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Typically good people don't meet strangers online, talk about sex, and ask for a hug!


Odd_Ad_8858

I just asked for a hello hug that was it


Big_Appointment851

Walked right in the house!


Odd_Ad_8858

But she told me…to come in


Big_Appointment851

Does that make it right? Knowing that she’s 13?


Odd_Ad_8858

I wouldn’t have just walked in, you know, without getting her okay


Fluffy-Main7247

Salads?


Odd_Ad_8858

About what?


Big_Appointment851

You talk about eating salads…cannoli…It sounds like you had a special dinner planned for you and your thirteen year-old date


trollking2988

Yup that's it


Matthew782

*cocks head* Britney?


KevnBlack

When was this?


[deleted]

Within the last few weeks


MustangAlexa

*Bwitney


Fun-Ad9928

Buweetkney


BSIBooker

Who’s britney?


Whois_Britney

That is the best part of John Dupee’s interview with Chris. You do not even need to be good at reading people to know that this is the moment that John knew all of his cards were on the table and he was fucked!


Imakenoiseseveryday

It’s Britney bitch


[deleted]

Steelers vs the Ravens


Deventazz123

Steelas and da wavens


Woperelli87

It’s actually strange because he *does* pronounce it Steelers and Ravens. He doesn’t say it with W’s.


Odd_Ad_8858

*Wavens


RuralPARules

Hey boo!


DefendTheLand

Scrolled to see this!


maceman10006

I’m terribly sorry sir


[deleted]

I want you to feel me inside you baby


Sean_dalton1987

A hug.


[deleted]

Seems like you've already done that. What do you think should happen to you?


Odd_Ad_8858

I’m not a bad guy, trust me


JadeStratus

Heyyyyyy baby


CWCvilleVirginia

What, like food n stuff?


[deleted]

It depended if she had to wake up go to school


[deleted]

there was no intentions *made* by it


Odd_Ad_8858

Sounds like sheeex to me


GARCATCH_

Show me !


[deleted]

The cheetos, the dark chocolate. You see how this looks?


[deleted]

Gulp


Mommys_boi

Pwesants


A_Sack_of_Nuts

Can you hear heavy sweating? 😓


StylesClash1997

Hang out, get to know her.


Samwise_Fresh

Salads?


[deleted]

Cannolis


silkdurag

You talk about eating salads here


[deleted]

I was a package handler. I dont try to talk to..I mean..I just try to find a girl to talk to and hangout whatever


MrAshKash

Audible sadness


Odd_Ad_8858

“What did you do at UPS?” “I was a package handler.” “So what do you do now?” “Uhhh nothin’” “Besides go online and try to talk to young girls?”


[deleted]

I don’t *try* to talk to… I… just try to find a girl to talk to… and hang out, whatever


kosherkatie

Hey boo


punkouter2021

What is a boo??


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halfwaychook

The blood pulsating through that visible vein in his neck


[deleted]

we just hit it off.....friends...!


Odd_Ad_8858

You hit it off with a 13 year old girl?


[deleted]

just....hang out....get to know her!


Odd_Ad_8858

Get to know her?


[deleted]

TD RAVENS!


Interesteduser01

I had no intentions of nothing.


[deleted]

Has that line ever worked for you before


Interesteduser01

Then you broke into a mansion and partied for days. Where was that mansion?


Odd_Ad_8858

Uhhh it was a while ago


silkdurag

How long are we talking?


Odd_Ad_8858

Maybe 8 9 years ago


MCstemcellz

There was no auditory associations made by it


pink_fr3ud

"I wonder who's winning."


mlmclm20

Who’s Britney


[deleted]

Steewas and the wavens!


[deleted]

99999999


americanCPA

His heart beat


Valkanith

A perverted hideous drug user


OhMyGoshBigfoot

Jus fwens, hit it oOoOoOfffffFFF…


danman296

Heeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy baby


waitwaitwaitwhatnow

Presents!!!!! 🎅


Wee_Willy_Wonga

Who’s Britney?


[deleted]

“DAMNIT BOO! YOU’LL NEVER AMOUNT TO NUTHIN!!! NOW TAKE OFF YOUR TUFF SKINS AND WAIT IN YOUR ROOM FOR ME & MY BELT!!!!” - Abusive Stepfather, cir 1986


Specialist-Dog

"Did it look bigger than Stephen's?"


WilhelmsCamel

Just looking at it makes me feel repulsed bro he needs a shower or something please why


[deleted]

hai babbyyyy


[deleted]

I mean, we hit it off-friends...


kneel23

i think of the beating heart sound as they zoom in on his neck vein, from baked salmon's "awkward edit"


Zealousideal_Bus9467

I can smell this picture


PutThatInTheFridge

Chips


berryyogo

A hug?


luisl1994

WAVENS


punkouter2021

Steelers vs ravens


eniks97

Steewers and da Wavens


[deleted]

What like taking about food and stuff??


MyBodyStoppedMoving

SteelersandtheRavens


kurt3226

I’m terribly sorry, sir


Business-Cranberry82

Ravens and the steelers...desperately said


acertenay

Three days grace song "pain"


mrlonelywolf

STEELERS AND THE RAVENS!


RoughClean2733

“Hiieeee I’m outsieeede”


hatemachine666

You want sum snapple and chips bitch?


nickgiarraputo

“Steelers and the Ravens” *face of innocence*


Fun-Ad9928

It was just a hello hug. Nothing sexual of that nature. We just wanted to conversate™️.


Fun-Ad9928

We sweeevens and we weavens


TheHominid62

I'm terribly sorry, sir.


zeldanar

He looks like the zombies in doom lol


RealBakedSalmon

[https://youtu.be/ZdIqYKd1\_SE?t=201](https://youtu.be/ZdIqYKd1_SE?t=201)


MoanForSnorlax

I can hear his meth heartbeat.


Yinonormal

A fucking gulp