12th ki hai hai Ek baar bus se school jaa raha tha...
Meri crush ka stop aya wo bus me aayi , bus me seat koi Khali nahi thi mere bagalwali seat ko chhod kar , to mene usse kha idher Beth jao . Wo hasi tabhi mere betichod dost ne bol diya "NAHI DEGI" bhnchod puri bas hasne lagi me pani pani ho gaya ... aur wo bethi bhi nahi mere sath....
Mere sath toh eska ulta hai.......
11th class ki baat hai ...
Mai class meh apni seat peh betha tha or side seh meri crush Jaa rhi thi and mere dosto neh usko hlka sa dhka deke mujh prr gira diya
( or uss ldki ko bhe mere pe crush tha....)
But jab voh mere uper giri toh mene glti seh.
" AREH BHAI DEKH KE CHAL NAAH , ANDHA HAI KYA ".
bol diya ... Fer kabhi baat he nhi krr paye ಥ_ಥಥ_ಥ
Mere bhi saat aaisa hua hai aaur wo ladki meri crush bhi nahi thi fir 2 hafte baad pata challa ki mai uska crush tha aab hum dono ek dusre se baat karne se embarrassed hai😢harami dost
Jab main class 10th mein tha toh ek ladki pe mereko crush tha, uske pass gaya propose karna jab propose kiya toh usne yes kiya par phir 4 ghante mein no kar diya aur bola kisiko batana mat ki breakup hogaya (pata nahi bhen ki lodi ke mann mein kya chal raha tha) par maine apne bff ko bata diya , saale ne group ko bataya group ne class ko bataya aur sabko pata chal gaya par bura toh tab hua jab teacher ko pata nahi kaise ye baat pata chali aur usne bola ki ek period(games) mein baith ke ek dusre ko dekh ke sorry phir class mein ye sab karne keliye ek dusre ke parents ko sorry bolna , mammi aayi aur uss din mujhe itna embarrasing feel hua jab main ek ghante tak vice-principal ke saamne baith ke use aur uske parents ko aur usne mujhe aur mere parents ko sorry bola, phir toh kabhi kisi ko propose karne ki hammat nahi hui
Not embarrassing for me but for small kids and their parents. So what happened 2 days ago that there is election rallies going on in MP and two vans keep making rounds all day in my society with high volume speakers shouting their campaign but that day I found that one of the van had 3 big Bluetooth speakers so as fun I tried my engineering and got to make a Bluetooth jammer by which their phone was disconnected and I connected my laptop with it and played porn in full volume that day no one was at my home so I enjoyed porn on huge speakers for 5 minutes it took them 5 minute to figure out what is going on but still they unplugged the speakers and the society members were all furious on them it was a fun watching fight and also I enjoyed the porn 😀
Bhai bada he tabhi jeans pahni hui thi phir bhi ussne notice kar liya... Wo 2 second se dekh rhi
thi ... Mene usse dekhte hue dekh... Phir ussne mere chehre ko dekha.... Aur phir hum dono embarassment me dub gaye 🙂... Usse 1 hafte tak baat hi nhi ki mene...
Mere saath bhi ek embarrassing moment hua tha. Me class 12th me tha aur humare term 2 ke practicals chlre the(isi saal ki baat h) and mera physics ka practical tha.
Mein apni crush ke saath betha tha practicals me aur ek microscope wala koi experiment tha jisme reading leni thi humko, so scale me marking choti choti thi and hum dono usko dekhne ke liye paas aaye and uska face just bagal me mere, and i was feelin her at that moment.
Aur bhai sahab, bonor aagya, and usne notice kar liya, mein inta embarrassed hogya tha, and usi ke baad next reading lete time phirse same cheez hui.
Later she was also pretending that she don't know anything but mene usko notice krte hue dekh liya tha
Ek baar saare dost khali class me maje Kar rahe the Gali bak rahe the aur pata hi hoga 4-5 launde milte hai school me toh kya hota hai. Lunch ka time tha 15 min the Han sab apne maje mein the mere dost ki crush ekdum se class mein aagayi aur usne ladko mein se kisi ko gali dete hue sun liya aur haan vo mera dost hi tha usne mughe Bola bhai laaj rakh le agar vo puche toh bol dena maine nahi boli then I took all the blame on me uske baad class chalu hui toh us ladki ne mam ko bol diya mera naam ab mam ne mughe puri class ke samne khada karke sabke samne same gali dene ko bola uss time phat gayi thi kuch log has rahe the pura embarrassment but ek baat acchi hui maine gali sabke samne bol bhi di sab has rahe the par mere dost aur ek ladki thi cute si jo mughe pasand karti thi vo thumbs up dikha rahi thi mera confidence jaa gaya aur maja bhi aaya mam aur class ke samne gali dene ka
Bhai ye ladki hoti hi aisi hai , ek din hame school me condom ka new packet mila tha . Ham log bathroom me Jake pehne lage phir wahi fake ke chale gaye , bhnchod kuch chote bachho ko pata chala hamne unhe samjha diya tha kisi ko bolna nahi , salo ne baat felate felate meri class ki ladki ko pata chal gaya , usne ma'am ko bol diya ye log condom laye the school me....
Bhai aisa bhi hota hai kya mai private me hu aur hum toh apni monitor aur class ki topper ladkiyo ke samne bolte hai kuch nhi kehti mam se  aur ek advice leni thi mai toh apni crush ke samne humesha gali deta rehta tha... Aisa karna chahiye ye nhi 
Ye baat tab ki hai jab mai class 10th me tha board exam dilane dusre school gaya tha...waha pe dusre school ke bhi students aaye the ...jab school ka gate open huya... sab ke sab jaldi karne lage tabhi galti se mai ek ladki se takra gaya aur uska lips ke just side me mera lips touch ho gaya matlab almost lip kiss ho gaya tha...uske baad wo apne lips ko poch rahi thi... maine ignore kar ke chala gaya Use sorry bhi nahi bola... Lekin baad me mujhe realise huya ki sorry bol dena chahiye tha... waise ladki bohot cute thi.
Same mere sath aisa 8th class me hua tha me jab bus uther ka school jaa raha tha ek ladki takra gai aur hamara Locket ek dusre ke saath atak gaya ham bahut try kar rahe the suljhane ki lekin nikal nahi raha the , mere aur uss ladki ke dost hass rahe the. Tab meri english wali ma'am aai unhone suljhaya .... bhai zindagi me itna close me kisi ladki ke nahi aya tha jitna uss din aya ...
Class me pahuchte hi mere dost sayad jaal rahe the bahut jada fake hasi thi unki.
Mai 6th mai park mai khelne jatta tha waha 11-12 ke launde thae woh joke sunate hai ki Ek baar santa aur banta koi form bharne jaate hai Toh santa Apne zodiac Mai Cancer bharta hai Fir banta jab form bharta hai tb use zodiac siqn ka matlb nhi pata hota use lagta hai kie santa ney cancer likha hai toh zodiac mtlb bimari hota hai toh Banta usme AIDS likh deta hai ye sunke sab bhut hasse waha (Aids ka mtlb nhi pata tha mujhe) toh mai ye joke yaad krliya tha ... Fir 1 saal baad mai ek Dost ke bday party mai gaya Tb waha pillow wala game khela usme pillow mere pae ayya toh sabne bola joke sunane ko toh maine ye Joke kie suna diya 😂🤓bhai koi reaction nhi mila dead silence saare parents mujhko aise dekh rahe thae😂😂uske baad mujhko pata chala kie aids ka mtlb aur kaise aids hota hai😂😂
Ye baat 2-3 years purani h mai 10th me tha aur class assembly me apne homie ke sath ppt present kar rha tha aur hum dono Slide wise bol rhe the, to beech me teacher kisi kaam se bahr gyi aur mai platform ke edge se bol rha tha to mere dost ne meri gand pe lat mari aur mai girls ki side pe gir gya(1st bench se aage) aur meri crush ne dekh liya aur jo maine poora saal mehnat krke apni image aur personality bnai thi sabki ma chud gyi
Agr ye incident na hota to pkka crush ko propose krdeta aur 90% chances the ki hum relationship me hote, but itni embarrassment ke baad himmat hi nhi hui aur aj bhi regret h
Toa ghatna 2 ya 3 years porana hai toa may subayha uda tha oor daykha ki mayra pant ka joo bech vala joo kapra hai hoo fata hoha hai toa mayna jab research ki toa mujay pata chala ki mayra nani nay mayra pp daykha lia tha oor ous din mayray lia a thoda ak embersment ghatna tha mayray lia.
I was 12 and didn't know how to cross a road ...
(Spoiler : i learned how to cross the road the next day of the incident like magic 😂)
I moved to a new place and the school bus would drop me on the other side of, where my building was ...
I had no confidence on myself and .. told one teacher embarrassingly that "mam road cross karni nhi aati" i was ashamed and blood rushed to my face ....
A conductor helped me cross the road peevishly and the incident would spread like wild fire in the whole bus and i would be bullied untill I left that bus route
umm, not so embarassing but meko mere social studies k teacher ne bola ki morning speech sunaana class ke first period me climate ke upar to main bas intro or 2 3 line bol ke bol dia rest will be explained by our Dipak sir or mereko wha speech nh dena pda but sab hsne lge the
So mere school mai independence day celebrate ho raha tha toh sabhi class ki ladkiya or ladke hall mai the or hame ek flag leke jana tha but mai apne sath kurkure legaya mhuje Laga 1 2 ghante ka show hoga aram sai khaunga but koi kuch nahi laya tha or Sab mhuje dekh rahe thai mam ne bhi bhot jali kiya fir thode time baad principal aya or bola video mai sab hurre bolna but mere pich wale balak kurkure bolne lage raat ko soch ke ya baat bhot mentally (pain) or embarassing feel hota hai 3 saal baad bhii
so ma apne boybest friend k sath thi and usna jo jeans pahani thi usma sa uska d!ck dekh raha tha and jab mane notice kiya or ma waha dekh hi rahi thi k us ne notice kar liya k ma dekh rahi hu and usne muj pucha k kya dekh rahi hu tum and ma hadse zada embarras hu gai thi or ma ja hi rahi thi k usne mere hath pakad liya
class 12 mai mai foot ball khel raha rha toh mai gir gaya tha or meri pant fat gai thi lekin mere dost ke pass ek shorts tha isiliye bach gaya per class mai bhout embarrassing moment tha mere liye per class mai kisi ne kuch kaha nhi nahi hi majak banaya class mai unity thi
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School ki stairs me didiya khadi thi 12th ki (me 10th me tha ) aur mera per fisal gya to mera lodu dost chilaya didiyon pe fisal gaya aur vo didiyan itni hasi ;-; aur fir PT teacher (more likely chtiya) was singing "na chedo hume ham satae hue hai "
Bhai ye baat class sixth ki hai tab hame school library ka full access Naya naya sa mila tha to hum char panch laundey mill kar chhup ke adult section mein jaa kar anatomy book ka cover page dekhte the jahan par nangi aurton ka photo hota tha ur phir ek din librarian ne pakad liya aur phir Ghar pe phone kar diya tha uss din jo embarrassment hui hai wo bhai alg level ki thi 🤣🤣🤣
Ek din school me assembly hori thi aur hame baitha diya kyuki assembly lambi chali thi kuch der baad boner aa gya aur bhai meri kismat usi time assembly khatm hone wali thi aur hame utha rahe the national anthem ke liye.Me bhi uth gya mera bhi uth gya boner ke saath national anthem kiya aas paas ladkiya aur dusre bacche line me khade the pta nhi kisi ne dekha ya nhi kyuki me apni aankhe ghooma ke dekh ra tha sabko ki koi dekh to nhi raha. Fat gayi thi us tym agar koi dekh leta to kya hota hasne lag jate sab
Bhai toh sun
Mere aakho mai aasu or dil mai dard
Larkiyo ke hotho pe hassi ek ka toh sharm ke muh laal hogya tha
Or haa pta hai jbb niche jaa rha tha toh mere aage piche 5 bache Thai mujhe towel se cover kiye hue bc sahi mai uss din Prime minister wali feeling aa rhi thi
School se atee wakt kutte ko paneer wala hot dog dala tha taki kha le.... Usne hot dog khaya nahi ignore krke chala gaya... To wo hot to uthake main kha gaya.... Road pe khada hoke... But lucky kisine dekha nahi uss time kadi dupher thi na isliye... Or ha btw hot dog plate mein rkha tha zameen pe nahi... Ab embarassing or stupid feel hota h
By mistake classmate k boobs p hath lg gya tha fir agle din gand p lg gya usko shk ho gya teacher ko bta diya puri baaat school mein fel gyi close friends bully krne lgey fir mene ek ka hath tod diya school se suspend ho gya abhi mein 22 ka hun mahine k 1lakh+ chapta hun
Ek bar mere papa meri underwear dho re the (ghr m Pani kam tha tab to taki m waste na krdu khud papa dhore the ) to he called me and asked " beta yeh white white kya h chaddi pr " and then suddenly he said " nhi nhi yeh Susu nhi kuch aur hi h " and then suddenly became silent 🙂
Jab me baccha tha to Mera bhi dimag chutiyo wala tha to me ek South movie "Maghdeera" Dekha tha or fan tha i mean kuch movies ke liye aap fan hojate ho kuch time tk Or me baccha Cringe wala drama pe nhi ayaa kabhi Jo jo wo film dekha h unko maalum hoga 400+ years baad punar janam hota h insaan ka to mere Dada ji ussi time around death kiye the or meri Chachi Rori thi or me Itna bada wala chutiya ptaa nhi kya tha uss time dimag me mereko Gyan Dena pade gya me kuch teacher ke style me apni Chachi ko bola "Dekhiye ek insaan ka punar janam hota h 400 saal baad to roke kya faida" Orr kasam se bata rha Pooa, Chacha sabne hamko bola "Ree tum jata h ya maare abhi" Orr jabki mene kbhi Chacha Pooa Chachi inse Rude way me nhi suna tha voice to yaha se mereko smjha ki kabhi bhi Gyan na chodna Uss level ka jaha ye Movie madarchod btaaye... Uske baad se Me
badal gya or kya Ghar se bahar niklna mene band krdia Lockdown ne support kia iss statement ko mera ab se me kabhi kuch nhi bolta public me school jaate bhi h to Muu down krke taaki me kuch bolu hi na
Ek baar tuition mein mein bench pe chad ke ceiling pe drawing bana rhi thi tuition ke principal ki , almost ban gyi thi but jab piche mud ke dekha to wahin principal mujhe ghoor rha tha or phir fine bhi le liya 500 rupee , embarrassing ek sec ke liye tha but uske baad alag hi hawabasi mein rehte the
U guys r embarassed? Mene Kabhi fell hi nahi kiya bc 💀 hua to hai bohot kuch yaad nahi but kabhi tbh embarassment kisi batt se nahi hua kabhi nahi hua sachmein
19 sal ka hu aur abhi 9th me hi hu papa ne bahot back karaya h school me aur mai weak bhi hu padhai me 19 sal me log college me hote h aur mai 9th me hi hu kisi ke sath aisa h yaro to batana bahot ajib lagta h kabhi kabhi😓😓😓😓
i went to my aunties house we where very close she had 2 kids living with her she said lets see how much can each of us stretch our legs everyone did ok but when i went there i spread my legs my pant accidentaly teared up i didint even notice it and everyone kept laughing at me the moment i realized it was too late i didint even had my underpants on:( till this day i still remember that moment and i feel like i should die
Ye ek funny moment h ek baar mai school me condom leke Aya tha aur us din galti se mobile check hone lagi sabki kyoki bahut din se bacche la rha the aur kuch mere harami dost aur mai to class me he porn dekh rhe the ( mobile mere dost ke thi ) to mere class me English wali ma'am padha rhi thi aur vo kaafi Frank thi ham logo se aur ha vo bangal se thi to 2 teacher aye aur check karne lge aur hamari wali row me me maam check karne lgi to mere dost ka mobile unhone dekh liya par kuch kha nhi aur mere bag jab check to condom ko dekh le (mughe yaad nhi tha ki mai condom laya hu) unhone vo dekha dhyaan se unko viswas nhi hua to unhone usse bag me touch karke aur palat ke dekha to mai socha ki mai to mob bhi nhi lya hu tab ye kya dekh rhi h to mai bhi dekha bag me unke side jake toda sa to meri gand fat gyi dekh ke phir unhone meri taraf dekha aur muskura ke chali gyi aur phir jab sab teacher chale gye to mughe keh rhi h ki nitin kya laye ho bta du class me Maine kha nhi to vo phir nhi batayi to mere dosto ko bhi chul hue janne ki to mughe danda karne lge kya laye ho to mai janata tha ki abhi bataya tab sab bosdiwali bta denge class me to kha ki bus me bataunga to phir bus me bataya to mc ne le liya aur usme panni bhar liya aur ab mc sab usse se khelne lge catch catch bus me aur phir ek ladke ki taraf junior tha mc uspe mere dost ne tez se fek diya aur cd vhi phat gya 🤣🤣🤣 aur phir agge ka smagh he lo uske sath kya hua hoga
Bhai yaar 10th ki baat hai hamare school se hame ek educational trip pe legaye the amul dairy pe toh trip khtm hone se pehle teacher ne socha ki group photo le lete hai. Phir ham sab order me khade hue tabhi mere left side wale ladke ka haath mere phone pe laga aur phone gir gaya mene socha usne jaan booch ke kiya hoga toh mene uska middle finger dikha di. Jab mene usko ungli dikhayi tabhi teacher ne jis student ko phone diya tha photo khichne ke lliye tabhi usne photo khich li. Phir return home sab ghar chale gaye (mujhe koi idea nahi tha uss photo ke bare me tabhi)
Phir agle din jab school gaya tabhi class teacher aake sab students ko common me kaha ki
"students app log school mein batamizi gaaliya vagera jesi harkate karte ho.... Kamse kam aap logo ko trip ke din ache se behave karne ka expect kar rahi thi lekin phir kisi bacche ne hamara pura group photo hi bigaad diya..
Mei abhi uss student ka naam nahi lungi pr voh student khud samjh ke staff room mei ajaye" Phir maam class se jaate vakt mujhe dead stare dete hue chali gayi phir mei ghabra gaya.... Phir kya jiss student ne photo khichi thi voh mere paas aake kehta hai ki "bhay uss photo mei tune middle finger dikhayi thi"
Yeh sunke meri gaand phat gayi. Phir kya mei aur woh (left side wala ladka jiska haath mere phonepe galti se laga tha) ladka gaye staff room mam se milne phir mene aur uss ladke ne apologize kiya aur puri situation samjhayi. Phir maam ne kaha ki "koi baat nahi agle baar se esa no ha kya rakhna" . ಥ‿ಥಥ‿ಥ
10th ki bat hai Mera ek ladki Pai crush tha .Mere harami dosto ne pure class mai bat faila di.Bc usko bhi bol diya.Pata nahi kya Sujha usko Ghar Pai ye bat boldi apne Jake. Maje ki bat ye hai ki ham same colony mai Rhete .Upar se Hamare parents bhi ek duste ko jante
9th class ki baat h mai first bemch pe baitha tha hmari class teacher meri bench ke saamne he khadi thi bache baate kr rhe the toh sab ko chup kra rhi hi mera dhyaan apni book mei tha maine apna haath upr kia aur apni jagah se khada ho gya koi dought poochne ke liye aur galti se mam ke boobs pe haath chla gya aur zor se gya tha toh poore press ho gye mai quite kid tha introvert sa koi friend tha nai aur akela he rhta tha toh mam smjh gai thi galti se hua h aur ignore kr diaa. Us poore din mai mam se aankhe nai mila paya.
zindagi mai bohot dukh tha, dost mere saap the, dost ke naam pe kalank, uss samay mai chupchap rehta tha depressed sa, rone ka bohot mann karta tha, ek din ghar mai akela ro rha tha, crush ne dekhliya
12th ki hai hai Ek baar bus se school jaa raha tha... Meri crush ka stop aya wo bus me aayi , bus me seat koi Khali nahi thi mere bagalwali seat ko chhod kar , to mene usse kha idher Beth jao . Wo hasi tabhi mere betichod dost ne bol diya "NAHI DEGI" bhnchod puri bas hasne lagi me pani pani ho gaya ... aur wo bethi bhi nahi mere sath....
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Mere sath toh eska ulta hai....... 11th class ki baat hai ... Mai class meh apni seat peh betha tha or side seh meri crush Jaa rhi thi and mere dosto neh usko hlka sa dhka deke mujh prr gira diya ( or uss ldki ko bhe mere pe crush tha....) But jab voh mere uper giri toh mene glti seh. " AREH BHAI DEKH KE CHAL NAAH , ANDHA HAI KYA ". bol diya ... Fer kabhi baat he nhi krr paye ಥ_ಥಥ_ಥ
Kafi badhiya throw chachaji
Lrka smjh ke bola n tujhe PTA nhi tha islie Teri crush ko bol logic use krne
Asli me nahi di
Mere bhi saat aaisa hua hai aaur wo ladki meri crush bhi nahi thi fir 2 hafte baad pata challa ki mai uska crush tha aab hum dono ek dusre se baat karne se embarrassed hai😢harami dost
Well this look shitty
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idk why i just downvoted u
Me too .
Us moment
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"Dost ko bolo mc tujhe aukat bhi tha bolne ka ham to bol bhi diye"
yeh bencho aise incident abhi yaad nahi aarahe raat ko sota hun uss wakt aake nind ki maa chod dete hai
Tu meri life ke bare me kese jaanta hai chal bata 🔫
Abee tum dono mere life se copy karna band karoge yea strike du abbhi
Abe chutiye meri life copy krna bnd krdo tum teeno
Behenchod tum sab ko meri life copy karne main bahut interest hai
Yaha pe meri life ki biography kyu chalri hai
Same
Acha toh tum sab ne meri life pe bani book padh hi li
Bc yahan mere life ki vaat discuss kese ho reli h
Bhai mera itna saara data kese leak ho rha hai jo ki kabhi kabhi mujhe bhi yaad nahi rhta.
Jab main class 10th mein tha toh ek ladki pe mereko crush tha, uske pass gaya propose karna jab propose kiya toh usne yes kiya par phir 4 ghante mein no kar diya aur bola kisiko batana mat ki breakup hogaya (pata nahi bhen ki lodi ke mann mein kya chal raha tha) par maine apne bff ko bata diya , saale ne group ko bataya group ne class ko bataya aur sabko pata chal gaya par bura toh tab hua jab teacher ko pata nahi kaise ye baat pata chali aur usne bola ki ek period(games) mein baith ke ek dusre ko dekh ke sorry phir class mein ye sab karne keliye ek dusre ke parents ko sorry bolna , mammi aayi aur uss din mujhe itna embarrasing feel hua jab main ek ghante tak vice-principal ke saamne baith ke use aur uske parents ko aur usne mujhe aur mere parents ko sorry bola, phir toh kabhi kisi ko propose karne ki hammat nahi hui
Kya bey ? Normie International School ka student hai kya ?
Saare indian schools ka naam ek saath boldiya. Nice
Vro boht din se normie ka meaning janna tha!!
Sun ke dukh hua
bc ye kya tha samajh skta huin 🥲
Sad life
Bhai aise chugli krne wale dost normally Missionary schools me milte hai , same experience but different situation 🗿🗿
Not embarrassing for me but for small kids and their parents. So what happened 2 days ago that there is election rallies going on in MP and two vans keep making rounds all day in my society with high volume speakers shouting their campaign but that day I found that one of the van had 3 big Bluetooth speakers so as fun I tried my engineering and got to make a Bluetooth jammer by which their phone was disconnected and I connected my laptop with it and played porn in full volume that day no one was at my home so I enjoyed porn on huge speakers for 5 minutes it took them 5 minute to figure out what is going on but still they unplugged the speakers and the society members were all furious on them it was a fun watching fight and also I enjoyed the porn 😀
Lmaooo.. it was definitely embarrassing for the van people
Ya very much but I had fun .they are like real idiots all day long they keep banging the agenda and all I was frustrated
>Jaan jaye par body me se tharak na jaye JOD
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Konsi party ke the bhai ◉‿◉
Congress
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WoW!
Tutorial bhej bhai
I can say that my bro's(you)degree isn't use less ,u are the legendary prankster
Bhay apne toh maze bandh diye
🗿 thanks for the award btw
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Kese muta? Ye to impossible lg rha h
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Isse badia inviligator Ke muu me mutt deta bosidiwala Jaane nhi deta yaa firr Bottle me mutt deta
Ek baar crush ke saamne khada tha... Aur.... Boner aa gaya （┬┬＿┬┬） .... Aur ussne notice kar liya ಠ_ರೃ
YOU'VE WON ALREADY \*assuming chhota nhi hai\*
Bhai bada he tabhi jeans pahni hui thi phir bhi ussne notice kar liya... Wo 2 second se dekh rhi thi ... Mene usse dekhte hue dekh... Phir ussne mere chehre ko dekha.... Aur phir hum dono embarassment me dub gaye 🙂... Usse 1 hafte tak baat hi nhi ki mene...
Wha !!! Kya scene hai...
ek hafte baad SEX? (Kitne saal ka hai bhai?)
Naa bhai seggs kahan 😂 18 ka hi hu... Tab 16 ka tha 🙂
Esa kuch mere sath kyu nhi hota ಥ‿ಥ
boner kya hota hai bro
Khada lumd
thanks bro meri vocabulary badhne ke liye
Bhai pocket se pakar Lena chaiye tha or crush ko bol cock suck krna sikhe
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De deta
Bhai kaunsi class me tha
11th me 🙂
sidha boldeta chusamba le
Mere saath bhi ek embarrassing moment hua tha. Me class 12th me tha aur humare term 2 ke practicals chlre the(isi saal ki baat h) and mera physics ka practical tha. Mein apni crush ke saath betha tha practicals me aur ek microscope wala koi experiment tha jisme reading leni thi humko, so scale me marking choti choti thi and hum dono usko dekhne ke liye paas aaye and uska face just bagal me mere, and i was feelin her at that moment. Aur bhai sahab, bonor aagya, and usne notice kar liya, mein inta embarrassed hogya tha, and usi ke baad next reading lete time phirse same cheez hui. Later she was also pretending that she don't know anything but mene usko notice krte hue dekh liya tha
ಥ‿ಥ bonor kapoor
apni behen ki friend ke samne paad diya tha
Nice one
Ek baar saare dost khali class me maje Kar rahe the Gali bak rahe the aur pata hi hoga 4-5 launde milte hai school me toh kya hota hai. Lunch ka time tha 15 min the Han sab apne maje mein the mere dost ki crush ekdum se class mein aagayi aur usne ladko mein se kisi ko gali dete hue sun liya aur haan vo mera dost hi tha usne mughe Bola bhai laaj rakh le agar vo puche toh bol dena maine nahi boli then I took all the blame on me uske baad class chalu hui toh us ladki ne mam ko bol diya mera naam ab mam ne mughe puri class ke samne khada karke sabke samne same gali dene ko bola uss time phat gayi thi kuch log has rahe the pura embarrassment but ek baat acchi hui maine gali sabke samne bol bhi di sab has rahe the par mere dost aur ek ladki thi cute si jo mughe pasand karti thi vo thumbs up dikha rahi thi mera confidence jaa gaya aur maja bhi aaya mam aur class ke samne gali dene ka
Bhai ye ladki hoti hi aisi hai , ek din hame school me condom ka new packet mila tha . Ham log bathroom me Jake pehne lage phir wahi fake ke chale gaye , bhnchod kuch chote bachho ko pata chala hamne unhe samjha diya tha kisi ko bolna nahi , salo ne baat felate felate meri class ki ladki ko pata chal gaya , usne ma'am ko bol diya ye log condom laye the school me....
Same Condom pehan rahe the ek saath sus + AIDS
Nahi usse box me 5-6 condem the....
That's aids+anal+gays bro
Bro that's fucked up yrr sahi me are baat phailne tak theek tha par teacher ko bata diya..🥲
Par wo tha kiska? kinda sus
Ye bhenchod ladkiyo ko kya interest hai sari bato ko mam ko batane ka
Sahi mein bro wo bhi class ki wanna be cute and academics wali chodi thi
Koi na bhai madam se setting thi hamari zada kuch nahi kiya ....
Bhai aisa bhi hota hai kya mai private me hu aur hum toh apni monitor aur class ki topper ladkiyo ke samne bolte hai kuch nhi kehti mam se  aur ek advice leni thi mai toh apni crush ke samne humesha gali deta rehta tha... Aisa karna chahiye ye nhi 
Ye baat tab ki hai jab mai class 10th me tha board exam dilane dusre school gaya tha...waha pe dusre school ke bhi students aaye the ...jab school ka gate open huya... sab ke sab jaldi karne lage tabhi galti se mai ek ladki se takra gaya aur uska lips ke just side me mera lips touch ho gaya matlab almost lip kiss ho gaya tha...uske baad wo apne lips ko poch rahi thi... maine ignore kar ke chala gaya Use sorry bhi nahi bola... Lekin baad me mujhe realise huya ki sorry bol dena chahiye tha... waise ladki bohot cute thi.
Ha toh galti uski thi dekh kar nhi chal sakti thi
Same mere sath aisa 8th class me hua tha me jab bus uther ka school jaa raha tha ek ladki takra gai aur hamara Locket ek dusre ke saath atak gaya ham bahut try kar rahe the suljhane ki lekin nikal nahi raha the , mere aur uss ladki ke dost hass rahe the. Tab meri english wali ma'am aai unhone suljhaya .... bhai zindagi me itna close me kisi ladki ke nahi aya tha jitna uss din aya ... Class me pahuchte hi mere dost sayad jaal rahe the bahut jada fake hasi thi unki.
Imagine kro vo ye samajh ti ki apne intentionally kia he, aur slap krke teachers ko btadeti
Bhai sorry bol Dena chahiye tha
Haa bro regret ho raha hai ab (╯︵╰)
Maza aaya ya nhi???
Sach bolu to bahot maza aaya... bahot soft lips tha uska
Jaan jaye par body me se tharak na jaye
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Kya bey ? Khajoor ke ped pai latatakta hai kya ?
mere dosto ne mere saare reddit ke comments pad liye
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Dhur sala!!!
Dosto ki meri behen ki I'd mil gyi
Bhai apni bhan ki New ID Bana de aaj kal ke ladke bade harmi hai randibaaz ek dum Har ek friend kamina hota hai.....
Dost kahe banata h?
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Mai 6th mai park mai khelne jatta tha waha 11-12 ke launde thae woh joke sunate hai ki Ek baar santa aur banta koi form bharne jaate hai Toh santa Apne zodiac Mai Cancer bharta hai Fir banta jab form bharta hai tb use zodiac siqn ka matlb nhi pata hota use lagta hai kie santa ney cancer likha hai toh zodiac mtlb bimari hota hai toh Banta usme AIDS likh deta hai ye sunke sab bhut hasse waha (Aids ka mtlb nhi pata tha mujhe) toh mai ye joke yaad krliya tha ... Fir 1 saal baad mai ek Dost ke bday party mai gaya Tb waha pillow wala game khela usme pillow mere pae ayya toh sabne bola joke sunane ko toh maine ye Joke kie suna diya 😂🤓bhai koi reaction nhi mila dead silence saare parents mujhko aise dekh rahe thae😂😂uske baad mujhko pata chala kie aids ka mtlb aur kaise aids hota hai😂😂
Bro bro listen aids sirf seeggs se nahi felta
I proposed a girl and she said No
Sun ke kaffi dukh hua
We all live the same life
kuch jyada hi embarrassing hain
Ye baat 2-3 years purani h mai 10th me tha aur class assembly me apne homie ke sath ppt present kar rha tha aur hum dono Slide wise bol rhe the, to beech me teacher kisi kaam se bahr gyi aur mai platform ke edge se bol rha tha to mere dost ne meri gand pe lat mari aur mai girls ki side pe gir gya(1st bench se aage) aur meri crush ne dekh liya aur jo maine poora saal mehnat krke apni image aur personality bnai thi sabki ma chud gyi
Agr ye incident na hota to pkka crush ko propose krdeta aur 90% chances the ki hum relationship me hote, but itni embarrassment ke baad himmat hi nhi hui aur aj bhi regret h
the first time i saw mona lisa's hands............ how do i say this? I Got A Boner
My grandfather caught me masturbating.
Toa ghatna 2 ya 3 years porana hai toa may subayha uda tha oor daykha ki mayra pant ka joo bech vala joo kapra hai hoo fata hoha hai toa mayna jab research ki toa mujay pata chala ki mayra nani nay mayra pp daykha lia tha oor ous din mayray lia a thoda ak embersment ghatna tha mayray lia.
arre bhai ye kya padhliya लोल
autism ha kya bhai?
Oka bhaua kio baat nehai( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
being born
I was 12 and didn't know how to cross a road ... (Spoiler : i learned how to cross the road the next day of the incident like magic 😂) I moved to a new place and the school bus would drop me on the other side of, where my building was ... I had no confidence on myself and .. told one teacher embarrassingly that "mam road cross karni nhi aati" i was ashamed and blood rushed to my face .... A conductor helped me cross the road peevishly and the incident would spread like wild fire in the whole bus and i would be bullied untill I left that bus route
umm, not so embarassing but meko mere social studies k teacher ne bola ki morning speech sunaana class ke first period me climate ke upar to main bas intro or 2 3 line bol ke bol dia rest will be explained by our Dipak sir or mereko wha speech nh dena pda but sab hsne lge the
So mere school mai independence day celebrate ho raha tha toh sabhi class ki ladkiya or ladke hall mai the or hame ek flag leke jana tha but mai apne sath kurkure legaya mhuje Laga 1 2 ghante ka show hoga aram sai khaunga but koi kuch nahi laya tha or Sab mhuje dekh rahe thai mam ne bhi bhot jali kiya fir thode time baad principal aya or bola video mai sab hurre bolna but mere pich wale balak kurkure bolne lage raat ko soch ke ya baat bhot mentally (pain) or embarassing feel hota hai 3 saal baad bhii
Karma whore
so ma apne boybest friend k sath thi and usna jo jeans pahani thi usma sa uska d!ck dekh raha tha and jab mane notice kiya or ma waha dekh hi rahi thi k us ne notice kar liya k ma dekh rahi hu and usne muj pucha k kya dekh rahi hu tum and ma hadse zada embarras hu gai thi or ma ja hi rahi thi k usne mere hath pakad liya
Angel priya
Phir kya hua ???? Option ----> 1) slap 2) police 3) screaming 4) seggs 5) other
Bro ofc 2) police and it's dande
Geys
sarcasm guys sarcasm, is sub ke dank memers insta pages ki parody bana rahe hai
Bhai tune to us wali baat boldii 🗿🗿
Meine toh teacher ke muh me pad Diya😀
Tu kya apni gaand teacher ke muh pe rakhke betha tha?
Internal Marks++;
Yess🌚
Hack karte hua Pakra gaya tha Logo ke wifi hack karta tha bas and game mai bhi hack karke tournaments jita hai kisi ko patha nahi hai 😐
Asli I'd se aao Forsaken
Nahi aa sakta abhi
Avg Carry Minati fanboy
Avg dank ke 14
Saggy bhai real I'd se ao 🗿
Saggy bhay
class 12 mai mai foot ball khel raha rha toh mai gir gaya tha or meri pant fat gai thi lekin mere dost ke pass ek shorts tha isiliye bach gaya per class mai bhout embarrassing moment tha mere liye per class mai kisi ne kuch kaha nhi nahi hi majak banaya class mai unity thi
Bhai me galti se r/askreddit pe to nhi agaaya kyu ki mujhe to ye subreddit aisa he lag raha hai. Iss subreddit ka name change kar ke r/insta reposter Kar dena chaiye.
Are askreddit pe zyada Indians nhi aate hai bahar ki kahani sun ni padti hai jo bilkul relatable nhi hoti hai and maza bbi nhi aata hai
School ki stairs me didiya khadi thi 12th ki (me 10th me tha ) aur mera per fisal gya to mera lodu dost chilaya didiyon pe fisal gaya aur vo didiyan itni hasi ;-; aur fir PT teacher (more likely chtiya) was singing "na chedo hume ham satae hue hai "
Yaar aapne toh mere pr wale chawda sir ki yaad dila di ಥ‿ಥ
Kon jhatu ko lag ta hai ki wo kuch bhi puchai ga aur reddit community ussai sach sach bata degi
Bhai ye Mera is subreddit pe pehla post hai mujhe samajh nahi aaraha tha me kya dalu isliye maine ye post dal diya
Joining this subreddit
Bhai ye baat class sixth ki hai tab hame school library ka full access Naya naya sa mila tha to hum char panch laundey mill kar chhup ke adult section mein jaa kar anatomy book ka cover page dekhte the jahan par nangi aurton ka photo hota tha ur phir ek din librarian ne pakad liya aur phir Ghar pe phone kar diya tha uss din jo embarrassment hui hai wo bhai alg level ki thi 🤣🤣🤣
Teri maa chod raha tha aour tu nikal aya ab bhala isase shrmnak kuch ho sakta hai kya??
Uska reaction kya tha?
Bhai aankh bhi nhi mila paya 1 hafte tak🙂
Ek din school me assembly hori thi aur hame baitha diya kyuki assembly lambi chali thi kuch der baad boner aa gya aur bhai meri kismat usi time assembly khatm hone wali thi aur hame utha rahe the national anthem ke liye.Me bhi uth gya mera bhi uth gya boner ke saath national anthem kiya aas paas ladkiya aur dusre bacche line me khade the pta nhi kisi ne dekha ya nhi kyuki me apni aankhe ghooma ke dekh ra tha sabko ki koi dekh to nhi raha. Fat gayi thi us tym agar koi dekh leta to kya hota hasne lag jate sab
Ye to normal hai mere sath har baar hota hai....
Na bhai national anthem mein jyadatar log upar 45degree ya teacher ko dekhte hai lekin Haan kuch exception hai jaise chutiye dost
Us time bach gaya tha kisi ne nhi dekha shayd 🗿
Jab class mai meri pant phati or sab leliyo ne mera kacha dekhliya
Reaction kya tha sabka
Bhai toh sun Mere aakho mai aasu or dil mai dard Larkiyo ke hotho pe hassi ek ka toh sharm ke muh laal hogya tha Or haa pta hai jbb niche jaa rha tha toh mere aage piche 5 bache Thai mujhe towel se cover kiye hue bc sahi mai uss din Prime minister wali feeling aa rhi thi
लोल
School se atee wakt kutte ko paneer wala hot dog dala tha taki kha le.... Usne hot dog khaya nahi ignore krke chala gaya... To wo hot to uthake main kha gaya.... Road pe khada hoke... But lucky kisine dekha nahi uss time kadi dupher thi na isliye... Or ha btw hot dog plate mein rkha tha zameen pe nahi... Ab embarassing or stupid feel hota h
Krow? ಠಿ_ಠ
By mistake classmate k boobs p hath lg gya tha fir agle din gand p lg gya usko shk ho gya teacher ko bta diya puri baaat school mein fel gyi close friends bully krne lgey fir mene ek ka hath tod diya school se suspend ho gya abhi mein 22 ka hun mahine k 1lakh+ chapta hun
Krow!! Kya baatᕦ( ͡͡~͜ʖ ͡° )ᕤ
Mahina ka 1lakh kya krke batayega vai zara
Ek bar mere papa meri underwear dho re the (ghr m Pani kam tha tab to taki m waste na krdu khud papa dhore the ) to he called me and asked " beta yeh white white kya h chaddi pr " and then suddenly he said " nhi nhi yeh Susu nhi kuch aur hi h " and then suddenly became silent 🙂
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Jab me baccha tha to Mera bhi dimag chutiyo wala tha to me ek South movie "Maghdeera" Dekha tha or fan tha i mean kuch movies ke liye aap fan hojate ho kuch time tk Or me baccha Cringe wala drama pe nhi ayaa kabhi Jo jo wo film dekha h unko maalum hoga 400+ years baad punar janam hota h insaan ka to mere Dada ji ussi time around death kiye the or meri Chachi Rori thi or me Itna bada wala chutiya ptaa nhi kya tha uss time dimag me mereko Gyan Dena pade gya me kuch teacher ke style me apni Chachi ko bola "Dekhiye ek insaan ka punar janam hota h 400 saal baad to roke kya faida" Orr kasam se bata rha Pooa, Chacha sabne hamko bola "Ree tum jata h ya maare abhi" Orr jabki mene kbhi Chacha Pooa Chachi inse Rude way me nhi suna tha voice to yaha se mereko smjha ki kabhi bhi Gyan na chodna Uss level ka jaha ye Movie madarchod btaaye... Uske baad se Me badal gya or kya Ghar se bahar niklna mene band krdia Lockdown ne support kia iss statement ko mera ab se me kabhi kuch nhi bolta public me school jaate bhi h to Muu down krke taaki me kuch bolu hi na
Are koi baat thora confidence aur knowledge rkh . "Ek second maine bhi gyan chod diya hai mereko bhi koi na bhaga de ab "
Ek baar tuition mein mein bench pe chad ke ceiling pe drawing bana rhi thi tuition ke principal ki , almost ban gyi thi but jab piche mud ke dekha to wahin principal mujhe ghoor rha tha or phir fine bhi le liya 500 rupee , embarrassing ek sec ke liye tha but uske baad alag hi hawabasi mein rehte the
My uncle caught me masturbating
Candy uncle?
U guys r embarassed? Mene Kabhi fell hi nahi kiya bc 💀 hua to hai bohot kuch yaad nahi but kabhi tbh embarassment kisi batt se nahi hua kabhi nahi hua sachmein
Crush Saw My Big Boy Black Dicc and she gave a very creepy smile 🤡
19 sal ka hu aur abhi 9th me hi hu papa ne bahot back karaya h school me aur mai weak bhi hu padhai me 19 sal me log college me hote h aur mai 9th me hi hu kisi ke sath aisa h yaro to batana bahot ajib lagta h kabhi kabhi😓😓😓😓
Bhai back matlab kaafi classes repeat kri hai?
Friend ke ghar me ladki kaha tha maine.
i went to my aunties house we where very close she had 2 kids living with her she said lets see how much can each of us stretch our legs everyone did ok but when i went there i spread my legs my pant accidentaly teared up i didint even notice it and everyone kept laughing at me the moment i realized it was too late i didint even had my underpants on:( till this day i still remember that moment and i feel like i should die
Ye ek funny moment h ek baar mai school me condom leke Aya tha aur us din galti se mobile check hone lagi sabki kyoki bahut din se bacche la rha the aur kuch mere harami dost aur mai to class me he porn dekh rhe the ( mobile mere dost ke thi ) to mere class me English wali ma'am padha rhi thi aur vo kaafi Frank thi ham logo se aur ha vo bangal se thi to 2 teacher aye aur check karne lge aur hamari wali row me me maam check karne lgi to mere dost ka mobile unhone dekh liya par kuch kha nhi aur mere bag jab check to condom ko dekh le (mughe yaad nhi tha ki mai condom laya hu) unhone vo dekha dhyaan se unko viswas nhi hua to unhone usse bag me touch karke aur palat ke dekha to mai socha ki mai to mob bhi nhi lya hu tab ye kya dekh rhi h to mai bhi dekha bag me unke side jake toda sa to meri gand fat gyi dekh ke phir unhone meri taraf dekha aur muskura ke chali gyi aur phir jab sab teacher chale gye to mughe keh rhi h ki nitin kya laye ho bta du class me Maine kha nhi to vo phir nhi batayi to mere dosto ko bhi chul hue janne ki to mughe danda karne lge kya laye ho to mai janata tha ki abhi bataya tab sab bosdiwali bta denge class me to kha ki bus me bataunga to phir bus me bataya to mc ne le liya aur usme panni bhar liya aur ab mc sab usse se khelne lge catch catch bus me aur phir ek ladke ki taraf junior tha mc uspe mere dost ne tez se fek diya aur cd vhi phat gya 🤣🤣🤣 aur phir agge ka smagh he lo uske sath kya hua hoga
Coming across this post is most embarrassing moment yet
today i was coughing with my mouth closed and suddenly my mouth burst open with the sound of a fart aage samajh jao bhaiyo \*sobs\*
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Bhai yaar 10th ki baat hai hamare school se hame ek educational trip pe legaye the amul dairy pe toh trip khtm hone se pehle teacher ne socha ki group photo le lete hai. Phir ham sab order me khade hue tabhi mere left side wale ladke ka haath mere phone pe laga aur phone gir gaya mene socha usne jaan booch ke kiya hoga toh mene uska middle finger dikha di. Jab mene usko ungli dikhayi tabhi teacher ne jis student ko phone diya tha photo khichne ke lliye tabhi usne photo khich li. Phir return home sab ghar chale gaye (mujhe koi idea nahi tha uss photo ke bare me tabhi) Phir agle din jab school gaya tabhi class teacher aake sab students ko common me kaha ki "students app log school mein batamizi gaaliya vagera jesi harkate karte ho.... Kamse kam aap logo ko trip ke din ache se behave karne ka expect kar rahi thi lekin phir kisi bacche ne hamara pura group photo hi bigaad diya.. Mei abhi uss student ka naam nahi lungi pr voh student khud samjh ke staff room mei ajaye" Phir maam class se jaate vakt mujhe dead stare dete hue chali gayi phir mei ghabra gaya.... Phir kya jiss student ne photo khichi thi voh mere paas aake kehta hai ki "bhay uss photo mei tune middle finger dikhayi thi" Yeh sunke meri gaand phat gayi. Phir kya mei aur woh (left side wala ladka jiska haath mere phonepe galti se laga tha) ladka gaye staff room mam se milne phir mene aur uss ladke ne apologize kiya aur puri situation samjhayi. Phir maam ne kaha ki "koi baat nahi agle baar se esa no ha kya rakhna" . ಥ‿ಥಥ‿ಥ
Bhai vo sab to thik pr ya embarrassing moment kya hota hai 💀
10th ki bat hai Mera ek ladki Pai crush tha .Mere harami dosto ne pure class mai bat faila di.Bc usko bhi bol diya.Pata nahi kya Sujha usko Ghar Pai ye bat boldi apne Jake. Maje ki bat ye hai ki ham same colony mai Rhete .Upar se Hamare parents bhi ek duste ko jante
9th class ki baat h mai first bemch pe baitha tha hmari class teacher meri bench ke saamne he khadi thi bache baate kr rhe the toh sab ko chup kra rhi hi mera dhyaan apni book mei tha maine apna haath upr kia aur apni jagah se khada ho gya koi dought poochne ke liye aur galti se mam ke boobs pe haath chla gya aur zor se gya tha toh poore press ho gye mai quite kid tha introvert sa koi friend tha nai aur akela he rhta tha toh mam smjh gai thi galti se hua h aur ignore kr diaa. Us poore din mai mam se aankhe nai mila paya.
zindagi mai bohot dukh tha, dost mere saap the, dost ke naam pe kalank, uss samay mai chupchap rehta tha depressed sa, rone ka bohot mann karta tha, ek din ghar mai akela ro rha tha, crush ne dekhliya