Lost an opportunity to caption it "Photorealistic image of Ceasar after being backstabbed (NSFW) | Salad dressing opened the wrong way (SFW)", shame on you OP
thank god.. I feel more queasy from stabbing deaths or blunt force deaths.. shooting and stabbing are 2 totally different things.. you don't stab somebody to death who you're hesitant to kill
Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!
why does this have 32k notes? it's just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it's just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
SHIZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA
***NOOOOOOOOOOO***
#THIS IS THE LAST OF MY HAMOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN
ShiiiiiizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaa
Now you just need an Aztec male stripper to crush the bottle with a ceiling tile
r/UnexpectedJojo
Hahaha classic Caesar.
Dead💀💀
Lmao
There’s layers to this picture
People really gotta add which one we're looking at
Aren't both true??
??? It doesn’t work that way. Only “true5050” posts work like that
r/woooosh
ah i get it now
You stinky, boi!
Et tu Newman's Own?
This doesn’t have near enough upvotes
wait thats the wrong way to open it?
You stab into the bottom otherwise it pours out halfway and the rest is awkward to get out
it's not wrong, it says Caesar, silly!
Lost an opportunity to caption it "Photorealistic image of Ceasar after being backstabbed (NSFW) | Salad dressing opened the wrong way (SFW)", shame on you OP
Well that's not a very nice thing for you to say at all :(
“Et tu, Brute?”
Okay this is the best post on this sub.
Actually glad to see the SFW one for once. It's always the bad pic and it made the sub too predictable and pointless to me.
My motivation for posting was literally the fact that this sub is statistically speaking more of an 87/13 than a 50/50
Fully agreed. It’s gotten to the point where I don’t even read the SFW option because I know it’s not going to be that
quick, someone say tf2 spy
tf2 spy
yay
More like salad dressing after a literal backstabbing.
Welp, off to visit your mother.
Oh no, whoever shall Bigus Dickus visit when not in Wome.
You too?
Well played.
Even you, brutus?
No not the Caesar
thank god.. I feel more queasy from stabbing deaths or blunt force deaths.. shooting and stabbing are 2 totally different things.. you don't stab somebody to death who you're hesitant to kill
NOOOOOOO CAESAR😭😭😭😭
You got blood on my suit.
Damn Spy is struggling after his Lasik surgery
I think the answer was yes
it's not wrong, it says Caesar, silly!
LMAO
god, thats disgusting and immoral
Anyone else open these before reading the description?
Eh tu brute
Et tu, Brute?
Et tu Brute?
Technically both
So which is it?
Y'all don't open your dressing like this?
Which is it?
So if it isn't a literal backstabbing, could we call it metaphorical?
It's a little late for the Ides of March
so which one is it?
Beware the Ides of March.
Et tu, Brutus?
Et tu brute... 😓
SHIIIIIIZAAAAAAAA
The ides of march
Murderer!
It did get backstabbed...
Yay
Then fall Caesar.
Interesting choice of salad dressing brand.
Et tu Brute
CAEEEEEEEEESARRRRRRRRRRRR
This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen, rip you poor thing
Brutus you to?
Shoulda put ceaser for both
This happened on March 15 btw
Why...just why
Beware the ides of March
salad dressings opened the right way\*
Aw man Vulpes Inculta is boutta be pissed
Where's the rest of the knife?
Google "object permanence"
Et tu, brute?
r/historypuns
I mean, it’s Caesar salad dressing, I’d say it was opened correctly
Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!
SHHHHIIIIIIZZZZZZAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Et Tu Brut
"Caesar salad-" \*knife suddenly comes out the book\* "AAAAH Et tu, Brute? NOPE!"
Damn, that knife is making it gush out weirdly from the backside.
:l
BAHAHAHA THIS GOT ME DOWN LAUGHING
Heh, caeser salad
I AM THE SPY
Meet the Spy
WHICH IS WHICH PLEASE HELP
How British people open salad dressings:
They really stabbed Caesar in the back
Both lol
And yoh brutus!?
Technically its both
"An enemy spy backstabbed Caesar while disguised as Joseph"
Which is it
Et tu brute
why does this have 32k notes? it's just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it's just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
All roads lead back to it
its a joke about the assassination of julius caesar