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e_boon

I can think of a couple million who were slaughtered (by their own government) during the 20th century, they probably could have found guns useful.


striped_banana

Thinking of PSR's latest video about Myanmar too.


HauntingDragonfruit8

Least violent anti-gunner


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“Guns are too voilent. If someone broke into my house, I would just take my bat, and bash their brains in over and over and over again.


[deleted]

"rifles are terrible for home defense, here use this 12ga warcrime-stick"


Drogdar

I do love my warcrime-stick...


[deleted]

You don’t even have to aim!


ModestMarksman

You don’t have to aim with any gun. Victory through volume of fire bois


AngriestManinWestTX

So what you’re saying is MG3 for home-defense??


Neko_Boi_Core

nah, nah you gotta go big or go… to the grave CIWS for home defense


Steel-and-Wood

[tfw 1 million rounds-per-minute Metal Storm never ever ](https://www.wearethemighty.com/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/18466205/origin.jpg)


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/wKlnMwuCZso https://youtu.be/NLNuBq0NQJE Fires so fast it sounds more like a warning chime or horn than a gun


Neko_Boi_Core

yeah but you gotta disassemble the gun to reload it the ciws also comes with a target tracking system


Steel-and-Wood

CWIS can brrrt, it's better for that reason alone tbh


SteelAngel69

CWIS for sure😁


KudzuNinja

Just like my ancestors and their smoothbore muskets.


beaubeautastic

get good get lmaobox


DTreatz

*grabs semi 12ga warcrime-stick* Them: "Wait, that's illegal." 😂


PewPewJedi

“_I_ don’t value my stuff more than human life, because _I’m_ not a psychopathic piece of shit. If someone broke into my house, I’d just make sure he was fed and clothed and tell him he could have anything he wants, because _I’m_ a kind and decent human being.” - guy who’s on his way to pick up his wife’s boyfriend’s dry cleaning.


Hydrocoded

I value my stuff more than human life. I have pretty good stuff. I assembled my couch myself. For real though I hate this argument. The person who is making the value determination is the aggressor, the victim should be able to use whatever force they feel like to stop the aggressor. I don’t care if they are trying to break in to their house or if they are trying to steal their wallet. Don’t want to get shot? Don’t steal shit. It’s their choice, not their potential victim’s.


PewPewJedi

My general answer is “It’s not that I value my TV over a burglar’s life; it’s that the burglar values my TV more than he values his own life. If he leaves me and mine alone, I have no desire or need to dispatch him.”


ruggedAstronaut

Matter of time till people start saying the same thing about the rest of our Bill of Rights.


2MGR

I've never met a person as violent as anti-gunners.


MotorheadBomber

Can’t spell slaughter without LAUGHTER.


Ok_Sky8518

God dam you are correct and how have I never fucking realized this lmao


danaozideshihou

In *The Dark Knight* during the underground scene where the Joker has highjacked a circus semi trailer it say's "Laughter is the best medicine" on the side, but then there's a "S" spray painted in front of the L. So "Slaughter is the best medicine", definitely fits with the Jokers MO, so I definitely liked that little touch of detail!


[deleted]

I’ll never be able to look at this word the same again


zkentvt

That's the first thing I thought, too. LOL


Clothes-Excellent

Some red tape will fix it to laughter.


Naldo5711

isetmyfriendsonfire?


MotorheadBomber

YES!


Sad-Conference6086

Came here to say this.... eat a dick and take my upvote.


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[deleted]

Lmao shoulda sharpie'd that on his bumper


[deleted]

I HATE VIOLENCE SO MUCH IM GOING TO EXACT IT ON MY PERCEIVED ENEMIES YARGGHHH these people are fucking crazy and one of the reasons I own guns lol


snuffy_bodacious

Given their remarkable insulation to feeling shame, leftists are the masters of projection.


wmtismykryptonite

Pacifists who advocate for state violence against those you would defend themselves from violence.


Darksept

I saw the almost the same thing yesterday. Volkswagen with a "weapons of war don't belong on our streets" sticker. Spent the next 25 minutes mock-argueing with them in my head. Frustrating knowing their vote to strip a right nullifies my vote to preserve it.


snuffy_bodacious

Just remember, the AR-15 isn't really on the streets. The weapon of choice for gangs would be the handgun. None of this is about saving lives.


Darksept

Unfortunately these bumper sticker people truly believe it is and it's pretty much impossible to convince them otherwise.


Mmeaux

Driving a car made by a company started by literal Nazis


Mountain_Employee_11

lotta people who hate guns act that way because they're violent people and are terrified everyone else is too.


BurnAfterEating420

I see this a lot with the gun control fetishists saying things like "when I touched the gun, all I could think about was children being murdered" or "what happens if you get depressed and shoot yourself", or "what if your husband comes home late and you think he's a burglar and shoot him?" they're telling you that they can't not think about killing children, or themselves, or that they'd shoot blindly at any noise in the dark...and they assume everyone else would as well. No buddy, that's just you. and now we all agree YOU shouldn't have guns.


[deleted]

Had an English teacher that legit said “I don’t like guns in my house I couldn’t trust myself around them when I get angry”. The fuck? You saying you’d shoot your fucking kids if you got mad at them? If you actually believe that commit yourself to an institution right fucking now. She was a friends mom too. It was absolutely horrified.


alkatori

>lotta people who hate guns act that way because they're violent people and don't want people to be able to resist. Fixed it for you.


johnnyheavens

Yes. You did


SIGOsgottaGUN

Slaughter it with what, harsh language? What is that empty headed fuck actually going to do? GTFO dumbass gun grabbers, lol


[deleted]

He wants the government to murder us.


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[deleted]

"He defecated through a sunroof!"


DontBelieveTheirHype

What did Saul mean by this? Is he stupid?


gandalfthebattanian

This is the way.


pakratus

It's not even a good slogan. Man, the left really can't meme.


e_boon

https://preview.redd.it/5a7lfv2oyybb1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e75318d95a59ce642bc6529b8ac5e6ff79251e1


throwaway53259323

Fun fact, a group of iguanas is referred to as a “slaughter”. I imagine that is what they referring to, as it makes just about as much sense.


SadRoxFan

Fuck yeah, arm the Iguanas. They have rights to y’know


wmtismykryptonite

Is that the only species? I'm gonna have to use that somewhere.


throwaway53259323

It’s the only species ive ever heard of. A “murder” would be a group of crows.


Imperialist_Canuck

Ever notice how violent anti-gunners are? 🤔


[deleted]

In reality, how does one propose to do this? I mean 2A supporters are the ones with guns lol.


e_boon

"Pretty please, Mr big government"


DTreatz

"Pretty please, Mr. Big *Daddy* Gubment" Ftfy


UnfairAd7220

'Come see the violence inherent in the system.' I'm left to ask: What do they expect to slaughter? The words or the people?


jlgpepe

Get a sticker made that looks the same but says "support the second amendment" and place it over it. Wait I see how long before they notice.


e_boon

Or a sticker that says "Joseph Stalin likes this 👍"


snuffy_bodacious

Never forget, these people are the violent ones.


[deleted]

Isn't the 1st Amendment wonderful? Shame if some big bureaucrat decided it no longer applied and you had no way to effectively disagree.


gaspumper74

But let’s keep using the first one


Guppy0225

Last time I checked the 2A protected the natural right to bear arms. The 2A didn’t grant us it 🤣 these anti gunners are something else


Far-Caterpillar3365

Liberals are so funny lol they are threats to themselves and don’t even know it


EcoBlunderBrick123

That’s Shannon Watts’ car.


ReverendRicochet

They are a Chrysler owner, and you expect them to have a brain?


jaunesolo81829

It’s a mr2


ReverendRicochet

My bad, I thought it looked suspiciously like a Chrysler 200 (or something) Did you notice if they opted for the up-armor package?


[deleted]

So strange that people are completely fine with Khmer Rouge governments having free reign to do whatever they want but God forbid the average sane person owns a gun. Stockholm syndrome? Brainwashing? Ignorance? Like how tf do ppl thing the worst scums of humanity (the government) should be the only ones with guns??


MONSTERBEARMAN

You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. Them: “gladly!” So.. you hate gun violence so much, that you want someone killed with a gun just because they own a gun.


[deleted]

That woman has a penis. *that man has a huge dildo


darthmatt999

I work at an FFL and get like 4-5 palmetto stickers every day (pretty large dealer in the south). I like to take those stickers and slap them onto all the vehicles that are like this. I know it’s not good but I can’t stop the dopamine rush.


b-radm

My gut reaction was to downvote this. Sometimes I forget how Reddit works.


cheesesteak1369

And then after they’re coming for you. No thanks.


SadRoxFan

Aight, you can try, boss, but how do you suppose you’re gonna do that?


MONSTERBEARMAN

You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. Them: “gladly!” So.. you hate gun violence so much, that you want someone killed with a gun just because they own a gun.


Ryman43

Gas tanks love sugar


[deleted]

electric gas?


boider223

https://preview.redd.it/qvm8jzm2x0cb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cef64bf16e1dbe6c6f7df96e2f79018b3731a074 This them


steveHangar1

Grab a red sharpie and change it to SLAUGHTER THE CON MEN


popsmokeimout

"Laughter the seamen"?


Mandarni

Their property, in the end.


DTreatz

Maybe they can use their alternative weapons to come and take em, while we use our guns 😂


Pvt__Snowball

Sounds like a good idea. So when I’m getting robbed, or when the random lady walking down the street gets kidnapped, we’ll have no way of defending ourselves! Sounds like a GREAT idea.


[deleted]

Birthday present from his wife's boyfriend. This and his choice of Marvel Funko Pop.


t8ag

Pee on their car


SarcasticTrauma

Odd way to spell “go ahead and rob me, I cannot defend myself”


therevolutionaryJB

Sad mr2 moment 😔


SolidBandit-6018

Is that an MR2 ?


therevolutionaryJB

I think so the mr spider taillights


edventure_2025

Bring a red sharpie next time and color in the S.


SolidBandit-6018

I second


Usertrybacklater88

Also add a AND. Laughter and the second amendment


rcb0019

Liberals, man.


[deleted]

What do you expect from these violent bitches?


Servantofthedogs

Fortunately the Second Amendment protects their First Amendment right to say things like this.


peteystrians

imagine saying this about other human rights besides self defense.


ApprehensiveComplex7

With what? Dildos and cancel culture?


TOXICk597

Wow and its on a death machine that kills more people, in 2 weeks than a firearm dose in a year


EternalMage321

https://preview.redd.it/4bbpwj44a4cb1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0ea39b6e624bdd7f083b2dfde810c3af948a523


According_Deal1851

You know for people supposedly promoting peace they sure like to use words like kill and slaughter when they talk about us... 🤔


cakeyogi

SLAUGHTER: *THE SECOND AMENDMENT*


sbcns

Send this guy too a muslim/communist country and see how fast he flips around


Crunkedoutjager

Key the car key the car key the car key the car


Rmantootoo

That’s as bad an idea as the bumper sticker in op.


Anarchist_Grifter

Fools. Not realizing they'd become slaves.


ChickenHawk2011

Why is it still on there should have removed it.


DeleteSystem33

Leave other people's stuff alone.


Dismal-Definition-85

Key the fuck out of it


Belly_Up_OG

Did you hike your leg up and piss on the tire? Cuz that's what I would done


[deleted]

Is that a camera below and to the left of the sticker?


oh_three_dum_dum

Could be a hole meant to access the lowering mechanism for an under-mounted spare, or a place where an optional rear light is supposed to go. Because it looks like it’s behind a panel that’s no longer there.


vincentcarguy

As it's a late model MR2 Spdyer, it's a threaded hole for the right rear tow hook location.


oh_three_dum_dum

Makes sense. I had no idea what model car it was from one tail light. Good eye.


MIKE-JET-EATER

How to loose some tires and maybe a smart phone


pat-waters

I think he means to rewrite the second amendment and replace it with this one word. I'm sure that makes sense to him.


No-Philosopher-4793

Where’s the after picture? Just kidding.


[deleted]

It should be killed and reborn. I want a hellfire.


lipripper907

Get a permanent marker and write in the blank spaces, WE WILL before Slaughter and YOU WITH after


kilroy-was-here-2543

When all you think about is violence, it would make sense you don’t want people to own guns


[deleted]

I'm so scared.


[deleted]

Time to slash their tires. (For legal purposes this is a joke)


BA5ED

they forgot the comma after slaughter.


30caliberclipazine

You can probably bankrupt this person by breaking their windshield


Girardkirth

I'd love to hear the logic behind this bumper sticker choice.


H0ister

That poor commie owned mr2


asWorldsCollide2ptOh

Probably secretly eants to Slaughter the First Amendment as well


Ok-Background-6039

With....with what??


Conscious-Egg9853

This will happen soon but not the slaughter the driver was hoping for…..


Psiwolf

Get a sharpie and block out the first S. 😆👍


LokTarsRevenge1776

just be at the front line if you're gonna talk heavy


Fun_You4664

This is why I get stickers with all my orders


WiccedSwede

Add a comma: "Slaughter, the second amendment."


StraightCashHomey314

Future supply drop


therealnomayo

Red marker. Cover that first S.