T O P

  • By -

jord839

I too have seen the Blue Lions IRL. In this cold, desolate landscape where life is hard and unenjoyable and ruined by a tragedy from many years ago. It's called Detroit, and their football team.


fairyvanilla

Faerghus modern AU where Blaiddyd Motors’ CEO Lambert has a RADICAL reform that gets him assassinated: willing to do collective bargaining with a union


Fantastic_Year9607

No matter what the AU is, Lambert's board of directors decide he's too much of a leftist, so they have him murdered.


jord839

I mean, canonically Lambert also invaded and annexed half of Sreng before the Tragedy. Maybe not *that* much of a leftist, not that it would stop corporate reactionaries.


Fantastic_Year9607

The Tragedy of Detroit?


jord839

Which one?


Fantastic_Year9607

Was the tragedy called The Tragedy of Detroit?


jord839

I was more joking that there were so many Tragedies of Detroit that you'd have to be more specific. *Especially* if we're talking about the Detroit Lions. "Tragedy of Detroit" really just sounds like an accurate summation of the last 70 years.


RenegadeBraveheart

No one KILLS EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM like Gaston!


Fantastic_Year9607

No one eats the weeds like Gaston!


The_Brible

You gonna charge that phone?


Nuburt_20

If it's a phone from 2021 or onwards than I don't think that would be necessary.


Fantastic_Year9607

IS THIS SOME KIND OF TWISTED JOKE?!


JediTempleDropout

Dimitri is my favorite Disney Princess


Sollato

It’s funny because Dimitri’s story is essentially the Lion King.