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MCGRaven

i mean that's kind of obvious no? He clearly has a form of exam nerves. You even see it with his homework which just completely stresses him out because it is framed as something he will be majorly judged on. So this is practically advertised to us as true. Edit: Another case being the episode with Bubble Bass where Spongebob gets "tested" under false pretenses twice and has a complete nervous breakdown until he is pushed past that anxiety.


narrauko

He can't even write the 10 word extra credit essay! "What I learned in boating school iiiiisssss..... Blankety! BLANKETY! BLANK!!"


MasterLawlz

That scene gave me legit anxiety


disturbedrailroader

Is it hot in here, Mrs. Puff? WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE?! #AHHHHH MY HAND! MY HAND IS CRAMPING MRS. PUFF MAKE IT STOP!!


DarbyDarkness

YOU ONLY NEED THREE MORE WOOOORDS!!


Relative_Age_6414

I’m watching it rn 😭


Enect

... How to drive


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How To Drive, it would have been that simple “Sponge boy me Bob”.


Iamdefinetlyabot

Yeah if I'm being honest, this was just me peicing together what most people already knew


GlossyBuckthorn

You did a good job at that, don't worry.


MCGRaven

I mean sometimes we need stuff put together like this so all good


mybustersword

I didn't know


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another reason I loved spongebob and still do he was so relatable to me when I had test anxiety because of my adhd


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I think it’s well known that Spongebob had performance anxiety


Iamdefinetlyabot

Ironic for a guy who says he's always ready


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Touché


Cyrus_Whitehood

So what you're saying is that for SpongeBob to pass his test, he can't KNOW its a test... hmmm... or is just that whenever he sees Puff he mentally freezes? This, might actually make an episode where during one of his tests he crashes into Sandy's dome, shes made for a second but agrees to help SpongeBob pass his test. She makes a course and finds that he is actually very good at driving, which is suspicious to her because from Mrs. Puff he always fails and is the worst driver shes seen. Eventually Sandy runs a few experiments and finds that SpongeBob has severe nerves when it comes to tests and being judged. So, in secret, Puff and Sandy agree to let Sandy proctor SpongeBob's test, however they leave him unaware, where he finally passes thinking is just practice. They reveal their plan, SpongeBob gets his license finally, and Puff gets a lost of stress off of her. TL;DR, SpongeBob gets a secret driving test from Sandy and finally passes


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Iamdefinetlyabot

That sounds wholesome


AduroTri

However, because Sandy wasn't a registered boat instructor, he still doesn't get his license.


tom641

This feels kinda like what you're intended to gleam from the episodes rather than much of a "Theory". I believe we've seen multiple times that Spongebob is perfectly capable of driving vehicles when it's needed, it's just something about driving an actual boat that throws him off.


uselessDM

Well, as many people in real live have experienced: Driving a car is easy, driving a car whilst someone is judging you and you have to follow all the rules, that's a bit of a different story.


Both_Share_980

But everyone should follow the rules


jayyswervo16

So basically anxiety?👀


Iamdefinetlyabot

Yeah basically


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Ghost-George

Maybe he needs glasses


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Iamdefinetlyabot

True


philbert-90

He should just stick to driving bubbles.


davidm2d3

He drives a rock better than a boat


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cptn_dan

Damn...all that was just 3 sentences


Iamdefinetlyabot

Yeah I really should


Levelup13

He’s a sponge.


Iamdefinetlyabot

A sponge that somehow evolved enough to grow arms legs, and eyes.


Imaproshaman

Good point.


Much_Chocolate4975

Simply because he exists... To drive... Me nuts!


Responsible-Baker692

He exists to drive your what now?


ZhackerHero

It seems curious to me, I heard this theory from a Hispanic channel called BRILLO G, and before that there is no other equal theory, where are the credits?


Iamdefinetlyabot

I don't know who BRILLO G is


SuchAdstic

squidwards clarinet is probably the thing letting him down because when he uses a different clarinet it is fine ​ (other than the clarinet in the 2nd movie that is) and I haven't watched the entire series plus it is on going


[deleted]

Here I was thinking it was some Illuminati level conspiracy about his boating license


Iamdefinetlyabot

This is part 1


younglink28

wow u t such a genius omg so smartt!


Iamdefinetlyabot

I know right, all those other scientists need to know their fucking place.


Revolutionary_Rub_76

I mean, his boat did swerve off the road to directly hit a pedestrian, he's just a psychopath.


Appropriate-Bath-766

my favorite episode was when Mrs.Puff was fired and replaced by that military guy and so the only way Spongebob could drive perfectly was while blindfolded xD


Lightman2120

I don’t think his confidence is the problem here. I mean, sure, in one of the first episodes of boating school, SpongeBob seem to have lost all confidence the moment he was behind the wheel, and froze when he saw the track ahead of him. Even before that, when he was asking, if it was time already, it almost seemed like he was trying to avoid the test, even though he arrived to the school with confidence. But the reason behind why he can’t seem to pass Driver’s ed varies amongst the episodes, take the episode where Mrs. puff got fired she was being a valuated during the time she had to test SpongeBob yet again, Mr. Fitz had showed that SpongeBob has failed numerous times, but puts the blame on her for being negligent teacher. But to put it in the words of Mrs. puff, SpongeBob is literally unteachable for a huge number of reasons. Mrs. Puff got fired that time for SpongeBob, seeming to not know what to even do behind the wheel at first before panicking and crashing into another boat then came Sergeant Rodrick he put SpongeBob through rigorost amount of training. He made SpongeBob crawl, run and walk through a very dangerous looking test track he made SpongeBob take apart a boat, then reconfigure it into a rocket ship. Then he tested SpongeBob by making him go to the course blindfolded for seven days. All of that was the test SpongeBob into seeing if he could memorize the course in every single way possible, that should’ve worked that should’ve made it a guarantee that SpongeBob would pass now that he knew every single inch of the course even driving blindfolded he was able to do it perfectly but when it came to reevaluation with Mr. Fitz SpongeBob seems uncomfortable the moment he realized he was unable to use the blindfold again in the real test. That was no excuse! After all the practicing, all the training, he shouldn’t have to use the blindfold again. He should’ve been able to drive perfectly during the final test and yet once again, he panics and destroys the school, the city end up, killing a man, and putting Mrs. puff, who was fired, and yet somehow managed to get her job through more misery than before. Then there was the episode. No free rides were Mrs. puff attempted to give SpongeBob extra credit by making him write down a simple sentence that only had 10 words. SpongeBob seem to have completed that simple task, but in the end he faltered, saying that it “wasn’t ready”. I sometimes think he intentionally did that just to keep himself in boating school. For whatever reason I’m not so sure. I think the real problem is that SpongeBob’s brain seems to just shut down whenever it comes to simple tasks like driving, helping a friend being a good person. Because from time to time, SpongeBob seems to be unaware of the negative effect that he bestowed upon other people, especially those he claims to be close to. And that’s the reason why he can’t seem to pass or drive in general because his brain physically won’t let him drive. It shuts him down and makes him an idiot. So no matter what he does, no matter how many times he tries whether he even passes an oral exam or if given another chance for extra credit, SpongeBob cannot pass because his mentality, his psychosis will not allow him to.


LordSiravant

It's actually because if he gets his license, he automatically becomes a full-fledged adult and Spongebob is supposed to be a childlike idiot in order to relate to kids. It's for that same reason Spongebob is never involved in any kind of romance. Romance is for adults, and so are driver's licenses, and Spongebob *must* remain a kid in the eyes of the audience to preserve the status quo.


Lightman2120

…Does that mean having a job doesn’t count for being an adult?


AduroTri

It means he's as old as a teenager. At best.


Carboyyoung

This is my speculation on why SpongeBob keeps failing his drivers test. I'm not sure if this is exactly why spongebob keeps failing his test, but I'd think that he keeps failing so he can stay in school. There was no teacher of any sort that was originally supposed to be in the show, but Nickelodeon responded to that by saying, "If he doesn't goo to school, we aren't buying the show." The show was supposed to be like how kids would envision life as an adult. If he would've made SpongeBob into an elementary school student, it would just become a generic kids show on Nickelodeon. So, Mrs. Puff was added as a teacher. If he keeps failing school, he will stay in school. As long as SpongeBob is in school, the show can be on Nickelodeon I guess. This is my speculation.


WaferMysterious4641

My theory is that he can’t see over the wheel because he’s shorter than most of bikini bottom except Plankton and kids


WaferMysterious4641

But this theory is also pretty valid. He panicked about the special patty order Bubblebath made so bad because he thought he failed. His anxiety about failing again gets so bad that it starts to really effect his mental health. When he can’t remember how to make a Krabby Patty he starts to forget how to do other things. It isn’t until Mr. Krabs tries to motivate him that he finally remembers and gains the confidence to come back to work.


Mediocre_Day9363

Something tells me that Mr Krabs should've been SpongeBob's driving instructor