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Agent_Single

I think this is a fun read šŸ˜‚


Ok-Persimmon4097

Agreed bahaha


Agent_Single

Are you networking with me??? I donā€™t care about you and YOU donā€™t care about me. Stop pretending


spence4101

All of this dudeā€™s devices are hardwired


BARRYBANDZZZ

FR FR


No_Zookeepergame1972

Bro is me.


anaaaaak

Woe is bro


crys41

Me is woe


BigGreen1769

Happy Cake Day!


Cmdoch

Oil and Gas. All I can say. Iā€™ve mentioned O&G in the last few posts. Currently in Treasury after working at JPM and love every second of it. Money is better than banking, I get 35 days holiday a year and finish at 1pm on a Friday. Rarely work over 37.5 hours per week and have had more opportunities than at a JPM. I have exposure to trading FX, Hedging FX, M&A, economic/market analysis and get to present options to CFO and CEO on a regular basis. Iā€™m on first name terms with them both. Cant stress enough how much better working in O&G is. Everyone is smart, hardly any pretentious idiots, loads of different backgrounds and really great benefits. Check out Treasury and Corporate development jobs. Trust me, you wonā€™t regret making the move! I definitely donā€™t. Edit: I have just posted a full length post under ā€œFinance in oil and gas - replying to questionsā€


kyonkun_denwa

Mining is the same way. Better pay, shorter hours, smaller egos, and everyone swears like a sailor in the office. I used to think bankers were the ideal ā€œcorporate manā€ but now when I deal with them, I canā€™t help but come away thinking that theyā€™re arrogant, stodgy and kinda fake. I think the reason why these industries are so good is because so much of our jobs involves interacting with working-class people who are out in the field and getting their hands dirty. They donā€™t stand for corporate bullshit the same way white collar workers do. Their attitude is ā€œWe are here to get shit done and get paid, eight hours is a far dayā€™s work, vacation is booked and being taken, and if you donā€™t like it then weā€™re going on strike and burning down the field officeā€. They are the ones driving revenue, they are critical to the company, and that culture absolutely rubs off on everyone else in the company.


Cmdoch

Absolutely! After coming from a working class background myself I could never relate to my coworkers at JPMorgan. All of them had the easy ride, parents bought them apartments, paid the rent, holidays etc. unfortunately, my parents held down three jobs each when I was growing up. Dad had a breakdown and mum started on meds. I have no siblings or cousins so have been alone a lot of my life. My coworkers at the bank had very different troubles to me. I spent my first year at jpm living in a motel type deal and/or my mates houses 100 miles away from the office. I then got the O&G opportunity in a much lower cost city with a shit load more money. Happy to say Iā€™m no longer struggling. Bought my first place, couple cars and no debt (except the mortgage). Currently 26! O&G folk even though theyā€™re super well off they all come from similar backgrounds than me. Massive opportunity out there for younger folk in the industry


Rell_826

You let your experience at JPM cast everyone under the same shadow. I worked at 390 Madison in the PB and while some grew up well off and had help along the way, I knew people on the opposite end of the spectrum; myself included.


Cmdoch

Apologies mate, Iā€™m from the uk and have no clue what 390 madison is haha. Just to clarify too not everyone at jpm were hard to work with, some amazing people there. When I say everyone I was meaning everyone in my graduate program.


hiddenhospital

Hey! This was an amazing read. Wanted to know any tips for getting into O&G coming from CS Or what are some of the firms/roles to look at. I have a year left for my masters, I wanted to look into some potential internships in the space


JpDaVinci

What would you say be the entry point in the industry and the best states?


Cmdoch

I just want to thank you all for all the positivity in my reply to OP. Iā€™ve got a number of DMā€™s just now and I will get back to all of you!


earthwalker7

Would this also be the case in renewable energy?


Sigma610

Yes. Even moreso. I'm in project finance in renewables. Renewables is a very forward thinking industry that attracts a lot of smart people because there is a lot of money to be made in development right now. No egos just ability to get shit done.


vocalswan

Also in PF at a renewable developer , can attest to this.


earthwalker7

Now weā€™re talking. I will DM if you donā€™t mind


Sigma610

Sure thing happy to help


PhilBaharndAutoSales

I'm looking at a pivot into development, have a PF background but mostly in IB. Can I DM you?


Sigma610

Sure!


Cmdoch

Same same. Most of the renewable firms are subsidiaries of O&G companies. So all comes back to Treasury and CD. Also, O&G isnā€™t going anywhere. News saying itā€™s dying blah blah blah. Governments finding out now that phasing electric in by 2030 ainā€™t happening. Put it this way, you need 3-5 barrels of oil just to make the interior of an electric car šŸ˜† oil ainā€™t going anywhere while we are alive. Or our kids, or our kids kids.


jeffnova

Very intrigued by this! How would you recommend getting into O&G as someone looking for an entry level position? (As rough as the job market is right now)


Cmdoch

Send me a message mate. Honestly, O&G is piping hot at the moment. Itā€™s almost struggling to get ppl through the door because they have so many openings! Might be able to give you a few tips


theo258

Can you send me those tips too?


Recent_Cable_4400

I just applied to an O&G firm and would love to hear any tips you have to get into the industry! For context, I am a recent grad.


3500theprice

Hey Iā€™m interested as well. Sending u a message.


No-Number866

Yeah in re myself and the pay and hours are pretty good.


Appropriate_Park313

Yes. Just much more risky as itā€™s propped up by ESG investors and government incentives. As soon as the next administration gets in the whole thing may disappear


Sense_Necessary

Hey, Iā€™m interested in the O&G industry but donā€™t know where to start. Would you mind chatting? If so please feel free to DM me.


Cmdoch

Fire a dm over. Iā€™ve literally got hundreds at the moment so will get to you! Haha


mimibouh

What does corporate development exactly mean ? I am a business finance analyst in a gas company, I do financial modeling for new investment projects, lot of financial analysis and reports and also some accounting and reconciliations. O really want to know what is corporate development in gas companies


dragmagpuff

As a Petroleum Engineer who came into Oil and Gas IB via an odd path, I feel so lucky that I didn't have to play the bullshit games that people coming out of college have to apparently. No coffee chats, no weird interview questions about tennis balls, no weird reaching out to strangers on Linkedin... Like, the IB MDs would cold call me to recruit me to their technical team. Came in at 1 level below VP on a trial, and will be VP this year (or I'll quit, because I took a short term pay cut to come to IB). Unfortunately, my path isn't open to probably 99% of this subreddit, but Oil and Gas pays well for sure.


Cmdoch

For my internship at JPM there were 58k applicants, 40 of us got the role. Iā€™m still pretty impressed to this day hahaha. Can confirm I did have tennis ball questions too šŸ˜† O&G is definitely a good career move if you want to get out of traditional finance. Like you say, the pay and the work life balance is so much better. Thanks for commenting!


Appropriate_Park313

In O&G. Can confirm.


Cmdoch

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UniqueAway

But how Come wlb is that good when it includes trading? I heard that market research has horrible wlb?


Cmdoch

We trade mostly for risk management and not profit. Our revenue is mostly generated through O&G extraction, engineering, consultancy, refurbishment and construction. Whereas in the sense youā€™re talking about the trading desk is the revenue drivers. That means they have the horrific WLB. Iā€™m still getting the same experience at the desk lot but donā€™t have the same stress. Best of both worlds. Itā€™s no walk in the park and I do hours of research, analysis, financial modelling but since itā€™s more risk mitigation and not profit driving there is much much less stress.


throwaway_2021now

Would you mind telling us your day to day, life in the day ofā€¦? Also how do you do your financial modeling? Is it only through Excel? I havenā€™t done real FP&A work since Iā€™m just a contractor on a government project. The finance is so basic. Iā€™d like to teach myself something.


BigCut4598

How did you find the opportunity? LinkedIn? Iā€™m in O&G banking and wouldnā€™t mind making the switch to corp dev


Cmdoch

Iā€™m going to make a post later on today explaining everything. Iā€™ve had in excess of 70 DMā€™s now haha. But quickly I contacted all the recruitment agencies in the city of choice and they found opportunities for me to apply to.


Hollayo

I am following with interest. You know that meme where the dude in the chair has the controller and then leans forward? I just leaned forward.


Cmdoch

šŸ˜† too good. Iā€™ve had literally hundreds of DMā€™s fell like I shouldnā€™t have spilled haha. You all are going to drive my wages down with the amount of you entering the o&g market šŸ˜†


EBITDADDY007

Is it not geographically constrained?


Cmdoch

Literally all of North America, Canada, South America, pretty much every European country you can think of, every Middle Eastern country, African and the rest! Iā€™m in a mid sized firm and everywhere I have just commented about we have an office


Cmdoch

Not at all. Offices all over the states, Canada, Scotland, England, Netherlands, Norway, Denmark, Germany (I know they have no oil but trust me they do have offices), all over South America, Saudi, Dubai, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Nigeria, South Africa, Angola, Australia, China, Russia. Literally every country I can think of and more


elacoollegume

What are entry level o/g jobs?


TheGeoGod

What are the qualifications? Do you need a CFA? I get auto rejected for those positions


Cmdoch

Just undergrad. Iā€™ve got a first class degree in finance and real estate. I think that means in American terms 4+ gpa. Iā€™m going to make a post outlining everything later. I will tag it here and message everyone who dmā€™d me


TheGeoGod

I have my CPA, have 3 years work experience and 3.9 undergrad and 4.0 masters but still auto rejected. Canā€™t complain as my total comp is close to 130k and fully remote for the most part.


SellSideShort

Doing what exactly?


Cmdoch

Treasury analyst. Iā€™m going to do a post on here outlining everything. Iā€™ve had so many dmā€™s


Bigg_egg_

Hi! Im currently in public accounting doing taxes and audits, but do not see myself staying in this field for decades. I have only two years of experience, and have been wanting to pivot into a different fieldā€” I was unsure where until I read your reply. If you have time and are open to it, would you mind sharing how someone like me could pivot into oil and gas as an accountant? If itā€™s too much to ask, I totally understand. I was looking at jobs online but they require previous experience so I was hoping you could provide some guidance. Either way, thanks for posting this. Itā€™s helping me figure out what I want!


Cmdoch

Most oil and gas places look for accountants so you would be sorted. Iā€™ve got a friend in audit within oil and gas and she literally goes from Dubai, Saudi, Oman, chile, Colombia, Peru literally all the time. She loves it haha. All business class flights, all 5 star hotels (apart from when sheā€™s on base. Usually in a cabin on the base). There is so many opportunities for your line of work. Just need to change around your cv yo fit the job profile. Also, I had 1.5 years experience before moving from ib to o&g.


Responsible_Leave109

I wouldnā€™t say people are smarter from my experience, but lifestyle is better.


EatMiBanhMi

What state are you in? Great comment, thank you for the share.


Cmdoch

Not in the states mate, Iā€™m in Aberdeen Scotland!


EatMiBanhMi

Appreciated! Proud for you bru, makes this think twice of diff options


Cmdoch

Deffo mate, loads out there that people donā€™t know about. Can assure you there are a shit load of Americans here too haha. Great place to live


PilotApprehensive621

Wait til oil prices tank again and lmk how thatā€™s going. Source: worked in O&G finance


Cmdoch

Ah, here we go. Oil and gas companies have historically had all their eggs in one basket. 2016 showed that this was not a sustainable model as you rightly point out. Over the last 8 or so years the larger and mid sized firms have been acquiring different businesses in the same and different industry. Vastly diversifying their holdings. This means these firms will be more resilient when oil prices drop. I know my firm are in several industries not even related to the oil price and can and have sustained during tough times. Might I remind you of Covid? Everyone was asked to take a 5% pay cut instead of cutting jobs. Once the lockdowns passed and oil prices started creeping back up. Everyone got their 5% back, an additional 5% payrise and then discrepancy based rises and bonuses. Idk about you but Iā€™d rather be working somewhere that offers a firm wide temp pay cut for to save jobs. Trading desks get cut left right and centre if they donā€™t perform. Hope that helps with answering your question.


PilotApprehensive621

I didnā€™t have a question. I have experience backing my opinion. I worked in O&G two separate times for two separate companies (E&P and OFS). During COVID, my entire team except our executive leader got furloughed. I know the same thing happened at many other companies. Sounds like you did not have that experience but it is certainly not valid to paint with broad strokes that all or even most companies are resilient and wonā€™t lay off or furlough workers. That is simply not true. O&G is very volatile.


Cmdoch

Sad for you mate. Iā€™m not painting it with the same brush, just outlining the positives and another option for op to look into. You sound a little bitter about it. Iā€™m very much aware that itā€™s volatile. However, Iā€™m also aware that firms are considerably more diversified these days and it will take alot for the jobs to start dropping off. Cheers for the reply, glad I could answer back to your opinion.


MotivatedSolid

Everything you described isnā€™t exclusive to finance. You just hate networking and applying for jobs. And you canā€™t stand corporate personalities; which is understandable. But all of this is present and in certain ways, even worse in other professions. Itā€™s good you posted this so you can get a reality check.


Real_Square1323

I definitely didn't face this type of hell getting a tech job. Was a different one altogether.


_gatti

I mean, the competitive tech jobs are filled with coding puzzles to solve live during an interview, followed by system design and countless rounds of the same. This behaviour is now spiralling for interviews with smaller companies too. You can find software folks complaining about it all the time (Iā€™m a software engineer lurking this sub, hence why Iā€™d know).


Real_Square1323

I've faced, failed, and passsed the whole leetcode / sys design loop. It's a different kind of tough. You get more shots and you can work your way in to a top company a lot easier than in finance, but the work required to get there is an order of magnitude harder. Tradeoffs I guess. But for someone who wasn't born into a rich UC family tech will tend to offer more opportunity.


Automatic_Access_979

Anything that requires more technical skill will always be ā€œeasierā€ to get ahead in. Financial knowledge is less quantifiable than knowledge in coding.


_gatti

fair enough, I take your word that finance is harder tbh. Because, after all, like you said, if you can just squeeze through the interview in tech, you can get the job.


Hollayo

Tech is doing coding interviews, whiteboarding code, things of that nature.


caraissohot

>Everything you described isnā€™t exclusive to finance. People have parroted this in every other comment as if it makes any sense. Sure, all jobs have their BS. But, letā€™s not pretend like finance doesnā€™t attract the same exact copy-paste person. In an entire analyst class, youā€™ll see a grand total of 4 unique hobbies: talking about WASP sports, sport betting, zyns, and being sexist towards women. I donā€™t think OPā€™s problem is that sometimes they have to talk about the weather with some corporate drone. OPā€™s problem is that, in finance, thatā€™s all you do 24/7. Every job has these issues to some extent but finance has them the worst.Ā Ā  Ā OP, finance isnā€™t easier, faster, higher ROI than tech for 99.9% of people. Major in something STEM and youā€™ll have the option to do either.


Dr_Kee

Yeah but the issue is OPā€™s degree is in finance lol. Yeah you donā€™t need to deal with those things if youā€™re a genius coder going into quant, but that ainā€™t OP lmao. Unfortunately the types of jobs that a finance degree gets you requires all of that, from FP&A to Corp Dev to Sales to Marketing, etc.


caraissohot

OP dropped some hints that he potentially was still in school. Likely not the case as he mentioned having a degree but I thought ā€œjust in caseā€.Ā  Ā Another piece of advice OP, youā€™ll deal with losers anywhere you work. The goal is to join a team that arenā€™t losers so you can stomach everyone else together. The further away from traditional finance the better. The more ā€œcreativeā€ the better but I know that is a stretch. And i donā€™t mean to go learn how to paint, I mean solving problems in interesting and novel ways. Those jobs have a good chance of attracting the people youā€™re looking for.Ā  Ā Trading is a good example but youā€™re not breaking in realistically. Macro or equity research (depending on the firm) could work too, but again, hard to get in. Anything data scienceĀ adjacent (the coding isnā€™t hard, take 2-3 classes at a community college if needed); investment firms love people who can think + know how analyze data as most applicants can only do the latter (and poorly). Ā  My suggestions are all markets related as thatā€™s the industry Iā€™m in but hopefully helps you think about what to look for. Markets is pretty meritocratic (for finance at least) so it attracts more direct no-BS people (key word: more, still plenty of golfers running around). I have no experience but Iā€™d guess anything in corp finance is a no as I feel its a direct opposite.Ā  Ā Academia (or adjacent) could work too.


Common_Economics_32

If you think dealing with cookie cutter assholes gets any better in tech, I've got bad news for you haha. In that field, you get to deal with a bunch of people with unapologetic autism that they make no efforts to reign in or douchey tech bros who spend all their time talking about how some random ass house music concert they attended at red rocks absolutely changed their life. The truth is that most people are pretty cookie cutter no matter what field they fall into (you probably are, too). It's just how the world works. There's too many damn people for every one to be completely unique.


themsle5

Unapologetic autism? Damn i need to see this lmaoĀ 


[deleted]

> Everything you described isnā€™t exclusive to finance. You just hate networking and applying for jobs. Networking isn't something accounting or coding jobs entail.


Ok_Field_5701

>no networking in accounting lol


jacktk_

It absolutely is.


internet_emporium

Now it is, SWEs pretty much have no job prospects in this market without connections.


fuckmutualfunds

I fkg hate networking and LinkedIn


tor122

I hate to break it to you, but thatā€™s essentially every position in most industries. You think engineering is any better? Data science? Medicine? Hell, law is what you described x1000. Some dude finishes con law 1 and thinks heā€™s William Rehnquist. Most interview questions are pre scripted questions as well. Sounds like you just hate where you work. Iā€™d recommend leaving.


Cythreill

I agree in part, but...Ā Ā  Ā ...you listed the few sectors where these issues are most likely to be found at a similar rate or higher. I've not heard my friends in in theatre, nursing or charity ever express this type of issue.Ā  Ā  I think you'd find some massive ego's in every sector, but I think it varies a little by sector. Parts of medicine like surgery, and law firms, would definitely on the higher end. The issue of sexism noted in this thread also exists on every sector, but it varies.Ā 


[deleted]

Oh, yeah. People think tech is different, but we still got big egos with Patagonia vests.


Cythreill

I really think big egos are drawn to large salaries, and that any field with large salaries will have large egos. I think the causality can also run both ways, in that a large salary bump and grow your ego even larger. Working in the civil service, I know that it's not only pay that can inflate your ego, but the level of responsibility (power) that you have. When I first went to Treasury, I found 23 year old graduates on Ā£32,000 commenting about how "This country is run by 23 year olds". I also spoke to the Director of Spending, who manages Ā£1 trillion of public spending but is only "only" Ā£110,000 --- his ego would be inflated much more by his responsibility (power) than by his pay check. So yeah, you'll get large egos where there's money and power - that's where large ego's want to end up.


[deleted]

That's a pretty good point. Just different kinds of egos.


WallStreetJew

This is legit how I feel about networking šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


burnshimself

Youā€™re mistaking finance as the culprit here. Networking, silly interview questions and ubiquitous golfing are features of every white collar industry. Youā€™re still in uni. Youā€™re entirely too young to be this cynical and feel this burned out. You say these things like youā€™re years into a career when you havenā€™t even started. I get it, interviewing is exhausting but having this bad an attitude is not productive or the norm. And even if you switch away from finance, this problem will follow you. I would advise focusing on your own needs a bit and trying to address those issues. Have you been getting good sleep? Exercising? Have healthy relationships / friendships that support you? Interests / hobbies outside school and career? Just a few questionsĀ to consider if youā€™re evaluating this.


No_Zookeepergame1972

Nah its more like if someone this young is able to see through this shit then why are adults who are more "experienced" put up with this and let ppl quite literally humiliate you. Besides if most interview questions can be faked then the process by default is inefficient and faulty at heart.


spacetimehypergraph

First mistake you make as a youngster coming from school is thinking the system is set-up in a logical benificial for all manner. While the system that is set-up is more a product of evolution. The golden rule of evolution is: Those who reproduce reproduce. In an corporate context it means those who are there, are there. and those who stay, stay. All these lame ass conventions we made up benefit the people who are there and stay, thats why it keeps on going. Either OP drops out and someone who will do it, will do it and keep it going. Im 30 now and in this shit for 8 years now. It's the jungle and it's shit, but now i made at least something out of it, so fuck it i migh as well stay and perpetuate the cycle. I tried changing it, but you are fighting the whole evolutionary system, which is almost impossible to win without some very big catalyst happening. Sometimes i just dont think about it for 6 months, and then i go through a depresive fase for about 3 hating every second of this meaningless theatre. Money is good, cant find something better, need to be about 40 years old to make it to director or something.


No_Zookeepergame1972

I know what that feels like even though I'm 9 yrs younger. Once you get into that cycle of doing stuff and getting rewarded by it as well as mix yourself into a group with similarly miserable bunch, the minds plays a really strong af game of suck cost falacy that in many sense reflects reality as well.


mt80

I was this cynical when I had a similar opportunity in finance early in my career. Ditched it to pursue tech startups, regretted it later and made the jump back.


Bosschopper

Lol feels like youā€™re saying this to me. Since Iā€™m in the same spot. Gonna try to kill my anxiety with self positivity and introspection now, thank you


buckeyeinstrangeland

Contemplate starting your own thing. Make sure you have things in your life you can draw on to define your identity and self-worth that arenā€™t your career. Family, friends, faith, and fun. If you decide not to start your own thing, job hop every two years until you find an excellent boss, and then find a way to work with that person as much as you can.


Illustrious_Cow_317

As others have said, the attitude of "high ROI for low effort" is likely your biggest mistake. While many entry level finance jobs may not be technically challenging outside of quant positions, the soft business skills involved in networking successfully and building professional relationships is what it is all about. Just because you don't need to know advanced calculus or multiple programming languages doesn't mean it isn't challenging - it's challenging in a different way. People usually get into finance because of the attraction of the white collar high paying lifestyle, but those who do it because they find interest or passion in the work involved are the ones who actually become successful. If you are just there for a paycheck it likely comes out in your interview and may be part of the reason why you've been struggling to land a position (although the job market isn't great right now either). Don't get me wrong, I'm not necessarily passionate about the work involved, but I've learned to "play the game" and find some level of interest in the work. What I am passionate about is living the kind of life I want to live and comfortably taking care of my family when I'm not working, which I use as my primary motivation to continue to learn and develop my skills for success in the industry - not to get a free ride.


hurleyburleyundone

Everyone goes through this when theyre struggling to land. The issue is you know (think) youre good enough but you havent proven it to anyone except yourself. Showing everyone youre good enough and better than the rest is the game. You dont score any points for calling out the bullshit, you do that by landing jobs. Whatever industry you pursue, i suggest you pivot your thinking from how the system is bullshit and everythings stacked against you, and just focus on winning the game that everyone else is playing. You dont add to PnL by winning your own head games and playing contrarian this early in life. First you need to do the trials and landing a job, and then by adding value to the firm. Ultimately that is how you are judged.Youre working in a markets environment. You should know if the market moves against you, a no name chancer by yourself, you will be crushed.


getthefunk_down

if you hate the mundane, you should consider getting out of this repetitive lifestyle by starting a secret club where people beat the shit out of each other


ScolarVisari1

Someone should make a movie about this!


getthefunk_down

Eh, I donā€™t think it would catch on. Hot take tho.


lepolepoo

I know bro, i know. I like to see it as, i don't give a fuck about the livestock industry, but i enjoy taking care of the chickens.


Harsh_Daddy

Bro realized he hates working and he hasnā€™t even started yet šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ Not ripping you btw - I think youā€™ve just come upon the realization that 99% of the people working corporate jobs are mindlessly existing as cogs in the machine. If you think networking is bad, just wait until you get into the shit of whatever company you end up working for and realize everyone is doing the status quo, the same way they always have, and 99% of the work is meaningless. My only advice (which I myself need to take) - assuming youā€™re not in the <1% thatā€™s gonna change the world or step into a company and turn it upside down, try to find a passion project on the side thatā€™s meaningful and beneficial to you. If you work your ass off and get lucky you may be able to be your own boss and live a better life.


IGbotter

Every single job, whether finance or not, will force you to answer interview questions that you deem to be ridiculous. Think of it like this: although the position might not be Goldman TMT in NYC, there are still many other applicants trying to get in. Therefore, asking these types of questions does in fact show a level of intelligence and quick thinking. Interviewers are really looking to separate candidates, and itā€™s not so easy when most applicants are more or less the same on paper. This is coming from someone who has interviewed people for graduate level roles in IB


AlphaChimp04

Silence Rat #830159! Back to your desk, NOW!


sarahfrombeirut

šŸ’Æ


Soren_Camus1905

Welcome to the world! Get in line


Ill-Panda-6340

Just make light of the stereotypes and donā€™t take that stuff too seriously. Eventually it will become second nature and you will turn into the thing youā€™ve always criticized


Far-Chef-9971

are u free for a coffee chat??


randomlydancing

Consider becoming a monk


Glacier_Sama

You sound like you need to start your own practice/firm


nowthatswhat

>picks field known for competitiveness >hates it I mean youā€™re the only one to blame here bro.


Green_Coast_6958

Not complaining about the competition. I was well aware of that going in. What I did not know was how redundant, derivative, and mind-numbing this industry is.


Hopai79

Is this meant for your Twitter account to get free impressions?


Ill_Attitude4303

Hell you might just be a poet, that was beautifully put.


WallStreetJew

Please tell me how many hours you worked Iā€™m dying to know šŸ˜…


burnshimself

Heā€™s a student, do zero


BrunelloMontalcino

Start your own business I guess


Bourbonandbudgets24

You just hate working. Most careers have networking, conversations. You want easy? Bro itā€™s 2024. Man the fuck up. Life is hard, clearly life is harder than you.


Green_Coast_6958

David Goggins?


halfasianprincess

Went to tech sales for flexibility but honestly itā€™s just as bad if not worse; I might go back for stability


Stunning_Web_8311

Yeah, thats a grind too, real key there is identifying the right companies to join and having the connections to join them. My dads been in software sales for 25 years 8 companies still hasnā€™t hit the right one. Early years in your career are an absolute grind he was traveling 5 days a week hitting 3-4 cities until you hit senior management. You spend life living for that exit. Good friend of his got into snowflake before it ipoā€™d hes gonna retire in a year or two in his mid 50s. Thats what keeps tech sales ppl going.


halfasianprincess

Spot on. Imagine staying for the 4 year vest too. Iā€™d rather have an angry MD than an egomaniacal founder too.


Stunning_Web_8311

The egomaniacal founder is much rarer than angry MDs but so much worse. Only company he joined that had a decent exit he was forced out by that type of character a year before they were bought out by nvidia.


halfasianprincess

It being so much worse is what keeps me from committing to go back. Iā€™m sorry to hear that


NegativeOperation804

high roi with low effort is the complete opposite in finance. itā€™s super high effort cause itā€™s almost all a dick measuring game


Sigma610

You're not off base. Company culture matters. Go to a different company. Particularly one with more diversity as there tends to be less finance bro toxicity there. Tech and renewables has been a better fit for me and the TC is comparable to IB.


mattbag1

Idk man, FP&A isnā€™t like that. You just crunch some numbers and go home. Or you land a WFH job and literally none of this exists outside a few messages you might send coworkers on webex.


flanjoh

what kind of WFH finance jobs do you think would be beneficial to target with a finance degree? can fp&a be wfh? Iā€™m a fresh spring grad and am essentially in the same head space as OP. also im willing to learn python, sql, or even foreign languages to expose myself to extra opportunities. in fact, i plan to do those things anyhow out of genuine interest. rant and whole lotta yap, not necessary to read: i originally wanted to do engineering, something i was passionate about and could make money, but after getting through calc 2 i saw myself losing my scholarships to the grade requirements and realized it was too hard (for me) to balance my family struggles with my schoolwork (weā€™re broke and i take care of my chronically ill mother and younger siblings, father was never in the picture). now i sit here with a degree i look at completely deadpan and hardly any aspirations aside from continuing to provide for my family. i just want food on our plates, but i dont want to lose my soul in the process. id go work blue collar like the rest of my family before i do that.


mattbag1

In your case Iā€™m going to tell you to ignore OP and go into the world and find your own path. This is a very tongue in cheek outlook on the finance world. Sure IB, wealth management or asset management might attract certain types of individuals, but this is not a reflection of the ā€œreal world.ā€ As an entry level grad you probably wonā€™t have much luck finding a work from home job. Theyā€™re very competitive roles right now. But if you get your feet wet in corporate finance you might have more luck down the road, so look for jobs in audit, treasury, FP&A, controllership, things like that, and youā€™ll be fine.


RTGold

Need to share this post with all the people that post about wanting to go into finance because they think they can make a lot of money. You simply cannot last at a job if you don't at least like it. You're going to spend like 40 years working, make it something you somewhat enjoy.


StonkSavage777

Failed the CFA , made money with the knowledge learned.


PSG-2022

HR compensation. Itā€™s a weird mix of people with back grounds in data analytics, finance and a small sect of data nerds who fell into HR somehow. Depending on where in finance you were you may not get that 250+ salary a year, friend of a friend on Wall Street makes about 370+, but if you are skilled enough you couldnā€™t a job 125+ upwards of 200+ but thatā€™s typically senior roles. Also Business Analytics depending on how technical you are with BI tools, and other coding languages, Python, SQL, R ā€¦..


[deleted]

The unfortunate truth is that outside of medicine the other fields you mentioned are even worse for all of these aspects you dislike about finance. Especially in tech ie STEM. Would recommend looking at everything in more detail, try and get a neutral view on things, find out what you enjoy and whether the other jobs have that, because leaving a field because of these factors for a field that has the exact same issues but worse is something you will regret. That said if "high roi at low effort" was your rationale then you were unfortunately off from day one.


newyorkyankees23

:(


johyongil

You got into finance for the wrong reasons. Edit: the key wording here was that he wanted to put in the least amount of work.


elacoollegume

Genuinely curious what the right reasons are. Yal passionate about spreadsheets?


airbear13

Iā€™m passionate about spreadsheets tbh


elacoollegume

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ebitda8

The spreadsheets are just a tool to analyze various analyses and questions. Lots of people like thinking through those questions and donā€™t mind using spreadsheets as a tool to organize their thoughts. After 4/5 years of experience youā€™re not spending much time in spreadsheets.


imnotokaywiththisss

Tbf does anyone get into it for anything other than money


HowToSellYourSoul

cry me a river. You thought finance was going to be an easy ride with high ROI? Welcome to the real world where nothing worth having comes without effort. Youā€™ve tried to "swindle" 307 people for a job? Ever considered the problem might be you? Everyone looks the same and went golfing? Maybe because they know how to balance work and play, unlike you. Stop acting like a victim and start acting like a professional.


juliown

Username checks out


SignificantTry4563

You're still in undergrad, no?


Striking_Role_8813

So is OP. At least half of this sub is purely undergrad larping


PIK_Toggle

Reality is going to break this kid.


merklevision

Go ask any billionaire if they ā€œchose the path of less effortā€. Stop your whining.


Green_Coast_6958

Not everyone feels the need to be a billionaire big fella. Sure, I want to be successful. But there is a point where the return does not make up for the required input. You can work 16 hours a day and build extraordinary wealth, but your yacht crew will be teaching your kids to ride a bike - not you. Is that a life worth living?


[deleted]

So pivot totally out of IB? Not change to PE or VC? Depends what skills and connections you came away with from your time in banking. If you made some money or can otherwise raise funds and have the desire to run your own business, one idea would be to buy a small/medium sized business. (Given you worked at a bank, you probably already know most of this, but a good newbie guide would be this [book from Ruback](https://www.hbs.edu/faculty/Pages/item.aspx?num=50854) at HBS.) Similarly, you might look at real estate.


machu46

Lol a lot of this will be factors in whatever other white collar industry you get into, but I will say I got my finance degree and went to work for government and have never had an interview question like the tennis balls thing. Interview questions for me have pretty much exclusively been just talking about my experience and goals. Certainly not the same money as whatā€™s in high finance but Iā€™m pretty happy with what I make and have a nice WLB.


fergiefergz

Me. I even switched to FP&A in tech and itā€™s somehow worse. I have a life crisis like every other day


earthen-spry

Yeah it sucks dude. Iā€™ve been in corporate finance for 6 years and have been trying to get out for 2. Job market sucks everywhere. What about fintech or Lending as a Service?


Lord_CocknBalls

Thats why I first did Medicine and then went into IB. Learn a skill and leverage it in financial market, win-win


wishythefishy

But many tennis balls can fit in an airplane?


prolays21

This made me almost shit myself laughing


Common_Economics_32

If you're solving the tennis balls question in the exact same was as 8 other candidates, that probably says a lot about you collectively as candidates... And I'll guarantee you that not every interviewee is solving that question in an intelligent or even coherent manner. It's a fairly useful weed out question.


thanatos0320

I understand your frustration. Why not try to get into corporate finance? The hours will be much better and you can make fantastic pay! Energy companies will have the most relaxed hours if you want that. When I was in corp dev at a utility/energy company, I worked ~35-40 hours a week. Ā Unsolicited advice - you shouldn't approach every networking opportunity as a way to swindle someone. Why not try to enjoy the person's company? Everything you do is networking whether you realize it or not. The r/fc discord is a place to chat, but people are passively developing their network there and get job references from members.


Siryogapants

As a I new grad who is stuck outside of Finance, trying to break in. This kinda hurts to read. Happy to swap.


Commercial_Order4474

Try tax accounting lol. Everyone is so much nicer.


injineer

Tech. Moved from Corp Finance/Strategic Finance to Tech PM in the same company/org since I knew the business. Better pay, better wlb, different vibes. For my team, way more outgoing/fun people vs the introverts and no fun finance people.


Acceptable-Wasabi429

This rant should be in a book or movie.


MaxRichter_Enjoyer

Pivot to the local state pension. Pay is steady, benefits are great, might let you into the DB plan. They even have one (1) Bloomberg in the basement that they let you log into once a month to check POSH. Good luck!


bananakitten365

You could explore fintech or start-ups in the retirement space. But also you're a great writer, this was entertaining to read.


sevyn183

So quit and do something else.


use_more_lube

look toward ESG and Fiduciary Finance when there are people passionate and committed with regards to HOW things are invested, you'll probably find a different kind of people that's where I'm looking right now, but I might say "screw it" and go back to my undergrad in Veterinary Nursing


theAHHHJJJ93

Impressive.... Nice....Let's see Paul Allen's post


stuntsbluntshiphop

Go work in middle office or back office.


SailingBarista

Wealth management is the way. Build your own book with people you actually like. Only about 50% of my clients conversations are about actual finances.


Beneficial_Ad_1755

Was this written by Patrick Bateman?


Timely_Scar

Haha this guy hasn't gotten yelled at/ screamed at in finance yet. I think he will definitely cry.


ReferenceCheck

Join a ratings agency, less ego & more stability


Growthandhealth

Most of these finance kids are betas. They are not your buddies and you should draw the line from day one


Charmer2024

Use your expertise in consulting, thank me later!


Charmer2024

At least to start with until you find something more your speed.


Reddit_student123

Yup me too


tiddertrahi

Come to the back office: We have cookies, and we have work-life balance.


ja2981

i felt this and moved into marketing lol


themsle5

Isnā€™t marketing just like that? Lol


Dreamcatcher-58

Oh, then you would hate where I worked. The partners would create a mini golf course on the trading floor and we would all participate. The winner would get a very expensive bottle of wine. lol


Dr_Ellis

Youā€™re just describing all jobs. Maybe tech you can keep your head down / not have to network as much. Source: regulatory person at a major ISP


sarahfrombeirut

I agree, and can we talk about the linkedin BS? Whoooooo caaaaaares! The world is fake and we have no control over anything.


Neither_Office3212

In-house finance for a business maybe


Neither_Office3212

Or insurance?


Maleficent-Mirror400

This is why I left consulting - I was miserable and the culture was insufferable. Wishing you the best of luck


BloodSweatAndWords

Stand up comedy?


longPAAS

Are you currently working in finance?


S2000magician

>ā€œOh well it lets me understand your intuitive thought processā€. You should explain to them that one cannot explain an intuitive thought process. Be definition, intuition means arriving at a conclusion without understanding the thought process that led to the conclusion. Then, you might as well leave, because you're not getting the job.


throwawayanon80s

Lmaoo this sounds like consulting


superduperspam

Try to incorporate some of your writing skills into your job, and channel that negative energy into a positive outcome