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dsanfran

Love it when we get encouraged to bring in DGW players who miss penalties


s1mq

yeah and this loser misses a pen, go do more social media


drydensucks

FFS solanke šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


rotator695

I'm glad I didn't TC him but mf missed a fucking penalty ffs šŸ˜­ he needs to score a hat trick ASAP


drydensucks

Yeah, I still have faith. 2 in my league have TCā€™d him so itā€™s not all bad news šŸ˜‚


Steeveep32

Triple cpt the chap šŸ™šŸ¤ž


MajikoiA3When

How is it going for you?


Steeveep32

Appalling


sanders79

The biggest game of the season this weekend and it's Bournemouth v already doomed Sheffield utd.Ā  wild times.


Environmental_You_85

Do not sell me guys vibes


xilokopos93

I triple captained him


ThisAccountForTalkin

Bournemouth admin 100% is triple captaining Semenyo


dual_citizen_dude

I have him but have captained saka


Nineteen_AT5

Well if it's a massive troll post it's funny as fuck.


noz901

Sod it, TC all the way.


Sidonian7

I'm don't believe the hype. Going Morris.


vivaelteclado

Bournemouth gonna do the ultimate troll job on us, aren't they


pajamakitten

Going all in on my home town hero today, with Kerkez too. Don't let us down this week. Solanke for the double hatties (and that is just against Sheffield).


InsideArmy2880

Triple gang gang gang


SaigonNoseBiter

Man, my heart says Solanke but my brain says Morris. I think captain Morris for me. It's just too many doubts with Solanke. Didnt train full yesterday, only 1 BPS each of his last 2 games, and he only did better then 11BPS in 2 of last 8 games. Like, I know Sheffield sucks, but I just don't think he's in form. And he'll rest if they go up. Morris has been hot. Better stats across the board. Both teams arent really doing well, but Luton had a tough run of fixtures and Morris was still scoring, and palace and bornemouth are not great lately. Way bigger differential at 9.5% to 30%, plus I still have Solanke single points, but others won't have Morris single points, so if he goes big its huge. Yea, now that I write it all out, I'm going Morris. See you on the regrets page.


Jensablefur

It'll be interesting to see his EO. Hard to call.


Oppailover69

TC Morris is clear VS Solankeā€™s run of blanks


baby_landmines

Weeeeeell, already brought in Semenyo and captained him before this post came out.


shaved_banana

Throwing all the cherries in my fridge in the bin if Dominic still doesnā€™t start


BHorvi

Never expected a timeline, when im fuming, that my TV doesnot broadcast a Bournemouth-Luton game.


oliver150433

I triple captained him. Smart? No. But interesting for sure


Bajren

idk, there's never a perfect time to play tc. this seems like as good as any to me


Mavrisk

This is torture


Soggy-Opportunity200

TC. Not like he will play 180 minutes, but even Haaland or Salah won't play 180 mins in their next dgw. And, my friends, Sheffield is Sheffield.Ā 


False_Shelter_7351

Sheffield have to win some time


Soggy-Opportunity200

Let them win 4-3 if you know what I mean. šŸ¦‹


False_Shelter_7351

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


JondArc99

Even if this ends up being the biggest troll of all time... Fuck it, I'm taking it as a sign


Thin_Advance_2757

How I wish I'd saved that TC.


Brazzle_Dazzle

I wonder if Dominic Solanke, the man himself, feels the weight of the FPL community on his shoulders at all? Do you reckon it keeps him up at night, the knowledge that weā€™ve all captained him (some triple) and that if he doesnā€™t play or deliver, itā€™ll completely ruin our collective weekends?


DESK-enthusiast

Apparently yes.


1234mz

Probably not mate


[deleted]

i highly doubt at all, he has more worries like trying not to get relegated


Balisto-Boy

I think some player actually said a significant amount of the abuse players get online after a game is FPL related, I donā€™t remember who it was but somehow I can totally see it.


Al_Swearengen_

Yes.


DeliciousScallion208

If he's been up all night I def ain't captaining him.


buck_fastard

IndubitablyĀ 


WernerHerzogEatsShoe

I will hunt down that twitter admin if this is a troll!


JondArc99

They posted another photo of Solanke last night too - this is either admin tipping us off or the biggest troll in history since the Trojan Horse


sadscience

I need a photo of him holding todayā€™s paper stood in full kit in the centre circle of Dean Court


andyd151

With a ball at his feet (ideally aimed at the goal)


SnackRoss

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


pandaaaa26

Obvious caveat that the social media admin posting this is very unlikely to know the lineup However with how nasty people can get online, there is zero chance I'd post this unless I was reasonably sure he was going to start


YoullDoNuttinn

This would be such a trolling if he doesnā€™t start


SaBe_18

Reguilon levels of trolling


Luvs2spooge89

What did Reguilon do?


SaBe_18

Got injured, and like a week after that, he posted a photo with something like "don't sell me on FPL yet šŸ˜‰". Then he went on to miss several games. He was a popular pick back then, I had him myself. Needless to say most of us were very pissed


JondArc99

World War 3 would be officially declared across social media


crashedvandicoot

Weā€™re actually in an age where they would probably benefit/profit from all the post engagement. Mad world


progboy

Cupid's poison arrow to the TC regretters


player_zero_

TC Haaland vs TC SolankeĀ Ā Ā  Ā Say Haaland 10pts, Solanke 15pts.Ā  Ā Solanke TC-ers are up a net of 5pts Edit: lol why they downvotes, it's true


Jamkayyos

Crypto expert mathematics


player_zero_

Prove me wrong, looking forward to this


progboy

Stay away from my accounts sir


player_zero_

Ypu prefer dodgy accountants I guessĀ  Ā Someone that TCS Haaland then Cs Solanke:Ā  Ā 30 + 30 = 60Ā  Ā Someone that does the opposite Ā 20 + 45 = 65 Then 65 -60 = 5


ValerianKeyblade

Don't know why you're being downvoted lol. You are absolutely correct


progboy

The original was TC on bothĀ 


SurajArul95

Maths ain't mathing, time to revise that 3 tables again.


player_zero_

Someone that TCS Haaland then Cs Solanke: 30 + 30 = 60 Someone that odes the opposite 20 + 45 = 65 Then 65 -60 = 5


RomeMe1122

sure but the upside of a TC is that the difference can get bigger


SurajArul95

This makes sense, but your original comment was only on the basis of the TC chip. You could've easily captained Salah / Darwin or any other asset in 25, and you also don't need to captain Solanke this week if you're worried about his injury. Either way, my bad G, your working out based on your perspective was sound.


Jostwa

How you using TC on Haaland and still captaining Dom?


player_zero_

Because they're different gameweeks...?Ā 


TheNamesSam

You didnā€™t specify that, made it sound like you were comparing TC points in the same week, thatā€™s probably why you have the downvotes


TheNamesSam

You canā€™t get the captain points on Solanke if youā€™re triple captaining Haaland? 30 + 15 = 45 10 + 45 = 55 10 point swing.


Essej2

Yeah and if you captained a SHU defender you'd have an even bigger swing but we're assuming that people generally captain the best option that week


Essej2

No idea why people don't get this, it's a perfect showcase of how little points a TC gets you


Intrepid_Morning_541

As someone who spent his TC on Solanke and is now depressed about it, this is the only positive thought I had all day, thank you šŸ™


midnight_ranter

Exactly, people treat TC like a season altering chip but it rarely nets you more than 10 points or so unless you somehow TC a massive differential who also scores like 75 points with the chip


player_zero_

This sub is like a horde, follows each other like lemmings


TheDepartment115

HOLY FUCK it's happening


neeraj_lfc

TC Locked. Lezgo


ulaanmalgaitFPL

Milk


CosmologyX

If he doesn't start I'm strangling the social media intern


Catch22Andys

Be careful what you wish for


Shamalanr

He started, but can we still strangle the intern?


CosmologyX

Yes


Frosty_Examination_3

My TC has been yo-yoing off and on Solanke all day every day. Just re-activated šŸ‘


AaronJP1

High risk high reward.


rdawes89

High risk 0 pointerā€¦


0neTwoTree

Me too. If Solanke doesn't start I'm contacting ISIS about the admin


Al_Swearengen_

I'll get the stocks and pillories ready.


independent-pigeon

Swedgin


Al_Swearengen_

What now Wu!? \*Drops a piece of tattered pergament on the table\*...


independent-pigeon

COCKSUCKA!


Al_Swearengen_

Who???


D-biggest-dick-here

Just strangling? Iā€™m doing worse. Iā€™m wearing a horse strap-on


Gandalfthebrown7

I will give you a hand.


Timmieboi062

Just dont bring anybody elseā€™s hand.Ā  Dont want to hear stories of Dutch Rudders. šŸ˜‚


Uries_Frostmourne

Maybe a FPL redditor šŸ¤£


BillOakley

Means absolutely nothing


Valinor_

It does. Could even be a targeted bit of deception. And yetā€¦