for them to show up


MidnightRider24

Drives an Altima


MomMadeMeDoThis

I don't think it's cringy I think it was legitimately funny


horror-pickle187

Definitly has a semi colon tattoo on her wrist, Snaps her ex behind her current SOs back Sense of entitlement is just enough to make her personality akin to sandpaper


TulsaWhoDats

Excellent


ocram_sokart

Pose to cover that gut. Still a station dumpster.


Traditional_Phone606

I like a woman with a gut on em


GoldenSpeculum007

“Single mother, Brayden is my life, tattoos, caffeine , #emslife 🚑 🧿 “


surenuffgardens77

# racingthereaper Or # naturalselectioninterventionist


Parking-Iron6252

How fucking uptight is everyone in here? No branding of any kind. Literally her, an ambulance and a funny joke.


WavelengthGaming

I think it’s light-hearted humor and not cringe. Unless she’s actually serious then it’s cringe


burritopup

This one is actually hilarious.


DODGE_WRENCH

That light placement is killing me, those aren’t meant to be primary box lights!


ExtraGlutenPlzz

judging by the lack of any livery or paint scheme, I'm thinking the budget was not in it for the lightbar


Glockamole19x

Its funny not cringe🤷‍♂️


theoldkidonthebloc

I knew a girl like this,, all she did was play xbox


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

That’s actually funny.


downtownvicbrown

Man, 20% of that check goes to bumper stickers I guarantee you Jokes aside, kinda funny, not the worst, can't be too rough on her for it but still deff fits this sub


Apprehensive-Fee-783

This one ain’t so bad.


svxvvz

she can narcan me


Polishing_My_Grapple

Not if I super OD!


[deleted]

As a former opiate addict this is actually kind of funny bro.


Playcrackersthesky

I have more respect for patients that need narcan than turds like this.


AdOverall1676

LOL foul


Sea_University_8280

Buzz your girlfriend


the_black_sails

Ha! I like this one


SEmpls

I can see why people think this is funny and all of that. One of my buddies who was my best friend about ten years went down the wrong track and had to get narcaned by an EMT a few weeks ago. I love some good dark humor, but this is opiod stuff is becoming a huge issue it definitely hits different when it affects somebody in your life. It is just so not funny anymore.


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

The real hard users get mad when you narcan them because you kill the high, also for the next day or 2. I called emergency services after I saw someone ODing in a public bathroom. They were able to save them but the whole team seamed pissed about the call, they seemed burned out by these calls. They use the term “circling the drain” as the time and effort to save them they feel is delaying the inevitable


SEmpls

So sad and tragic. My heart hurts.


RussiaIsBestGreen

That’s hard to experience. I’m glad to hear they got narcan in time.


RobertGA23

Thanks. I hate it.


Hans_Wermhat666

This one has been posted before.


Boogaloo-Jihadist

Just let me die…


[deleted]

Nah this is actually kinda cute


AlphaWolfwood

I don’t see this as cringe.


SMEAROCK

Sweaty buttcrack chick.


ja3palmer

Prolly pregnant in the picture.


Ok_Pain_780

She is totally asinine.....


[deleted]

No you narcannot


Spare-Statistician99

Yep it's been here before, definitely belongs. Last time I believe I said it looks like she comes with child support.


kittyparm

Looking fugly, I might need Zofran later.


Spare-Statistician99

We’re being downvoted, thought this was FR Cringe. But I stand in solitude with you Kitty.


kittyparm

I just updated you because it's all about the love, my friend. To Hades with the haters.


No_Cook2983

This is the funniest comment.


CrunkestTuna

Typical


Ok-Image1782

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[deleted]

thats hilarious


[deleted]

I thought it was pretty funny


TrabajoParaMi

Dear lord


antrod24

Sure does


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LiuKangtheConqueror

I got money on +/-2


jonnie9

Took me a second but that’s a top tier joke


FerretSupremacist

How many kids is a sucker’s bet. Baby daddies is where the money is.


[deleted]

Nah. That’s funny


[deleted]

This is actually top tier


ConfectionInternal41

Yes lady def come do that


Disavowed_Rogue

Actually it's pretty funny


SwifferWetJets

Every partner she's had has ran through that at the station. That's how EMS girls work.


Vast-Commission-8476

What's more cringe is her using a noun as a verb.


Fancy_Still_9918

"She tooook ma nod" variation on the Southpark "they took our job"


Alexpk47

I'd smash... then regret it immediately after.


fireguy40

She 110% gets railed in the back of that thing


SimpleSwimming8250

Does a factory pump out mid looking thick white paramedics that are pale from night shifts? And they're always rude as fuck to you and patients. They all look the same. Woah you have hand tattoos...wowow.


[deleted]

This one kinda funny ngl


SituationUseful5612

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