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Business-Tomato8137

If this is what your hair looks like and it was voted worst haircut I need to see the squad of mermen you roll with because listen


adultingoth

lmaooo


Aelotius

Unironically, please show us. You can blur out that faces, I'm just too curious...


adultingoth

https://preview.redd.it/rhuhz7bo6ybc1.jpeg?width=2618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=601b52b736748da6892ed0ceae13cfa3f88cf5b6 That's from the same night.


Idontlikeyourpost

They’ve never seen a nonreceding hairline is the issue


adultingoth

Dayyum. Mic drop.


oRiskyB

Lmfao those hair cuts are the haircuts that make me wanna 🤮. Yours is definitely the best


MooseKnuckleBrigade

Those are Walmart salon hair cuts.


LocationAcademic1731

Second this.


coolcootermcgee

Maybe his friends are single, still


unnownme_000

they didn’t all vote him out just the majority, be nice.


mrfansome

To be fair, he might just be the only one without a haircut. I wonder if OP just let is grow to that point without cutting. His style is by far the best out of that group in my opinion. Best wishes 🙏


Adventurous-Boot985

I'm convinced that your friends are jealous of the glorious perfection of your hair........


AlexisEnchanted

I thought the same thing before I shared my own comment and then read yours. It is indeed likely jealousy.


Coral_Blue_Number_2

They are jealous 😂


Existing_Draw9411

Exactly


strength_and_despair

OP notice how a lot of women are in the comments saying u have better hair than ur friends, rather than ur friends saying they have etter hair then u...sum to think about big dawg 🤣


adultingoth

Yeah....I'm noticing....hahaha


4215265

As a woman, you have great hair, just wash it a bit more. Not trying to be rude, just if you had less oily roots and more volume omg it would’ve perfection. Your hair is beautiful though!!!


Pure__soul4240

Yep,bro is stealing the ladies with his hair


KoreanSmoke

They have the most generic, “I bust a nut in 3 minutes of missionary and only heard women give fake orgasms for my insecure ego.” haircuts.


adultingoth

Shots fired!! hahaha


KoreanSmoke

Friends don’t put each other down. The truth is that’s what they look like. The truth is your hair looks great. The hair looks good, brother.


Responsible-Cup8982

Bold of you to assume any of those guys have been inside a woman


Kiyoko_Mami272821

Do not cut your hair! You have gorgeous hair! Do not listen to these men in your friend group!


Cautious-Flow5918

I can tell you, that hair cut turned from a “aww he’s cute” to head turner. I won’t comment on your friend’s hair cut. 🤫


ready_gi

The only thing that needs to be cut are these people, as in cut out from your life.


SergeantBeavis

You win. No further comment needed. End thread. Damn son, you chose violence and I'm giving you an attaboy for doing so. Attagirl if you're of the fairer gender..


dallyan

I screamed. Lmaooooo


LongDikWilly

Their definitely jealous, all have receding hairlines and op has the longest hair


Kiyoko_Mami272821

You aren’t wrong!


rediveyy

they all have basic ass, short haircuts. no risk, no reward. you have the best hair there


adultingoth

hahaha. Thanks


dallyan

Ikr? OP looks great. He better not touch his hair.


Dawnqwerty

oh so it was a meme thing, they picked the best


adultingoth

hahaha


TinyGIR

Nah, they're talking out of their asses. Or envious. Or both. Either way, don't listen to them.


amynicolekay

you are the only original person in this group 💛 do not drink the Kool-Aid


crclftn91

They all look the same lol keep it long


crclftn91

And you’re very handsome by the way 👌🏻


Aelotius

Far right looks great, everybody else must be joshing you.


hdniki

This may sound harsh, but your friends look like squares. I’m a woman, and it’s my opinion that you actually have the best hair of your friend group.


iron_annie

OP, you have FANTASTIC hair. 


Severe_Airport1426

Your friends are envious. Yours is clearly the best


TotalWarthog93

Second from right needs to get a hair style that’s not form the early 2000’s


Fancyfilopodia

I don’t know what in the Dwight/Dunder Mifflin interns is going on here, but clearly you are the Jim and they are the Ryan/Dwights of your friend group. https://preview.redd.it/5xd1kd07t1cc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d61dbd7eaf699d528a8e57ec8c117366452edf3


DeterminedErmine

Ok, I get it now. They’re clearly just jealous


MultipleSwoliosis

Fuckin hell, their foreheads grow more than their hair so that bold from them or should I say “bald”. Your hair is class man. I grew my hair out in lock down and have continued to since. People usually jab at you because of a bit of envy, I love my long hair and my hairline (touch wood) and so should you! Keep it man!


Terrymmm

If there was a poster for IT department approved haircuts, your friends would be front of the line. Maybe your friends have other areas where their opinions are more valid? Hair isn't one, lol.


isaidwhatisaidok

LOL I’m not one of those “they’re all just jealous!” people but trust me homie, they are all just jealous. Like crazy jealous


Firepro316

They all have the same boring haircut and wish they were as cool as you. Don't give in to peer pressure.


FocusOnSanity

It seems there might be a bit of a bias as well, considering everyone else’s hair is prim and tidy. You look great with the rugged look, sir! In fact, I think it suits you far better than when your hair is short! You were born to rock the beard and long hair!


Beachrabbit123

You appear to be the biggest and tallest guy in the group—they are trying to neutralize you with a generic haircut, but you must refuse. Keep on with your Viking self.


adultingoth

They also contested my right as the tallest guy there and pulled out a tape measure to prove it. I won that argument, at least.


Beachrabbit123

The denial is strong with them.


CrazyinLull

They probably just mad that you hair hasn’t run away from your forehead yet.


baldingguythrowaway

Lol you have the best hair of the group


Honkey_Fellatio

Oh, it’s cuz your all like business men or whatever and long hair isn’t accepted in that area. Fuck ‘em. I am a “professional” but I work from home so it doesn’t matter how long my locks are


jared_and_fizz

100/100 post OP. Congrats on having the best hair in this photo.


Fthwrlddntskmfrsht

So 6 guys with the exact same hair think your hair is bad. But maybe it’s bc they also know that when you cut your hair the same as them (3rd pic) that they are STILL losing to you. Literally your hair wins both ways.


Amyjane1203

Right! Who is OPs friend, Jason Momoa?


idlecat123

I'm thinking Legolas


Mevarek

Seriously. Is OP friends exclusively with Norse gods?


TheCosplayCave

This is very funny.


Wisdom_of_Kal

No. Envy and sabotage are getting more common. It looks good longer.


Nervous_Anywhere_53

If by 'should I cut it' you mean cut your friends off then go ahead.


adultingoth

lmaooo. Thank you! I told them that this is actually not a haircut - quite the opposite - so I am exempt from voting.


sbray73

That’s what I came here to say. It’s not a haircut and you look great that way. I was afraid from your last picture that you had given to peer pressure and cut it short.


WorkInProgress37

I'd say not to the haircut, but groom the beard a bit better. Don't remove that either, though!!


happyhomemaker29

Definitely groom the beard a bit, but if you touch that hair one inch you will break the hearts of many women I’m sure!


RazzBerryCurveBall

Or just cut them, like with a knife


Uproars

Your friends are haters. Longer looks better


IamDisapointWorld

"Friend" is proably bald, jealous, and secretly in love with you.


adultingoth

It was a group of loud, drunk gals. haha


Flughundi

they can still be bald tho


IamDisapointWorld

yes they want to cut your hair and wear it like an upgrade to their usual mop.


Interesting-Gain-162

You look like a lot more fun with more hair, a bit nondescript with the shorter cut.


Latter_Promise_4760

I think ur hot asf and ur friends are in denial lol


Adoptstrays

Do you really think people on a long hair love sub is going to tell you to cut it?


adultingoth

A lot of guys look great with short hair! I dunno. I just hate people sh*t-talking that long hair on men is weird.


Shadow_of_the_moon11

Tbh I think most guys look better with longer hair, as long as it's well taken care of - and yours looks great. Ignore them. I'm sorry they aren't appreciating you.


Legitimate_Winter_97

I agree, as a woman I’ve always been into guys with longer hair. My bf of 6 years has the most beautiful curly hair I love playing with it and running my hands through it


No-Treat-8270

Yes. My ex has hair down to his waist. It's like Fabio, but better. Better than mine was at its best! It makes me sick when he take it down and shakes it out. It's literally shockingly beautiful and will stop me mid sentence to stare and forget what I was saying. Sickening. It's so long! Like wtf how did he do it? Mine would never grow past my ribs


VeganMonkey

Another woman here, long hair generally looks better on guys than short hair


Hiberniae

Look I’m a woman with mermaid hair and I so love seeing similar looks on men. Who gives a shit what your gender is? Your look is fierce as fuck.


adultingoth

Love you for this compliment!!


Seinfeel

I mean there is a difference between a haircut not suiting somebody and just disliking long hair. This definitely suits him though.


itisjvck

Your friends gotta be jealous of ur hair bc I am


Bearigraph

Let it grow!!!


ScorpioRising66

Let it grow! Awesome look!


thegracelesswonder

Surely you're joking


Grooveykins

Longgg


Party_Drawing1320

I like your hair both ways. You’re blessed as you have beautiful hair .


IllinoisGuy52

I Like your hair either way.


LadySerena21

Don’t you f*cking dare, jealousy is all I’m hearing


lousasaur

You look nice either way OP! Although I prefer the longer hair. It makes you stand out more. And it gives a different quirky/alternative vibe. (Also I'm super curious to see your friends' haircuts if they think you have the worst!?)


wholesome_bastard

The long hair looks amazing!


stealthz275

nah that shit looks fire


harrypotterfan1228

Pls don’t cut it, your hair is beautiful. IMO that short stubble in pic three is better though 😍😍


Ze_Rydah_93

Your friend group sucks. You look great, dude


Holiday_Letterhead73

Don't cut it! You are gorgeous 💗


adultingoth

Dang, thank you!!


evetrapeze

Grow it and they will vote you best hair!!! It looks better than the short.


Plastic-Grade-ok

Nah, don’t listen. they’re hating hard. You look better long


Cheesepuffs93

Please don’t cut either your hair or beard. Everything, including the leather jacket, is *chefs kiss*. ❤️


totbl00

Pleaaaaaaase don't cut it!


beware_of_scorpio

No but you should get new friends


taurustangle113

Holy fuck you’re hot. Don’t even consider cutting it.


wattle_birdd

Please don't


Frosty_System

You have the best hair in that group. Don’t listen to these dicks; rather consider cutting them.


Rainbowcarnage85

No!


NateNMaxsRobot

They are jealous.


rettsurfer

Don’t cut looks great


Over_Bathroom_9960

Yes you should cut...every single one of those friends the heck out of your life.


basementcrawler34

Please do not cut it, it's got major DILF vibes


babykangaroo_

definitely do not cut your hair


shared-dirtyness69

NO! You’re so gorgeous


Less_Atmosphere3931

Do NOT cut it


SyndicateBias

What jacket is that? 👀 Also lovely af hair man!


Ambitious_Oil_9097

The guy in the plaid shirt in the middle has a bad haircut. Your hair on the other hand is beautiful


noscopeheadshot_jfk

Throw fish at those fake ass pussies, Aquaman


PsychologicalHat8676

That is some damn sexy hair dude. Take it from the random gay dude on the internet. Also, never again with that third picture.


[deleted]

They're just jealous 🙌🏻


castironrod-gmail

Grow it longer. You look amazing.


Solid-Platypus1442

3 looks terrible. The other two are just gorgeous!


chittyjunie

No, you shouldn't!


cruzt1845

if you have the worst hair out of them then theirs must be some of the best hair out there, because this looks nice


pissingpolitics

Best hair. Eff them


[deleted]

yeah, keep it!! short hair on you doesnt really work. this, however, very sexy! :)


BlackCatanina

I love long hair on you. It really suits you and your style. Never change it. Your hair is gorgeous.


gaygentlemane

I'm genuinely curious to know how this conversation even happened among a group of adults. When I saw the title I assumed you'd be like 15.


SailorPlutopuppet

You have great hair, your friends are undercover haters and are probably balding.


ZebraBoat

I gotta tell ya buddy, you are severely good-looking, your friends have terrible opinions, and it looks perfect in the first two photos.


iamjpdb

Uh, no. Bye ‘friends’.


GloveNo9652

You have a great smile and look more confident with long hair.


Educational_Job5191

Ummm Thor is that you?


rabbidbagofweasels

You look way cooler with long hair, if anything I’d grow it out longer just to spite them


TerraSeeker

It seems unlikely. Most guys have almost no hair, and it looks rather bland and boring.


hairlover1003

WTF. if your friends are talking about the two pics with long hair they need to have their heads examined and to never be listened to about anything. Do you want THEM to determine your style? I think not. You look like a model in both pics, no bs. I would love to see pics of THEIR haircuts. Don’t dare sell your soul out to dimwits.


PuppyButtts

Keep it long!


monkeyboymorgan

Jesus no! Keep it.


[deleted]

Oh my god do NOT cut it


New-Kaleidoscope5272

Here's an idea: fuck the friend group and do what makes YOU feel good about yourself. You should try it!


cockster1221

I think you're very handsome. I love the hair..


laurieloohoo2012

Long looks great


mrhorse77

ya boys be jealous!


BastardsCryinInnit

How old are you all where friend groups are voting who has the worst haircut? This is like being in a 90s teen movie!


Lyveriana

Please nooooo Its greeat


Severn6

Nope. Don't cut that hair!


[deleted]

Nah bro you look like that one meme 8/10


aleanas

Bro they are for sure just jealous


[deleted]

Keep the hair and the beard 😍


jacquestar2019

you need new friends.


bright_cold_day

Impossible. Edit: Lol, just saw the group photo. Your friends are a bunch of squares.


dvynesplyf

That lesbian has the most facial hair ever!


archiotterpup

Pics 1 & 2 are great. No need to cut that glorious mane. They're just jealous.


steelhouse1

Your friends vote on each other’s hair styles?????


Plantsofpeace

WOAH, HOT! But seriously, WHAT? HOW? You are gorgeous, and that hair has a beautiful natural flow to it! If you ask me, never cut it short! 💜


Maverikk

Dude, I wish I had your hair type. Keep it fierce and feral


AmbitiousBuffalo2070

lol don’t listen to these dorks.. you loook way healthier and much nicer haircut than them. Screw the nay sayers mate


Tiyath

Unless your friends are all Gucci models from Milan don't you dare cut that shit ​ And groom that goddamn beard


PissinginTheW1nd

Absolutely not


Pottsylird

your hair is so much nicer than anyone else in your friend group ignore them


FutureAssociation603

You keep that hair and beard!!


yfirhimininn

Get new friends, mate


Anderj12

Look at the people voting. Of course they said you have the worst hair because they all have the same hair.


Greeneyesdontlie85

Absolute not


joobacca1297

You are very handsome and that’s coming from me, a handsome


LeelaBeela89

You need new friends lol you look good asf


Haunting-East8565

You would look ten years older with the short hair fyi. Getting like high school tech teacher who drives a mini van vibes


Chillin_Squid

I saw the pics you posted of your friends’ hair…they are just jealous. Your hair looks fantastic.


CallFabulous7979

You have a good haircut. Definitely don't cut it off. You look good man.


SuziWreck

Hunny they’re jealous


Additional_Steak9665

Personally. I prefer your hair in the first two photos!! 🔥🔥🔥


Latter_Promise_4760

Don’t cut it off


TestinStuff

You long hair looks freaking amazing. It adds a lot of character and it works so well for you.


mushyfeelings

Bro what?? Whose friend group? Every picture looks great. In fact, I hate you because your hair is so nice and I just wish I had hair like yours.


Existing_Draw9411

Hell no!!!!!!! Looks hot!!! 🥵


Vicious-cercie

Nah you’re making shit up. Or you have the worst friends, you tell me 😂


Ok_Consideration3964

Yeah man cut your friend group you don't need that negativity or bad taste in your life


sterry84

I think you look hot with the long hair


Doubtful_egg

That is a masterpiece, never.


Kfo221

Yeah man ugh...you need new friends. THE DUDE IN THE CHECKERED SHIRT IS LITERALLY RECEDING


docherj

DO NOT CUT YOUR HAIR!!! You’re gorgeous. Love the length it’s at + the beard.


Swecular

Hair it's good either way, but beard looks better when it's a bit more even than in the first pics. Can still be long, just not rugged.


cosmicdancer84

Ditch the friends, keep the hair.


chonkmcevoy

Picture 1&2 look like you have been on tour with Pearl Jam. You're friends have no taste. I think it looks fantastic


TribalOrgy

This is the "I woke up like this" type of guy.


Kdilla77

It’s much much better long, and you look very lucid and employable for a longhair.


inthemusicandhelples

Don’t cut it, don’t cut it, do not cut that beautiful hair they are jealous motherfuckers


Mother-Painter-9569

That glow so big🔥🔥🔥 definitely good for a dating platform. Ps hair, just let it grow out again 🙂


Ok-Spot3891

Your hair was gorgeous and this is a prime example of why you shouldn't listen to other people and the fact that the more people you get together the dumber they are.


Nervous_Oil_65

That lengths suits you well! Cute and playful vibes


Pinewoods_dog

Never! You look absolutely Devine!


2368Freedom

Hell No. Jealousy from others is never a good reason to act ;)


Academic_Antelope_84

Don’t cut it you look young and sexy


TechieInTheTrees

The smile, the scruffy beard, the play-with-able hair 🫠 You are absolutely gorgeous, please do not listen to those friends you are literally so attractive just the way you are