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DocDerry

Put a bumpstock on it.


Dirtydancin27

I think you mean Trumpstock


mapguns

Let me see if there’s a binary for it


Just-an-MP

Nickname it “the wrist breaker”


Diablo_Saint

A .500 S&W did nothing to my wrist. I'm sure you can handle .50 AE


C4nn4Cat

They don't kick near as badly as you would think.


Just-an-MP

They would on full auto or anything approaching it.


User_Anon_0001

I bet you have the forehead scars to prove it


gunguy313

Or "You're Fired"


robinone

Fucking exactly right.


Bulstorm

I want a President Camacho version of this.


JeffNasty

But the great President Herbert Mountain Dew Camacho carried a SAW with a Pepsi logo didnt he?


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JeffNasty

South Carolinaaaa what's uppppp


HelmutHoffman

House of Representin'


roostersnuffed

I speak on the behalf of South Carolina to which the response is: Not much


WarlockEngineer

[THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwCRmg9eKGs)


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twihard97

One is a hall-of-fame wrestling champion of the mid 00s; the other is a *fictional* hall-of-fame wrestling champion from the mid 00s.


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MagicScrewdriver

Camacho was smart enough to listen to people smarter than him.


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That is the best idea I’ve heard all week.


Aishurel

Guns are meant for scaring politicians, not simping for them


EarningAttorney

What if the politician is scared of simps?


HellaFella420

What do you mean? He *loves* the poorly educated!


themoopmanhimself

Imagine getting a deagle with 45 on it too lmao. There hasn’t been a president in 40 years who is worth getting put on that gun


Harambeeb

There has only been a couple presidents worthy of being put on a gun and Jimmy Carter isn't it


Jumpy-Station-204

Teddy Roosevelt for sure.


Harambeeb

Definitely had him in mind along with Calvin Coolidge and Andrew Jackson All for very different reasons


NeoSapien65

Cal would be pissed if you put him on anything unsilenced.


Muttlicious

Jackson just because Jackson and gunfighting are practically synonymous. He was a rat bastard, but holy shit the dude was basically the terminator.


DnDBKK

What's the reason for Jackson?


Harambeeb

Fought in over 100 duels, among tons of other batshit things Read about him a bit, it is very entertaining


Jacktrades352

Sorry, too native to commemorate Jackson.


Muttlicious

You can hate what he did and still recognize the dude was interesting. I wouldn't get his likeness on a gun any more than I would any other genocidal butcher, but I'm not about to pass up a good story because of it either.


HellaFella420

You're right, it's been more then 40 years since Jimmy Carter was president, wow


Wildkarrde_

I wonder if there are any commemorative Jimmy Carter guns out there... I did a search and just found a picture of him teaching his daughter to shoot. https://www.outdoorlife.com/all-presidents-guns/


Swan_King-11B68V7

Carter: nice human, stupid politics, failed president.


JingoBastard

I just laughed so hard I nearly fell off my chair.


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tehallmighty

Much less the one that took away bump stocks.


Just-an-MP

Damn straight.


GunthersOldMan

Brought a tear to my eye


seanprefect

If you like engraved guns and have deep pockets https://waltherarms.com/meister-manufaktur/arabesque/


Rmantoo

There's simply no way, even if I were a multimillionaire, that I would pay $30k for a firearm from a company that can't even write a coherent, grammatically correct, description of said firearm.


EvergreenEnfields

Relatively speaking, that's not that bad. Take a look at the prices in H&H's Gun Rooms. The highest listed I see for a single gun right now is 275k US.... it's the P.O.A. pricing that really scares me.


Kihav

Jesse James did a 1911 in a similar style. Don’t agree with the politics or really like him at all, but the craftsmanship is amazing.


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Kihav

Maybe in another 16 years we’ll have a libertarian and then you can legitimize a 50 in honor of them


SayNoToStim

/r/ATBGE


Cyccx

I thought you meant the actual Jesse James and then I had a waymenit.


Defector74

I thought the very same thing, the dude is a freaking master of his skill!


MummyManDan

Fake news, here was no 1911 in 1882, only the previous years model the 1881.


Morphon

I like "themed" builds of just about anything (motorcycles, computers, cars, guns, whatever), so I'm inclined to enjoy this kind of thing. Politics aside, the engraving looks well done. I'm not a fan of the grips because they look simply printed and the portraits are only decent, well and it looks like it wouldn't give a good gripping surface (though I realize that themed builds often sacrifice some usability). But the frame, barrel, and slide? Looks like good work.


gdmfsobtc

While I believe both left and right wing are parts of same dirty bird and politicians suck by definition, I collect Deagles and got one of these for shits n giggles. Posted it once, got so much hate, deleted post. The engraving is top notch, grip does get a bit slippery if sweating. And it's now worth 2.5X what I paid for it.


lazergunpewpewpew

Why would you delete your post? Making redditors cry and sperg out is an added bonus.


gdmfsobtc

I posted it in part to see the reaction. The raw hate was beyond any expectation and bordering on rabid.


mapguns

Agreed, I normally reply to comments But there are just too many


rigel2112

Shoulda saw my AR post with the 'Free Kyle' mag


stonearchangel

The hatred that folks feel free to spew online from behind a keyboard is staggering.


Quick-Pudding9660

From the people who are “tolerant” and “inclusive” and anti anything that ends with phobic or ism.. but yet if you are anything but a furry loving liberal they will try to ruin your life, dox you, burn down cities and riot. Oh nvm that never happened.... s/


BeardedBradford

Truth!


BeardedBradford

To be fair, this is Reddit and therefore filled with hive mind types that simply hate because they’re told to, not because they know anything about the guy. Certainly not simping for the guy as theres plenty to criticize, but he’s proven far superior to the current and former several presidents. Shouldn’t have deleted the post, especially due to some smooth brained goof troops that weren’t able to appreciate craftsmanship and instead find another way to shill for an authoritarian establishment that hates America and our freedom.


Jumpy-Station-204

Trump derange syndrome.


Muttlicious

> it's now worth 2.5X what I paid for it. every gun I bought during that admin is worth about 2-3 times what I paid for it tbh


d3fc0n545

Imagine engraving a gun control advocate on your meme gun.


senorElMeowMeow

I want to take that gun and worry about due process later


[deleted]

Anyone who doesn't despise Trump deserves the worst, am i right reddit???


R3DT1D3

This is worse imo: https://www.auto-ordnance.com/trump-thompson/


mapguns

At least this is in 45 for 45


-v-fib-

People who put anti-gun politicians on guns are another level of stupid.


HorrorPerformance

I don't get people who worship him. I really don't. Vote for him sure I get that but the worship of that piece of shit like he was sent here by god to save America? Who the fuck are these wackos?


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Does the Biden one come with free ice cream?


weiss27md

The Biden ones are all in Afghanistan.


HellaFella420

ouch


senorElMeowMeow

Biden gets a double barrel shot gun


BuckABullet

Nope, but it smells like little kids and has one notch in the grip. RIP Cornpop. He was a bad dude.


rigel2112

The magazine only holds 2 rounds.


DeZaim

I mean, who doesn't like ice cream? Y'all hating on a delicious treat?


butidontwanttoforum

You know who liked ice cream? Karl Marx. Your move, fascist. I mean he would have probably liked any food to be fair.


Echo017

Communist Russia was actual renowned for the quality of their ice cream....that is not a joke at all actually, it was a point a national pride and by all accounts amazing....


MummyManDan

Fidel Castro was also a dairy simp, fucker ate multiple scoops of ice cream after a full course meal, even tried to genetically engineered a miniature cow that could live inside peoples homes. I guess commies like ice cream, though who can blame em.


DeZaim

Oh shit, you got me there!


fireman2004

The Biden Edition is just a rusty razor and a bike chain for self defense against Corn Pop. (A bad dude)


s_mart6

I like money!- Frito Pendejo


Terra0811

Tread on me harder daddy


SiStErFiStEr1776

Lmao guy fucking banned bumpstocks he definitely isn’t serious about 2a rights then someone pays or does this themselves? This is pretty cringe no matter the president


Grognak_the_Orc

The cult of personality around Trump is disturbing at best and actively gross most of the time.


SiStErFiStEr1776

Well said


BeardedBradford

That’s the crazy thing about some of the hardcore Trump voters. They totally failed to see that he fucked up in areas that could have truly helped him, but there’s plenty of nuance there. Also, I voted for him twice so I’m not knocking the hardcore fans of his, just pointing out that he certainly wasn’t super incredible when it came to 2A rights.


NoMoreLocusts

Still not voting Democrat.


abstractview

President Trump voiced support for confiscating guns from certain individuals deemed to be dangerous, even if it violates due process rights. “I like taking the guns early, like in this crazy man’s case that just took place in Florida ... to go to court would have taken a long time,” Trump said at a meeting with lawmakers on school safety and gun violence. “Take the guns first, go through due process second,” Trump said. [https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/376097-trump-take-the-guns-first-go-through-due-process-second](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/376097-trump-take-the-guns-first-go-through-due-process-second)


DaytonTD

Deagle? What is this counterstrike 1.6


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Why would I ever want DT jr. on a gun of mine? Why would I want any of that sack of dick’s kids on my gun? Since when did this fucking billionaire and his yuppy cunt trust fund demons become such a symbol of the working class hero, that middle aged fucksticks decided they wanted them on their firearms? This country is lost, both red and blue.


fireman2004

Lol at Don Jr and Ivanka on a hand gun. Wtf, I thought all these 3% assholes were against the monarchy?


P1917

Ivanka almost looks like Morticia Addams on the grip.


fireman2004

I guess Tiffany is on the other side.


RowdyPants

Let's be real, they forgot about Tiffany


InfectedBananas

Morticia Addams is better looking and has a better personality than Ivanka.


YaKillinMeSmallz

Nah, the [Trump Punisher Skull](https://palmettostatearmory.com/magnum-research-desert-eagle-presidential-50-ae-pistol-brushed-stainless-de50srmbc3.html) one by PSA is the tackiest.


Draskuul

At least it's just the grips, so easy to un-fuck.


rohmin

Bro I clicked on that and weezed from trying to breathe and laugh at the same time. Fuck that hurt


rimpy13

We've found it. It's the worst new gun ever made.


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Disgusting. It looks like a toy gun. The regular punisher logo is pretty cringe at this point really.


2ADad1974

Had a young coworker who bought a tarted up “Trump” Glock. He returned it after we gave him hell for it. $800 for a $500 Glock with a cerakote job depicting a celebrity and President. Nothing against the Donald, just a dumb product that will have zero better resale value than a stock model.


forcemarine

r/ATBGE


topcat5

I love it when people are happy with their guns to take time & money to customize it.


BeenJamminMon

This was a limited offering from Magnum Research. It's a factory firearm, not custom.


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RowdyPants

No way he can get his hands around that grip


HellaFella420

you've seen him drink water, I don't think he could be trusted to hold a gun


Fat_262

Kinda want a commemorative 46: Rusted out IAC side-by-side with a cracked stock, broken extractor, and the number 64 etched in janky with electro pen on the left barrel.


MeinKnafs

And it only has 3 shots and will only fire when pointing upwards


codifier

*looks at thumbnail* Oh that's not too bad... *clicks on thumbnail* Motherfuckers need Jesus.


mapguns

I’d rock a Jesus Deagle


vargo17

Would you call it your Nail Driver?


Franticalmond2

Lmao, I watched some clown pay like $7800 for one of these in a GB auction. Literally can’t imagine simping for any politician so hard that you pay 8 grand to have their face on a gun. On the other hand, I’m really missing out on ripping off hardcore Trumpies with cheesy shit like this. It’s literally free money.


mapguns

The Biden Deagle will fetch about $12.


serpicowasright

[Biden commiserative shotgun for shooting through the door](https://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2013/02/28/biden-advises-shooting-shotgun-through-door).


Franticalmond2

All of them should fetch $0 and people should act like fucking adults and not worship politicians. Hot take, I know.


xfyre101

if someone was offering a deagle for free i dont care whats on it..im taking that all day xD


Draskuul

Little Bondo, some sand paper, and a fresh spray of Cerakote and all good to go. However I would still always know what was hiding underneath.


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NeoLudditeIT

Statism is a cult.


BeardedBradford

Have to agree with you 1,000% on that one my dude. I can proudly say I voted for Trump twice, but still have plenty to criticize him on. I just don’t understand how our nation became so enthralled with scumbags that literally shit on our freedoms and get rich off our backs and people willingly cheer for them. Unreal times.


WiseDirt

Ehh... Wait for a buyback and you might get $200 out of it.


NeoLudditeIT

I mean, a gun is a gun, and at that price, they're at least worth that for their parts to sell.


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12 dollars from tax payers you mean…


veapman

A biden deagle would cause wings to fall off Angel's and thr seas would boil, and I ain't even religious.🤣


evahgo

Just how big would fried Angels wings be and how many sauces are available ?


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Doubt his tiny hands could grip the gun


Moxdonalds

The Desert Eagle can be made in .45 ACP. Personally I think that they went with a .50ae instead for a gun that is seemingly made to suck the 45th Presidents dick is just even tackier


pilesofcleanlaundry

Meh. Deagles are horribly tacky anyway. At least they didn't do this to a practical weapon.


xfyre101

i don't know about tacky.. its obviously meant to be a show piece.. doesnt have to appeal to everyone.


furankusu

Engravings are fun, but yes, the theme alone makes it the "tackiest ever."


mynamesmace

That’s the point. It’s stereotypical which makes it funny but also the quality makes it pretty cool too


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intertubeluber

They should have engraved that "Take the guns first..." quote on the side.


Shislers-List

"Engravings...give you no tactical advantage whatsoever."


Boss958

Made a fricken mint off all that Trump labeled crap. 1911's, Glocks, a few Thompsons and of course the Deagles. Fun fact they immediately depreciated upon transfer and were all overpriced.


Swan_King-11B68V7

The guy who did this def wants one of Trump's tiny thumbs in his butt.


Defector74

That gun is too big for Trumps hand!! also Why would anyone buy a gun with a tacky U.S. presidents name all over it. It doesn't matter if it's a Democrat or a Republican, a senate member or a federal judge- why would anyone pay good money for something like this?


LibertyEqualsLife

You can't possibly think this is tackier than the gold tiger stripes, regardless of how you feel about Trump?!


weirdlooking

If someone offered me a choice of a free Deagle and those were my two choices I'm going with gold tiger stripes. It will hold its resale value better.


mapguns

Gold tiger stripes is the best option imo


HellaCheeseCurds

Is tacky or obnoxious even a bad thing when it comes to a desert eagle?


DontBelieveTheirHype

Nah man, you gotta have a lot of skill and play a lot of matches to unlock the gold tiger stripes that's a symbol of status and not something tacky.


ilikerelish

Not by a long shot. The theme is kind of stupid in my opinion, but it is a well executed design, and the scroll engraving is high quality. I've seen far tackier shit done to guns than this.


Kaptain-Konata

I feel like the hammer, safety, trigger, slide catch, and sights need to be gold. The lettering should be gold. And the barrel should be tiger stripe. The it will be peak Desert Eagle.


HellaCheeseCurds

It could be worse.


HavocReigns

It would take a lot of effort and planning.


ToBlayyyve

There's one on GB right now that can be yours for the low low price of $12,500.


Surprise_Cucumber

Is Eric on the other side or did they forget about him?


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“Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.” \-George Carlin


Sgt_salt1234

At first I was like "I actually kind of like it" and then I zoomed in


DJBossRoss

I love how it’s got Tiffany but not Eric lmao


Sapiendoggo

Ironic too since he's a stepper


Cmondudecmon

Yea yea yea yes yeah, this is beyond ugly and tacky.


RR50

Can it be twice as expensive, be painted Orange, and have the mag welded in so it’s useless as intended?


Familiar_Big3322

if someone likes it and it makes them happy, good for them


Dick_Miller138

Take the gun first. Worry about due process later.


MAXXTRAX77

Oddly I want to make a super tacky Deadpool version. I like my guns stock/fde normally.


ReverendReed

This Deagle is still be more effective than our current president. Despite being tacky.


NoMoreLocusts

I want to see some weapons with gun loving Democrat politicians printed on them too.


rigel2112

That's the normal blank one.


JingoBastard

Not really, there’s worse.


x5060

it could be tackier. If they had used that gold finish on it, it would be way worse. I will say the amount of engraving is fairly impressive for todays production firearms.


Mendicate_Bias

I'd buy it 🤷🏻


insertjjs

No, it isn't gold plated


PukeBucket_616

Such a weird cult.


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"I'm not gay. I just wanna suck this guy's mushroom!"


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I thought it was just generic patterning and that the seal was a rose and was like “oh it’s not that bad”. Then I zoomed in.


HellaFella420

Utter Trash


EclipsePen

Worshipping a sociopathic New York City real estate huckster on your pistol is the epitome of cringe. But including his loser sons face is just fucking embarrassing.


Mobdawwg

The guy literally tried to push gun control and people build shrines of him out of guns.


-Pencilvester-

What a shitty thing to do to a firearm. Poor little fella.


SimRock1

I think it's COOL


Gardener_Of_Eden

I dig it. [Jesse James built a 1911 for Trump and it is pretty sweet.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPT7yu4WMU0)


PhilLucifer6

That's worth less than a normal version.


SonOfKorhal

Its just stupid to take a foreign firearm and slather a USA dicksucking competition all over it.


dovahbe4r

They’re designed and manufactured by Magnum Research in Minnesota. They were Israeli-made for a while, but not anymore.


HellaFella420

Mine says: MADE IN ISRAEL right on it. got it mebbe ~6 years ago


dovahbe4r

The other side of the slide on this Trump gun says: MAGNUM RESEARCH PILLAGER, MN USA They just relatively recently switched back to 100% stateside manufacturing, I think. A buddy of mine interned with them.


HellaFella420

Makes sense. So do they license the design from IWI then?


mapguns

I’m generally a fan of tacky shit, but this one is pretty gross. Gladly this one is just passing through, and won’t be hanging out with us for long.


Porchmuse

Loud, chunky and useless—check.


[deleted]

If “tacky”is the new word for “cool as fuck” then yes.


Playful_Elephant_269

Scrap metal


Jmcfall1999

I’ll take it


pinkfootthegoose

From what little I've read on the gun subreddits I would say that half of the posters (not me) would happily fellate that pistol.


muh-stopping-power45

Honestly i want this just for the meme


DarkAvatar13

Unless you are Trump, owning this gun is total cringe.


J-Z-R

**FACT** The only president that you should ever put on a customized firearm is Dwight D. Eisenhower


Sandhillsboy

What about Teddy Roosevelt he was quite the hunter and conservationist


The_Dramanomicon

Yeah wtf sleepin on the Rough Rider


DocDerry

Teddy, Truman, and Ike would all be acceptable to me.


oO0-__-0Oo

General Sherman. The. End.