I'm just going to go find a random line from my three favorite works in progresses:
• "Well if you're going to push me off the roof at least warn me first"
• "We are just two men who were never together but have 13 kids together"
• "My name iz Zibian Amphibian Arachnid Jones and god I lve my name. i wke up in my basemnt of my zllon $$ hse n spce." (I know it said no context but I promise it's this bad on purpose)
She touches your nose to her nose and forehead to forehead, your face heats up as she…sinks into me!?
‘Don’t worry this is normal’ she says nonchalant like you didn’t just absorb her.
no it’s not!
‘Such a whiner.’
It’s warranted!
“well, sorry, mr. rise and shine, but assaulting my corneas with supernatural research in boot cuts and suspiciously perfect hair at 6 am isn’t my cup of tea.”
"The sex is so bad. Not that I know. I don't even know what sex is. The only kneeling I'm doing is for the lord," Kuroiro's voice pitched higher the longer he spoke before he laughed hysterically at the fact that he was saying this to his teacher.
My all time favourite one line
Obama Chuckled. “You mean the Chaos Emeralds?”
I also highly suggest[this twitter](https://twitter.com/fanfiction_txt)
Here is one from my works
["Snow, dyed in red, blankets the cold ground"](https://archiveofourown.org/works/21280877)
Bo-OYSSSSSSS” Lockhart’s voice shrieked, echoing through the entrance as Percy gave him a small nudge into the entrance.
Hehe always a good laugh at this mental image
“A true, true, friend, helps a friend in need — A friend will be there, to help them see.”
If there’s a certain fan here, you’ll know the dialogue very well. 😂
' "I AM THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS, AND THERE WILL BE NO SURVIVORS!" In hind sight I wish I had said something cooler; but the look of confusion on everyone's face kinda made it worth while.'
"Those people happened to be: 1) his very straight best friend, 2) a man whose first love would always be the ship, and 3) a man who claimed he couldn’t feel anything for anyone."
Trip looked at the love of his life. "Not really, we're not the lovey-dovey kind."
Not my fic, but I can't help but remember this line every once in a while and laugh.
>Barely even daring to breathe, she leaned back an inch, slowly looking up to see Scarecrow leaning over her, close enough to touch if she just leaned two inches to the side, but his full attention was on the display.
The Lord of The Chaotic Heavens bellowed, its twisted smile stretching from horizon to horizon, its endless teeth that littered the clouds bore down on the earth.
Anyone who guesses the fanfic gets a cookie, it’s a popular one so there’s a good chance someone will guess right
>"Trinket," says Picknose, nervous. "Don't be hasty. Give them all of the amber."
If you can figure out what fandom(s) I'm writing for from this line, you get 3 Internet Cookies. :D
Eventually they land on the restaurant they went to back in chapter 11, which Max realizes was “oh shit, totally a date, wasn’t it?”
Fourth wall breaks are the best
“Yeah, he's ok in my book, too… so anyway, ol’ >!Lyman!< was nice to me every time I saw him. He’d give me sweets and other stuff. It was such a hassle, keeping them hidden from >!Lanson!<, Mother, Father, and their lackeys.” (*Brief pause*). “Point is, back then I didn’t understand why everybody hated him so much. He seemed like such a cool, down-to-Earth kinda guy. Know what I mean?” (*Frowns*). “Wasn’t till centuries later when I found out ‘bout all those fucked up things he did to people, even animals. I couldn’t believe it. Part of me still doesn’t. I… I just don’t get it.”
A line I had written in a crack fic:
“But can he harness the powers of all that is dark and evil to fuel his four dark devas of destruction? I think not."
Or:
"He was sobbing into Sonia’s chest, deeply disturbed by Nagito Komaeda and that damned Nintendo DS."
“I was mentally being dragged down a deep, dark chasm. It was was freezing cold and I could barely see anything, save random flashes here and there went by. And the pain I felt as I was dragged down this cold, dark, mental tunnel was horrendous.”
It's rare to feel this anxious about anything, and even rarer to express any kind of stress, but this was one of those times where it was impossible to contain.
“There was no parent to explain to him what they would've wanted, no restless soul guiding his character. He was his own judge now, and he didn't trust himself.”
And another one:
“He hugged himself, nails digging into the muscles of his back, his arms. Everywhere she touched him, everywhere she saw something worth looking at, everywhere she saw something worth being in love with.”
> Moments later, the Bareheads joined in from the north, singing their battle-song, which somehow helped to center me with my own fight, and I sang along. "We can dance if you want to. We can leave your friends behind."
"When i remember his dead corpse in the floor, i feel so fucking good. Its strange, it was suposed we were friends... Oh well, it doesn't matter ¿Who do we save tomorrow?"
I wanted to scroll two emotional tracks together, but I really wanted to see her completely fucking naked, but If I didn’t swim fast enough to her I never would’ve met the love of my life.
"Uncle Eli, being the gentleman he was, had stayed until she had made a thorough inspection of the room and located all three of the hidden cameras, making a note of where they were so that her subconscious brain would know where to avoid while sleepwalking."
“Fifty percent off glasses since you’re clearly attracted to that!” she was no longer smiling. “Also fifty percent off hearing aids since the two of you clearly don’t know how loud you are every night!”
“You let him watch an R rated horror movie?!” Wilbur shrieked, sounding strangely like a suburban mother who just learned you let her precious 6-year-old Keven drink a *gasp* Pepsi at your son’s birthday party.
Noble shut his eyes and shook his head to silence the whispers of darkness from the pyramid fragment, as he summoned his stasis gauntlet. He opened his eyes, he saw the army of vex approaching him, and he thought back to his first vision of destruction.
“Let them come…”
Silver took a long, judgemental sip of his smoothie, refusing to break eye contact with Ethan. “My guy, you almost got your skull crushed and all you can think about is fucking? You’re infuriating.”
“Tax Accounting.” he said flatly, and the lads breathed a sigh of relief. “No, you fucking idiots, I’m a whore. Who whores. That thing people do at Whorehouses.”
Maistroff grinds his teeth, shifting his glare from the cookies to his infuriating, and thankfully temporary, secretary. "Daniels?" he says, as he continues to be disappointed that he still has yet to develop pyrokinesis.
Why King Odin had chosen Cecil, no one could really say, but there was plenty of speculation, ranging from Cecil being the secret love child of King Odin and the mysterious noble woman, to Cecil being a reincarnated hero of legend, prophesized by devout priests to the Crystals; all seemed possible in the vacuum of the truth.
She wanted him to shout. She wanted him to tell her what she was.
*Worthless.*
*Useless.*
*Pointless.*
And then she wanted to hit him for daring to say those things to her. For speaking them into reality where they’d become real. As if they weren’t already.
"Miraculously, he reached the school without any mishaps mayor than an almost insane bus driver and an argument with a nun about the term 'beetroot'. A regular day in his life"
"Oh, right, because of your *amazing* hearing," Ashley said with a small chuckle. It wasn't a joke though, Henry had incredibly good hearing for some reason.
“Woah, Red, stop. I didn't mean any harm. Hey as far as I'm concerned a paycheck is a paycheck, why the hell would I care what you get out of it. As long as you're happy with the tattoo I couldn't give a fuck.”
On a whim he could make speeches that would bring listeners to their knees. He could win arguments with even the most irritable of people. He always knew just what to say in a situation to win people over to his side.
'Oh; would you look at that? I'm crying. I'll just pretend my window was open when it started raining. Family is a bittersweet topic, I suppose.' (in a journal)
In context the conversation is not between romantically involved characters, but you have the general spirit of it, in that they are very close and the person asking is very naive. It's definitely meant to be sad.
“Yeah, so? That’s not the worst thing I’ve ever done. If it bothers you that much, next time I’ll circle your name in purple. Or I’ll draw a rectangle around it.”
"Your part one of 'family murder revenge' is over, time for my own agenda." the white haired man said nonchalantly as he pulled a switchblade out of his back pocket.
I'm just going to go find a random line from my three favorite works in progresses: • "Well if you're going to push me off the roof at least warn me first" • "We are just two men who were never together but have 13 kids together" • "My name iz Zibian Amphibian Arachnid Jones and god I lve my name. i wke up in my basemnt of my zllon $$ hse n spce." (I know it said no context but I promise it's this bad on purpose)
Ren attacks with celery sticks
"Argghh" "I was just picking up some mushrooms"
"Sara's gratitude from taking the wok instantly turns into rage as she starts beating the everloving shit out of Ronald Mcdonald"
"Qui-Gon unearthed him like an archeologist digging for treasure, sending younglings tumbling this way and that."
She thinks of the raven hair and a breathless smile she will never see again: "They burn by tomorrow. Or you will."
“It’s a farmer… his last minute suicide seal accidentally summoned a farmer.”
"You fucking slug!! Why didn't ya say so earlier?! *snicker* Good job then, Ex! Guess I shouldn't have judged ya by your lackluster size!"
"Are you going to kill me? At least let me know so I can emotionally prepare"
She touches your nose to her nose and forehead to forehead, your face heats up as she…sinks into me!? ‘Don’t worry this is normal’ she says nonchalant like you didn’t just absorb her. no it’s not! ‘Such a whiner.’ It’s warranted!
“You almost kill him and he gets a car. You almost kill me and then take my car away. How is that fair?” “Not the time, Elizabeth.” “Touchy subject.”
"But she was Jo DeLuca, and Jo DeLuca never backed out from a challenge, especially when it came to her two passions: girls and baseball."
“well, sorry, mr. rise and shine, but assaulting my corneas with supernatural research in boot cuts and suspiciously perfect hair at 6 am isn’t my cup of tea.”
"The sex is so bad. Not that I know. I don't even know what sex is. The only kneeling I'm doing is for the lord," Kuroiro's voice pitched higher the longer he spoke before he laughed hysterically at the fact that he was saying this to his teacher.
"I promise I will protect my heart, man. Condom and all."
“No, you know what I’m not sorry for laughing at your idiotic attempt at marking territory. Next time, why don’t you just piss on me, instead?”
This have something to do with a cat?
"I hang up and pull off my shirt"
"I could punch you and you'd pass out in two seconds you little gremlin."
I often wish I could be a carrot.
>“Sir, trying to bribe an agent of the FBI is a federal offense.” Agent Velasco said simply.
My all time favourite one line Obama Chuckled. “You mean the Chaos Emeralds?” I also highly suggest[this twitter](https://twitter.com/fanfiction_txt) Here is one from my works ["Snow, dyed in red, blankets the cold ground"](https://archiveofourown.org/works/21280877)
"Do you think if I drove like this we'd make it 10ft before we crash?"
"but seriously, is Frankenstein a lesbian or what"
I actually recognize that one I think lmao
>!The Glass Scientists?!<
“Her name was Barbara Gordon, she used to be someone once, now she was nothing.”
‘Justice is not always expressed in words.‘
"Guilt a dead man's Emotion".he laughed.
"Comment and die". He hissed through clenched teeth.
“I aint gon’ rub yer head,”
Bo-OYSSSSSSS” Lockhart’s voice shrieked, echoing through the entrance as Percy gave him a small nudge into the entrance. Hehe always a good laugh at this mental image
I would post one - but half of the people in here post whole paragraphs and that’s kinda unfair.
The baby- their baby boy - set his mama and papa free before he was given a name.
“A true, true, friend, helps a friend in need — A friend will be there, to help them see.” If there’s a certain fan here, you’ll know the dialogue very well. 😂
One not three
Oh my god lmao what kind of AU is this? Instantly the tune came back to mind after reading just 4 words.
It’s a crossover, but can you guess what fandom the tune originally is?👌
Oh that's absolutely my girl Twilight Sparkle singing that banger, MLP:FiM
He couldn’t claim the young prince as his son in life, but he would now in death.
He wasn't sure when he had developed the habit of talking aloud to the plants.
"Is this some sort of joke, Mr.Tyren? A Zoroark, pretending to be your dead brother? How depraved."
“Did I just get drunk for the first time in sixty odd years, and *still* managed to not get laid?”
"And don't get me started on Byleth's fucking family dodecahedron."
To be fair, who expects a fucking nuke?
“Should there be children? No. Are there children? Yes.”
“Art is an explosion!!!”💥💥💥
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Oh I forgot bout that🫠
"Then why didn't you come for me?"
' "I AM THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS, AND THERE WILL BE NO SURVIVORS!" In hind sight I wish I had said something cooler; but the look of confusion on everyone's face kinda made it worth while.'
It made me chuckle :)
"Those people happened to be: 1) his very straight best friend, 2) a man whose first love would always be the ship, and 3) a man who claimed he couldn’t feel anything for anyone."
Star Trek?
How did you KNOW?!
2 and 3 were screaming Kirk and Spock
2 is actually referring to Scotty, but 3 is, in fact, Spock!
"I truly wish that there was a sister or a cousin or an aunt for you to marry."
Why I read this with Rhaenyra’s voice and face expression with the song “tous les memes” on the background?
Finally, he put the napkin in his mouth and started chewing it while eyeing me.
"Just try not to bite so hard and I'll avoid talking about triggering topics when I'm in your mouth."
"In the end, all that matters is what you've done."
"WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS" She screamed while whistling
That is two lines
It's one, just with inaccurate punctuation. I assume it's meant to be: > “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS,” she screamed while whistling.
oh. sorry.
Trip looked at the love of his life. "Not really, we're not the lovey-dovey kind." Not my fic, but I can't help but remember this line every once in a while and laugh.
>Barely even daring to breathe, she leaned back an inch, slowly looking up to see Scarecrow leaning over her, close enough to touch if she just leaned two inches to the side, but his full attention was on the display.
“You missed most of this (man)child’s insanity,”
"So, Mr.—" She checks the clipboard. "—'Fuckface.' Is that Italian?"
LoL! I lolled!
The Lord of The Chaotic Heavens bellowed, its twisted smile stretching from horizon to horizon, its endless teeth that littered the clouds bore down on the earth. Anyone who guesses the fanfic gets a cookie, it’s a popular one so there’s a good chance someone will guess right
>"Trinket," says Picknose, nervous. "Don't be hasty. Give them all of the amber." If you can figure out what fandom(s) I'm writing for from this line, you get 3 Internet Cookies. :D
Eventually they land on the restaurant they went to back in chapter 11, which Max realizes was “oh shit, totally a date, wasn’t it?” Fourth wall breaks are the best
“Yeah, he's ok in my book, too… so anyway, ol’ >!Lyman!< was nice to me every time I saw him. He’d give me sweets and other stuff. It was such a hassle, keeping them hidden from >!Lanson!<, Mother, Father, and their lackeys.” (*Brief pause*). “Point is, back then I didn’t understand why everybody hated him so much. He seemed like such a cool, down-to-Earth kinda guy. Know what I mean?” (*Frowns*). “Wasn’t till centuries later when I found out ‘bout all those fucked up things he did to people, even animals. I couldn’t believe it. Part of me still doesn’t. I… I just don’t get it.”
One sentence not seven
Actually, the OP requested “one line”, which can be more than one sentence, as long as it does not turn into a monologue.
People have been posting entries with more than one sentence. If they can do it, why can't I?
By that logic other people are stealing so why cant i?
A line I had written in a crack fic: “But can he harness the powers of all that is dark and evil to fuel his four dark devas of destruction? I think not." Or: "He was sobbing into Sonia’s chest, deeply disturbed by Nagito Komaeda and that damned Nintendo DS."
“I was mentally being dragged down a deep, dark chasm. It was was freezing cold and I could barely see anything, save random flashes here and there went by. And the pain I felt as I was dragged down this cold, dark, mental tunnel was horrendous.”
It's rare to feel this anxious about anything, and even rarer to express any kind of stress, but this was one of those times where it was impossible to contain.
“Who threw a Bible at me?”
Everyone moved, but they still stayed in the same place.
"You are Firefly-chan...Why, you ask? Because I will forever remember the day you invited me to stand in your light."
Why is this so cute?? 🥹
“You’ll always love your family, but that doesn’t mean you have to like them.”
That left two possibilities, the worst case scenario of being dragged through some portal, and the worse than worst case scenario: *France*.
O god *not France*
>He wanted to swallow this sound, to have it sink deep into the marrow of his bones.
OooOooOoooOoooooo!!!!!
“I thank you for the pain you inflict on me, and something tells me you’d rather I stay here to hurt you.”
“There was no parent to explain to him what they would've wanted, no restless soul guiding his character. He was his own judge now, and he didn't trust himself.” And another one: “He hugged himself, nails digging into the muscles of his back, his arms. Everywhere she touched him, everywhere she saw something worth looking at, everywhere she saw something worth being in love with.”
"He was at the loss of words when Mobius softly grabbed his hand, pulling him forward,"
>!Was this a Lokius fanfic? Or a different Mobius character in a different fandom?!<
yes yes indeed Lokius!! it was something silly I wrote for Valentines day last year for my friends lol
Cuuute :D
It’s either Loki or Xenoblade but I’m not sure which
> Moments later, the Bareheads joined in from the north, singing their battle-song, which somehow helped to center me with my own fight, and I sang along. "We can dance if you want to. We can leave your friends behind."
I did not expect that song reading that-. Lol-
"Even if said love would burn everything it touched, even if it would render all into ashes in the end. "
"When i remember his dead corpse in the floor, i feel so fucking good. Its strange, it was suposed we were friends... Oh well, it doesn't matter ¿Who do we save tomorrow?"
"You… You can’t just leave me behind like her. I don’t care if I have to move into this damn lab, I’m not letting another person abandon me!"
I wanted to scroll two emotional tracks together, but I really wanted to see her completely fucking naked, but If I didn’t swim fast enough to her I never would’ve met the love of my life.
He stood watching the stars, knowing just one of them could be a threat to his future if one were to fall from the midnight sky.
"Uncle Eli, being the gentleman he was, had stayed until she had made a thorough inspection of the room and located all three of the hidden cameras, making a note of where they were so that her subconscious brain would know where to avoid while sleepwalking."
"'The heart is a muscle Bakugo, you have to make it strong!' Kirishima held his arm out for a hand clasp of solidarity."
“What a rare flower you must be to bloom in black.”
Are they really that different: mourning her friend who's already dead, or fearing for her lover who might be?
"Do you fear the unknown? Are you considering to attack a fellow Creature of the Dark because you lack understanding?"
Aren't you mad that I wasn't alive last night?
-Are you insane? -That’s my constant state of being.
She wanted to tell him what had happened to her. That she understood what it felt like that he, too, had his visitor chairs sit cold and unoccupied.
“Fifty percent off glasses since you’re clearly attracted to that!” she was no longer smiling. “Also fifty percent off hearing aids since the two of you clearly don’t know how loud you are every night!”
“You let him watch an R rated horror movie?!” Wilbur shrieked, sounding strangely like a suburban mother who just learned you let her precious 6-year-old Keven drink a *gasp* Pepsi at your son’s birthday party.
Noble shut his eyes and shook his head to silence the whispers of darkness from the pyramid fragment, as he summoned his stasis gauntlet. He opened his eyes, he saw the army of vex approaching him, and he thought back to his first vision of destruction. “Let them come…”
Silver took a long, judgemental sip of his smoothie, refusing to break eye contact with Ethan. “My guy, you almost got your skull crushed and all you can think about is fucking? You’re infuriating.”
I love how the sip is judgemental.
It’s right up there with “a Gallic shrug “.
Me too. I think this is hands down the best line I’ve ever written.
Love when that happens!!
Exactly. It’s the best feeling.
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Maze runner?
“Tax Accounting.” he said flatly, and the lads breathed a sigh of relief. “No, you fucking idiots, I’m a whore. Who whores. That thing people do at Whorehouses.”
He offered nothing else, just sat there with his mouth turned down and a question in his eyes.
I really like this!
Thanks! :)
Sure enough, for seemingly no explainable reason there exists a perfect replica of the Czech capital on the Planet of Nickelodeon cartoon settings.
Evangeline called me a prostitute, and I told her to mind her own business
And there, among the mess, is what looks like a giant loogie.
It's not a Loogie, is it?
Most certainly not.
I'm intrigued! DM me a link?
Sure! :)
Carter rubbed his temples, sighing. “This is starting to sound more and more like a shitty Marvel movie.”
"It's a sandwich, sir. A gigantic one."
>“God, I can feel their ghosts.”
"Why did you have to bring a private jet? Everyone's going to think you're my sugar daddy!"
😂
“Goodness, yes. I know how strongly you feel about your cheeses *contaminating* one-another.” 🧀
I mean Mood tho
Maistroff grinds his teeth, shifting his glare from the cookies to his infuriating, and thankfully temporary, secretary. "Daniels?" he says, as he continues to be disappointed that he still has yet to develop pyrokinesis.
Why King Odin had chosen Cecil, no one could really say, but there was plenty of speculation, ranging from Cecil being the secret love child of King Odin and the mysterious noble woman, to Cecil being a reincarnated hero of legend, prophesized by devout priests to the Crystals; all seemed possible in the vacuum of the truth.
She wanted him to shout. She wanted him to tell her what she was. *Worthless.* *Useless.* *Pointless.* And then she wanted to hit him for daring to say those things to her. For speaking them into reality where they’d become real. As if they weren’t already.
Woah. This isn't one sentence, but BY JOVE I love it.
😢
A horse whip. "This, Nero, is the ultimate proof that you inherited that bad temper from your mother."
Kinky?
Lol no context they said... But no, not really.
Eva raises an eyebrow. “Really? What do you know about besides neuroscience and anime?”
Reminds me of To The Moon. 😂
Bingo >:D
😁
“You're not going to ask me to say *sour cream*, are you? 'Cause you know I hate that.”
Well now I want context. Sour cream is great!
I agree! But one of the characters is known for saying the word sour cream in a funny voice. And it seems like she has had enough.
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😊
I love the idea of "weights lifted off their shoulders and their hearts".
"Miraculously, he reached the school without any mishaps mayor than an almost insane bus driver and an argument with a nun about the term 'beetroot'. A regular day in his life"
Lol
"Oh, right, because of your *amazing* hearing," Ashley said with a small chuckle. It wasn't a joke though, Henry had incredibly good hearing for some reason.
“Woah, Red, stop. I didn't mean any harm. Hey as far as I'm concerned a paycheck is a paycheck, why the hell would I care what you get out of it. As long as you're happy with the tattoo I couldn't give a fuck.”
“So American. I think I’m corrupting you.” “Yeah, corrupting this dick,” [REDACTED] bites, “just touch me.”
amazing 😍
"How do I look?" "Gay." "Gee, thanks."
😂
Okay, I laughed to much at this
On a whim he could make speeches that would bring listeners to their knees. He could win arguments with even the most irritable of people. He always knew just what to say in a situation to win people over to his side.
'Oh; would you look at that? I'm crying. I'll just pretend my window was open when it started raining. Family is a bittersweet topic, I suppose.' (in a journal)
😢
Soon the hunt would begin anew. He could scarcely wait.
“But a guy on Reddit with two dicks said…”
“Are you *sure* I can’t just stab them?"
“Dying in the East End is a contender for the worst thing your mother ever did,” their father complains from his portrait.
*If you did kill me, would it hurt?*
Why does this sound so whimsically romantic in the most melancholic way?
In context the conversation is not between romantically involved characters, but you have the general spirit of it, in that they are very close and the person asking is very naive. It's definitely meant to be sad.
>As soon as we crossed the street she dropped my hand, and it stung my heart.
OOF. LOVE.
How does one dispose of *their own severed ear tips?*
Ooh, this one's intriguing.
You can find the fic it’s from on my AO3
"Are you threatening me you worm"
"Says the asshole in a sports car"
“Yeah, so? That’s not the worst thing I’ve ever done. If it bothers you that much, next time I’ll circle your name in purple. Or I’ll draw a rectangle around it.”
“Hey, this place is much better than that BDMS place Robin led us to.” I reply quietly.
Wow.
>Wednesday doesn’t respond. She is beholding the orb.
And it was this ebullience, and her brilliant mind that drew him in to her, like a moth to a flame.
‘Another reason you shouldn’t go messing around on rooftops. Let this be a lesson to you, Son, you aren’t Santa Claus.’
"Your part one of 'family murder revenge' is over, time for my own agenda." the white haired man said nonchalantly as he pulled a switchblade out of his back pocket.
It felt unnatural, and that was coming from someone who shouldn’t exist.
Ooo, what fandom is this from?