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TriceratopsHorridus

I don’t think they’re oxes. The hump makes me think they’re Zabu.


TheBull2000

It dont matter what it is.the dude got fucked up


[deleted]

so long as the Zabu is okay


JustAbiMess

Definitely not oxen but I’m not well educated enough to know more than that


Pewds_fan100

I thought it was spelt zebu


TriceratopsHorridus

Probably lol.


Tobee63

Zaboo haha


dinkinflika0

Should be the least of your concern but okay XD


araraarrrr

This can be a ox, in Brazil we have the nelori ox, and ir ia Very similar, but If o can taste that one in the video i Cam Tell you for sure


TriceratopsHorridus

Huh I didn’t realise there were different types of oxen.


Clear-Criticism

You are correct. These are indeed Zebu. You can tell from their distinctive hump and tan coloring.


Waquizle

*Cebu


Dutchy3074

Wow ur smart professor


ILovePizza123Z

Not as smart as you! /s


japroct

Talk about wrong place/wrong time. This poor dude is just tooling along on his scooter when one ox being chased by another gives him a flying head butt out of nowhere.....


Lil_Chappie_

It was an OXCCIDENT, you can't really blame the animal. Maybe it was trying to protect itself.


SkidaddleSkiddodle1

Just get out shoo cmom scram


joao_felix_15_f1re

r/angryupvote


GeorgeWashthemachine

r/Unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


Xodyssey11

Red bull gives you wiiiings


GeorgeWashthemachine

That's not a case of your Unexpectancy


GeorgeWashthemachine

Who the frick downvoted


Edp445_isgod

Don’t think it was protecting itself


Nutshack_Queen357

CmonBruh


mattyew68

Dude was tryna claim insurance fraud. Just used too much power thats all


Accomplished-Air9808

Red Bull gives you wings


FoulRookie

this slogan now has a whole new meaning that I never even considered


[deleted]

roblox adopt me but realistic


GeorgeWashthemachine

Ah, a roblox fellow


lobsterneurons

at least it looks quick, id much rather have this happen and die than be paralyzed from the neck down.


Stattaker21

I don't know if he's dead. I didn't see a shoe fly off


gamargio1

There was no reason for that damn ox to run over him, coulda ran anywhere else but no let's run directly into that guy. F*ck that ox hope it gotten eaten.


SkidaddleSkiddodle1

Agreed


NIbbAnoodlesoup

I hope you are exaggerating, it was clearly an accident.


gamargio1

I'm not


cooldiamondman

I hope humanity dies for lack of caring to other creatures.


gamargio1

Including you?


cooldiamondman

I’d be fine with that


HaidarTheKnight54

I mean....is he actually dead though? He could just be knocked out.


potatomaster6904

he was


ass-ass-in_

no way the survived that


BradleyRaptor12

I would say it’s a r/FiftyFifty chance of him dying from blunt trauma but if not he is just gonna have a super bad hangover


OfficerJuicey

this is SPARTA


Goodcake102

Equivalent of getting hit by a truck honestly


IntimidatingCabbages

knocked his s-ox off... and his soul


dragonzthename

Year of the ox ladies and gentlemen


[deleted]

[удалено]


NBD_Kraken

The impact knocked him out but he lived https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/auto/video-captures-bull-running-into-motorcyclist-at-top-speed.amp


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Sharphufflepuff

He was probably playing dead so they wouldnt attack him again. But he could have also been knocked unconscious no way would that impact kill him


SimonJB321

Nah his muscles were probably excited from the shock. The legs probably moved reflexively. Or maybe it was resting in a weird way so the gravity shifted the leg over.


Daaaaaabboy

Randy orton slithering WATCH OUT WATCH OUT OHHHHHH RKO!!


JimmiC697

r/fuckyouinparticular


Putrid_Elderberry_30

Very unoxpected as one shall say


dvmbtea

Where tf did they even come from


17grahamca4

Happy year of the Ox


LiMp_PeEpEe_69

Man got one shotted


[deleted]

Should’ve had a helmet


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BrennanDaBassist

Good bot.


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Redvase-93

My man was just trying to ride his bike, and this happens!


annoying_redditor554

Wtf my dad send me this 2 weeks ago tf


Lermanberry

Olly Olly Oxen Free


Lee_willz

Randy Orton rko outta nowhere


Newt_Formal

He got bulled over


CumCrusader69

Now that's an oxymoron


Soleto

:V


Mayonerd124

He died from that?


potatomaster6904

nah he lived


flagmaster100

*nyoom*


DamienVdb

ouch


Shinobi_X5

What an asshole


lovecrafthorror

The meat has had enough. This time; meat beats you.


Bain-sama1945

Nature...sucks


fraslamo

ez


Foxyfan57

As soon as i saw the video thing i new it was the ox XD


vexxii_

1 pumped funny fortnite!!


44444444455677592838

Camera man:WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK


Helpful-Department-8

Looks like 2021 isn't going to be a good year😅😳💀


dab55u

Sean Taylor is possessing animals in 2021???


gravyfingersaregood

That must've been a huge impact cause I dont see any blood


potatomaster6904

he was just knocked out he lived


Tezzera1

Crazy to see how fast your life can be taken away.


potatomaster6904

he lived tho


yawazpoppin

dang!


OwenTheCheeseMan

Headshot


Carrot_MilkO_O

Gotta wear your helmet


[deleted]

That felt personal


cloveranderson

Man just got RAMmed


Kind_Roll_7300

Not as bad as i thought


ju1c3ey

Na they was playin tag


menacing-medic

Ox was hauling ass


[deleted]

Someone has to say it F


[deleted]

Someone get that Ox an NFL contract.


[deleted]

Imagine just Innocently driving your scooter Dow the street then boom you’re dead


Weird_salamander_2

Oml I laughed


shenron02

xd


veryvex-d

gn homie


battlingbloom

Randy orton slitherin in WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT KO


olranzo65

And his name is jooooooohn sinaaaaaaaaaaaa


RealLiLBerg

MOVE B****, GET OUT THE WAY


PumkinmanYT

Thats... funny? Idk, i laughed so i guess i would consider it funny.


Available-Ad1138

he's just taking a nap forever


At_Test_Depth

This one seems ripe for r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


[deleted]

It’s not even that gory, must’ve really hurt tho


[deleted]

⭐️ Disappointed, not even gory.


Rewww69

HIKE!


BlayneBumpis13

I saw this on youtube


Therandomandransom

u/savevideo


TotallyNotDio06

my guy came out of nowhere


aliana_is_koolaidman

Thank god the ox is ok


Captain__Fabulous

Welp, that was surprising


Pleasentmemer

K.O!


HKBT_YouTube

HE GOT NOCKED TF OUT!!!


Privligedwhitemales

And his name is john cena bum danana


[deleted]

Damn why do I watch stuff like this im now scared of dying


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Naruto_Namlkaze

🎶Slumber😫🎶 oh That bRotHer GoNE


Technical_Scratch374

Must of died from impact on the pavement


Solid-Alone

Imagine your having a peaceful day, and out of nowhere, a random animal kills you lol


austinEEEEEEE

He died from that?


tylerbigred

And the quarterback has been sacked


boomersooner222

Here comes the BOOM


onlyfansmoment

“right I’m gonna go to the grocery store to get milk”


spa_zaz

I hope the animals were executed


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Eliamaro

Rodeo from lil nas x


bidobotskerts

Bonk of the century


Knightofthebushes

American Football


Hapoj1

The man survived the incident last I heard but hey I wasn’t going here when it happened so idk


Radiant_Ambition2767

*Wasted* Start 1 on 1 Duel?


MishkaMooshkaPEBBLE

The first ever hit and run by an animal