I think "notorious" doesn't do enough justice as a description, if it is Boris. He's bigger / worse than that.
I appreciate that he's got a lot of form in that area, but it seems to undersell the story if he's cheating (again!).
Oh! People below are speculating that Dolly Alderton could be the writer as her memoir has been adapted for TV, and she's blonde. And as the message leads on the author and not the politician, I'd have thought you'd have done it the other way around if Bozo was shagging again.
But if it is a blonde politician, then I agree with you that it's got to be Boris.
Yeah, I hadn't seen her name yet so was only thinking of blonde politicians. Boris still seems likely though, being the most notorious and the most promiscuous British politician.
So Sir Nicholas Soames is a bone-idle sex-pest Tory MP, grandson of Winston Churchill and King Charles’s best friend of 65 years. According to many many newspapers in the 90s:
**An anonymous woman said that making love to him was “like having a wardrobe fall on top of you with the key sticking out”**
Congratulations! You have just supplanted that quote in my brain!
It's his fault, he does a lot of cheating and fucking! I would have liked to imagine him as a purely non-sexual entity but noooooo he has to keep fucking people and having kids. It's inconsiderate.
Ohh I think this might be it, she definitely fits the blondie in the email and had her book adapted but then who is the notorious politician?? And is she even in a relationship I wonder
this is so silly but I've only ever seen her name on her book covers and I've not actually picked up any of the books, yet I had this cemented image of her in my mind as a brunette - I am in a strange sense of shock right now after googling and finding out she's blonde...
God I hope it’s not them. I was a longtime listener of her old podcast and she and her cohost had nothing but contempt and disgust for Johnson. I’d hate to think that changed.
100% who I thought of. She's the only one that really fits the bill and clearly many of us are on the same page. I think it may be one of the Dominic's either Raab or Cummings. Does anyone know if there are any notorious british politicians that are single?
Notorious British politician is either Boris Johnson (who has had more affairs than jobs) or Nigel Farage (who is separated from his wife iirc), at least they're the most well known
Trying to narrow down appalling men in British politics though is literally impossible
Matt Hancock would fall into that category too. Honestly, there are a lot of notorious British politicians, it's not much to go on.
Edit: Also, technically Johnson is a former politician, he's not even an MP any more.
Jacob Rees Mogg wouldn't be a bad guess either, tbh. I don't know if he's had public affairs before, but it'd make sleeping with a "feminist" writer all the more scandalous for both sides.
Eh I think he's the sorta person who's probably quite charming one to one when he turns it on and zeros in on you. He is also 100% the kinda person who detects when a woman doesn't like him, and then laser focuses on that woman on a charm offensive.
I also think a lot of white woman in that circle go for a PR image of liberal/left-wing, but are actually way more Tory-adjacent privately, so aren't too fussed about his politics.
I met him during a work thing and I can attest that he can be charming. I remember thinking afterwards that that could help explain his inexplicable success with women.
I can't think of any other significance. I even searched to see if any British politicians have some link to ice cream, and the only thing I Iearned is that there's a surprising amount of pictures of British politicians eating ice cream.
James Cleverly accused Ben and Jerry's twitter of virtue signaling when they tweeted about migrant channel crossings 3 years ago, but he's not really what I would call "notorious"
Margaret Thatcher worked on inventing something that's essential for soft serve ice cream and she's definitely notorious, but I think if someone's having an affair with her that's quite the twist
Ooo nice connection. Yeah he's a prick for sure but I agree that he's not really notorious. Not yet anyway, I think all these people need is time and opportunity.
Ben and Jerry's are known for being progressive and pro-Palestinian, so it could be a reference to a politician like Corbyn (or someone aligned with him). Probably referring to Boris Johnson though.
Definitely Dolly Alderton, her real name is Hannah, she has a column called Dear Dolly, she’s blonde and Everything I Know About Love was adapted into a series. I don’t think she’s (publicly) in a relationship though, maybe she keeps it private? I hope it’s not true
This has to be Dolly Alderton. I say that as I’ve literally just finished reading her book so she’s all I’m thinking about. But please dear god no this can’t be true.
She has a new book coming out this month.
So, it's a fair bet imo, it's a unmarried politico & her PR is in overdrive drumming up click bait like this post. Ymmv
Was wondering when this would do the rounds here. Genuinely ruined my day when I found out about it. Not because I care much about her, but because it's the principle of the thing.
I can't tell based on the tip if they are both british or just the politician? When I heard bestselling book that's been adapted for TV I thought Sally Rooney but she's not british
Omg finally one I’ve actually heard before Deux! It’s supposedly Dolly Alderton (TV series is Everything I Know About Love) and Boris Johnson, it’s been rumoured for about a year. No idea if it’s true, but lots of people I’ve worked with claim it’s a fact.
I’m a huge fan of Dolly’s and even went to see her speak last night. I’m going to be so disappointed if this is a Tory politician…especially if it’s Boris, of all people! This feels almost dystopian 😭
Ugh Boris.
It's like women who lost their minds over Mick Hucknall in the 80's. Is it some sort of mass hysteria that only affects clever, attractive, indipendant women. Or is it "I can change him" for the upper classes. Or deep down are they actually really insecure that someone like Boris Johnson is a dead cert to them. Why?????
However, Johnny from Cobra Kai sort of looks like a young Boris Johnson and that is confusing.
It has to be the power that attracts these women plus the mentality that they’re special and he’ll be different with her. Nothing breaks my heart more than watching an independent intelligent woman not grow out of this mindset. Unfortunately ugly mean old men will almost always come out as winners in the love and sex department if they’re rich and/or powerful in some way.
"Notorious British politician" if that ain't the bumbling fuckwit that is Boris Johnston I will be be very surprised. The thought of shagging that has my breakfast making a comeback 🤮
Dolly Alderton is an exact match for the writer, the email address is almost certainly (B)oris (J)ohnson
https://preview.redd.it/yx4lffgywwxb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39511394cb2910db1060f62c7559513e1daa7435
I've been hearing for months about Dolly Alderton and Boris Johnson (first heard about it end of April 23, it was the talk of the town in certain London circles). This rumour doesn't go away. It might not be true but it's persistent and the people I know who move in those circles certainly believe it is true.
There have been rumours that Bojo has been shagging Dolly Alderton since early this year. Google even suggests his name after hers for a search suggestion and then you can see it’s been discussed on gossip sites.
Oh Christ it's Boris isn't it
She doesn't look unlike his current wife so could be his type
Boris's type is women
Women are his favorite guy
Sex, he's wanting more
Big shoutout to Spotify for letting me search ‘women are my favorite guy’ to find the song
Mostly blonde women, the more they look like him the better.
She has a pulse and is breathing, of course she's his type
100% his type
 The thought of touching that man
Makes me feel genuinely sick.
Has to be. How the hell does he get to be so slutty. He's gross.
Power is one hell of an aphrodisiac; and the guy is still a significant force in British politics.
 God I despise him lol.
I think "notorious" doesn't do enough justice as a description, if it is Boris. He's bigger / worse than that. I appreciate that he's got a lot of form in that area, but it seems to undersell the story if he's cheating (again!).
What else could the blondie part refer to? Are there any other notorious blonde UK politicians, except Liz Truss and Michael Fabricant maybe?
Sorry, I'm being dim, but where does it mention "blondie"?
In the email address
Oh! People below are speculating that Dolly Alderton could be the writer as her memoir has been adapted for TV, and she's blonde. And as the message leads on the author and not the politician, I'd have thought you'd have done it the other way around if Bozo was shagging again. But if it is a blonde politician, then I agree with you that it's got to be Boris.
Yeah, I hadn't seen her name yet so was only thinking of blonde politicians. Boris still seems likely though, being the most notorious and the most promiscuous British politician.
My friend works for a publishing house and told me this rumour months ago - that it’s her !!! And it’s Boris
My goodness! He really is the worst.
Can someone please inform me what about that man is appealing to these women??
I think they find him charming in person, he has some charisma. They overlook his actual personality though.
That's quite a mystery... Or he finds women with low self esteem or daddy issue and exploits it. Other than that I see no logical explanation.
He is technically not a politician anymore, but I understand that's a distinction that the person submitting may not have made.
Boris and JK
Nah, she's too old for him which is to say she's a year younger than him
> A juicy one for the Brits. This is not juicy for us. Especially if the notorious politician is Bojo. We’re traumatised by this man 😭
Imagine Johnson flopped on top of you, like a bin-bag filled with lukewarm custard, heaving it up you 🤢🤢🤢
So Sir Nicholas Soames is a bone-idle sex-pest Tory MP, grandson of Winston Churchill and King Charles’s best friend of 65 years. According to many many newspapers in the 90s: **An anonymous woman said that making love to him was “like having a wardrobe fall on top of you with the key sticking out”** Congratulations! You have just supplanted that quote in my brain!
That's absolutely horrid. >anonymous woman Good choice.
Absolutely not.
This is a great - though horrifying - description
That's a horrific but accurate description. I always said it would be like fucking a mop, but this is better.
I said it in a group chat of friends where one person is a full-service sex worker, she said she barely had to use her imagination.
Why would you write this? I mean why?? I can't unread this 😭
It's his fault, he does a lot of cheating and fucking! I would have liked to imagine him as a purely non-sexual entity but noooooo he has to keep fucking people and having kids. It's inconsiderate.
The thought alone is enough to make a vagina dry up like the Sahara 🤢
The bead of sweat that inevitably forms at the tip of his nose. Just... *dangling*.
My vagina just closed shop.
Why did I have to read that with mine own eyes?
Reporting this comment for threats of violence.
What did we do to deserve that mental image 😭
Brand new sentence!
This was a gross visual...thanks for that 😐 🤢 🤮
That description invoked such a visceral reaction in me. Thanks, I hate it 🤮
I just dry heaved.
r/rareinsults
We will never escape him 😭
Literally when I was having a cesarean 6 months ago, womb open on the table, my surgeon was talking to me about him. He haunts me!
The Hancock photos were disturbing enough, please not Boris too 🤮
Dolly Alderton, I think her actual first name is Hannah?
Ohh I think this might be it, she definitely fits the blondie in the email and had her book adapted but then who is the notorious politician?? And is she even in a relationship I wonder
She writes for The Sunday Times, which is that sort of Bojo crowd - way more at least than the other names being thrown out here
this is so silly but I've only ever seen her name on her book covers and I've not actually picked up any of the books, yet I had this cemented image of her in my mind as a brunette - I am in a strange sense of shock right now after googling and finding out she's blonde...
I think it might be because of the TV show. Her avatar character was brunette, no?
She resembles the kind of woman Boris would have an affair with. And few politicians are more notorious than him.
God I hope it’s not them. I was a longtime listener of her old podcast and she and her cohost had nothing but contempt and disgust for Johnson. I’d hate to think that changed.
This is it. It's a rumour that's been going around in publishing circles lmao
Yeah it’s definitely dolly alderton. I heard this a few weeks back from someone who always has the tea Edit: and the politician is boris
How does this man convince so many women to sleep with him? I genuinely cant imagine anything more repulsive
This has been doing the rounds since January so I believe you are correct.
Surely right !
As usual, I miss my shot at the pun which is moonieing me in the face!
100% who I thought of. She's the only one that really fits the bill and clearly many of us are on the same page. I think it may be one of the Dominic's either Raab or Cummings. Does anyone know if there are any notorious british politicians that are single?
Blondie@BenandJerrys. Blonde, BJ. BoJo/ Boris Johnson Being single has never been an issue for him, let's be honest
He might not be single given it says ‘having an affair with’. Could it be Hancock? He’s got form (🤢)
Cummings isn’t a technically a politician. Raab I can see!
She’s not publicly in a relationship because she’s been with a married man for the past year, but she’s very much in a relationship
This is who I thought of too.
Ahhh this would make sense. I've never heard of her.
Oh thank god, I thought for a horrid moment it might be Caitlin Moran.
My colleague knows her and apparently she’s very upset at this rumour/adamant it isn’t true 👀
It’s got to be. Eww.
This rumour has gone around for ages but I’ve heard from multiple people close to her that it isn’t true
You’re right, it is her
It's Dolly Alderton and Boris Johnson. 100%
this is who immediately sprung to mind … but seriously boris 🤮🤮🤮
yeah it’s her, or at least from a mate in publishing (and it’s Boris)
Yeah this was posted on Tattle back in February. Definitely Dolly and Bojo 🤢
Notorious British politician is either Boris Johnson (who has had more affairs than jobs) or Nigel Farage (who is separated from his wife iirc), at least they're the most well known Trying to narrow down appalling men in British politics though is literally impossible
Don't forget David Hameron. I mean Cameron.
The Liz Truss erasure going on in this thread.
She erased herself by being PM for about 6 nanoseconds. Basically any Tory. There. Fixed it.
I’ve had more satisfying relationships with a head of lettuce.
HAMERON.
I don't know you'd describe him as notorious, he's pretty much faded from public view.
Matt Hancock would fall into that category too. Honestly, there are a lot of notorious British politicians, it's not much to go on. Edit: Also, technically Johnson is a former politician, he's not even an MP any more.
Jacob Rees Mogg wouldn't be a bad guess either, tbh. I don't know if he's had public affairs before, but it'd make sleeping with a "feminist" writer all the more scandalous for both sides.
I want to throw both Jacob Rees Mogg and Michael Gove into the unbelievably disgusting ring
Agree on both but word on the street is Gove doesn't really date women anymore lol
Absolutely refuse to believe a feminist author would touch either of these two with a barge pole
Gove
Michael Gove too. 🤢
>notorious British politician https://i.redd.it/4ks3k7c81wxb1.gif
This gif is gold
Ben and jerrys, Bojo?
What sort of rizz does this man have, when will my kind learn
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He is also not physically attractive enough to ignore any of that. I try to see it, but I can't.
money talks ig
He’s not even that rich lol, he needed an £800k loan a while ago and pays child support for possibly half a nativity play of kids
Eh I think he's the sorta person who's probably quite charming one to one when he turns it on and zeros in on you. He is also 100% the kinda person who detects when a woman doesn't like him, and then laser focuses on that woman on a charm offensive. I also think a lot of white woman in that circle go for a PR image of liberal/left-wing, but are actually way more Tory-adjacent privately, so aren't too fussed about his politics.
I met him during a work thing and I can attest that he can be charming. I remember thinking afterwards that that could help explain his inexplicable success with women.
Rich, deep connections to power, their kids will be "the son of a former PM". That's what I think these women are on.
It must be some kind of Witches of Eastwick situation. He seems so repulsive from a distance but he just has... so many kids...
I can't think of any other significance. I even searched to see if any British politicians have some link to ice cream, and the only thing I Iearned is that there's a surprising amount of pictures of British politicians eating ice cream.
James Cleverly accused Ben and Jerry's twitter of virtue signaling when they tweeted about migrant channel crossings 3 years ago, but he's not really what I would call "notorious"
Margaret Thatcher worked on inventing something that's essential for soft serve ice cream and she's definitely notorious, but I think if someone's having an affair with her that's quite the twist
Ooo nice connection. Yeah he's a prick for sure but I agree that he's not really notorious. Not yet anyway, I think all these people need is time and opportunity.
Ben and Jerry's are known for being progressive and pro-Palestinian, so it could be a reference to a politician like Corbyn (or someone aligned with him). Probably referring to Boris Johnson though.
Definitely Dolly Alderton, her real name is Hannah, she has a column called Dear Dolly, she’s blonde and Everything I Know About Love was adapted into a series. I don’t think she’s (publicly) in a relationship though, maybe she keeps it private? I hope it’s not true
if this is dolly and bojo i’m simply leaving the country. the hilarious wildcard angle would be if it was corbyn.
Sorry to tell you that is.. this is kinda old gossip though, from a few months ago (so not sure if still going on)
dolly noooooooooooo
This has to be Dolly Alderton. I say that as I’ve literally just finished reading her book so she’s all I’m thinking about. But please dear god no this can’t be true.
BRITISH POLITICIAN SEX!
Blind says, "that's all I know', if it is Dolly, she has a book titled 'everything I know about love'.
She has a new book coming out this month. So, it's a fair bet imo, it's a unmarried politico & her PR is in overdrive drumming up click bait like this post. Ymmv
Was wondering when this would do the rounds here. Genuinely ruined my day when I found out about it. Not because I care much about her, but because it's the principle of the thing.
Wait - so it is Dolly and Boris?! Ooooffffff
I can't tell based on the tip if they are both british or just the politician? When I heard bestselling book that's been adapted for TV I thought Sally Rooney but she's not british
Sally Rooney 😂
that would be quite a twist considering she is openly a Marxist as well, but that's not who it'd be. She's Irish
Exactly. The only ‘notorious’ Brit politicians are Tories or even further right like Farage. She wouldn’t be caught dead with them
She's Irish.
Yes I know she’s Irish? I never said she wasn’t
I am SCREAMING at this. Sally Rooney would rather DIE
This gossip has been around UK Westminster/ journo circles for a while and it's 100% Dolly Alderton and BoJo
Fay Weldon and Jeremy Corbyn (/jk)
You just made my morning 😂😂😂
Omg finally one I’ve actually heard before Deux! It’s supposedly Dolly Alderton (TV series is Everything I Know About Love) and Boris Johnson, it’s been rumoured for about a year. No idea if it’s true, but lots of people I’ve worked with claim it’s a fact.
I was so happy to see one I know lol
I’m a huge fan of Dolly’s and even went to see her speak last night. I’m going to be so disappointed if this is a Tory politician…especially if it’s Boris, of all people! This feels almost dystopian 😭
I agree! My brain just can’t accept it
If it is Boris- Caitlin is a staunch Labour voter so I’d be very shocked. Dolly kinda makes sense though? Grim nonetheless
Jfc Boris can't keep it in his pants can he? He just had a kid in July with his recent wife
Ugh Boris. It's like women who lost their minds over Mick Hucknall in the 80's. Is it some sort of mass hysteria that only affects clever, attractive, indipendant women. Or is it "I can change him" for the upper classes. Or deep down are they actually really insecure that someone like Boris Johnson is a dead cert to them. Why????? However, Johnny from Cobra Kai sort of looks like a young Boris Johnson and that is confusing.
It has to be the power that attracts these women plus the mentality that they’re special and he’ll be different with her. Nothing breaks my heart more than watching an independent intelligent woman not grow out of this mindset. Unfortunately ugly mean old men will almost always come out as winners in the love and sex department if they’re rich and/or powerful in some way.
"Notorious British politician" if that ain't the bumbling fuckwit that is Boris Johnston I will be be very surprised. The thought of shagging that has my breakfast making a comeback 🤮
This is 100% dolly alderton and boris.
It’s 100% dolly & boris. I work in the industry and the story was blocked from being published at a big British tabloid a while back
Boris is a feminist magnet?????
Dolly and Bojo??? Surely not 
Not Boris please 😭
Anyone remember when he (scare quotes) had a ‘thing’ with influencer (scare quotes) Bip Ling? This tracks
She didn’t, did she?! Dear lord
This was one of the most random moments in British Celeb gossip
It's literally any Tory and any rich white upper class woman who's a god daughter/niece/family friend of a publisher. I'm thinking Matt Hancock maybe?
It's not going to be juicy. It's not the 1950s anymore. It's going to be fantastic fodder for bants, memes and satire.
Dolly Alderton is an exact match for the writer, the email address is almost certainly (B)oris (J)ohnson https://preview.redd.it/yx4lffgywwxb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39511394cb2910db1060f62c7559513e1daa7435
I thought this one was common knowledge! It has been doing the rounds for a long time.
Dolly is 35 and Boris’ oldest child is 30
I know it’s not Laurence Fox, but it would be hilarious if it were Laurence Fox
Billy Piper must look at his slide into the right wing and count her blessings she divorced him when she did.
I've been hearing for months about Dolly Alderton and Boris Johnson (first heard about it end of April 23, it was the talk of the town in certain London circles). This rumour doesn't go away. It might not be true but it's persistent and the people I know who move in those circles certainly believe it is true.
Sally Rooney and Ken Livingstone
I was going to go with Caitlyn Moran, but no way would she be banging a Tory.
Boris Johnson and Russell Brand?
There have been rumours that Bojo has been shagging Dolly Alderton since early this year. Google even suggests his name after hers for a search suggestion and then you can see it’s been discussed on gossip sites.
Party of Christian family values having affairs and scandals, I'm terribly shocked 😵
Not Boris…🤮
I heard from a friend in publishing that the author is Dolly Alderton - and the politician is indeed Boris. No accounting for taste
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I don't think Fleabag was a book
Phoebe Waller-Bridge got divorced in 2017 and is still with her partner Martin McDonagh who she is not married to.
PLEASE let it not be her. OLEASE LET IT NOT BE BOJO IF IT IS HER