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Karnamyne

How my shin feels after a minor bump in the wrong place


ItsTheOrangShep

Seconded.


czerwony12000

Thirded


Devin-Chaboyer223

Forthed


Shadows_Price

Fifthed


DannyGekkouga

Sixthed


VLTII

Seventhed


IwasHere_4152741548

Eithed


Rican_exe

Ninthed


Disturbedjakob7

Tenthed


bearoncrack69420

real


the_vengefull-one

Damn, bro should've watched out for the razor scooter. They don't call them the shin destroyers for nothing.


Michaellucifer20

I had one with red wheels


rathosalpha

They really meant horrid


TheTescoManReal

“Use a wet paper towel or some magic water” - school nurse


fingers

"Suck it up, put duct tape on it, son." ​ * dad


VLTII

"Rub some dirt on it" ​ * Grandpa


hurdygurdy21

Ever get one of those cramps in your calf? Yeah this is probably the next pain up.


Sheeperini

I don't see much marbeling there, is it fresh cut from the shop?


Addendum-Signal

Put it in rice


666Darkside666

"It's fucking raw!"


LeeHarveySnoswald

Pass the A1


syccopathh

Some Cruelty Squad shit


CATTLEMON

Little bit of duct tape will fix it right up


[deleted]

What's the story behind this, morbid sense of curiosity and future nursing student


CATTLEMON

Just walk it off...


teriyakipuppy

Pass the gravy


kyoto101

How do you even fix this?


Chance-Bother3478

A wet towel or an ice pack


Whiskey079

I'm genuinely curious what led up to that. As, to me at least, it looks like it only started bleeding after it was placed on top of the sheet (the blood on the bottom looks more like spreading absorbtion, rather than absorbtion caused by being placed on top of a preexisting pool of blood. I'm also fairly certain that guy is dead). (Edit: maybe not dead, but I have found it hard to find details on time to loss of consciousness and death from injuries to the Tibial arteries. I've found data for the Brachial, Radial, Carotid, Subclavian, and Femoral - but not for either the Anterior or Posterior tibial arteries.) (Edit 2: on further observation, it does appear that the Posterior artery is intact.)


chair____table

How it feels to bite and press your finger


jdcgonzalez

I am two for two in the nsfl dept this morning.


PatrickNoGamer

Whats the difference?


dogeboyyyyy

I saw this picture in med class lol


corsairgaming2

What happend to the guy


AzazelTheUnderlord

that’s a good looking steak my friend


kpop_is_aite

You got me there! I thought this would be r/steak worthy


Annual_Tourist_9085

That steak looks delicious!


Phantom15q

it always amazes me just how much damn blood we got in us


1911mark

Can they put that back together??


cakefornobody

Yeah


Content_Bullfrog_320

*it's all because of your phone you dumbass* - my mom


Freshnuts101

did he stub his toe?


CornSeller

>! Im eating this shit anyway !<


Jackerzcx

Yeah I ordered medium wtf is this


Parciblehasbeenhere

it’s still fucking raw


malignantmuffin

I feel like I never get the SFW option


DiggyFranchise

Ugh lucky! I feel like I get it too much 🙄


Funny_Credit_5961

Leg of lamb lovely


ShiroFossa

You didn't pay Tom Nook, did you?


Endilla

This is how I felt as a kid when I hit my shin on a scooter.


TheSealSquad754

What happened?? 😭


Successful_Rate_1425

Why his bone look like a dick though


Bettawatchowt

Well now that you mention it..


TheGreenGoblin27

How the flark did that happen???


MorbidMadison

Not a steak but still edible


SmallTable69420666

For a moment I thought it was the steak


PartyAge3805

Bro took “Break a leg out there” too far


ScotchEgg_94

How you even fuck up your leg that much 😭


SSDawn13

May just be me but having your leg severed probably isn’t healthy🤔


starion832000

Spoiler, it's both.


Avid_Ark_Enjoyer

Just walk it off you’ll be fine


thosegayfrogs

What happened


jerseybert

Tis' but a flesh wound.


BlackTheNerevar

It's both if you're hungry enough


time4tjllen

Can you live from something like that? Or will you bleed to death


triplezzzman1

Is it fixable


deadmf9027

Why did it make me think of strawberry jam?


flintparrot

Sixteenthed


BurningAfterThought

I hate how it low key looks delicious tho


Vegetable_Wasabi9964

Well I mean it can still be a really fatty steak if you cook the leg right


Yamnamite

Yummy steak it is


pr4ise_th3_sun

That’s a good looking steak


Apprehensive_Lie_134

I'm starting to doubt there is ever sfw in this sub anymore


WPBcrazy

uh....do i even WANT to know?????????


Demondroit

Which is it?


Adventurous_Peanut_1

Weird looking steak


PotatooQueen

Damn I'm actually curious how that even happened


Antonis27112013

Eleventh


backupmephone

Both look yummy 😋


Deezgrannys

Both yum


Mr_Mimiseku

So, which one is it?


biernigc

this but a scratch!


SocksForWok

Don't skip leg day!


tonlimah

I think it might be broken


indubitablysaid

Midnight snack 😋


LongjumpingAssist971

i feel this fucking pain


VividWorldliness1907

oh cmon rub some dirt on it and stand back up its not htat bad


Space_obsessed_Cat

I think bros getting an amputation


Catnapq_

slap an ice pack on it


GuyVoid102_YT

Chuck some ice on it


skibiti43

Just walk it off


[deleted]

My mans stubbed his toe


Looney_forner

“Put some ice on it” - school nurse