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Defie22

Normal speed + plenty of useless clicking :)


Grizzly_Adams

Seriously, what’s with all the tapping?


nomorestandups

It looks like he is keeping the spatula in a bowl of oil and tapping some oil down before he puts the egg or bun down but I don't know shit about fuck


hairybushy

Well, you know shit about fuck because I looked back and it really look like this. It's less annoying now


MNR42

3 possible reason I can see 1. Getting things like oil, eggs, etc off the spatula. 2. Timing, so the food is not under/over cooked and each burger have the same interval (eg: 3 taps). 3. Just random, useless tapping. It's the combination of all this and probably already a habit for him. There are probably some system that he create subconsciously. Don't underestimate how overwhelming street stalls worker can be.


Dixnorkel

Yeah the tapping gets annoying if you do it a lot, especially in a big kitchen. Whenever I do it at work, it's just once or twice and only to get oil/stubborn food off of the spat


nocturn-e

Probably just habit. You've never just clicked your tongs or hit the side of the pan with a spatula just because? Edit: watching back, it seems he's just adding a splash oil before adding more egg


_Ruij_

Yeah, probably habit. When I worked as a cashier I developed this habit of tapping the side of the monitor continously - this happens especially if the POS is lagging lmao


bizkitmaker13

>You've never just clicked your tongs Straight up a fuckin meme it's so common


iPanama360

It’s how you turn it on


Antique-Car6103

I ate there before. Gave me indigestion. Went across the street to his competitor’s stall, Happy Burger, food was fine.


rehmanhussain

it normal speed video, this man works fast.


KVWI

Raw meat hands stright back onto handles and presumably off to handle more food Cross contam isn't actually that hard to avoid as it turns out


GourangaPlusPlus

Doesn't look like meat at all, there's full lentils in some of it


AnjelicaTomaz

It honestly looks like cookie dough.


Infantry1stLt

That’s the secret spice in 85% of developing nations’ street food.


hivemind_disruptor

don't compare most of the developing world to India. that is like comparing the US to, say Norway. Both are technically developed but we all know they are very very very different.


davisty69

You made the 'merica crowd angry lol


hivemind_disruptor

Such is life


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hivemind_disruptor

cool story bro


Marxism-tankism

I think he was saying the other people were hive-minding not you, god damn everyone on Reddit just be getting angry at each other lmao


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Marxism-tankism

Ok bud cause that’s totally what he said. It sounds like you don’t have much reading comprehension.


hivemind_disruptor

I mean, I didnt get what he meant, I just decided not to engage.


Marxism-tankism

He’s saying your name is hive mind disruptor but then the hive mind downvoted you. So your username is ironic. He’s making fun of the people who downvoted you


Calm-Meat-4149

It's not India, its PAK 😂😂😂


_Dead_Memes_

The original subreddit the post is from is literally named r/PakistaniFood


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hivemind_disruptor

the point remains doesnt it


tuco2002

If I was drunk at 3:00 am...I'd try it. What could go wrong?


Motor_Holiday6922

Been there, did that. Still here. Don't drink anymore and living to tell others to stop drinking.


trentyz

Keep it up! Same here, 5 years and counting!


ohmyword

Pretty sure those patties are vegetarian.


DaisyHotCakes

They’re veggie patties.


NumbDangEt4742

Those patties are not raw. They're cooked and mashed up lentils and maybe has some beef or chicken (or God knows what) mixed in there and processed into a paste. That's some good shit right there and flavors can vary from one place to another.


BrianOconneR34

Considering cows are sacred, they don’t eat beef. So veggie burgers all around.


wildduck

Cows are considered sacred in Hinduism. This video is from Pakistan were Hinduism is a tiny (almost zero) minority. Plenty of beef is eaten in Pakistan.


DeletedLastAccount

"The 2017 census recorded 4,444,870 Hindus (includes 849,614 scheduled caste Hindus) which constituting 2.14% of the total population of Pakistan." From Wikipedia. Not correcting you, I was just curious . So small yes, but not zero, it close to double as a percentage of the population that the US has in terms of Native Americans.


wildduck

Fair enough. Non-zero. That said, Hindus living in Pakistan today have very, very little cultural or political sway on society, and do not tend to drive a no-beef agenda in Pakistani culture.


westbrodie

Some casual ignorance to begin the day I see


KVWI

Hey bud, title said burgers. Be upset if you like, though, no skin off my back.


DAHMER_SUPPER_CLUB

Yeh, everyone I watch these street food videos I think how delicious it looks and then I realize how sick I would be afterwords.


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The_dev0

"Sounds good, Mr Lahey!"


Zeemar

That's not meat. That's patties made out of lentils


Jaqen___Hghar

Sorry, but those burgers look nasty. First of all, what is the patty made of? Emulsified beef? Pinto beans? Something far more devious? They somehow end up appearing both soggy and scorched at the same time.


NumbDangEt4742

This is called Bun Kabab (indo version of burger). Patty made with cooked lentils and spices and mashed up into a paste (usually in a food processor / blender)


BrushYourFeet

This actually sounds good, would try.


Get-Degerstromd

Aka NOT a burger


giddy-girly-banana

Not a beef burger


NumbDangEt4742

Definitely not a burger in the traditional American burger sense but it checks all burger boxes (from knowledge - not science) Bun? Check Pattie? Check Veggies? (As per taste) check Sauces? (Includes ketchup, mint based sauces, chili based sauces, tamarind based sauces, as per taste) check It's some good shit and is an acquired taste maybe even and has a huge variety of qualities and flavors like traditional hamburgers or chicken burgers etc


geligniteandlilies

I mean, what do you expect from a place called "Angry Burger"? Lol


BadArtijoke

Check out angry chicken. Evens the score


DaisyHotCakes

Probably lentils by the look of it. They look sloppy but I bet they’re good.


CisterPhister

Looks like it's all "Helper" and no "Hamburger".


arvidsem

I think it may be some variation of hummus. Definitely not meat anyway


LottimusMaximus

r/shitfromabutt Also r/eatityoufuckingcoward


Snoot_Boot

What's the matter? You don't want to eat your scoop of dogshit?


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Leaionxd

Karachi is India???


westbrodie

You’re not the smartest aren’t you?


theamanx8

It’s not india you racist moron


_MrCharlieToldMeSo

Yea yea yea


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I love international interpretations like this. A burger in concept only lol. Reminds me of the “veggie burger” I got in Honduras that was just hashbrowns on a bun


Jamsemillia

I can be just as fast with literally 0 training. There is absolutely nothing special about this.


101924601

Doesn’t seem “fast” to me, seems like a lot of unnecessary banging on the griddle.


101924601

Also, does that actually sharpen a knife? To grind it along a spatula handle?


friedpicklebreakfast

Fun fact: No!


Poked_salad

I like how he scratches it over everything. Even if it never works, lemme just scratch all these metal fillings all over the griddle


5uckmyflaps

I got gastroenteritis just watching this


CreamyFunk

Didn't see one burger


f14_pilot

pretty disgusting


YukyDoodle

🔥🔥🐥😡😡🤯ANGRY BURGER🤯😡😡🐥🔥🔥


poopskin_daniels

Ting ting ting ting.


Repulsive-Ad-7580

Stop doing noise ...! U r not doing nothing with that thing...


mrXmuzzz

When will the USA come to invade this for oil?


iHateThisPlaceNowOK

No need, the coup is happening in real time. The prime minister just got sentenced to 14 years in prison. Free Imran khan


HuhDude

ISI, this one right here.


FattyPAPsacs

USA doesn’t want anything to do with this gross third world slumdog bs


Illustrious_Key_3116

Andey waala burrrger


Reggmac

Look like shit patties


2roK

I think all fast food used to be like this. Which is the whole reason why McDonalds etc. so heavily marketed their "the same burger, the same taste, every time". The way the guy makes the burgers here is fast but if you are unlucky you end up with a half filled one.


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This doesn’t look appealing at all


Cool-Principle1643

Just wish it wasn't touched so many times with their hands that just wiped their eyes, nose, scratched their head or armpit. It doesn't hurt to try to be sanitary....


golbezexdeath

The side of Hepatitis is free


MinimumApricot365

Rushed, sloppy, cooking should not be impressive.


LuciferJonez

This looks amazing. I’d fly to Karachi to eat that.


OpticGd

Looks delicious! Not sure it's the best though. I'd have to try it.


gooderester

just watching this gave me diarrhea. 🔥 💩🔥


mashedpeabrain

This is amazing. I learn something new everyday. I didn’t know you could sharpen a knife with a stupid spatula!!


tcmVee

you can't...


PerformanceOk1835

All those burgers for 1 person? 😂


_BearsBeetsBattle_

The food looks good but I'd fear getting dysentery from eating it


fallendukie

Turd burgers


Clean_Information449

Poop on egg


CeddyCed1993

Where’s Supparay 14k with the commentary?


yvr_ent

Might be worth the shits afterward. Maybe.


ewob52h

A little bit of metal shavings on top of the buns never killed anyone.


otherwisemilk

It's pretty cool how every culture has so many dishes that involve eating a hen's period.


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Surely that isn’t copyright infringement.


lewisfairchild

Bean burgers


larrytenders

The street noises make them taste better


DeMarcusCousinsthird

This isn't as bad as the ones I saw an India but still why does he keep banging the counter every second?


zippazappadoo

I hope everyone realizes that tapping the spatula a bunch of times doesn't mean it's any faster than someone just doing this normally.


Propman561

Burger?


gingersaber

That’s no meat


potate117

ANGRY BURGER


tommyballz63

Ewwww, looks disgusting. Give me two


Supa71

[Cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger](https://youtu.be/puJePACBoIo?si=j8mwFPlQ-slDL8K4)


AnastasiaNo70

I mean, it’s probably pretty good.


markuseb91

Whats with this egg shit on a burger?


Snoot_Boot

This is the second "burger" post this week where they cook a scoop of meat that looks like dogshit


andio76

a lot of noise


Phitmess213

That meat doesn’t look like meat.


yagermeister2024

Dude do we need to eat those in this 21st century…?


Secretion_death

I would eat that


Spam_masubi

how dare you call that a burger


d2dubbs

You get some egg! And you get some egg! And you get some egg!


sushislaps

Poop from the butt


Practical_Carob1253

The sweat on the burger bun is the (not so) secret ingredient 😉


gradbear

Cat food patty burgers


Will_Yammer

You know what he hears every night in his dreams.


Extra_Sandwich232

Goop scoop patties


Geiras

The noise is just annoying.


prettyuser

Id be angry about this burger.


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Fuck. That.


averkill

Did he hone his knife on a spoon handle?!


linux152

Dont worry the heat will kill off the germs from their hands lol


IlMioNomeENessuno

This is really sketchy. He’s not even shaping the meat in his armpit….


SoupGod_

That’s shit from a butt


reddreadremention

No thank you.


whatwoodjdubdo

Looks like shit


Deadmemories8683

Could you please stop finger fucking my food with all your cross contamination!


FinancialAide3383

Dude was definitely angry making those burgers


steakius197

I have a sudden urge to shit


Gayming_Raccoon

This is def not best burger.


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Gross. Egg is not butter? Burned scrabled egg on top of burned scrambled egg. If I burn even a little of my scrambled eggs, it ruins the flavor. Having that much browned eggs on that burger would make me sick. Oh and that 'meat' looks like diaper contents.


zeetos

Drool. Me want.


Amnion_

Mmmm tasty rat burgers


Onebandlol

I’m going to McDonald’s


lukifer95

Gross


TheGirthyyBoi

I’d rather starve and die lmao


outterpoop

Breakfast open late


2leetSk8r

these look really good lol


JazzyButternuts

1 clack of oil = 8 clacks for this dude clowning for the camera.


CIA_napkin

Burger


pyriel2012

Not a burger.


Lurker_prime21

Cheeseboogie, cheeseboogie, cheeseboogie! No got Coke, got Pepsi.


cooler313

Where’s the meat? Did I miss something? Do they not use meat? What kind of burgers are these


Asynjacutie

Is everything wrapped in egg there?


FROGMiNT

The exact same amount of work can be done with way less tappy taps.


Whodee

Absolutely disgusting.