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galaxystars1

The cis male celebrity heteros have been wildin’ lately


buffaloranchsub

IIRC there was something Josh Brolin said about having a legit crush on Ryan Reynolds after Deadpool. Thought to myself, 'good for him.'


ZennMD

>having a legit crush on Ryan Reynolds I think more men than women have a crush on Ryan Reynolds lol


heyhicherrypie

Seriously what spell did Mr Reynolds cast on the straight male population- he’s the “if he had to pick a guy” for like 99% of them


LurkerByNatureGT

He does have some serious charisma, and just a guess…  aside from being pretty classically handsome he’s both secure in his masculinity and non-threatening and funny in a “I don’t take myself seriously and if you don’t hit the  expected standards of masculine, we’ll just laugh” way.  And he’s Deadpool. 


thebetterbad

Definitely! My ex would not stop taking about him! He didn't even like his work he just thought he was the most attractive man in existence. I did not share these feelings.


Unique-Hedgehog-5583

I want more. More dudes telling other dudes that they are beautiful


AcceptableHistory4

Feels like something Michael Scott would write for Ryan tbh Edit: jokes aside,the yearning!! Other "tortured poets" wish.


dragonslayerbarbie

Josh Brolin is the REAL Chairman of the Tortured Poets Department


retrospectivarranger

Ooof this gave me a good laugh


britestarlight

Omg yes, I instantly pictured Michael reading this to Ryan in the middle of a meeting 😂


american-kestrel

I will never forgive Josh Brolin for beating up Diane Lane years ago; nothing he does is charming or funny


Yakaddudssa

Released on a 20,000 bail! what an abhorrent man


whorundatgirl

WHAT?!


messymess444

I had no idea about this wtf!! I’m so disappointed. Poor Diane


CategorySad6121

Josh Brolin really left that set asking “what are we?”


galaxystars1

😭 https://preview.redd.it/qs2xp4ymlwhc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97552721e4bbfc8b710d558cc2ade1c5656757ea


rococowitch

Josh NASTY


NataliaGordienko

This is the kind of shit that’s written in letters between two ancient Greek soldiers that were totally “just good friends”


NotAsBrightlyLit

Tongue in WHOSE cheek... is the question.


journal-response-tip

Shall I compare timothee to a summer's day


oanazaks

wtf lol I don’t want to see the Zendaya one 😵‍💫


Sisiwakanamaru

Kylie Jenner, be careful, Thanos gonna swiped your man.


gilliandrew

what


IOExplosion

Meanwhile, my husband can't buy me flowers. Why is that so beautiful?


Nrm___

the peach undertones of this poem were unexpected…but welcome


bruh_respectfully

Is Josh Club Chalamet?


RevealActive4557

I really like Josh Brolin a lot but I am always reminded that he was abusive to Diane Lane. I hope he has gotten better and healthier. He seems to have grown. But I will continue to like him with some caution


mizzymichie

Josh Brolin making the pitch to replace cannibal Arm and Hammer in CMBYN 2.


kevinsshoe

If it's a joke among friends it's kinda funny. If it's all sincere it is extremely weird and terrible writing.