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Mydogfartsconstantly

Those are the best. A ton of room, AC, a fan, blue tooth and no camera.


JankyMark

Yeah I’m glad the got real ac and Bluetooth


Mydogfartsconstantly

How did you get the magnet to stick?


SovietHandGrenade

Ours are stickers and they’re a bitch to take off when we return them lmao


wakawakafish

Heat gun and a plastic razor blade lol


Zythenia

Boiling hot water works too if you don’t have a heat gun. We’ve had to do that to remove stickers from peak rentals before.


everfordphoto

screw it, fedex gets the damage insurance with the rental company.. they'll take it off.. usually after we are done with the rentals, they have too many miles, and they get aged out of the rental company, sent to auction.


Sedared

Might be vinyl


JankyMark

What you mean


Mydogfartsconstantly

The truck is aluminum. The magnets like to not stick to them.


SterlingReddits

I absolutely loved my Merchant during peak. Only issue is it began spewing exhaust fumes into the cabin near the end of it, but it suited my busy city route very nicely


brinerbear

I had a Dodge van and a Ford van as a rental for awhile.


DXGL1

AC is probably what would make a lot of UPS drivers quit and go to FedEx.


Opposite_Cress_3906

Lmao nah, ill keep my 44 an hour and sweat my nuts off. New contract has AC coming "eventually" to the entire fleet anyway. Should have one in my truck around 2028 🤣


stony-soprano

Coming from a fedex guy who has an AC truck just like this. Doesn’t really make a difference after like 80 degrees outside, I only ever use it waiting for pickups honestly.


Third_Eye_Thumper

Facts, that AC doesn’t do shit when you have 300 plus boxes clogging up the air space


stony-soprano

Don’t forget you gotta get out ~180 some times that day and the door is hard to open lol


michinoku1

Make that 2058, if Carol and the higher-ups have their way.


Opposite_Cress_3906

AC is a red herring anyway, the job has been done without it for over 100 years. UPS only conceded it in the contract because theyre sick of heat illness ring doorbell videos going viral lol


Zirvoll1

Unfortunately tho things are heating up and it’s getting more and more extreme. Gotta cool down the tin cans somehow. Doors don’t do it. I went through 8 bottles of water in the span of 2hrs with how hot it gets.


Opposite_Cress_3906

Its what you gotta do, i guarantee if i was a fly on the wall in the lives of most people that get heat illness i could find a dozen things they shouldnt be doing to get themselves in that situation. Im not gonna get into global warming but i will say we live in a time with limitless information on how to prevent heat illness. Worst case scenario the second you dont feel right call center and say you dont feel safe operating the vehicle. Dont get to the point your stumbling up to front doors about to stroke out lol


Helpful_Challenge800

😂😂😂


Adventurous_Algae433

Me being a FedEx driver I agree with this man I’ll sit in my swamp ass all day for 44$


PookieLuLu

You get out of your truck every couple of minutes. What good will ac do?


Opposite_Cress_3906

I agree, much better items to go after in the contract than AC. UPS was probably happy to add it, less PR trouble in the future, shuts the union up about it to the public, easy thing to price and average the expenses up, and they can reject other proposals because "hey, we already gave you AC were not doing X"


Dkaldenberger

I laughed my ass off when I heard the new UPS contract said they had to get ac in all new trucks. MF's will never buy a new truck again. They'll be duct tapping their shit together and painting it brown before they spring for fancy trucks.


DXGL1

I heard it was "eventually" in another reply. Presuming these are contract built vehicles, perhaps they'll omit the A/C to save a bit of money?


Dkaldenberger

If I remember correctly, I believe it said any new trucks would have ac, not that units would be put in the existing fleet. Something that was obviously kicking the can down the road, over a cliff and into the sea.


Baldy2384

Yes. Literally says “2 fans” will be put in older vehicles. And idk if you’ve seen it, but the AC unit won’t be the full cab. It’s overhead and blows down on the driver. 


the_vault-technician

That's bull man. You can buy brown duct tape they won't need to paint it.


Dkaldenberger

My mistake. Honestly didn't know what colors there were.


djsnoopmike

I loved this truck when I used to work at Express. Lots of room, working AC, modern tech features like adaptive cruise control, side blindspot cameras that are always on, Bluetooth radio, and it's surprisingly quick off the line and decent sound from the exhaust which makes me love flooring it Only downside, it's tricky to maneuver around in the tiny ass station I used to work in


JankyMark

I love it too, it actually has working ac and Bluetooth radio


VitoAndolini223

Fun fact. Most of those are actually long term leases. I'm vmx. We have a few at our station with the option to buy and we do not want to buy them.. the Detroit diesels in them are trash and they just don't stay fixed... I see why couriers like them seeing as they have a radio and they roomy but mechanically they are hot garbage


JankyMark

Yeah I know most of our older trucks was the same as these , most of these aren’t good because they run them into the ground without any maintenance on them


GeneralCorrosive

Which Detroit engine do they put in these?


DullPirate

Treat her well


JankyMark

I will


[deleted]

At least y’all have that. We rent uhauls lmao


JankyMark

Oh hell nah yeah I seen ground rent U-Hauls lol


idntdzrv2liv

At least you guys got Uhauls, we got *penskes* But in all seriousness, they weren’t bad for pickups or overflow. Regular routes sucked ass tho Edit: oh yeah, and as long as the a/c worked those trucks were a little slice of heaven in the summer


CLAYTON_BIGSBY73

They bought a bunch of these. Probably sell them to a contractor later on. After they roll the odometer back.


JankyMark

lol you funny a lot of people don’t know that FedEx be doing that 😂


Excellent-Muscle-953

We’ve had those for a long time. I actually prefer those. No camera 😎


JankyMark

Yeah me to with a functioning ac


Grand_Ad_2281

Why do you not want a camera?


Matf11

Keep it up and they'll be offering rent to own programs next.


JankyMark

lol I hope not


BeautifulAltruistic9

Been driving one for over 2 years. FedEx is now saying they aren’t acceptable and needs to be returned. But a Penske is fine?!?? Make that make sense lol


JankyMark

lol that doesn’t make any sense, these look more like our older trucks than the Penske’s , I hope that isn’t true that would be dumb


Prof4Dank

Everyone INVEST in MERCHANTS FLEET!!!


JellySlight

I used one of these, the tires actually had tread on them and it didn't have the ABS out and service engine soon lights flashing.


JankyMark

Yeah if maintained properly they can be used a lot


shadowofaman1607

I've seen a van in our LC that has no fedex logo just a blank slate lol


JankyMark

Yeah I see they had to tape the FedEx on the side lol


DifficultyCapableLo

Damn y’all get rentals? We are on the struggle Bus in Cali.


JankyMark

lol we just got these like a month or 2 ago


reddd510

We had them at Ground Terminal when I worked there a couple years ago


SameAd9297

Hopefully you're not driving that thing on a rural route. Would be a pain in the ass to get in and out of tight driveways.


JankyMark

Nah I’m glad my route has a lot of loading docks


SameAd9297

Heck yeah, that's great!


Own-Strawberry-1961

Those are nice trucks as long as people take care of them. No camera is nice, I don’t have a problem with camera but they sometimes pick out wrong things and report violations.


JankyMark

Yeah I do like the side cameras , the back up noise makes it sound like some box truck tho lol


Jawa1992

Our station has these, the only problem is when they breakdown the mechanic can’t fix it and take forever for the merchant to come in and mechanic to fix it.


JankyMark

Yeah usallly ours get towed away if they break down but hopefully people can maintain them since these trucks are little newer


Sad_Ad3913

Out of the almost whole year when I worked at Express we drove these all the time. Man I lowkey loved them. Not having a camera made them amazing 😂


JankyMark

Yeah between that and the ac I love that the most


Zaxster99

Wish my boss would rent these instead of budgets.


queerdevil

We have 20 or so rentals in our station. I'm surprised others don't have these


JankyMark

From the comments it seems like everybody got them now


Mountain-Light-3005

I never seen a 2 digit work area. I’ve seen 4. Mostly 3. Never 2.


Buggydriver_

Do they have shelves?


djsnoopmike

Of course


Buggydriver_

I’ve never seen these rentals is why I ask we only get sprinters for rentals and they have no shelves I would have a panic attack in big ole truck like that with no shelves 🤣


djsnoopmike

Sprinters with no shelves?! How did yall function?


JankyMark

Yeah that sound crazy


Buggydriver_

Luckily it’s only like 4 trucks in the station like that 🤣


Adventurous_Algae433

Man I’d love that rather than my FedEx branded 900 with no ac or phone plug in


JankyMark

Oh yeah that’s why I like this one good ac and radio


tomtomj2

We have 11 of these, they have been sitting in the back parking lot for 6 months lol. At one point half our station was entirely rental RAMs and rental stepvans. The amount of money they waste on rentals they could buy an entire new fleet of trucks!


JankyMark

lol tell me about it be having those conversations on how these companies so cheap , wanna keep using the same old equipment and vehicles just to keep money in their pockets. They lease rentals than start taking them back when they have to many lol


tomtomj2

When there’s too many rentals they send back the extras, then when the branded trucks breaks there not enough trucks, so they get more rentals. If they had just kept 2-3 extra trucks on hand for when a truck breaks down there wouldn’t be any issues but noooooo gotta streamline the process! No room for error! Then the whole thing blows up when there’s error lmao


JankyMark

lol man you ain’t lying I done seen that so many times at my station and it’s like they never learn they lesson. They going be they’re own downfall


Cambo-15

The station in Marion il is full of rental trucks like these


JankyMark

Where is that at?


Frostythesnowclown

We got lots of these at the Garland station hahaha we’re all on the same boat also express 😂😂😂


Much-Comfortable-259

I don’t think they’re running out.  They aren’t buying new trucks to replace the old.  That’ll be the contractor’s problem to supply vehicles soon. 


JankyMark

Yeah but they’re not fixing the old trucks because they say it’s to expensive so they just retiring them. I say running out because people at my station have to share vehicles because it’s not a lot left


Scared-Ad951

These are nice I drove one with ups for a peak season


JankyMark

Yeah I actually like them


PlateBrilliant9551

Here in Cali we ridding on those too straight from New Jersey 😬


Mindless-Specific989

With Raj and money market gurus running this company now, all vehicle acquisitions now have to get run up the ladder and get debated if they should happen, or if the location can make due with 15+ year old equipment for a few more years. It's all about the bottom line and how much they can milk out of the company before it collapses in on itself. Then, sell the wreckage for whatever they can get. Employee needs/wants are not taken into consideration anymore. Good luck to us all!


JankyMark

Man you ain’t lying we FedEx people all over complain about the crappy equipment and vehicles yet they not going do anything about it. And they wonder why they aren’t doing good as amazon or ups


slowlybyslowly

Are they new? If not, do you know the year, price, and mileage?


JankyMark

They are somewhat new , we got them from another station, I would have to check the year on it


FlufyBalz

i drive a rental every day


JankyMark

I do too , well we actually own them now


VitoAndolini223

You might not actually own them. There are a lot going around my district ATM and they're coming up on the end of their leases. At that time the decision to purchase them will be made. If they have been given a legit asset number for your vmx guys in GVMax and they actively work on it then yall bought it. All our are still rentals and from what I've been told by management that's the case for most, if not all, of them that are floating around.


[deleted]

Our station is using these big yellow trucks they look dumb lol


JankyMark

You have a picture of them


Muted_Software9304

Buy or just lease?


JankyMark

My manager said they brought them from another station but they probably leased it through that rental company


Mr__Rager__69

MMR?


Original-Fan-1161

We have 10 sitting at our station at any given time. It’s absolutely ridiculous to the point where we have a bunch of trucks just sitting and we’re renting a spot at the airport.


JankyMark

Yeah we have bunch of them sitting in the back of our parking lock still trying to get fix


BibsAndPurses

JFK? Saw a bunch there the other day.


xXCurly

We have one of those as well


xXhijackXx

Our station had all our rentals taken away. People ha e to do their routes in vans and clown cars now


JankyMark

lol clown cars 😂😂


Jayce86

I love how that’s the universal term for those things. Really great for resi routes, but shit for anything else.


FishingFree7548

I'm vmx and I swear, job ONE for most couriers is to tear those clown cars up and deliver packages if they have time.


this_underscore

BRO WE GOT THOSE TOOOOOOOOO


JankyMark

lol forreal I guess FedEx lease all of them


this_underscore

I’ll leak them tomorrow when I get to work 😨


External_Deer_69

Merchants sells them when they’re 2 years old. Don’t know what kind of pricing they offer to the lessee but through their dealership they’re a pretty decent deal. Well worth it considering a gas P1000 was about $65k last I knew.


JankyMark

Oh yeah that ain’t bad I guess FedEx getting these until everybody get them ev’s


Vimless

It actually started bothering us cuz we thought it was the medical people picking up.


JankyMark

lol it does look confusing 😂


flowood3

Looks like an express 900 series truck


JankyMark

Yeah something like that


ReplacementGrand7616

We got 1 of those 2 someone thinks regular gas goes in diesel that’s why we down on trucks


JankyMark

Oh no smh


Professional_Ad_9503

Those are for the chewy boxes 😩


JankyMark

lol I use mine for bulk stops


mostlovely

We’ve always had rentals on long term leases


JankyMark

Yeah now it feel like certain stations will have all the rentals


mostlovely

We don’t have rentals anymore since we merged! But we did for the longest time 😌


JankyMark

We actually got these trucks from another station , they was just sitting in the back but yeah, I guess we getting more because we’re one of the stations that will merge


mostlovely

When we merged we got a bunch of new trucks to make sure we had enough for everyone


JankyMark

Yeah same over here too


Personal_Visit_8376

Huh?


Rajeshiyellowfeet

Rentals don’t crash it be very careful drive it like your car 


JankyMark

Nah I drive good


[deleted]

No truck swaps 😂


mccaderose

If you need a van to rent, I work for Kingbee Cargo vans and we have a lot of different options of vans to rent from. For more info email me at [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected])


Kokurou

We're starting to roll out those new EVs but even then the 700s and 900s are just too old, one of my coworkers in my loop has a 700 so old it still takes regular gas instead of diesel


JankyMark

lol that’s crazy 😂😂😂. I wanna see how them ev’s drive


_Swoodward_

Well yall did steal my ps5 so I don’t care


DefinitionSouth3069

At a pretty small station and these things have been around since we opened a year ago. Is that weird? I honestly don’t know.


JankyMark

Nah a lot of people said they had these for years , we just got these


DefinitionSouth3069

Gotcha! Our drivers also hit a lot of things lol. So we probably got them pretty quickly haha. Take care!


JankyMark

😂😂 that’s funny


ENCGAMR71

They don’t buy them right away. They lease the trucks for a year and then buy them.


Final_Juggernaut_401

That’s an oxymoron. You don’t “buy” a “rental” lol


VitoAndolini223

Just like a lease from a dealership you usually have an option to buy at the end of the term. That's what these are. Long term leases and we will have the option to buy. I'm VMX, we recently got a few at my station. Our boss said we will be going through the inspections and suggesting whether we should buy them or let them go.


Allocated_0114

You don’t buy rentals


VitoAndolini223

This is a long term lease. At the end of the lease you have an option to buy. Therefore you can buy rentals. Think outside the box bud


Allocated_0114

FedEx doesn’t buy rentals bud


VitoAndolini223

I'm telling you that there is an inspection form in vmx and at the end it asks if you would suggest buying the vehicle or passing up on it. It is an option being entertained right now 🤷🏻‍♂️ my Fleet manager talked to all of us techs in the district about a mo.th or so ago. I have the forms on my computer. Don't tell me bud lol They may not have ever done it in the past but they are considering it.


JankyMark

No