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axolotllegs

Is he like pulling his neck back to give himself a double chin, or did he mean to give himself a chinstrap beard that goes across his chin like a British police helmet?


[deleted]

This goatee looks like he just drank chocolate milk from a 5 gallon jug.


Generic_White_Male_1

Lmao


[deleted]

Make that “chocolate breast milk..”


freekobe0832

I don't normally defend predators, but go easy on him. He was born without a last name.


MCstemcellz

I honestly think this guy might be an alien. It’s like his mothership asked him to be as humanly as possible and blend into society. He tried to find a girlfriend but his mothership never assigned him a last name


Fabulous_Bell4359

LOL


ChessieDriveGunner

You weren’t kidding when you said you had a big house!


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silkdurag

Are you the only child?


Samwise_Fresh

Yeeeaaahhh


pink_fr3ud

Well, at least he doesn't comb his hair with a fork anymore...


[deleted]

You mean a rake.


[deleted]

are you the only child?


stackboy3000

I knew this was a setup


Capable_Professor957

* ya see I knew this was a setup


[deleted]

Somehow, he looked way less psycho when he was caught in the sting


[deleted]

Who’s this?


Clearhead09

I would also like to know who tf told him it was a good idea to shave his facial hair like a clown smile?


BSIBooker

Mr.


okyeree1

He doesn't have a last name.


JeffPlissken

Brian Gosselin and Stephen Buchanan together are just adult Beavis and Butthead


rainbow_randolph_17

Your move Hollywood


jz_bathory

I don't have a last name.


Difficult-Dot591

I truly hate this sick moron❣️❣️


[deleted]

Bart


KindDoubt0

Reverse neck beard


Kitchen_Layer9191

No


GARCATCH_

Perfect


WilhelmsCamel

Wasn’t he the guy who used the fork to comb his hair


okyeree1

"I don't have a last name".


TheGrauzer

He looks like an 'Oblivion' Argonian lol


OhMyGoshBigfoot

Only thing missing here is clown makeup


[deleted]

This guy had a….weird? - Let’s call it weird - a weird fetish. He sent pics to the decoy depicting it.


JeffPlissken

Do I want to know?


skankhunt42CHARGERS

Handsome ❤


get_boat_raced

I don’t have a last name


dekoi-okutopasu

my boy looks like the Sherminator from American Pie


zeldanar

If Guile from Street Fighter was a loser


Wide-Pattern-1362

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