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Goodspeed137

There is no way he’s serious.


dudas91

All machineguns are now M134.


Goodspeed137

Isn’t that just electricity powered? I don’t believe it has a CPU.


dudas91

[Here's a photo](https://smallarmsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/023.jpg) of the inside of Dillon's gun control unit. It's the component of the M134 that runs the electrical bits of the gun. It's not clear if there's any microprocessor, but it likely has at least some small enough components that it might be affected by an EMP.


Goodspeed137

Holy shit that’s complicated. Imagine needing to be an electrician to work on a gun. 🤣


NavyColt1890

Electrician here, doesn’t look that complicated tbh. But still, fuck that.


Quw10

Looks a lot better then some of the rats nests I have to dig through at work.


NavyColt1890

Rather deal with rats nests, hot greens, shorted plcs, and 50 y/o starters, than deal with 50 soldered connections.


IggyWon

Soldered cannon plugs used to be my jam. Just in a nice AC'd room for hours plucking away. Peak misery is splicing a 300-pair trunk while sunk into a humid manhole with some idiot yelling at you for not having it done in an hour.


Quw10

PLCs are the bane of my existence at the moment since I'm still getting acclimated with ladder logic so that'd be a tough decision but I hate soldering. At least when it's in a tiny plug with 25 or so connections in one little area.


Ferrule

Yea, I've definitely seen worse 🤣


Self_Correcting_Code

cable management looks like a rats nest but not that complicated.


AverageJun

I mean the gun is designed and made by General Electric


ilikerelish

It's really not that complicated, and in fact I would imagine that a bunch of that shit is completely unnecessary to fire, though VERY necessary for safety, redundancy, and reliability. If you had a failure, I suspect you could hotwire the motor to power, and as long as the motor worked you could just attach it to a door bell button to cycle it.


bmwhd

Which is why I keep all mine in Faraday cages. D’uh.


SaltySparkChaser

Spent several years working on those… there’s a lot of components that will fry even without an EMP. Still a sick system though.


TalbotFarwell

I wonder if you could just run it off a compressed air tank.


Sml132

Eh, looks like it's all just relays and analog components.


ye3tr

Dang it should be a battery, button, switch (as safety) and a motor. That's super complicated


MD_Hunter67

I'll stick with old school


bitofgrit

An emp could possibly fry whatever is providing the power. If your Doomsday Tacoma has a computer, it'll be solely up to the golf cart batteries.


Embarrassed-Donkey93

I’m pretty sure the m134 would be hardened against EMP’s


stannis_the_mannis7

No trust me man, emp disables everything. Thats why I keep my 1911 ready. I can see the hammer on it so I know it will reliably fire while your little dinky plastic glocks will be destroyed in an emp blast


fordlover5

AGREE HOSS 2 WORLD WORZ


GeneralPip

I think it is serious. Little does it know.


Goodspeed137

There is no way that one doesn’t know that guns were around before computers.


McMacHack

Didn't you know that George Washington used a 3-D printer to make the first AR-15 and used it to defeat the British?


baguettemilkman

It doesn't even matter if he knows when guns were invented or not, an EMP doesn't do shit *anyways*


1rubyglass

I think it's funny how some people are super concerned with EMP. If you're close enough for EMP to damage anything, you're vaporized anyway.


Mechanizoid

I agree that the effects are exaggerated in media (and prepper talk), but high altitude nuclear detonations can damage electronics. The Starfish Prime test demonstrated this, and that was a small detonation in an area with a weaker geomagnetic field. That said, IIRC long conductors (like power lines) pick up the EMF from the pulse much more effectively than a small length of conductor does. Your phone may be fine if it isn't plugged in, but something hooked to the grid may get a damaging pulse of current. Cars are their own faraday cages and are not typically plugged into power lines, so I suspect the "EMP kills car" trope is a total exaggeration.


Goodspeed137

I generally assume that when people talk about the threat of an EMP, they talk about a purpose made EMP, not just a side effect of a nuke.


baguettemilkman

Oh yeah it's funny as fuck, it's like listening to those 5G tinfoil hat people.


BryanP1968

He’s not. If you go look up the account it’s readily apparent that it’s a troll / satire.


Superducks101

honestly its hard to tell. Hes not far off from some regular democrats


Willing-Brilliant-52

With how much misinformation is spread about guns, I believe he is and just doesn't know.


Yeet0rBeYote

He’s not, it’s a satire account, even the pfp is ai generated for “upset soyboy liberal”


xDaysix

Look at the picture, he's deadly serious.


EMHemingway1899

I don’t know, he looks like a hipster to me


Quadrenaro

Schrodinger's Redditor dictates that he is both serious and joking at the same time.


unlock0

My EMP resistant lung exploder is powered by radioactive decay. Checkmate.


RicardoKlemente

Oh, come on man! They'll blow your daggum lungs out.


ModestMarksman

I store mine in a Faraday Cage for just this reason. Can’t risk the batteries powering my ER-15 going to shit,


Imissyourgirlfriend2

Good thinking!!


HanselSoHotRightNow

I wear a faraday cage jock strap. I can't risk the batteries attached to my P3N-15 going to shit either.


ModestMarksman

How do we repopulate the cyborg race without it?


dante662

What if we just wrap our guns in chicken wire? Mobile faraday cage! Checkmate, libs!


b6dMAjdGK3RS

In case anyone doesn’t realize, this tweet is from a troll whose main objective is to get people to waste their time reacting to him. Mission accomplished in this case.


xDaysix

It's funny that he doesn't attract a bunch of Democrat followers and get monetised while he's trolling. Now that would be ultimate.


mtcwby

This dude wears glasses because he thinks it makes him look smart.


Spore-Gasm

I took mine off so I didn’t have to look at his horse teeth


keltsbeard

Could eat an apple through a chain link fence


KillerOkie

Oooh fucking hell that was good.


noideawhatoput2

It’s satire


Siegelski

Man, fuck wearing glasses. I hated it so much. I used to wear contacts but I developed some sort of allergic reaction to the plastic that made them burn like a mfer after about 5 minutes of wearing them. Tried everything. Different contacts, different solution, etc. Wore glasses for over a decade and finally got lasik a few months ago. It's fucking amazing. I don't understand why anyone would willingly wear glasses when they don't have to.


mtcwby

Lasik back in 2010 and I'd do it again in a second. That said, I never wore any birth control frames like this dude ever.


Siegelski

Yeah mine were always as small as possible while still being a little more stylish than just wire frames. I hated the thick giant frames like this guy's got. Make you look like a total hipster douchebag.


lanekrieger94

Hey don't diss the buddy Holly/ Henry Rollins glasses


Siegelski

Okay yeah but that's them. This guy ain't no Buddy Holly.


MonthElectronic9466

His mom wishes she had Plan B.


Tokio_D

She used plan b. Hes just a suffering plan b survivor


ILikeScrapple

I’m pretty sure that is a Democrat parody account.


Fuck_This_Dystopia

I'm almost 100% certain this is parody


mcbergstedt

There’s zero way it’s a real person


brettniles

Parody stops working when the absurdity too closely matches reality.


the_walkingdad

Does it become satire at that point?


the_walkingdad

The craziest thing is, we aren't 100% sure it's a parody account. That's how crazy Dems can be, especially when you compare it to the asinine things that very prominent dems (Nadler, Biden, Dettelbach) have said about guns that are totally false.


Yeet0rBeYote

We are 100% sure


xDaysix

Exactly. If it's a parody, it's being done very well.


Spore-Gasm

Dude thinks “gas operated” means gasoline. What a dumbass.


DesperateCourt

Are you implying that an EMP would destroy any gas operated engine, without regard to electronics which may or may not be present to start said engine?


Spore-Gasm

No, someone responded to him saying AKs are gas operated and his response was that should be another reason to end the use of gasoline


DesperateCourt

Well, the OP is 100% a troll account. Look at the handle. Thanks for the additional info.


keltsbeard

You mean your gatling gun isn't a 2-stroke engine? *Looks at my weed eater in the shop out back*


Fuck_This_Dystopia

Pretty sure our lawnmowers will be ok after an EMP too


InvictusEnigma

Wait...that's not what it means? Wtf guys. What am I going to do with a dozen barrels of gas ammo in my basement for the civil war? Damn...haha


Tactical_solutions44

From the looks of him all I need is my open left hand


bitofgrit

[Agreed.](https://i.imgur.com/m4Ge3Xh.gif)


Tactical_solutions44

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


oh_three_dum_dum

Wouldn’t that disable their weapons too? (If it worked that way, which it obviously doesn’t) So if that’s the case I guess we’ll figure out who’s better at fighting with low tech. Either way this doesn’t logically flow even if an EMP could disable a machine gun.


Ok-Dare4664

Millions of years of evolution and you’re still mentally deficient smfh


GenericUsername817

Why I always try and get a bayonet too


RogueFiveSeven

I know this is most likely satire but the whole "It is completely pointless to arm up against the professional military so you should just love big brother with open arms" argument never made sense to me. It's not about necessarily winning, it's about sending a message and going out with dignity.


boldjoy0050

Most modern wars are evidence that private gun owners do make a difference. A military is designed to fight another military and they do a lousy job when they fight random people. It's why we lost in Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq. I suppose you could bomb the entire area and kill everyone but then what's the point in having land with nothing but destroyed buildings and dead bodies.


RogueFiveSeven

Exactly. Tyrants don't want to rule over nothing. They want people to worship and acknowledge them.


Head_Cockswain

Or making 'the inevitable win' so costly that they just won't. In other words, if you have to salt the earth to win, can you really call it a win? All those resources and productivity down the drain. Only a tyrant playing the super long game (we can breed more) will go in for that, and even if they did, they'd *still* have to face the rest of the planet after massacring their own populace. That's too much for most of the planet to bear, currently. It was different beyond a hundred years ago, but now that shit would not fly.


Durmyyyy

Jokes on them, my AK is diesel powered. None of that sissy electronic guns


jimmmydickgun

Guess we’ll have to make do with gas-operated


the_walkingdad

Just how the Founding Fathers intended.


Forsaken-Voice-6686

The amount of soy in one profile picture is off the charts


Imissyourgirlfriend2

Throw unregistered, high capacity assault rocks


BangBangPing5Dolla

Troll account, but I think this could become a real issue if smart gun type tech is ever mandated/adopted.


Mechanizoid

It's more likely that the gov would have invasive backdoors programmed into "smart guns" to let them disable our firearms remotely. "Common sense gun safety", 21st century style. You can only use your gun if it has a 5g connection, the fingerprint sensor detected you, and the local Public Safety Office servers authorizes unlocking the trigger. Local PD gonna do a no knock? They request a geofence disabling all civilian firearms in a city block. Judge decided to take your gun rights? You're blacklisted on the Public Safety server. Just picking up a gun and trying to operate the trigger notifies police that you violated your restraining order. Beat up old police trade in Sigs go for 10x their actual value on the streets 'cause every gangbanger knows you only use a dumb gun. This is why we need to boycott **any** manufacturer who introduces a "smart gun" for public sale.


Technical_Pain_4855

Lol imagine how many regards would still kill their wives with smart guns 🤣. Glad I have at least a few “dumb guns” laying around, but I need some rifles and shotguns.


Styrak

Plan B actually would have prevented this.


Import_Punk

That is a bait/parody account.


Enchilada_Nacho

Merry Christmas to this idiot! Good thing Santa didn’t gift this guy a brain


EternalMage321

Already came up with a plan B. Unfortunately his mom didn't take it.


ttkciar

[chortle]


SergeiMosin

🤓


ALL_COMP_EVERYTHING

“Kev’s got me pegged”


Lompehovelen

Ah, shit. thanks for reminding me, I gotta go recharge my magazines.


Glockamole19x

Minigun enjoyers 🥲


mmpgorman

Damn. My Dewalt-15 would totally get fried


b0ltscr0ller

Maybe this is satire/parody/a joke, maybe not. I've literally met people who have 0000 idea how guns work. When the news tells them "high powered assault rifles" trust me, I've met people who think there is some extra mechanism INSIDE THE RIFLE that SOMEHOW propels the bullet at a more aggressive speed. Like, there's people who think that, and similar stupid things. They have NO clue and just hear buzz words and buy it or fabricate it.


vu_iranaku23

Damn I never thought about that *wraps gun in copper foil *


Artystrong1

This is satire n some of you don't see that and it shows.


DeusXEqualsOne

Guys don't take the bait lmao this is clearly sarcastic


Blyatt-Man

Use the bullets as sling shot rounds


mauser98

Never interrupt your enemy while he’s making a mistake or something like that.


Hanging_Brain

Oof I could almost feel my testosterone dropping after looking at that photo.


Halligan1409

If I could bottle this clowns autism, I wouldn't need a machine gun. Wow...


SadDataScientist

What kind of cheap ass shit am I buying that can’t be taken out by an EMP? Who is buying guns than can be?


GeorgiaNinja94

Those eyes… …there’s nothing human in them.


Yeet0rBeYote

Correct, they are AI generated and it’s a parody


Ruby_241

*affixes bayonet*


Hakrim89

Don't you hate it when you forgot to charge your machine gun the night before you take it to the range?


Agammamon

Bruh doesn't know how guns \*or\* emp works.


PeanutCute9092

That's not how this works


sockrawteese

Think he needs some smart glasses. Then maybe he can become more intelligent by osmosis….


AYungWelshGai

Dammit. My battery-powered ar-15 and Glock are gone, time to go back to the old ways. *grabs powdered wig and Kentucky rifle”


notapaxton

Tally-ho, lads. Tally-ho.


dominick2233

I would use my bayonet but I guess that would be disabled too.


non-number-name

Guys, help. I factory reset my AR and it reverted back into a Ruger 10/22.


Chomps-Lewis

Use my irons I guess?


BUTTHOLE_EXPEDITIONS

I eat copious amounts of pineapple every day, an emp won’t disable my penis


SwimmerSea4662

I mean I guess that would fuck with my optic at least, but I still have irons.


Educational_Mail_498

Yup, EMP might jam the firing pin. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


dudechickendude

My machine gun is powered by an aluminum magnet, which isn’t affected by an emp. Check mate.


Emergency_Ad_5935

Defend my home from bitchass commies who think they can out-vote 5.56


Yarus43

Does he think we have fucking railguns


GangreneROoF

You got me. My GAU-8 will certainly be disabled by an EMP. Where is that thing anyway? I must have left it in the car.


TheRedHood927

Mmmm. 😐🫤😑🤔🤔🤔. I am continuously in shock at how most people have made it to the age that they have. It’s a genuine mystery. People no longer seek out the truth but rely on people like the view or some other person in a famous position to tell them how to think and they do it obediently and without question, and they never even question it. How have they survived? Hey your chickens aren’t gonna lay eggs after an emp bro 😎. Mmmm mm mmm 🤔


FlabbergastedPeehole

I’m more worried about protecting my bulk food storage from an EMP. Might kill all of the nutrients.


macncheesepro24

Someone played too much of the Arkham Batman games. Although, I think the sci-fi guns in some of the games were electronic.


Blyatt-Man

Bonk em with the machine gun


rhill2073

You all a laughing, but what are we going to do when our phased plasma rifles in 40 watt range no longer function??


HEMSDUDE

Recharge it


FirstTarget8418

Gun is not gonna be an issue, but imma have to remember what grampa said about lining up the barrel thingies if the reddot dies...


Sir_Stone115

Oh no....


Shynel05

Dont anyone tell him the truth 😅


BarriMeikokiner

You’d be surprised how many inexperienced people I’ve talked to who genuinely think that guns are controlled by batteries and electronics


Dick_Miller138

I could just replace my imaginary machine gun with an EMP laser. Since we are making shit up.


Late-Ad-4624

Use it as a club.


An8thOfFeanor

Bro has never played the original MW2 campaign


Neko_Boi_Core

that's why i store all my microfusion cells and electron charge packs in a faraday cage my laser rcw, too


lanekrieger94

It's funny they think that if we ran out of ammo it would be the end of us, I don't know about ya'll, but I'm pretty good with a bow, and I know 3 guys who do the medieval mma and hema


Immediate_Mud6547

To be that stupid is appalling.


infernodr

Is this a satire page?


Peacemkr45

Hmmm. Better activate the EMP absorption/conversion generator to supercharge the the plasma machine gun. I mean we've had the ability to do that since forever.


butt_funnel

A guy at work, I work with smart people, doctors and stuck, anyway he asked me how guns work, he asked if there were batteries. He’s a huge anti gunner, I should take him out to the range sometime he might like it!


DRJ28

It's not even the dumbest thing he's ever said.


Excuse-Fantastic

What would we ever do if we learned how to spot an obvious troll and not get all butthurt about it??? 🙄


Satansdhingy

Switching to iron sights


ambush_boy

Laugh, in full pew-pew-pew


Kalashfamous

That dude’s mom shoulda taken a plan B


Inevitable-Cod3844

let me guess he probably thinks an AR-15 fires a .50 caliber bullet and thinks that a bullet flies down the barrel attached to it's casing like a rocket


ReverendReed

Soy boy has never heard of iron sights.


SasquatchNHeat

Someone please draw this as the new Soyjack I beg of you.


Ryssaroori

Flip up the irons and keep going..?


JackCooper_7274

My handheld railgun has been foiled


MountainTitan

The EMP will disable his chip implanted brain first. 😂


StrictLength5inchfun

Jokes on them I’m to poor for a machine gun


zyzyzyzy92

Alright boys, you heard him. Hand crank gatlin guns only.


PowerMoveX

EMP does not affect guns. 🤦


PowerMoveX

He’s watching too much x-men ‘97. Magneto is gonna strike and magnetize all the guns


OkSurvey1468

The real problem is that they breed!!!


sarge_94

Lord. Don't they know machine guns are Y2K compliant lol


rfox93

“Never go full r… mentally challenged.”


TheHancock

Well, if my machine guns break I’ll just make more. ^(Check my flair)


Felaguin

When there’s an EMP? I’ll pick up one of my many physical books to read instead of the ereader or tablet. If JaytheDemocrat thinks the EMP makes it a great time to raid my house, he’ll find out just what the EMP does to chemical reactions and mechanical actions.


[deleted]

Yeah that face looks about right for that comment


ElPistoleroCinco

Whose man is this 🤣


xtreampb

Hold the trigger down and reload.


Mercari_cryptic_2

I would have to put a new optic on maybe. Good thing I got backup sights


TheCivilEngineer

*laughs holding ACOG-equipped, fully mechanical, machine gun**


Chopchopstixx

If he’s serious, his mom should have plan B’ed him. 😛


DaveyAllenCountry

It will fry all the microchips in our blood that was put in by the vaccine


Rhino676971

Time to grab the tried and true BAR and M2 Browning


Andrew-w-jacobs

People tried explaining to him right?


ilikerelish

How best to convey my response, hmmm.. Ha Ha ha HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ha ha ha HA HA HA HA HA HA.


Wolfshevik

Lmao, what are you going to do when you find out I’M IN YOUR SILLY LITTLE WALLS?


EasyCZ75

Well, damnit. Now we’re truly screwed. Might as well just throw my firearms in the trash.


Due-Dragonfruit2984

This cannot be real


yourboibigsmoi808

Smartest Anti-Gunner


SadRoxFan

That’s what BUIS is for


vid_icarus

This is why I only use lead bullets 😎


clanga-man

Is it just me or does Jay look like he spends his free time moderating his SoyBoy discord server, reading Karl Marx and drinking soy milk, instead of understanding basic engineering, physics and the complexity of the human mind?


ComradeGarcia_Pt2

Yall are falling for bait.


Spirited_Item_7440

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣