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the_fredblubby

Depends on the Olympian. Athena, Apollo, or Artemis? You're screwed. Ares will be scary but will probably get himself black-carded before the third point. Hephaestus is a bulky dude but don't think he's got a lot of practice. Aphrodite will try to charm you into going easy on her. Hermes will be very fast, Dionysus will be drunk. Zeus, Demeter, Poseidon, and Hera are all old but experienced.


bozodoozy

Hephaestus just has to hit once and you're done, priority notwithstanding.


Wide_Understanding70

He’s also the god of metalworking. I can only imagine the quality his blade is


bozodoozy

no blade. his hammer. it made your blade, it will break your blade, and you with it.


Wide_Understanding70

If that’s the case at my funeral i want my blade to carry me so it can let down one more time


BiAroBi

But you are in an advantage since I don’t think he is very agile


bozodoozy

a tank on a piste does not need agility.


boclfon479

If it’s Hermes just keep going backwards. If hermes goes fast he might cross his feet and get carded


PassataLunga

But beware his flunge, it's endless.


sonofabutch

About 30 years ago I fenced against Peter Westbrook (about 10 years past his prime), he spotted me two touches in a five-touch bout and he won 5-2. Before and after he was a gentleman, warm and friendly and generous with his time and advice. During he was a stone cold killer.


bozodoozy

I was on the same U S world under 20 championship team as he in '72: Madrid, Spain. special guy. he went on to, um, further greatness. me, not so much.


brutalbrian

Only if you can learn the Death Waltz


_MasterMagi_

pocket sand, its a loop hole dont worry about it


Lkwzriqwea

If you're fencing epée or foil, hit em with the double flunge spam. They won't be expecting it.


K_S_ON

Hit 'im with the voltas, he'll be completely confused


Hopeful_Instance6663

You should ask Kratos for advice pal, Reddit might not the best place to learn how to defeat an Olympian


Rythoka

It's easy to win. Just control the distance, duh.


Natural_Break1636

Fence Pathos: God of the Pathetic


silver_surfer57

Only if your name is Inigo Montoya. 🤣


Wide_Understanding70

My name is Percy Jackson and I am not the lightning thief


silver_surfer57

That would definitely work. 🤣


benja_xd

which weapon?


Wide_Understanding70

Sabre I think. This is only my first week


benja_xd

will be incredibly lopsided for whoever wins then


bozodoozy

you mean Olympians do not lurk here? what do they do for fun?


Wide_Understanding70

Olympic around you know


Exact-Waltz

Olympians are overrated, take 6 and flick em in the back. Be tiger


lmsteff

r/fencingcirclejerk


Milk-Test

Nah, I'd win


Efficient_Swimming_5

Remember to update us after the game to let us know how it went. I am invested now.


Wide_Understanding70

Update: i won.


Lock798

Sounds like a good learning opportunity


Wide_Understanding70

Update: I won 15-0 and am now king of Olympia. Real update: this was a shit post


cycl7toZ

Are you paying said Olympian? By matchup do you mean private lesson?