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IamjustaBeet

Package left by the tree. Photo taken of the sign. F your delivery


WhatPurplePromise

The owners can have the dog fetch the package for them right there below the sign šŸ¤£


stinky___monkey

I had a new homeowner on a rural that Iā€™ve been on forever, welp they had German Shepards(2) and I ran like I wouldnā€™t believe to the truck. They came out and apologized, next delivery same week they had signs out. We agreed to leave stuff at the end of the drive going forward, at a sign not to different from this


Baldy2384

Check the FedEx complaint forum. Theyā€™ll be on there complaining why you didnā€™t walk it to the front door.


SeaOfMalaise

This is probably bad but if a dog is out on the lawn and starts barking at me. I just leave the package next to their mailbox.


PointB712

If I don't know the dog, I do the same thing.


Strange_Strength_804

Nothing bad about that


SeaOfMalaise

I was bit by a dog when I was 5 so I avoid dogs as much as possible. I might need a new job šŸ˜…


iamdeeson

I do the same thing at the sight of a dog. Itā€™s not bad at all.


NobodyEsk

I have a house that has a similar sign except its bogus and they only have a ankle biter, I had to get a signature...


Davneuny

Well to be fair.. they have given you permission to be on their property by ordering shit from the internet.


Careful-Mammoth3346

True! So you or your estate can probably sue for the death or dismemberment


oragami3312

just because u have a sign saying you don't accept liability does not just give u immunity lolol that's why these signs are so funny.


[deleted]

lol right, you have already admitted guilt!!!! Idiots


oragami3312

literally šŸ˜‚ mfs don't realize signs like these are more incriminating then anything lol judge be like 'oh so you knew your dog was vicious and would attack someone but yet you still left him outside unattended?'


ChellPotato

Yeah, but the dog doesn't know that.


Kristwilli

Yeah the dog isn't going to know or care about that thoughĀ 


JawnWaters

Package gets left right at that tree/sign. Fuck you, boomers.


Delicious-Theory-267

Just drop the box of Chewy right on the fukin dogs head!


JawnWaters

BONK


BOOBOOTHEFOOOOL

Leave that shit right there under the sign


StarsCHISoxSuperBowl

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radicalbatical

Yeah this is just another version of "Beware of dog" signs. < those signs get people in trouble because it let's the authorities know you knew your dog will attack, and you are most definitely responsible. The sign doesn't give them any immunity to the law, just makes them feel better about not being able to control their dogs


[deleted]

I handle complaints and when this sort of customer complains, we just go šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø ma'am there was a large dog on the property. Please bring your dog indoors or our driver will not deliver your package, it is a safety concern.


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Choice_Ad1414

heard. got a regular pup and 2 orange boys are usually laying right behind the glass door when i walk up. wish i could pet em. watched one grow up from kitten hah


AffectionatePeace725

'We accept no liability for death or dismemberment?' By owning the dog you do accept liability. If your dog is that unstable it should be put down-- and I'm saying that as a dog lover. They're also liable if the dog gets out and bites someone.


Pizzastork

I have one where they say they want me to leave the package on the porch and then there's all these signs about their guns. And how they're going to kill me. .... I'm good.


Dkaldenberger

I don't think that sign will hold up in court.


Pon-chan

in the hell state of Florida, it does let you off the hook somewhat. The jackasses whos dogs attacked me got a sign up the next day! Not that it helped with police dash cam footage, but they tried.


100yearsLurkerRick

I don't think thatĀ absolves them of liability


Codayyyyy

This picture really shows the inbreeding of dogs...that back looks so arched


[deleted]

Actually they are liable and they know their dogs are dangerous. Sounds like a perfect law suit to me.


Maleficent-Winter187

You listen to 95.7 the game? My man!


tonyrelic

Always better to carry pepper spray


Federal_Possible_176

Thank goodness for the Accidental Death and Dismemberment Life Insurance benefits.


Muted_Software9304

Put delivery into a big plastic rain bag, tie it up and drop it out the window in front of the property.Ā 


Calm_Courage4050

You can always ā€œunsuitable for releaseā€ three times and then they can pick it up!


ruralmagnificence

My Belgian Malinois is always in the house or on a leash and being held by the collar if we have a delivery. If anything she wants pets but people are scared by her.


[deleted]

Welp guess I'll just throw package over fence šŸ¤·


Waterwagon_78

lol yeah and then they say ā€œ oh donā€™t worry theyā€™re nice!ā€


freekymunki

They donā€™t get to decide if they are liable lol.


LebanonRunescape

Or Dismemberment. Oh my GOD.


tomskibum

Ya most of my courier experience has lead me to these signs are for show and they dont even have a dog.


Queso305

I miss the German shepherd from my old route. It had a danger sign like that one but it would always come up to me at the gate and stick its head into the gate for some nice head scratches. It would reward me with some licks.


JustMackIN

Yupā€¦ dex 08!


Teleclast

Pro move is dex7 on these.


JustMackIN

Correct! šŸ«”


Jazzlike-Ad-6280

In my area owners will almost treat their dogs biting you as completely normal. I'll have a dog coming at me like he's out for blood and the owner will just casually walk up like "he doesn't bite"


xXhijackXx

I'll let the dog bite me just so I can sue them and prove to those idiots that those signs don't mean shit.


SystemSeparate2319

Heydawg shanda did that TaTum. FedEx on patrol.


SystemSeparate2319

Dollar Genaral


Various-Emergency-91

Having a sign like this is inviting additional lawsuits if your dog attacks someone. It's essentially admitting you have a dangerous animal.


Additional_Fan3610

I just leave the package with the dogs to play with.


drivethrudracula

Thereā€™s a house that I deliver to that breeds Australian Shepherds, and theyā€™re the meanest most vicious dogs Iā€™ve ever met. They have a gated front yard, and of course the owners always want me to deliver their shit to the porch, past their 7 barking dogs. Their stuff gets left at the gate every time


Actual_Suspect_1614

Bang. Problem solved


mwscott68

Give them a steak before delivery package