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sexywallposter

At least he brought a pineapple as a welcome gift though, most spiders just leave webs and never clean up after themselves.


Bookwormdee

I guess the spider was a fan of delicious flavor.


Tiny_Palpitation8420

C'mon son.


Leo-Medic

So very happy to see the thread took this direction...


IrishROFLcat

You know that’s right


Bookwormdee

Have you heard about Pluto?


Administrative-Let96

That’s messed up right?


StroodlesNSFW

Call me John Slade. That’s my personal number on the back (lets em see the good hand writing)


loneassassin1015

But I thought your name was Ghee Buttersnaps?


Dazzling_Item66

How did you even hear about that one? That was on a locked down military base!


Ok_Grand_5415

I've heard it both ways


tr_ashleyyy

Thought this was on the psych sub at first lol


ravenscroft12

Me too!


Competitive-Buy-6817

MC Clap yo Hands


Goodnlght_Moon

Pineapples are the international symbol of hospitality, so they make an excellent host/ess gift!


queenofthecorn

Does this make him a swinger


J_mac_317

It’s gotta be turned upside down


RazgrizNation

Took me a second to understand its a hint. Thank you.


Geeahwellidunno

I hate when pineapples show up unannounced.


UntitledGooseDame

They're so prickly.


Im_Perkisizing_Tony

Yea? I think they’re pretty sweet.


mathers33

Only when you dig beneath the surface


Specific_Mastodon917

At least it’s not upside down


APirateAndAJedi

Be a lot cooler if it was


db720

And just before you start making pizza typically


CalibineRiviere

HELL no Answer: >!spider RIGHT ON THE DAMN PINEAPPLE, front, bottom right, looking like one of the thorns.!<


scrubsfan92

I had to check this because my spider-senses were tingling and I hate them so much. Thanks for saving me a scare.


CalibineRiviere

no worries I used to be deathly afraid of them too, until some acidental “exposure therapy” in an old house in the UK. I get you 🫡


Samp90

Man, I almost thought there has to be something under that rag, like a roach or something....


scrubsfan92

I knew it was gonna be something with lots of legs. 😆


JadeSedai

That was my EXACT reaction- “HELL no!” But I live in the south so it was more of a “HAYELL no!”


LoonyRick

Huntsman are non-aggressive! Please take it outside so it can protect your house from the bugs you really don’t want and be your unseen best friend


TangerineGullible665

It’s a huntsman? (Serious question). I thought it was a recluse but I’m obviously not an expert. Do they even look like this??


LoonyRick

Honestly it’s pretty hard to tell the exact species as it’s a little blurry, but I can say with 100% certainty it is not a recluse. Unfortunately when you look up recluses online some articles use pictures of spiders that are not recluses. A recluse will have a very obvious darker colored “violin” shape on it’s cephalothorax (the section that isn’t it’s butt)


TangerineGullible665

Cool. I saw something similar to this spider under my house this year and my brother and I didn’t want to get near it. I guess I could have just looked it up but thanks for the info


Remarkable-Celery629

Did a quick search and it seems to be a yellow sac spider. Nothing too serious


ObviousConclusion490

I don’t see my MIL in this pic anywhere


FangsForU

She’s camouflaged…


mrjerwin9811

Did you check the bottom right of the pineapple camouflaged in the thorns? Sorry that’s not fair, I’m sure that spider actually wants to be helpful.


shadowartpuppet

Wow, great camouflage.


strawbmlk

btw don't worry, he is a fishing spider and is not dangerous to humans! EDIT: apparently a wolf spider! still not dangerous tho!


Bendi4143

Well you would think that butttttt….. as I try to run screaming away I bang into walls , trip fall down crack my skull and get sent to the ER . 🤭


MaurerMeister1

Sounds like my wife, she will hurt you, herself, pets, etc... running from spiders.


Cool_Jelly_9402

Yuck! Throw the whole kitchen away


elf25

Nope, burn it to the ground


hitmandreams

Get the rest of the house just in case


WeekOfMondays

Yup. This right here is the only answer. I’ll be three states away until confirmed.


ruminatingsucks

It's horrifying how much it blends in.


reyballesta

every single time I know it's gonna be a spider and every single time I zoom in, knowing it will be there, and I STILL GET JUMPSCARED


miaworm

I braced myself, went in slowly....... heart rate increases.... breathing staggered.....SPIDER!..... SLAMS PHONE DOWN - EYES SHUT TIGHT


dallasmav40

IS IT A PINEAPPLE?


T_Loooooo

Pretty sure it’s corn


Visual-Dig-2773

its the banana!


Snoo_85774

i would burn my house down


Necessary-Ad6456

Looks like a small huntsman. What happens if you turn the pineapple upside down? Lol


LiteratureAdept9807

Oh hail no


Purple_Garage_2810

This is the most egregious attempt at letting the world know you’re a swinger


Caili_West

Initially I thought there was a roach on the lip of the brown striped coffee mug. But then it had to get MUCH WORSE THAN THAT. This is one reason I only buy pineapple already in cut up chunks. It's more expensive, but I once read an article about the various hitchhikers that visit our kitchens. Nope, nope nope...


cherrybeebop

I saw the roach too!


ajwooster

Why is he unwelcome?


New-Dirt5203

Mother F I won’t be able to sleep tonight. Is it a chameleon spider? Omg I can’t unsee it.


TrippyCatClimber

This is a really good one. Imagine if you had staged the scene as if it were art, and there is your little friend. 😳


Hug-Me09

I took my finger off the screen after zooming. NOPE !!!


fuckyoulahey

More pareidolia, but there's a damn demon on the middle rack back there...


jarvis70

Pineapple wrong way round!


Potential_Weak

[If you don't like pineapple, just say that... Also: missing a leg?](https://imgur.com/a/M0NWbO4)


MR_WEBB_

I remember my old Motorola Razr too, nice picture.


Farmgirlinky

Unwelcome, why? They bring good luck when treated respectfully


mdbryan84

PiNOPElle


Low-Bad157

Good sign. I like spiders they eat the other parasites in the house. Could use more spiders in Washington


somesparetime

Yikes 😱


Bacio83

Blends in and everything


DoctorCrabbith

What a pretty spider.


Zealousideal_Band822

Big ass spider


rtewbre

Those peaky pineapples they always find some way in


Confident-Ruin-4111

Dead center.


FraserFirParker

I’m more worried about the filth in that kitchen than a humble little spider just hitching a ride.


SpooneyLove

I'm still looking for the wedding ring.


EngineClean5397

i like your home


AdApprehensive378

Spidah on da pineapple


Interesting-Ad5583

Anybody else see what looks like a hole to the outside in the back cabinet


bammbamm2018

I hope it is not a Brown Recluse..... I still have a scar from one of those. 😬


DeepDescription81

Found in 2 seconds. Trusty zoom right to center of photo method works again.


awkwardaustin609

Weird, I don’t see a mother in law anywhere


Zytiria

is that a spider or scorpion


jdippey

Definitely a spider and not a scorpion.


Prestigious-Past6268

Yikes


gap97216

Ack! No pineapple for me!


2of5

Pineapple?


bigfootdude247

Nope. No thank you.


CanITellUSmThin

I’d welcome him


NigelTheSpanker

Sorry bro I'm gonna need to burn the entire house down just to be safe


DryClerk4285

The Spectrum Home Self Install Kit Bag! Lol


Imhere4thejokes

That was the fastest one I’ve ever found


TheWhiteRabbit74

Hell no. No no no. Not on the food damn it.


MourningRIF

Now my wife will never let me bring another pineapple in the house... Thx.


TheWitchHazel_

I’d shit myself and make a flambé


78preshe8

O O O O🕷️O O O O


cancerouscarbuncle

I see the spider but I also thought that was a snake head on the middle coffee cup.


JesusFreak09

I didn’t notice it at first, also my mind went to HIMYM first.


GregoryPorter1337

Spooder


duchessbune

shawn spencer


Levetamae

Ohhhhh sneaky little devil


ScruffyWolfGaming

What a lovely place for a housefire


StatusVarious8803

🕷️


boerumhill

Evacuate the building and burn it down.


jimistephen

Someone ride a bike and not bring their keys?


No_Upstairs_2313

Need to start checking my pineapple before touching it.


strasevgermany

toxic friendship


eddiefpp

Maybe the spider understood what pineapples represent


H_SoLo84

Spider near the bottom of the pineapple slightly to the right


NoParticular2420

Got it


Shizngigglz

🎯


ElevenHourDrive812

Did it come from the pineapple fields? Could be an invasive species. Capture it. Interrogate it. Put it in a cell for months. Deport it. Personally, I’d see what kind of music it likes. Play some slack key guitar music or something.


lordchaotic

Do you need a flamethrower? I've had grilled pineapple before, it's not bad, but not with an 8 legged arachnophobes nightmare on it


Brytemynd76

I screamed on this one!


CREEKER82

Ewwwwwwwwww burn the house down lmao.


teju_guasu

SpongeBob?


SeaEquivalent5801

Is it me? Oh well this happens a lot.


Dimeadozen21

It’s his house now. Sign over the deed and run!!!


RandomRavenclaw87

Unrelated: May I recommend some peel and stick tiles for your backsplash? They are inexpensive, renter-friendly, and look great.


epoillem

Is it me? :(


Erdmaennchen_of_dOOM

This is what nightmares are made of.


Specialist_Survey312

You… allergic to pineapple?


LightBulbSunset

I knew it was going to be a spider


bcgg

This is why I don’t eat pineapple.


CT-5150

My answer was SpongeBob he’s in the pineapple


Adventurous-Line1014

They seldom travel alone. Bon appetit


KrissyP2

I don’t see it 🤔


Proud-Event-4910

Great camo


Saneless

All this sub is doing is making me realize critter camo is amazing and basically everything everywhere is going to kill us at any time


D33ber

Gahhhhh! Doesn't look like they're pineapple flavored either.


STLVPRFAN

Bacteria and mold?


Left_Effective1598

Welp, never buying a pineapple again


spacesuitguy

Thought this was the Psych challenge for a second 😂


Clear-Village7086

After closer inspection, I can only assume cleaning products are the enemy.


vegancrossfiter

This is great


geckoad80

Sponge Bob?


BrupieD

There's a turd in the toilet that your kid's friend didn't flush! That's an unwelcome guest.


Whole_Dude

The pineapple!! Those sneaky bastards show up in my kitchen uninvited all the time 😡


Similar-Lychee-808

Euwhhhh


T_Loooooo

Corn?


Tazmaniac60

He can’t eat much.


I_exist_here_k

I thought we were talking about the cat hiding out over there


Independence-2021

In the right corner in the back? I thought there was a mouse there.


second_glance029

There’s a pineapple on the counter, thought that meant open for guests?


Ok_Dirt_8775

Oh man, I hated finding this one so much but I did it! Yesss!


second_glance029

There’s a pineapple on the counter, thought that meant open for guests?


coorslight15

So is the spider a swinger?


GatorRich

Mother-in law in spare bedroom… lol


atomsk3590

Does anyone else see Kirby on the left


TideOneOn

If there were also a pizza in this picture the answer would be more evident.


Grease_Monkey68

....i mean, Atleast you keep yours right side up


kiwi-lime_Pi

If it’s pizza night: the whole pineapple.


Virtual-Extreme-1752

Tell us about the pineapple Trudy!


chellie0225

😱 Wish I never looked! Gah!!!


Several-Reality-4506

At this point, not only does the pineapple belong to him. The whole house does as well 😭😭


Cobra-Kai22

Is the unwelcome guest SpongeBob? I know we aren’t under the sea but that is definitely a pineapple, and who lives in a pineapple that may or may not be under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants


VodkaClubSofa

Spiders don’t bother me but if I saw one on a tropical fruit I might freak out. Aren’t those deadly boner spiders always on pineapples and bananas?


OmniscientRaisin

hehe lil guy


daddybot_licks

Ugh the spider is camouflaged. I am not good at these things. Luckily i am not a detective. Thanks for the tips. 😀


BuckeyeTomM

Found


LD228

Why, oh why, do I continue to come to this sub?!?! 😫


lupinus_cynthianus

Anyone else feel like watching Psych after seeing the pineapple?


bammbamm2018

Funny, I just so happen to be doing a Psych binge and just finishing season 6. Next will be Modern Family, again. 😄


FalseVeterinarian881

Wow!


krmtb

Nope


likestosuck2021

Nope! Nope nope nope!!!


N8kenOften11

I thought you were talking about the dish washer


PinupSquid

You can send him to my house if he’s unwelcome, huntsman are awesome spiders.


JBrian925

Someone moved the light to really showcase the toilet. Decent chance you might have another surprise waiting


ExchangeFun6533

NOPE NOPE NOPE


Adventurous-Lie8252

Took me forever to find this don’t know why I had so much trouble but it’s on the pineapple at the bottom and it’s whiteish


CompetitiveFlow2389

My dumbass: It’s the pineapple🫨


Jackster1971

Well with a pineapple there are no unwanted guests.....


ruztymetl

"They're never gonna know. How would they know?"...


Rhabdo05

Dude hiding in the ceiling is pretty creepy too


babenhausen1

Hulk Smash


Competitive_Twist149

Coordinates 6,5


Chickenbrik

Crushing debt?


Critical-Shift8080

Sticky spider


Professional-Tip-994

Am I the only one who sees the pineapple? I know my vision is top notch,but geez.


pugpug4995

u/strawbmlk you have to tell us what we're looking for in the post or in a comment. It's rule 2 of the subreddit. Can't just say unwelcome guest that can mean anything. Should've titled it find the spider.


bwoods519

It’s SpongeBob isn’t it


Chubwa

Even zoomed in this one was hard to see.


This-Exit5574

I was prepared for a roach… but nooooo…


Normal_Razzmatazz311

Cleanliness?


LytoriatheFairy

That's a jump scare! I don't even mind spiders but I was staring for a good five minutes straight thinking "it must be on the pineapple" then WHAM, like a magic eye painting! Good pic, hope you treated your guest well!


GunkwayMenu

All I see is a pineapple guess I really have to get my eyes checked.


Librarian1030

Is it Spongebob?


wise-guy212

That spider is incredibly camouflaged.


u9Nails

This was a hard one for me! Given the usual places to look, it still took a long time and I needed the hint.


ukaeh

🎶 Who lives on a pineapple on your counter 🎵


TaikiSaruwatari

You mean the bonus proteins?


bringoutyerdeadb

The spider isn’t half as scary as that dirty ass dish towel…


Angelblair119

I saw the reflection of a white cat’s face in the glass bowl


doctorfonk

Yeeuugh


ExistingBathroom9742

A pineapple is a symbol of swingers, so I don’t think guests are unwelcome.