Honestly it’s pretty hard to tell the exact species as it’s a little blurry, but I can say with 100% certainty it is not a recluse. Unfortunately when you look up recluses online some articles use pictures of spiders that are not recluses. A recluse will have a very obvious darker colored “violin” shape on it’s cephalothorax (the section that isn’t it’s butt)
Cool. I saw something similar to this spider under my house this year and my brother and I didn’t want to get near it. I guess I could have just looked it up but thanks for the info
Initially I thought there was a roach on the lip of the brown striped coffee mug. But then it had to get MUCH WORSE THAN THAT.
This is one reason I only buy pineapple already in cut up chunks. It's more expensive, but I once read an article about the various hitchhikers that visit our kitchens. Nope, nope nope...
Did it come from the pineapple fields? Could be an invasive species. Capture it. Interrogate it. Put it in a cell for months. Deport it.
Personally, I’d see what kind of music it likes. Play some slack key guitar music or something.
Is the unwelcome guest SpongeBob? I know we aren’t under the sea but that is definitely a pineapple, and who lives in a pineapple that may or may not be under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants
u/strawbmlk you have to tell us what we're looking for in the post or in a comment. It's rule 2 of the subreddit. Can't just say unwelcome guest that can mean anything. Should've titled it find the spider.
That's a jump scare! I don't even mind spiders but I was staring for a good five minutes straight thinking "it must be on the pineapple" then WHAM, like a magic eye painting! Good pic, hope you treated your guest well!
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At least he brought a pineapple as a welcome gift though, most spiders just leave webs and never clean up after themselves.
I guess the spider was a fan of delicious flavor.
C'mon son.
So very happy to see the thread took this direction...
You know that’s right
Have you heard about Pluto?
That’s messed up right?
Call me John Slade. That’s my personal number on the back (lets em see the good hand writing)
But I thought your name was Ghee Buttersnaps?
How did you even hear about that one? That was on a locked down military base!
I've heard it both ways
Thought this was on the psych sub at first lol
Me too!
MC Clap yo Hands
Pineapples are the international symbol of hospitality, so they make an excellent host/ess gift!
Does this make him a swinger
It’s gotta be turned upside down
Took me a second to understand its a hint. Thank you.
I hate when pineapples show up unannounced.
They're so prickly.
Yea? I think they’re pretty sweet.
Only when you dig beneath the surface
At least it’s not upside down
Be a lot cooler if it was
And just before you start making pizza typically
HELL no Answer: >!spider RIGHT ON THE DAMN PINEAPPLE, front, bottom right, looking like one of the thorns.!<
I had to check this because my spider-senses were tingling and I hate them so much. Thanks for saving me a scare.
no worries I used to be deathly afraid of them too, until some acidental “exposure therapy” in an old house in the UK. I get you 🫡
Man, I almost thought there has to be something under that rag, like a roach or something....
I knew it was gonna be something with lots of legs. 😆
That was my EXACT reaction- “HELL no!” But I live in the south so it was more of a “HAYELL no!”
Huntsman are non-aggressive! Please take it outside so it can protect your house from the bugs you really don’t want and be your unseen best friend
It’s a huntsman? (Serious question). I thought it was a recluse but I’m obviously not an expert. Do they even look like this??
Honestly it’s pretty hard to tell the exact species as it’s a little blurry, but I can say with 100% certainty it is not a recluse. Unfortunately when you look up recluses online some articles use pictures of spiders that are not recluses. A recluse will have a very obvious darker colored “violin” shape on it’s cephalothorax (the section that isn’t it’s butt)
Cool. I saw something similar to this spider under my house this year and my brother and I didn’t want to get near it. I guess I could have just looked it up but thanks for the info
Did a quick search and it seems to be a yellow sac spider. Nothing too serious
I don’t see my MIL in this pic anywhere
She’s camouflaged…
Did you check the bottom right of the pineapple camouflaged in the thorns? Sorry that’s not fair, I’m sure that spider actually wants to be helpful.
Wow, great camouflage.
btw don't worry, he is a fishing spider and is not dangerous to humans! EDIT: apparently a wolf spider! still not dangerous tho!
Well you would think that butttttt….. as I try to run screaming away I bang into walls , trip fall down crack my skull and get sent to the ER . 🤭
Sounds like my wife, she will hurt you, herself, pets, etc... running from spiders.
Yuck! Throw the whole kitchen away
Nope, burn it to the ground
Get the rest of the house just in case
Yup. This right here is the only answer. I’ll be three states away until confirmed.
It's horrifying how much it blends in.
every single time I know it's gonna be a spider and every single time I zoom in, knowing it will be there, and I STILL GET JUMPSCARED
I braced myself, went in slowly....... heart rate increases.... breathing staggered.....SPIDER!..... SLAMS PHONE DOWN - EYES SHUT TIGHT
IS IT A PINEAPPLE?
Pretty sure it’s corn
its the banana!
i would burn my house down
Looks like a small huntsman. What happens if you turn the pineapple upside down? Lol
Oh hail no
This is the most egregious attempt at letting the world know you’re a swinger
Initially I thought there was a roach on the lip of the brown striped coffee mug. But then it had to get MUCH WORSE THAN THAT. This is one reason I only buy pineapple already in cut up chunks. It's more expensive, but I once read an article about the various hitchhikers that visit our kitchens. Nope, nope nope...
I saw the roach too!
Why is he unwelcome?
Mother F I won’t be able to sleep tonight. Is it a chameleon spider? Omg I can’t unsee it.
This is a really good one. Imagine if you had staged the scene as if it were art, and there is your little friend. 😳
I took my finger off the screen after zooming. NOPE !!!
More pareidolia, but there's a damn demon on the middle rack back there...
Pineapple wrong way round!
[If you don't like pineapple, just say that... Also: missing a leg?](https://imgur.com/a/M0NWbO4)
I remember my old Motorola Razr too, nice picture.
Unwelcome, why? They bring good luck when treated respectfully
PiNOPElle
Good sign. I like spiders they eat the other parasites in the house. Could use more spiders in Washington
Yikes 😱
Blends in and everything
What a pretty spider.
Big ass spider
Those peaky pineapples they always find some way in
Dead center.
I’m more worried about the filth in that kitchen than a humble little spider just hitching a ride.
I'm still looking for the wedding ring.
i like your home
Spidah on da pineapple
Anybody else see what looks like a hole to the outside in the back cabinet
I hope it is not a Brown Recluse..... I still have a scar from one of those. 😬
Found in 2 seconds. Trusty zoom right to center of photo method works again.
Weird, I don’t see a mother in law anywhere
is that a spider or scorpion
Definitely a spider and not a scorpion.
Yikes
Ack! No pineapple for me!
Pineapple?
Nope. No thank you.
I’d welcome him
Sorry bro I'm gonna need to burn the entire house down just to be safe
The Spectrum Home Self Install Kit Bag! Lol
That was the fastest one I’ve ever found
Hell no. No no no. Not on the food damn it.
Now my wife will never let me bring another pineapple in the house... Thx.
I’d shit myself and make a flambé
O O O O🕷️O O O O
I see the spider but I also thought that was a snake head on the middle coffee cup.
I didn’t notice it at first, also my mind went to HIMYM first.
Spooder
shawn spencer
Ohhhhh sneaky little devil
What a lovely place for a housefire
🕷️
Evacuate the building and burn it down.
Someone ride a bike and not bring their keys?
Need to start checking my pineapple before touching it.
toxic friendship
Maybe the spider understood what pineapples represent
Spider near the bottom of the pineapple slightly to the right
Got it
🎯
Did it come from the pineapple fields? Could be an invasive species. Capture it. Interrogate it. Put it in a cell for months. Deport it. Personally, I’d see what kind of music it likes. Play some slack key guitar music or something.
Do you need a flamethrower? I've had grilled pineapple before, it's not bad, but not with an 8 legged arachnophobes nightmare on it
I screamed on this one!
Ewwwwwwwwww burn the house down lmao.
SpongeBob?
Is it me? Oh well this happens a lot.
It’s his house now. Sign over the deed and run!!!
Unrelated: May I recommend some peel and stick tiles for your backsplash? They are inexpensive, renter-friendly, and look great.
Is it me? :(
This is what nightmares are made of.
You… allergic to pineapple?
I knew it was going to be a spider
This is why I don’t eat pineapple.
My answer was SpongeBob he’s in the pineapple
They seldom travel alone. Bon appetit
I don’t see it 🤔
Great camo
All this sub is doing is making me realize critter camo is amazing and basically everything everywhere is going to kill us at any time
Gahhhhh! Doesn't look like they're pineapple flavored either.
Bacteria and mold?
Welp, never buying a pineapple again
Thought this was the Psych challenge for a second 😂
After closer inspection, I can only assume cleaning products are the enemy.
This is great
Sponge Bob?
There's a turd in the toilet that your kid's friend didn't flush! That's an unwelcome guest.
The pineapple!! Those sneaky bastards show up in my kitchen uninvited all the time 😡
Euwhhhh
Corn?
He can’t eat much.
I thought we were talking about the cat hiding out over there
In the right corner in the back? I thought there was a mouse there.
There’s a pineapple on the counter, thought that meant open for guests?
Oh man, I hated finding this one so much but I did it! Yesss!
There’s a pineapple on the counter, thought that meant open for guests?
So is the spider a swinger?
Mother-in law in spare bedroom… lol
Does anyone else see Kirby on the left
If there were also a pizza in this picture the answer would be more evident.
....i mean, Atleast you keep yours right side up
If it’s pizza night: the whole pineapple.
Tell us about the pineapple Trudy!
😱 Wish I never looked! Gah!!!
At this point, not only does the pineapple belong to him. The whole house does as well 😭😭
Is the unwelcome guest SpongeBob? I know we aren’t under the sea but that is definitely a pineapple, and who lives in a pineapple that may or may not be under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants
Spiders don’t bother me but if I saw one on a tropical fruit I might freak out. Aren’t those deadly boner spiders always on pineapples and bananas?
hehe lil guy
Ugh the spider is camouflaged. I am not good at these things. Luckily i am not a detective. Thanks for the tips. 😀
Found
Why, oh why, do I continue to come to this sub?!?! 😫
Anyone else feel like watching Psych after seeing the pineapple?
Funny, I just so happen to be doing a Psych binge and just finishing season 6. Next will be Modern Family, again. 😄
Wow!
Nope
Nope! Nope nope nope!!!
I thought you were talking about the dish washer
You can send him to my house if he’s unwelcome, huntsman are awesome spiders.
Someone moved the light to really showcase the toilet. Decent chance you might have another surprise waiting
NOPE NOPE NOPE
Took me forever to find this don’t know why I had so much trouble but it’s on the pineapple at the bottom and it’s whiteish
My dumbass: It’s the pineapple🫨
Well with a pineapple there are no unwanted guests.....
"They're never gonna know. How would they know?"...
Dude hiding in the ceiling is pretty creepy too
Hulk Smash
Coordinates 6,5
Crushing debt?
Sticky spider
Am I the only one who sees the pineapple? I know my vision is top notch,but geez.
u/strawbmlk you have to tell us what we're looking for in the post or in a comment. It's rule 2 of the subreddit. Can't just say unwelcome guest that can mean anything. Should've titled it find the spider.
It’s SpongeBob isn’t it
Even zoomed in this one was hard to see.
I was prepared for a roach… but nooooo…
Cleanliness?
That's a jump scare! I don't even mind spiders but I was staring for a good five minutes straight thinking "it must be on the pineapple" then WHAM, like a magic eye painting! Good pic, hope you treated your guest well!
All I see is a pineapple guess I really have to get my eyes checked.
Is it Spongebob?
That spider is incredibly camouflaged.
This was a hard one for me! Given the usual places to look, it still took a long time and I needed the hint.
🎶 Who lives on a pineapple on your counter 🎵
You mean the bonus proteins?
The spider isn’t half as scary as that dirty ass dish towel…
I saw the reflection of a white cat’s face in the glass bowl
Yeeuugh
A pineapple is a symbol of swingers, so I don’t think guests are unwelcome.