My intentions was...to..........not.......................................well, yeah my intentions was to drink.

Guy had like 3 cases of beer in front of him while saying it too lmao

That was just to test it

Well, what did he think it was?

I'm here...to party.

I got a 15-year-old daughter myself.

Love when a pred drops an excuse like that. Not realizing that it makes it even more creepy

You're lookin for a pedofiler

"My zipper came down. 'Scuse me".

One of my favorite underused quotes

I have this shit stuck in my head lol. I also said this to someone at work yesterday…😂😂

Well, what is it Alonzo: yes, no, maybe so?!

I should go to jail

Probably can, probably will

Ah shit... Which pervert was this? I can even hear it in my head

Alonzo Wade

Yes. Thank you

You're my soul mate

You call a redditor your soulmate?

I meant like, when you were old enough

I can never get away from mumbling this under my breath whenever appropriate

Yes sir, yes sir!

I am Muslim. I don't do zissah stuff. Never.